Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-28259364-20151231132701/@comment-28695332-20160101022503

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you little clod? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class on Homeworld, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Earth, and I have over 300 confirmed gems bubbled. I am trained in robot warfare and I’m the top technician in the entire Yellow Diamond armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another assignment. I will wipe you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this gemforsaken planet, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me through the Wailing Stone? Think again, clod. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gem beasts across Homeworld and your warp pad is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Crystal CLODS. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re flipping dead, clod. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my limb enhancers. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Gem Homeworld and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butts off the face of this world, you little clod. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your flipping taste finder. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you clod. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re flipping dead, CLOD!

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