Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26593284-20150908224800/@comment-9434717-20150910015537

-Meanwhile in Calcite's subconscious because I can-


 * Calcite wakes up in an unfamiliar place, surrounded by slightly altered versions of himself

Calcite: Ugh... My head... Where am I? WHO ARE YOU?

???: Aye, anyone want to tell the lad?

???: Oh, Oh, Mememememmememememe! So, um, this is your subconscious, and we're your alternate personalities! Suuuprrriiiiiise!

???: Hey, you're confusing the gem. Don't make him confused. It's bad to be confused.

???: Guys, quiet! We have to introduce us properly.

Calcite: Wha?

???: Basically, we're your personalities! And we're inside your head!

???: Allow us. This is Number Two.


 * 2: Aye.

???: Three..


 * 3: All here! Teeheeeheehee!

???: Four...


 * 4: Wha? He's here already? What to do what to do...

???: Um, anyway. Here's Five.


 * 5: Ready to jump into action, I am.


 * 6: And me, #6.

Calcite: You missed #1?


 * 3: That would be you.

Calcite: Whoa, hold up. You guys don't even have names?!


 * 6: Er... I guess not?

Calcite: Ummm.... No. I need to give you guys the best names... TWO! You are... Commando. Is that okay?

Commando: It's... Bloody perfect.

Calcite: Okay... You are... X.

X: EEEE! Thank you so much, mister #1!

Calcite: Um, call me Calcite. Anyway. You.. are Gym.

Gym: A wonderful name, master.

Calcite: You... Are Stress.

Stress: A name? Wha? I can't handle the pressure!

Calcite: And you... You are... Smartie.

Smartie: Um... Okay. I really do not like this guy naming us.


 * Calcite begins to fade away quickly

Calcite: Whoa, what?

X: Eeek! He's leaving! Please come back soon!

Gym: Well, we'll see you soon, master Calcite.

Commando: Wait! We forgot! Calcite! REMEMBER THE MALEVOLENT ONE!

Calcite: The whaaa? See me soon? WHAT?

-Back in le real world-


 * Calcite wakes up

Calcite: The... Malevolent... One? No, it's just a messed up dream, Calcite. Don't take it seriously.

(WHEW. THAT WAS LONG.)