Talk:An Indirect Kiss/@comment-7891699-20140928191119

Worst episode ever! I'm sorry but I just hated everything about this episode. This episode seemed to have like three or four different plots going on at the same time all mashed up into one episode. All of them were forced and rushed. This episode also relied way too much on slapstick humor for it to be funny. The only jokes in this episode were characters making weird facial expressions. Nothing clever or witty. Just random faces (mostly from Amethyst).

The worst part about it is that this episode was actually trying to be an emotional and serious episode! They tried to make us feel love during the Steven and Connie scenes and sadness during the flashback scenes. I didn't feel sad about any of this at all because one, Steven and Connie did not look adorable together at all in this episode. They just kept making way too much weird faces and doing too much random things. Was I supposed to go "Awwww ..." Every time Connie blushed? Because I didn't. Connie blushed at all the most unfitting times in the episode. They seemed to have appeared out of nowhere. Also, she just looked weird when she blushed too. It looked like slices of pepperoni randomly appeared on her cheeks for a few seconds. She looked like one of those old clown rag doll toys when she blushed. It was so not romantic. It just looked goofy.

Then there's the emotional and sad part of the show. Was I supposed to feel empathy for Steven when he started to cry? Now I understand how sad it would be for him to be unable to use his healing powers and I can see how that could leave him in tears, but we had so little build up to this sad moment, not to mention three different plots going on at the same time which made it almost impossible to follow this story, and the sad moment literally happened five seconds after we saw a bunch of random goofy nonsense involving Amethyst with her body all out of shape while she talked backwards and danced around making stupid faces! Not to mention how this sad moment was forced into a matter of a mere ten seconds.

Then suddenly we see that the big finale of this episode is a crossover between all the plots of this episode. Connie drinking Steven's saliva which heals her eyesight so she won't have to wear glasses anymore? Um ... What was I supposed to think of that? Maybe if they would have made all of these plots into separate episodes, I would have liked them all better but this was just pathetic.