Watermelon Steven/Transcript

[Open. Ext. It's A Wash]

(Steven and Greg sitting while eating watermelons)

Steven: Mm. *spits out a seed and it lands on his face* Look, Dad! I'm Amadeus! *German accent* My father! He disapproves of me!

Greg: Ha! Well check this out.

(chews a watermelon, then he lays back, closes his eyes, and spits out two seeds, then the seeds land on top of his eyes)

Greg: Ta-Da!

Steven: *laughing*

Greg: Betcha can't top that.

Steven: Bet I can.

(splits a seed, chews a watermelon, stands up, inhales and spits a seed to a can on a cone)

(Greg shocked)

Steven: *Raised both arms* HaHa! *Point finger to Greg* Beat that!

Greg: Haaa... That was impressive my son, but the name of the game is ain't distance no accurrancy.

Steven: It ain't?

Garnet: Hmm. This is really impressive.

Pearl: I suppose...  Your mother had the power to grow sentient plant life to activate as her defenders.

Amethyst: But Rose's plants move and stuff. These guys don't do... anything.

Steven: Amethyst, be careful. This one just a baby. Aww! Look at him. So precious.

Greg: Ugh... *groans when he steps on one of the Watermelon Stevens*  Ohh... This is really weird... What we gonna do with all of them?

Steven: *gasps*

[Open. Ext. Beach City Funland]

Steven: There. That's a mighty fine looking table, right Baby Melon? Mm-hmm.

Mr. Smiley: Steven! What's going on here? Do you got a permit for this setup?

Steven: Oh, uh... Hey Mr. Smiley! Here. Try one of my Watermelon Stevens!

Mr Smiley: I don't know. It got a weird look. But, I'll go ahead and accept your bid.

Steven: Hey there!

Sadie: Hey Steven! What's all this about?

Steven: Just a little side project that I got going on.

Sadie: Oh, really? Ha, that's great. And how did you get so handsome watermelons?

Steven: Let's just say there's a little Steven in everyone.

Sadie: *laughs* So, how much for one?

Steven: How much? I was just gonna give you one, Sadie.

Sadie: Come on, I insist. I love supporting local businesses.

Ronaldo: Whoa! What's going on here?

Steven: Hey Ronaldo.

Ronaldo: Don't mind me, just doing some live blogging about your weird watermelons. Check... out... these weird... watermelon guys... right by the Funland... entrance... it's... really... weird...

Sadie: Steven, you shouldn't leave your costumers waiting like this. I'll just give you five bucks and take one, okay?

Steven: Sadie, wai-