Together Breakfast (episode)/Transcript



[Open Int. Steven's Room- Steven]

Steven: *opens the window to watch the sunrise* Everyone’s out... Guess I’m makin' us breakfast.

(montage sequence of Steven making breakfast starting with a stack of waffles with syrup)

Steven: *knocks on temple door* Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst? Is anyone home?! (turns around) Hm!

(montage of Steven making popcorn and then dumping it over the waffles with syrup)

Steven: *stares at Warp Pad* One, two, three: Warp in! (falls over) *sighs*, I guess they’re still out saving the world.

(Steven puts whipped cream on top of the breakfast)

Steven: *looks at the Together Breakfast* Look at you, you are out of control! *opens the door to back the of house* Pearl? Garnet?! *back inside, concentrating, places strawberry on top and lifts it up* It’s done! *sighs* That thing's too good for me to eat alone. It’s a... “Together Breakfast”.

(Garnet warps in, scroll in hand)

Steven: Ah, Garnet, perfect! Check it out! It’s not exactly healthy, but it’s in a stack, so I guess you could say, it’s a balanced breakfast? *pulls a face and strains it* You know, like I made us all breakfast. I thought we could eat together. Like, like best buds!

Garnet: I can’t stay. There’s business to attend to inside the temple. *opens door*

Steven: Aw, business? Like what?

Garnet: I have to burn this. *opens scroll with mystic symbols*

Steven: Cool! *takes a picture with his smartphone*

Garnet: *takes phone* I have to burn this too. *leaves, door closes behind her*

Steven: No, my apps! *runs to door, lifts shirt and presses gem against door* Door, open, door! Aw, you never work when I need it.

Amethyst: *in the form of a male police officer with water gun, speaking with fake voice* Dumb Police! Uh, you’re dumb! *shoots at Steven’s breakfast*

Steven: *looks in shock to where the water is going at and jumps in front of the water blast* Nooooo!

Amethyst: *laughs as she morphs her head back to normal* Oh man, I totally got you! You should’ve seen the look on your face!

Steven: Oh, I knew it was you.

Amethyst: Pfft, how?

Steven: *changing shirts* Because that’s a water gun. And I’m not dumb.

Amethyst: You’ve got something on your shirt.

(Steven looks down, Amethyst hits him with water blast and laughs, Pearl exits the temple through Amethyst’s door with a sword)

Amethyst: *shifts back to normal* Hey, that’s my door!

Pearl: *holding sword* Oh, Amethyst, there you are. Care to explain what one of my swords was doing in your room?

Amethyst: Having a sword party.

Pearl: Oh please, you took it!

Amethyst: I did not!

Pearl: It’s fine. It’s in the past, I forgive you. *Amethyst groans* Also, I cleaned up your awful, awful mess. You’re welcome.

Amethyst: You did WHAT?! I have a system! *runs into temple*

Steven: Amethyst, wait!

Pearl: What’s the matter, Steven?

Steven: I wanted us all to have breakfast together. So I made together breakfast. *points to breakfast* But everyone keeps leaving.

Pearl: *whilst leaving through door* Ah, that’s nice. *disappears into room*

Steven: Oh no, not you too! I can’t let this become together brunch! *runs towards door and jams with arm, slips through*

[Trans. Int. Crystal Temple: Pearl's Room- Steven and Pearl]

(Pearl performs a short ballerina dance and summons her sword collection to which she adds the missing sword)

Pearl: *putting sword back* Hmm, there we go. Ah.

Steven: Hey, Pearl!

Pearl: Steven! What are you doing in here? You know it’s dangerous for you inside the temple. *reopens temple door to Steven’s room*

Steven: *determined* We’re going to have a nice together breakfast, even if I have to get my shoes wet. *steps into Pearl’s waterfall pool*

Pearl: What?! Get out of there!

Steven: I’ll swim it over to you. *swims to center* See, doggy paddle, forward. *gets pulled into descending waterfall* Oh gosh, wait, doggy paddle, reverse! Reverse!

Pearl: Steven!

(Steven falls down twisting waterfall which defies gravity, loops several times and sends him to the bottom pool)

Steven: *falling* What the? Woah, keep it together, breakfast! *hits bottom pool*

[Trans. Int. Crystal Temple: Amethyst's Room- Amethyst and Steven]

(Steven washes up on shore of Amethyst’s room, breakfast intact)

Amethyst: *flipping over organized junk* Better...

Steven: Amethyst.

Amethyst: Oh, hey, Steven. Did you come down the waterfall? Pearl gets so mad that I have her junk, but it's always falling down here.

Steven: Junk like what?

Amethyst: Junk like... you! *picks up Steven, laughing* I’mma throw you in the junk pile! *tosses him in pile* Isn’t it awful? Pearl organized everything.

