Tiger Millionaire (episode)/Transcript

[Open Int. Crystal Temple: Warp Pad] (Gems warp into temple, Pearl berates Amethyst for recklessness)

Pearl: How could you possibly think punching a blood pollen was a good idea? Look at all the gunk you got on me! And look at Steven!

Steven: *covered head to toe in gunk* It's not so bad once you get use to it.

Amethyst: See, he likes it.

Pearl: He certainly won't like it when it hardens.

Steven: Uh, what? Uh, I'm gonna go wash. *begins to walk away*

Pearl: He shouldn't have been so close in the first place. *Steven hardens in place near fridge*

Amethyst: How was I supposed to know they pop?

Steven: Uh, guys...

Pearl: You're always putting us in danger with your little outbursts *Amethyst ignoring her* Uh, you are just. SO. Childish!

Amethyst: Yeah, yeah. Don't forget: Reckless, vulgar, "loud mouthed", That's just what makes me so awesome! RIGHT GARNET!

Garnet: Amethyst, you are a crystal gem, you need to act like it.

Amethyst: Fine. *walks into her room*

Pearl: I think we really got through to her. *Garnet groans worryingly* Right Garnet? *both leave house*

Steven: *still trapped* Guys?

[Time Skip- Night time] (Steven sleeping in hardened shell of gunk, Door opens, waking Steven. Amethyst rushes out in cape and leaves, Steven falls over and shatters the shell, freeing him)

Steven: *on ground* Amethyst?

(Steven pursues her to the Beach City Warehouse)

[Trans. Int. Beach City Warehouse] (Amethyst transforms into The Purple Puma, introduced by Mr. Smiley acting as the announcer at the Beach City Underground Wrestling tournament and stands in the center of the ring, Steven watches from the window)

Mr.Smiely: *announcing* For those of you befuddled by athleticism, you are about to see, the Purple Puma, rah! Is the single most hated wrestler in beach city underground's history! *crowd boos*

Steven: What? *Amethyst eggs on crowd*

Mr.Smiley: Alright ladies and gentlemen let's introduce his opponent, or should I say: Victim. *laughs* The Lochness Blogster.

Ronaldo: I'm, uh, going to end your reign of terror! Aah! *runs at her, who simply knocks him down with one punch*

Mr.Smiley: *laughs* Now that was quick. *crowd boos* Hey, now I don't like it either but hey, what do you do? *Puma throws Ronaldo at crowd*

[Trans. Ext. Beach City Warehouse] (Amethyst bursts through back doors, roars and then returns to normal, Steven sneaks up behind her)

Steven: Amethyst! *attempts to put her in a choke hold, only for Amethyst to flip him on his back*

Amethyst: *shocked* What are "you" doing here?

Steven: Are you a secret wrestler?

Amethyst: Yeah.

Steven: *gasps* But how, but when, but why??

Amethyst: Come here. Let me explain something to you. *puts arm around him* In the ring, nobody can tell me what to do, and if they do, I hit them in the face with a chair!

Steven: And they...like that?

Amethyst: "like it"? They love it! Ha, well, they hate it but it's all part of the fun you know? Everyone here, get's that. Grr, you don't know what it's like having Pearl and Garnet on your back all the time!

Steven: Are you kidding me? *impersonates Pearl* "Oh Steven I told you before not to take peanut butter on missions." *impersonates Garnet* "I'm not going to say anything but I expect you to understand that was wrong." *Amethyst laughs* Let me be a wrestler with you, I'm so stifled!

Amethyst: Well, I haven't won the tag team belt yet. But you can't tell Pearl and Garnet.

Steven: Deal!