Laser Light Cannon (object)

The Laser Light Cannon is the object episode 2 of Steven Universe is named after. It is a very powerful magic cannon formerly owned by Rose Quartz, used to destroy the Red Eye.

Powers
The Laser Light Cannon sens out a beam of light similar to that color of the Cannon itself. The beam is extremely powerful, and was refered to as the only thing that could destroy the Red Eye. To activate the Laser Light Cannon you have to utter the phrase "If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs."

First Appearance
After Steven asks the crystal gems what they are going to do about the Red Eye coming towards Beach City, Garnet mentions that the only thing powerful enough to destroy it is the Light Cannon. She also mentions how it was owned by Stevens mother, but has since been lost. Steven reiterates by saying that since the Cannon was his moms, he bet his dad (Greg Universe ) knows where it is. When he asks about it, Greg brings him to a storage unit where he puts things he can't keep in the van. He says that if it is anywhere it is in there. Steven goes in to the unit and once his dad says "if every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs," the Cannon starts to glow in the very back of the unit. Being seemingly extremely heavy and too large for the van, Greg and Steven put it in a wagon (which it breaks right through) attached to the van. They drag it down to meet the rest of the Crystal Gems at the beach while the Red Eye is getting extremely close. Things get hectic and begin to be whirlwinded around by the ever approaching Red Eye, and the Gems can't figure out how to activate the Cannon. Steven is getting flustered and his dad talks to him trying to cheer him up, to this Steven says "you're right, if every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs," again activation the Light Cannon. The Cannon sends out a majestic beam eventually taking the shape of a woman and destroys the Red Eye effortlessly.