Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20150905064711/@comment-26127668-20150906105845

(Somebody angered the sentient cloud. It banned all camera technology, cuz it hates getting its picture taken, so we're goin on the honor system here. Who where did it, please go outside. To be consumed.

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That thingsstill waiting, btw. At this point, someone just walk out there-

Wait, what? No nNO! It's coming under the door! IT'S LEACHING OFF MY SKIN! AHHHHHH!

And that there, was an excerpt from one of our training tapes. Someone leave, or it'll start coming under the doors and leaching off all our skin.)