Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20160102172656/@comment-28792791-20160102181929

???: i found you.... Calcitte. why do you hide, dont you know *gem glows as if he is gonna summon a weapon* how to greet an old friend.....

??: Cut the crap, Russ, can't you see they're scared of you?

Russ: aw man! you ruined the surprise.

??? lifts his hood, which reveals him to be Russ, just 30 years older and 3 feet taller.

Russ: gotta say, that was a jerky move you did there jasper.

Jasper: it wasnt my fault they're hiding behind a bush because of you!

they continue the heated argument until Jasper straight up slaps Russ. Turing her back, she says:

Jasper: ugh, you men are always so infanitle with your jokes.

Russ (to Cal): howdy, its Russ. you can come out now. It was supposed to be a joke.