Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26593284-20151007214349/@comment-25908355-20151018173740

Onyx slowly wakes up, angrier than ever.

Onyx: Grrrr... AAAAAAARGH! (a battlecry, not a scream in agony :P)

He charges at the golem and his gem begins to glow. Onyx thinks it's a who-knows-what epic attack maneuver, so he touches the golem punched by Calcite.

Onyx's touch heals the golem, making it regrow its head.

Onyx: Oh, COME ON.. Can't I get at least one offensive ability?

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Sard: WAHWEHWAHAWET! (a terrified scream)

Iolite: Is that a head..?

Sard, embarrassed tha he was scared out of his wits by the head and Iolite barely flinched, straightens up and coughs awkwardly.

Sard: We need to find whatever got wrecked!

Iolite: Perhaps Onyx is with them?