Pearl/Quotes

Season 1
"I went back and paid for them."

"All that matters is that Steven is happy."

"Pay attention to these petals, Steven. The petals' dance seems improvised, but it is being calculated in real time based on the physical properties of this planet. With hard work and dedication, you can master the magical properties of your gem and perform your own dance!"

"Some of us are trying to protect humanity!"

"Don't touch those, their shards are deadly!"

"Oh, Amethyst, there you are. Care to explain what one of my swords was doing in your room? Amethyst: Having a "sword party." Oh, please, you took it!"

"These shards have a powerful partial consciousness that has been harnessed by gems throughout history in order to create semi-sentient drone soldiers with the capacity to follow basic orders. Gems once created an army of these drones, but found their obedience waned as the shards overdeveloped inside their uniforms and turned on their commanders. You see, any shard inside any sort of container could become a monster!" "Mr. Fryman: You were great, Frybo. The kids today just didn't understand. Now, they never will. Weren't people scared of it before it attacked them?"

"Steven: Pearl, I think our work here is done. Put your clothes on, Steven."

"This just goes to show that you should always listen to me, and never listen to Amethyst. Amethyst: That's fair."

"Let's set up a playdate! I'll write up an invitation and work out a schedule. Oh! We'll have to find out her favorite kind of tea."

"I misunderstood the point of this ride."

"Steven, what have I told you about touching magical artifacts?!" "We want to stop all wrestling everywhere! Are you going to let us destroy all wrestling? Eheheh." "Humans find such fascinating ways to waste their time."

"Is water just hydrogen and oxygen "mashed together"?"

"Amethyst: Well, I'm going with not Pearl. Well, that's perfect, because I don't want to go with grammatically incorrect people anyway."

"GAH! You will remove that this instant!"

"You have to feel like your own self! Sweet and considerate, and only occasionally obnoxious!"

"I can't leave you guys alone for a second."

"Nanefua Pizza: Hit Amethyst into the air as hard as you can! With pleasure."

"There are... different ways of being strong."

"Steven: I guess I'm just too tough to cry. Just today you were crying about snakes. Steven: They don't have any arms!"

"AMETHYST, NO ROUGHHOUSING! YOU'LL EXACERBATE YOUR CRACK!!" "Ugh... I hate fighting me!"

"'UUU Space Travel?' What is this?"

"This will be perfectly fine, just a pop over to the nearest star system. I'll give him back in 50 years."

"I'm so sorry... I almost got us killed..!" "Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they make up stories to feel like they're a part of something bigger. They want to blame all the world's problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone's control."

"Why does it have to be dinner? We get all the energy we need from our gems, and while our human constructs are capable of eating, I find it very uncomfortable." "Let go of my spear, you little twerps. I'll destroy you!"

"I like to watch you sleep sometimes. And by sometimes, I mean often."

"Amethyst: *innocently* Pearl, I got a boo-boo.

Oh, walk it off!"

"Oh, Steven, you're supposed to sneeze into your antecubital fossa." "Oh, how do I put this? All Gems aren't necessarily... good. Amethyst: All those monsters we fight used to be just like us! Right, Pearl?

Yes. But they've become corrupted and broken. We have to take care of them, subdue them, contain them. It's the best we can do for them, for now. If we don't, then..." "I hope you can forgive me. You're the one good thing that came out of this mess, I always thought you were proud of that."

"Stop... coming... here... you... STUPID... BALLS!"

"No! Rose didn't have a lion!"

"Everything I ever did, I did for her. And now she's gone. But I'm still here."

"I can't believe my flipping eyes!"

Season 2
"That could have gone... a lot worse."

"You always say you'll be the crocodile, but you never commit!"

"I don't understand your human relationships. So, um... goodbye!"

"WE'LL NEVER ESCAPE, THIS IS OUR NEW HOME!"

"I'M NOT OVERREACTING!"

"That's not my baby!"

"Greg: Aw jeez, what time is it? N... ight... time?"

"Steven: You have to help me take down all the shirts and stop Buck from making more! Have the shirts come to life and possessed the bodies of their wearers?!"

"Are the shirts destroying the wearer's will to continue on in this mortal coil, thereby shutting down Beach City?!"

"Do you understand that cartoon show?"

"WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU, ROSE!?"

"Rose made me feel... like I was everything."

"Her fingers were too fast for us!"

"Listen, Mr. Universe. Rose may find you charming, but that's only because you're human. You're a novelty, at best."

"Amethyst: I think this one's my favorite. ... I think he's her favorite too."

"I don't get tired; I get results." "No! No, no, no, no! We just needed a reason to fuse! I just wanted to share a few more victories with you!" "I am a gem of many talents. A dedication to fact is just one of them."

"Look! I was right! My plan worked perfectly."

"That's it, I'm taking her out!" "Oh, what's 200 years between friends?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!"

"Okay, I realize that was a bit of a fiasco." "Please! Tell me! How can I make you forgive me!?"

"It's Peridot..."

"Ha! She's desperate."

"Steven: What is- Excellent question, Steven!"

"Peridot is running out of options!"

"*interrupting Garnet* Ah yes! The task at hand! No more dawdling, let's go catch Peridot!" "But it's true. No matter how hard I try to be strong like you... I'm just a Pearl... I'm useless on my own... I need someone to tell me what to do... When we fuse, I can feel what it's like to be you..! Confident and secure and complete... You're perfect... You're the perfect relationship... You're always together... I just—I wanted to be a part of that..."

"Well, yes. What other option do we have? Keep her outside on a leash? *laughs* Ha ha... Hmm..."

"We leave for one second and everything goes off the rails!"

"It's fine, we'll build it bigger, stronger, we'll add SEATBELTS!"