Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26566521-20151128042601/@comment-27304481-20151129033846

Berlinite: (quickly hides turquoise shard) Hey, boss. Did you know people can summon stuff out of these shiny rocks? Watch. (Pulls out a normal piece of gravel). Sorry that I got distracted while working though, because turquoise was all dramatic about how working is very relevant and that this is honest work, but I'm new so what do I know?