Thread:Memin' Universe SU/@comment-37924481-20191016013759/@comment-44032435-20191018202849

Me: (kills MapleSugar33 with kindness)

Police: You are under arrest for being too kind

Me: You're so great at your job. I'm proud of you!

Police: (dies)

Juvie Officers: YOU ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS CRIMINAL EVER! GET IN THE CELL!

Me: Yes sir! I respect you for doing a great job at your jo-

Juvie Officers: (dies)

Me: ;-;