Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26593284-20150820214414/@comment-25908355-20150829114701

Sard, while walking, bumps into a wall and tears off a panel, revealing a control panel.

Sard: Huh.. This thing has a map... And a microphone!

Iolite: We can transmit directions to Shale!

Sard: Yeah-

Computer: INSERT PASSWORD

Sard:...Bugger.

Iolite:..Time for some hackin'.