Steven: Still looks messy to me.

Amethyst: Aw, thanks. I try. Boom! *kicks small pile, looks at breakfast* Oh, what’s that Steven?

Steven: It’s a together breakfast.

Amethyst: Alright, snacks! *grabs at it*

Steven: No! *pulls away* It’s for everyone to eat together. That’s the essence of together breakfast.

Amethyst: Oh... Gimme, gimme!

(Amethyst attempts to take it, Steven runs away down a corridor)

[Trans. Crystal Temple corridor]

Steven: *running* We have to eat it together! *runs on twisting corridor which turns him upside down and then up right once more* Huh? Woah!

Amethyst: You can’t outrun me, we both have short legs!

[Trans. Crystal temple floating platforms room]

(Steven comes to room full of floating platforms, forcing him to stop for a moment)

Amethyst: *still running after him* Steven! I’m hungry!

Steven: *jumping platforms* Just. Hold. On! An exit, woo! *jumps towards final platform, causing the breakfast to fall apart and Steven catches all of it in order* Skills!

Amethyst: *jumps* Get back here!

Steven: *running* You’re completely missing the point of this! *jumps and clings onto crystal heart vein*

[Trans. Ext. Crystal Heart- Steven and Amethyst]

Amethyst: *alarmed* Hey, wait a second!

Pearl: *entering from other side* Steven, there you are!

Steven: Pearl, sweet. Two out of three.

Pearl: *noticing what he’s clinging to, worried* Oh, oh! Steven, be careful!

Steven: Wha? Why? *stares up at crystal heart* Whoa...

Pearl: You really shouldn’t be in here, this is the crystal heart. Oh! It’s connected to the most dangerous areas of the temple! Hold on tight, and don’t look down.

Steven: *looks down, gasps, slips down* Aaah! *slides through bright room with pink clouds; music briefly changes to a more serene track* Oh hey, this isn’t so bad. *slides into darker room; previous music resumes* Ah, nevermind!

[Trans. The Burning Room with lava well- Garnet, Steven]

(Steven slides down to a stop just above Garnet who is about to burn the scroll in the lava well)

Steven: *Garnet takes out his phone, snaps it in half, and drops it into lava* Aw... *slides down*

(Garnet takes out the scroll and begins to burn it within a bubble, Garnet and Pearl drop down from above)

Pearl: *whispering* Steven, we’re getting you out of here.

Amethyst: *whispering* Come on.

Steven: *yelling* Oh, this is great! We’re all together!

(Garnet becomes distracted, Evil Spirit almost escapes)

Steven: *oblivious* We can finally eat! I mean, we don’t have any forks, but we can use our hands! I’m not gonna judge.

Garnet: *distracted but still trying to contain spirit* Steven, go!

Steven: Okay, want to meet in the kitchen?

(Garnet becomes too distracted and Evil Spirit escapes and expands, Gems summon weapons)

Garnet: It’s trying to escape! Force it back!

(Gems fight the spirit, doing damage to it while Steven backs away, once harmed too much, the spirit makes a dash for Steven, and hits the breakfast, possessing it and knocking Steven down)

Gems: Steven!

Steven: Ugh... *breakfast shakes* Together breakfast?

(breakfast transforms into a massive monster of its ingredients, and wraps Steven in its syrup; Pearl spears it, which distracts it)

Pearl: It’s taken refuge in organic matter! *monster hits pearl and sticks her to the wall with a mix of whipped cream and syrup*

Garnet: Now it has all the power of a breakfast, we have to destroy it.

Pearl: *surrounded by whipped cream* Aah! It’s horrible!

Steven: I didn’t want this! I just wanted to eat together like, like best buds!

Garnet: *arm stuck in its mass* Steven, you’ve got to get away.

Steven: But my breakfast!

(monster launches a giant waffle at both Garnet and Amethyst which smashes them against a wall)

Steven: That’s... enough! I... don’t care if you... are the most important meal of the day! *pushing the monster from the bottom, into the lava well* I made you to bring us together... not to tear us apart!

(Steven pushes monster all the way into lava, destroying it, Gems escape from its mass and gather around the well)

Steven: I’m sorry guys, I guess I dream too big.

[Screen fade, Trans. Int. Steven’s Room- Gems and Steven]

(montage of Gems recreating Steven’s original breakfast, but two times wider than his)

Steven: It looks great! It’s even more together and even more breakfast!

(Steven and Gems stare at it with great concern and unwillingness to eat it)

Steven: I don’t think I can eat this.

Amethyst: Let’s order pizza. *Steven and Pearl agree*

Garnet: It did try to kill us.

[End]