Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26967247-20170124020802/@comment-25725945-20170614020932

"I can confirm that staring at the sun does, in fact, give you energy. I just keep looking right at it, until my eyes got so overpowered that everything went white. Now my eyes are so powerful that nothing can pierce the hardened vision that I possess, my eyes are just that energized. I've taken to using a stick to keep people out of my way so that my pure Sun-based energy doesn't destroy them instantly. I keep my eyes hidden with special glasses that have darkened lenses to shield those around me, so that may live amoung the normal who haven't yet gained this limitless potential.

Wake up, sheeple. The Sun is key to enlightenment. "