Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20151114054745/@comment-25908355-20151120210236

(btw, this how Sard looks like: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/1/19/B5414166-e86b-4780-be77-82aeda795171.png/revision/latest?cb=20151022015116

He doesn't have the eyepatch, but you can imagine it.)