Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233810-20150117023923

I have a theory that Connie is actually a gem who is spying on Steven.

Okay, okay, first, let's look at her dresses.



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Now let's look at the two enemy gems we have seen.



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And here is Danny Devito:



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Plus, Connie seemed so eager to become Steven's friend, and the only two times she got mad at him was when Steven's gem powers malfunctioned and when Steven didn't tell her about a gem adventure. Plus, she said that her dad moves around a lot. Coincidence? I think not.

Don't tell me "it's because they love each other" or "it's because I watch too much Gravity Falls". Okay, maybe I do, but it strengthens my mystery skills AND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD BILL CHIPHER IS A TRIANGLE HE COULD BE THEIR LEADER!!!

Well, let's get off the nonsense and onto the theory. In the latest episode, Alone Together (don't get me started on how they stole that title from Fall Out Boy), Steven fused with Connie. For all we know, that could only be done between gems. Well, what it that's true...

Plus, Connie seemed so natural with it, it could only be from prior experience.

As I mentioned above, we have only seen Connie get mad about Steven two times: when his gem powers malfunctioned and when he wouldn't tell her about a gem adventure. What do both those things have in common? Steven's gem powers.

So, here is my conclusion. Connie is the Illuminati is a gem spy.

I know the holes:


 * Where is Connie's gem?


 * Solution: Where is Lion's gem?


 * Why is she spying?


 * Does she know what mayonaise is?

Well, we'll see these holes fill in time.

For those who skipped past everything:


 * Connie is a gem spy because she was only mad at Steven for his gem powers and her dress and her fusing with Steven.


 * She is spying on Steven for an unknown reason.


 * Homer Simpson is your father (just kdding about that one) 