Thread:Jasper the Quartz Gem/@comment-27847292-20160429191907/@comment-28758107-20160430131316

Steven: "Remember Tiger's Eye! Flatter the customer! Make 'em feel good!"

Pearl: "Hello?"

Tiger's Eye: "I LOVE YOU..."

Steven: "I think you took it a teensy bit to thick there old pal, let me try."

Pearl: "Please go away!"

Steven: "*clears throat* Ho-how, you doing?"

Pearl: "How am i doing?"

Steven: "Wanna buy some chocolate?"

Tiger's Eye: "We got her now!"

Pearl: "Sorry chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat, ain't that right lover boy?"

Tiger's Eye: "Hee, it tickles."

Pearl: "As you can see me and chocolate no longer hang. You can keep that four five bucks!"

Tiger's Eye: "I'LL TAKE TEN!"