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(Do any of you have steven universe dreams as weird as mine?)

Sardonyx picked up steven and smushed him between her two palms.

"Oh, I could just squish you right now! It would not be hard."

"Noo...." Steven complained with giggles. And then POOF, Sardonyx poofed Steven.

Sardonyx stared in shock, and immediately defused. Garnet was rigid with terror and Pearl was freaking out.

Later they return to the Temple with steven's gem. suddenly the gem glows and rose regenerates.

Greg comes in, stares in shock, and starts to cry. Onion follows behind him.

Onion silently wipes away greg's tears, and pulls out a knife. Swiftly he chops up rose into a Rose Salad (no blood or pain). Then he offers the salad to greg with a fork.

Greg eats up the salad and poops out steven.

The end. 