Island Adventure/Transcript

[Open Int. Mask Island]

(Pearl and Garnet are walking on island beach)

Pearl: Are you sure it's here?

Garnet: It was.

Pearl: Do you think it swam away?

Garnet: We'll have to look.


 * Steven looking at ocean*

Steven: Whoa.


 * Amethyst grabs Steven*

Amethyst: Come on! it's time to go.

Steven: Aw, already?


 * Standing on Warp Pad*

Steven: Wait, wait, can I warp us back?

Pearl: Alright.

Steven: Yes!


 * Steven warping the Crystal Gems back*

[Trans. int. Beach House]


 * Steven still trying*

Steven: *gasps* I did it! I'm the warp master!

Pearl: You did great.

Garnet: Good job.


 * Amethyst with shape shifted mosquito head*

Amethyst: Steeeeeveeen...

Steven: Waaaaaaah!

* Steven falls off the Warp Pad*

Pearl: Amethyst! That's not funny!

* Amethyst reverting back to normal*

Garnet: It was a little funny.

Pearl: Regardless, we need to warp back out.

Steven: Can I warp us there?

Garnet: We're going underwater.

Pearl: And you do need air to breathe.

Steven: Then can I tell all my friends I'm the warp master?

Pearl: I guess but--

* Steven running out*

[Trans. int. Big Donut]

Steven: I'm the warp master!

Sadie: (without much care) That's nice Steven.

* Lars mumbling in sleep*

Lars: Steven...

Sadie: You want a donut?

Steven: Chocolate jelly, please.

* Sadie trying to go over Lars*

(Sadie falls on Lars)

Lars: Wha--huh? Sadie! I like, just got to sleep! Now I have to start all over!

Sadie: Then don't sleep at the counter! I'm trying to work!

Lars: Why don't you not work at the counter when I'm trying to sleep!

* Sadie and Lars arguing*

Steven: Something is having a bad effect on their relationship... and their customer service.

Sadie: You could get fired!

Lars: Who cares? I'm sick of this place. I wanna go somewhere new.

Steven: *gasps* That's it! I'm the warp master!

Sadie: Yea, Steven. I know.

Steven: I can take us on vacation! Somewhere warm, and beautiful, and magical. For just the two of you.

* Lars and Sadie look at each other*

* Steven pushes against Lars*

Steven: And me!

Sadie: It could be worth a try.

[Ext. Big Donut trans. int. Mask Island]

Steven: We're here! Come on, this way!

Lars: This is way too weird. I'm going home.

Steven: No, no follow me! You gotta see it!

Sadie: Come on, Lars! Give it a chance!

Lars: Ugh. Fine, but if it blows, I'm out of here.

[Trans. int. Island Beach]

Steven: Welcome to paradise!

Sadie: Oh, Steven, it's beautiful.

Lars: It's a beach. WE LIVE ON A BEACH!

Steven: It's a magical beach!

Lars: Is that why my phone has no reception? Why were you even here?

Steven: We came here to look for a dangerous gem creature, that we never found...

Lars: Yup, I'm gone. (walks away)

Sadie: Huh? Lars? Wait, Lars, this could actually be kind of fun!

Lars: If I'm going to be bored out of my mind, and possibly die, I'm gonna go to work, and get paid for it.

* Lars stops*

Lars: Okay, where is it?

Steven: What?

Lars: The teleporter thing! Where is it?!

Sadie: Oh it wouldn't disappear, would it?

Steven: No, no, no. Well, maybe.

Lars: What?!

Steven: It's okay! The gems will come to save us when they see I'm missing! Eventually...

Lars: Steven! How could you do this?! We're stranded!

Sadie: Calm down! Is this really the worst place to be stuck in?

Lars: Ugh, you calm down. I'm gonna find better reception.

Sadie: Well, I think it's amazing, Steven.

* Lars looking for reception*

Lars: *Grumbles* Nothing!

