Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-18457066-20150826223747/@comment-18457066-20150827084228

Bob1234512345 wrote: to jasper

do you like lapis or not

Jasper: Let's see... First she tricked me into forming a giant green monster and then dragged me under the sea. And now instead of laughing as humans do my bidding I'm stuck under 14,000 feet of water. And it's making my skin feel REALLY pruney. What do you think?

Amethyst: Since she technically didn't answer, I'm going to answer for her: Yes, Jasper likes Lapis more than anything else in the world, and all Jasper wants to do is be with Lapis forever and ever. Which is probably why she hasn't escaped from her yet. And also why she kisses a pillow with Lapis's face drawn on it.

Jasper: Amethyst, when I get my hands on you, I'm going to-

Amethyst: Kiss Lapis?

Jasper: No, I'm going to-

Amethyst: Marry Lapis?

Jasper: Stop completing my sentences! It's getting-

Amethyst: Intimate between you and Lapis?

Jasper: AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH

 Bob1234512345 wrote:

and amey



what up gurl

Amethyst: what up Bob

Pearl: Amethyst, you made a gramattical error again. The sentence is supposed to go "What's up, Bob?"

Amethyst: Oh Pearl, you're so meticulous. Using improper grammar makes you sound cool!

Pearl: Really?

Amethyst: Yes!

Pearl: okay Amethyst I am try out your theory now by type in bad grammer

Amethyst: ...

Pearl: i don't feeling much cooler