Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-29839052-20150720023301/@comment-25908355-20150724130422

Sard via intercom: Well, there's a jetpack right next to you. We've been experimenting with the idea of ion thrusters powered by plutonium decay batteries, and I believe we have managed to create an ion jetpack! Use it to fly over that incredibly large pit that totally doesn't have boiling acid at the bottom of it.