Thread:Jasper the Quartz Gem/@comment-27847292-20160605170004/@comment-27665715-20160701183914

Steven: "I gotta get out of town until i can find a bodyguard!"

Jasper: "Bodyguard huh? I might be able to help you out."

Steven: "You don't understand mister, i need help from the scariest woman in town! Here's her picture!"

Jasper: *moves newspaper out of her face showing a fake mustache* "Haha, she doesn't look so tough!'

Steven: "I tattled on her and now she wants to strangle me with her diabolical hands! I hope they're not dirty!"

Jasper: *lifts up filthy hands* "HAHAHA!" *prepares to strangle Steven but a bus comes up and everyone on it stares at her, Jasper then acts like she wasn't going to do anything and the bus leaves* "Uh oh, uhh, there are too many witnesses around here."