Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26895456-20150815024408/@comment-25908355-20150817141501

Iolite gets to the top of the hill, safe from the gas. She opens her comms device.

Iolite: Maybe if I pretend to be a soldier, I can give them some false coordinates to a different island. Maybe they'll think we're dead, and leave us alone!

She begins to act like a Homeworld soldier, before telling the incoming forces some false coordinates to an island a few dozen kilometers away.

Iolite: Nailed it.