Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20150813144404/@comment-25908355-20150815120454

(It's Bixbite, not Bismuth. OKAY, I CHOOSE YOU, CONKER... MY LOVE.)

Jet: Bixbite thought it was a good idea to get on a blind date with some guy.

Bixbite: He's a really nice guy...

Bixbite's mind: JASON, WHERE ARE YOU?!