Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26593284-20150820214414/@comment-25908355-20150826081043

Hematite proceeded to walk with Zinc down the hall, to meet his new advisor.

Hematite: So what's his name?

Zinc: Spessanite.

Hematite: Huh.. I've heard of him. He used to work as a general 50 years ago in the Loyalist Brigade, right?

Zinc: Um.. Yes. How do you know, sir?

Hematite: I heard stories about him. He used to be a brilliant general.

Zinc: So.. Now do you have a different opinion?

Hematite: A man can change a lot in 50 years. I'm trying to go in un-bias.

Zinc: Oh.. Um.. Yes sir.

The two continue to walk, until entering a dimly-lit room.

Spessanite: Okay.. And one part... Aqua fortis.

Hematite: Huh?

Just as Hematite noticed Spessanite slumped over a table filled with empty pill-bottles and papers, Spessanite pours a vial of purple liquid into a vial of green one.

Spessanite: Eh? Who's there?

Hematite: General Hematite, commander of the Unionist Briga-

Zinc: Hello sir!

Spessanite: Oh, yes. Hi Zinc. Anyway, and who are you.. Chap?

Hematite: I said already.

Spessanite: I didn't hear ya.

Hematite sighs.

Hematite: General Hematite, commander of the Unionist Briga-

Spessanite: Blimey! You're a unionist?!

Hematite: Yes.

Spessanite: And yer tellin' me, that you survived up to the rank o' general.. As a unionist?

Hematite: Yes. It's not that hard now. Unlike 50 years ago.

Spessanite begins to laugh.

Spessanite: You are a funny bloke. Anyway, Zinc. Why did ya bring this jokester in my office?

Hematite: Jokester?

Zinc: Well.. Oh, he's here to see if you are good enough to be his new advisor.

Spessanite: Advisor? The hell are ya talking about?

Zinc sighs, before whispering something in Spessanite's ear.

Spessanite: Oh, yeah! Advisor for Hematite, I rembemer now!

Hematite: Good, can we get started?

Spessanite: Of course-

Just as Spessanite finishes his sentance, the two vials of liquid begin to glow and boil.

Spessanite: Huh. That never happened before.

Spessanite begins shaking one of the vials, until it explodes, filling the room with smoke and covering everyone in a silky, blue foam.