Steven: *gasps* Guys! Check it out! I found these rocks that look like pillows!

Sadie: Heh, Good job, Steven.

Lars: My rock is too close to those other rocks.

(Lars moving rock and laying down)

Steven: Sadie, I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Sadie: Tell me about it.

Steven: You were gonna love it here soooo much, you'd never want to leave.

Sadie: Don't worry, Lars is just a tough nut. He can't keep up the shtick forever.

Lars: I could do without the audio commentary!

Steven: *sigh* Goodnight, Sadie...

Sadie: Night, Steven.

[Trans int. day]

(Sadie and Steven trying to catch fish)

(Fish jumps out of water)

(Sadie gets startled and tries to catch it)

Steven: Any late-lunch-early-dinner yet?

Sadie: *sigh* No luck. What about you?

Steven: Mmm... no.

* Lars walking by*

Steven: But I can see why, my bait is too adorable to eat. Everything on this island has such a bright happy smile.

(Sadie and Steven look at Lars)

Lars: Ugh, no signal over here either.

Sadie: Hey! Uh, maybe you should help out! If you wanna eat!

* Lars covers his ears*

Sadie: Ergh!

(Sadie unintentionally catches three fish out of frustration with her spear)

Steven: Sadie! We're gonna live!

* Sadie goes over to Lars*

Sadie: I catch, you cook!

Lars: You ain't the boss of me.

(Sadie grabs Lars's shirt)

Lars: Whatever.

[Trans. int. night]

(Lars cooking newly caught fish)

(Lars pokes fish with stick)

Lars: I don't know, looks done to me.

Lars: Ooh! Who's first?

Steven: Me, me, me!


 * Lars hands fish to Steven*

(Steven stares at fish with regret)

Steven: It keeps looking at me!

Lars: Maybe it knows it's your fault for getting us lost.


 * Lars hands fish to Sadie*

Sadie: Thank you.

(Lars continues to cook fish)

Steven: *sigh*


 * Steven puts leaf over his fish*

(Sadie eating her fish)

Sadie: Mm, mm! Lars, This is really good!

Lars: Hm?

Sadie: You can really cook!

Lars: Heh, fire. Nature's microwave.

(Sadie's giggling then Lars's giggling)

* Steven smiles*

(Sadie and Lars still giggling)

(Steven stands up)

Steven: Could this night get any better?!

(Steven playing his ukulele and singing, while it shows what the trio is doing on the island)

Steven: ♫ ''Isn't this such a beautiful night, whoa-oh, we're underneath the thousand shining stars. Isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different, whoa-oh, why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are. Look at this place, Look at your faces. I've never seen you look like this before. Isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different, whoa-oh, why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are. Look at this place, Look at your faces. They're shining like a thousand shining stars. Isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different, whoa-oh, why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are. Why don't you let yourself just be somewhere different, whoa-oh, why don't you let yourself just be whoever you are.'' ♫

(' turns to morning, Sadie wakes up)

Sadie:Did you see where Lars went?

Steven: *Hums-"I don't know"*-Hum-hum-hum.

(Outside, Lars is on to his cell phone again)

Lars: Hello? Come on. Come on!

(Sadie doesn't look happy to see Lars like this, then she walks up to him)

Lars: Dumb piece of junk! No bars. No bars! NO BARS! YAAH!

(Lars throws his cell phone into the ocean)

Sadie: Did that....help?

Lars: No! *sits down angrily*-Its just...(Lars lifts up head, tears streaming down his face)..What if I never get back home...?

Sadie: Oh! You're just really home sick.

Lars: Duh! What'd you think?

Sadie: *a little smile to Lars*- No, It's okay.

Lars: *curls head into knees and sobs*

Sadie: Its okay! We're okay! Steven said the Gems could be coming for us anyday. And, you know... until then, I got your back. *offers a fist bump to Lars*

(Lars strokes Sadie's hand)

Lars: Sadie...? *still crying* do you ever get lonely...even when you're around people...?

