Board Thread:Introductions/@comment-27150302-20151102063631

...because beefy metal monstrosities are destined to become the ultimate adversaries of the innately effeminate, crystalline gemstones!! To every yin it's yang, after all!! Ever wonder why gemstones always seem to be female?

Well that's because men are METAL!!

Iron!! Lead!! Gold!! Titanium!! We're not just the next generation; we're the cure, baby!! What does the consumate gemcutter use to shape the perfect stone? A metal chisel!! Boo-yah!!  