Talk:Butt Lobster/@comment-25725945-20150510045721/@comment-26369466-20150928124037

You need to write a book about the dramatic life of the charming Butt Lobster. I'd read it 24/7. I'd forget about my life and read about Butt Lobster. I'd lock the doors and windows and never, never, never come out again. AND NO, I'M NOT A CAPRICORN. The joke was absolutely unintentional.