Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26895456-20150815024408/@comment-25908355-20150817133807

(I don't really know how that would have destroyed the submarines, but I'll roll wid it.)

Soldier: Sir.. Um... All submarines were destroyed.

Commander: WHAT?!

Soldier: Well..

Commander: Call for reinforcements, dammit!

Soldier: Well it would take a few hours for them to arrive-

Commander: I SAID CALL FOR FRIKKIN' REINFORCEMENTS.