Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20150905064711/@comment-25908355-20150906110608

(Cave Johnson here, everytime I look at our test production line, I am reminded of my father... Now, he was never a scientist, just a simple farmer, a professor of farming at the local farm collage, never farmed a day in his life, BUT! His theories on farming are the backbone of this company!

1. Do it from scratch!

2. Spare no expense!

3. And never cut corners!

...Well thats a corner-cutting machine, we obviously cut them there- Point is, we've always done things the way my father did!

And his father before him, and his father before him and his father before him!

...And now we're bankrupt.)