Talk:Peridot/@comment-26869658-20150814000307

I came up with a different version of the Jasper goes chlothes shopping:

P calls J-

P:Hello, Jasper? You there?

J: Oh, Hey Peridot. What's up?

P: I need you to come home soon. We need to rebuild the Galaxy Warp.

J: I can't- I'm soup shopping.

P: Oh. Well, can you come home soon? I need you.

J: I can't. I can't find it.

P: What do you mean you can't find it?

J: I mean I can't find the soup, there's just clothes.

P: Well, the go to the next isle!

J: Ok, ok, just stop screching!

J: It's not here.

P: THEN GO TO THE NEXT IASLE!

J: NO SOUP!

P: Where are you shopping?!?!!!!!!!

J: At the clothes store! They said they're having a sale on S.O.O.P.!

P: Ugh! You are so annoying! Ok, I'm hanging up.

And that's why the world is still safe!