Camp Pining Hearts

"Camp Pining Hearts" is a teen drama / soap opera set in a summer camp that appears for the first time in the episode "Log Date 7 15 2".

Plot
Much of the show's content and characters have as of yet not been established, but so far the show consists of a drama between teams of campers competing against one another.

Characters

 * Paulette - A member of the blue team during the Color War. Percy's love interest. Voiced by Deedee Magno-Hall.
 * Percy - A member of the yellow team during the Color War. Paulette's love interest. Voiced by Michaela Dietz. In the episode Peridot watches, he goes to the bottom of the lake to retrieve Paulette's friendship bracelet and competes in a canoe race, which Peridot thinks he would have won if he wasn't distracted by his interest in Paulette.
 * Pierre (mentioned only) - Peridot ships him with Percy. He's good at three-legged races and is a "force to be reckoned with" on land.
 * At least three other unidentified characters, according to Peridot's chart.

Peridot's fast-forwarded audio
Lauren Zuke hints on Twitter that Peridot's rant that Steven fast-forwards through may have subtext. By slowing down and equalising the audio, more of her speech about the characters is just about audible.

[???] leaving his [???] not to mention Percy is adept at aquatic sports. He would have won the canoe race if he weren't so busy drooling over Paulette, and the other part where Percy goes to the bottom of the lake to get Paulette's friendship bracelet proved that [???] by the entire camp [???]. And Pierre is a force to be reckoned with on land, when he [???]. *Steven stops fast forwarding the tape*

Trivia

 * Camp Pining Hearts appears to take place in Canada (or Steven Universe's alternate universe equivalent). Paulette is holding a flag which resembles the Canadian flag with green instead of red.
 * Additionally, Paulette carries a jug of maple syrup and Percy carries a tray of poutine.
 * Peridot drew a shipping chart with 6 characters and 4 possible pairings. She thinks Pierre and Percy are the optimal pairing because of their talents, and doesn't ship Paulette with anyone because she doesn't think she has any place in the camp hierarchy. She forms this opinion after watching the first episode on repeat for 78 hours straight (not knowing that there was more than one episode), doing a long-winded presentation of the evidence long enough to lull Steven to sleep.
 * Garnet heard the end of Peridot's shipping rant, and later compared herself to Pierre and Percy.
 * The star & rainbow / comet production company logo at the beginning of the tape resembles the symbol on one of Mabel Pines' sweaters in Gravity Falls.
 * The concept of lovers on opposing teams such as this is evocative of the Broadway musical West Side Story, which in turn was based off of Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare.
 * The visual style and the animation implies that the show might be some kind of anime.
 * The show seems to be a take on the real-life cartoon reality show Total Drama Island, which is also set in a Canadian summer camp.