(Sadie nods sadly to Lars)

(Lars presses his lips into Sadie's. They both moan into the kiss)


 * Steven's voice is heard singing* Why don't you just let yourself be..... ♫

Lars and Sadie in unison: STEVEN!!

Lars: (annoyed) How long have you been watching us?

Sadie: Don't you know what privacy is??

Steven: People walk in and out of my room all the time.

Lars: (hastily Scrubs away his tears) Aaugh! *Gets up and walks away* I'm gonna go start on a fire...

Sadie: (looks after Lars) Hey, you don't have to go! W-we're kinda on our own schedule here!

*Rumbling, grunting*

*all scream*

Lars: What the heck?!(latches on to Sadie)

Sadie: *sighs*

Steven: It's a...gem?

(creature growling, roars)

Steven: Aah! (creates a bubble shield) Whoa, whoa, whoa!

All: Ugh!

(thunder crashes)

Steven: We have to get out of here!

(all run away)

Lars: What was that thing?!

Steven: It must be what the gems were looking for! It never left the island at all!*smiles* It's invisible.

Lars: A big invisible thing is after us?! I-I-I want to go home! (starts to cry hysterically) I wanna go home!

Sadie: (holds face and looks guilty, while Lars begins to cry uncontrollably. With hesitation, Sadie reaches out and grabs Lars, while Lars grabs Steven.)

All: Aaaah!

Sadie: This way!

Lars: *unsurely* Okay...

(thunder crashes, Sadie throws off the leaves)

Steven: *happily* It's the warp pad!

Sadie: Lars, come on! Let's go home!

(Lars stare at Sadie with a heartbroken expression that turns to an angry one)

Lars: *angry* You knew! (wrenches his arm away from Sadie)

Steven: Uh, guys?

Lars: *angry* It's her fault we've been trapped here! *points at Sadie*

Steven: *shoked* Wha-a-a-a-a-at?!

Sadie: Look, I panicked! I hid the warp pad! You were just gonna leave, but I knew how much you really needed this! *yells* Why don't you ever let me help you?!

Lars: Help me? Are you insane? You trapped me on an island, so you could come on to me! (wraps his arms around hmself in a sulking manner)

Sadie: *angry* Aaaah! *slaps Lars* You kissed me on...*slaps Lars again* the mouth!

Lars: No, I didn't!

(Sadie keeps slapping Lars )

Steven: Guys, I want to be mad too, but can we do it on the warp pad?!

(Sadie slaps Lars again. Lars falls into the bush)

Lars: Waaaaah!

Sadie: Lars!

(Sadie and Steven look at the fall site of Lars)

Sadie: Oh, gosh...

Lars: *groaning*

(Invisible Gem Monster growls and grunts)

Lars: A-a-aah!

(Sadie slides down and hits monster)

Sadie: Raah!

(Invisible Gem Monster hits Sadie and roars. Sadie tries to hit it again but the creature grabs and throws her away)

Sadie: Yah! Unh!

Steven: *gasp*

(Steven picks up Sadie's spear)

Steven: Sadie! *throw spear to Sadie* Use your fish-murdering skills!

(Invisible Gem Monster hits Sadie again. Sadie attacks it and clings to its back)

Steven: Go, Sadie!

(Sadie pierces creature through the back and shouting. Creature poofs into a cloud of dust, its gem falls to the ground)

Sadie: *moaning*

Steven: Oh. Oh, I got this! (bubbles gem) The gems are gonna be so impressed. We captured a gem all by ourselves!

(Sadie walks toward Lars, who offers a high-five, but Sadie walks past him)

*All three get on warp pad*

Steven Sadie! You were amazing!

Lars: Yeah... that was really great (places hand on back of head) how you...uh, s-saved me....

Sadie: Don't read into it...

Steven: We should do this again sometime.

*All three warp away*

[End]