Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20150822134929/@comment-25908355-20150823200624

Iolite gets running towards her brigade. Finally she reaches it, before being metaphorically smacked in the face with a series of warnings from the brigade comisar.

"Why did you leave?"

"Why did you cooperate with a civillian?"

"Why did you not arrive at an exact hour?"

"What is the exact diamater of this system's star?"

Followed by many many more dumb questions. Iolite takes off her helmet, revealing her soul-piercing puppy eyes.

"I'll lecha off witha warnin', but just this time, okay?"

Works every time.