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Monny raises his tentacles threatingly.

Monny: Who's there?!

Waiter: WHO ARE YOU? STAY AWAY FROM CORAL!

The waiter enters a fighting stance.

Monny: Oh, so you think you're tough, muscles for brains?

Waiter: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU TOOTHPICK?! I COULD SNAP YOU IN HALF WITH A FLICK OF MY FINGERS.

Monny: Bring it, brute!

Right as the two are about to get in a fist-fight, Iolite steps between the two.

Iolite: Coral!?