Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26593284-20150904012253/@comment-13261419-20150908183927

(Well, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! How'd you like that, Scary!?)

Dorado presses a button that buzzes and allows the door to be opened.

Dorado: Come in.