Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-28259364-20160109161912/@comment-26384962-20160212024044

Who are jade and Dave? Ooooh burn! I blew up my house with fourteen nuclear bombs, walked with one of my eyes now missing from its socket glowing like I was the terminator, jumped to the sky, flying like a seagull while listening to a sick track beat on my headphones, and turned into female!Peter Parker and slinged a web to your head, then broke your neck like Gwen stacy's. I then transformed into a last that looked exactly like Gazzeb zone lips and picked up the now two dead, useless creatures Jade and Dave and squeezed tears of life out of their pathetic wasted bodies to heal your essence. Then I said sorry, went back my now blown up house with an eye patch, and threw a few more nuclear bombs to propel myself pat our new dictator, Donald J Trump, to Mexico, smoked a sigar, grabbed some cold cuts from a saloon, and the two bottles down at once, transforming into Loki, and looked off into the distance, my star spangled cape emphasizing my ebony shield. "Kum ba ya, my friend," I said, drunkenly, on the edge of death, swooning. "Kum... Bah... Yah..." I fainted, and my head hit a couple of glass bottles. I felt, even in my worst state, the glass slice and dice through my pathetic mortal skin, and heard the sheriff walk in, and shoot my already dying body in the chest three times. The end.... Or is it?