Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26967247-20170124020802/@comment-26967247-20170622232745

"Shark Tale: Will Smith is a fish, who is somehow also a cow, and finds out the farm he lives on is about to close down. He then rallies the other cows on the farm to find wanted criminal Matt Damon and, in the process, be rewarded enough money to save the Jews. Damon makes a deal with Satan so that he can take over China. Meanwhile, Hades, lord of the Underworld, sends his soldiers to perform mass genocide upon pandakind, since it has been prophesied that only a panda can defeat him. However, one panda is sent down the river to come across beloved comic duo Timon and Pumbaa, who raise him to forget the past and eat garbage. The panda grows up to have the voice of Jack Black; he then finds out the same farm that Will Smith Fish lives on is still being closed down, even though it was supposed to happen many years ago. Jack Black Panda arrives at the farm and meets Will Smith Fish. To hide from Hades, who still wants to destroy all pandas, Jack Black Panda makes a deal with Will Smith Fish so that he can fake his own death and assume the identity of an ogre named Shrek. However, soon after, Will Smith Fish is pulled back into action by God Himself, with the voice of Eddie Murphy. God tells Will Smith Fish that he is to be the deliverer of the Jews. Will Smith Fish then embarks on an epic quest, battling dragons, Robin Hood, and ultimately rescuing Renee Zellweger Fish, who, for some reason, has the voice of Catherine Zeta Jones. At some point, Jack Black Panda also has a musical number, and a giant turtle (who claims to be a 'drab little crab') comes into the story for some reason.

Such an amazing setup. "