Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20150920064643/@comment-13261419-20150923184008

(I'll force myself into the story... Muwahahahahah!)

Amatrix runs into the woods.

Amatrix: Where will I go...?

???: Here's a place you can go...

Amatrix: Wait... wha-

A gem jumps out of the bush.

Elbaite: To my brand new spa house on Homeworld, tell your friends, spread the news! Elbaite's luxuorious, nutircious, great... -ous spa, come now!

Amatrix: Wait, whose this nutjob, I'm confused-

Elbaite: Well, if you couldn't tell, I'm Elbaite!

Amatrix: Uh... well, yeah, I got that, just-

Elbaite: Elbaite's LNG Spa was founded sometime in the last ten years, forgot when exactly, isn't that hillarious, HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH-yet I guess it is a little embarassing, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah. Elbaite's LNG Spa promises to- *Non-stop babbeling.*

Amatrix: ...Okay, I think I preffered it back with Sard.