Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20150920064643/@comment-13261419-20150923185639

Amatrix starts thinking of all the things he'd rather be doing right now, finding his mutants, torturing his enemies, getting tortured, dying... but instead, he was stuck with this... girl.

Elbaite: So, do you want a coupon.

Amatrix snapped back into reality,

Amatrix: Uh, uh! Sure! Just leav-

Elbaite: Okay, just sign here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here!

Amatrix: One, you don't have anything for me to write with. Two, you don't anything for me to write on. Three, why would I need a contract for a coupon.

Elbaite: Fine, fine. How about I give you ten times the amount of coupons for no contract.

Amatrix: ..........................................................................................uh, sure... Can you just leave please.

Elbaite: Okay! I'll be back with the coupons! Bai!

Elbaite runs off, happily. At the start, Amatrix looks at Elbaite as he runs off... and decides to run for it.