Thread:Jasper the Quartz Gem/@comment-27847292-20160429191907

Steven: Goodness lesson #1! You see someone drop their wallet! Now what would you do?

Jasper: Excuse me ma'am, but I do believe you dropped your wallet.

Peridot: Doesnt look familiar to me.

Jasper: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.

Peridot: Nope, its not mine.

Jasper: It IS yours. I'm trying to be a good person and return it to you.

Peridot: Return what to who?

Jasper: Aren't you Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG?

Peridot: Yep.

Jasper: And THIS is your ID?

Peridot: Yep.

Jasper: I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case this must be your wallet.

Peridot: That makes sense to me.

Jasper: Then take it.

Peridot: Its niot my wallet.

Jasper: YOU'LL TAKE BACK YOUR WALLET OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!

Steven *presses a button, which causes Jasper to land on the floor laughing*: Wrong! Good people don't rip other people's arms off. 