Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26593284-20150829191623/@comment-26593284-20150829213224


 * Chalcedony and Padparadscha run into the cockpit only to find that it's empty...

Pad: What do we do? I don't know how to fly this thing.

Chal: Just push random buttons!

Pad: Even the one that says "Power On/Off"?

Chal: Yes! WAIT NO!!!

Pad: Oops...

Chal: Turn it back on!!!

Pad: I'm Trying! IT'S NOT WORKING!