Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26808654-20150517230118/@comment-26313834-20150520205959

OH CRAP I'm almost 100% certain that Connie is actually a sandwich herself! I believe the blush marks on her face are actually little slices of baloney floating to her surface and her hair is beef. I think that Connie even looked like a sanwhich at one point butb when it was discovered she was a cannibal she was forced to shape-shift into a human facade with a sandwich inside. That way no one will question why she is eating sanwiches...