Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26808654-20150517230118/@comment-26484959-20150701041229

Wow, I can't believed this has'nt been resolved. It's so obvious. Connie is being forced to eat sandwiches against her will by Onion, who is torturing Connie for eating his donut. Onion loved that donut because it was given to him by his father, Yellowtail, before being murdered by Yellow Diamond. Yellow Diamond killed Yellowtail to annoy Greg, who was Yellowtail's best friend. Greg and Yellow Diamond hated each other because they were both in love with Rose Quartz, who wanted to run away with Greg. Rose Quartz bought a suitcase to run away with from Suitcase Sam, who is missing an eye. Suitcase Sam is missing an eye because he got one surgically removed so he could donate one to the Illuminiati.

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED