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Goldensunsheba wrote: YAY! You're such a true friend *Hugs and then has a realization* Wait... You're making fun of me...AW YOU LOVE ME!

Anyways, I accept nickname as Queen Clod of this Cruddy planet.

So what's your plan to escape this planet? I'm pretty sure Yellow Diamond isn't coming for you any time soon, and I wouldn't want the Crystal gems to hurt you... Although I think Steven likes you too!

Wanna be friends with me and Steven? It'll be fun! With that logic, I love everyone.

I have three plans to escape the planet:

1) Enslave your pathetic race and make you all build a space ship for me.

2) Keep on pestering Yellow Diamond until she has no choice but to rescue me and also make me Green Diamond

3 ) Fly into space with helicopter fingers and hope I eventually float to Homeworld (It's going to be a long trip so I downloaded Angry Birds)

There's a plan that involves popsicle sticks and an anvil but i'll have to work on it.