Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26934450-20150828000437

You're lucky you have the crystal clods, if they weren't around I would've taken over your pathetic dirt clump by now!

For now, i'm sticking to an ask blog. I guess it'll be fun watching you pathetic morons trying to make a half-decent question, if you can even type with those raisin-sized brains.

RULES:

1. Don't be a clod. I can tell you'll have trouble with this one.

4. Keep your questions short. I don't want waste too much of my brainpower answering your sorry excuses of questions.

6. This is ask Peridot only, you clods!

7. I skipped 5. I'm not surprised you didn't notice though, you're just too stupid!

8. I won't answer any spam questions. 