Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26967247-20160401005909/@comment-26501128-20160401020901

We, the staff, have decided to promote each and every one of you guys to bureaucrats because we have realized our mistakes in the past few months. We also brought back the legendary Butt Lobster, who has been there since the dark ages. As for the chat, we have been hacked and in order to prevent themselves from being discovered, they closed the chat. (ah well, who cared about chat anyways?) We hope you come to terms with these changes and make a huge difference in our wikia as we are now a communist party! Thank you for contributing and hope you guys use your powers wisely as they are a gift from us.https://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/the-iron-sandbox/images/thumb/c/c4/Tumblr_nug86v4Lua1sd1xkuo1_1280.png/70px-.pngWiz Was Here02:05, April 1, 2016 (UTC)I OBJECT! Go ahead, send me to THE GULAG! I'd rather die than live in a land ruled by an utterly alien elite that got their power through murder and deciet!
 * TheMagicalWizard* wrote:

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