Talk:Catch and Release/@comment-28270803-20150924221734/@comment-26434326-20150924224219

You'd have to do better than that if you want to make jokes about her size. For example:

Peridot’s so short, she has to reach up to tie her shoes (if she wears shoes, and they had laces).

Peridot’s so short, her best friend is an ant.

Peridot’s so short, she went hang gliding on a Dorito.

Peridot’s so short, she’s Mini Me’s Mini Me.

Peridot’s so short, she has to push dice instead of rolling them.

Peridot’s so short, she doesn’t have to open the door, she can just walk under it.

Peridot’s so short, she’s the last to know when it rains.

Peridot’s so short, she sits on a dime and eats off a nickle.

Peridot’s so short, she’s the teller of a piggy bank.

Peridot’s so short, she has to look up to look down.

Peridot’s so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.

Peridot’s so short, she goes surfing on a popsicle stick.

Peridot’s so short, she calls Yoda Chewie.

Peridot’s so short, she thinks the Geico geco’s Godzilla.

Peridot’s so short, her big sister’s an apple seed.

Peridot’s so short, she goes through shrink spurts.

<p class="MsoNormal">Peridot’s so short, even Yoda judges her by her size

<p class="MsoNormal">Peridot’s so short, she gets dressed at Toys ‘R Us

<p class="MsoNormal">Peridot’s so short, she can sit on a match box and kick her legs.

<p class="MsoNormal">Peridot’s so short, if she wore underwear, she’d had to double roll it.

<p class="MsoNormal">Peridot’s so short, she drives a Lego car.

<p class="MsoNormal">Peridot’s so short, she thinks a pebble is a bolder.