Amethyst/Quotes

Season 1
"Pearl: Well we heard that too, and since they're your favorite... We went out and stole a bunch!"

"Listen Steven. All that practice stuff is no fun. *bites donut* Whenever I need to summon my weapon, it just happens."

"Okay, your majesty."

"I mean—You're one of us, Steven. We're not the Crystal Gems without you."

"I'm just saying—even if she did leave it with him, he probably broke it, or lost it, or dropped it in the ocean by now."

"Great job, Steven! You just saved MOST of Beach City!"

"You can't outrun me, we both have short legs!"

"Uh, chill it dude."

"Yeah, good job, "Serious Steven"."

"Pearl: Ugh, you are just so childish! Yeah, yeah, don't forget: reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed. That's just what makes me so awesome!"

"In the ring, nobody can tell me what to do! And if they try, I HIT 'EM IN THE FACE WITH A CHAIR!" "Steven: What's your backstory? Pumas are cool."

"Listen, Steven. You can't let anyone make you feel like garbage."

"I swallowed a rock."

"I'mma win a airplane!"

"Steven: Guys, guys! What is Opal? It's the two of us, mashed together."

"Steven: ...tell me more about Opal! Well, Steven, she's an ultra-powerful, stone cold Betty—that part's me. And she's like, kinda tall—that part's Pearl." "Pearl: Oh, Steven! Are you trying to kill him faster?"

"Boop!"

"Garnet: Don't hold back! I never do!"

"Pearl: I don't even want to know what happened to you. I got hit by a airplane!"

"Amethyst: *innocently* Pearl, I got a boo-boo.

Pearl: Oh, walk it off!"

"Who needs to go see movies when you've got...MAGIC?!"

"Yeah! Let's mash it up! Bigger, badder, better! Ahahahaha!"

"Shut down by the G-squad!"

"You just got... Garneted!"

"NOOOOOO! MI TORTA!"

"WHOA, MAMA!"

"Garnet, do something."

"Now we're gonna bury you 'til you've learned your lesson! Steven: Aaah! That's not how grounding works!"

"I never asked to be made!"

"I'm just an embarrassment to you!"

"Goop Hug!"

Season 2
"This time let's build a moat. I could be... *shapeshifts her head into a crocodile* the crocodile! Jazz hands."

"Oh, but I can't focus! All these rocks are different sizes! We'll have to organize them by shape and color! Didn't anyone tell nature how I want it to look!?" "But I need encouragement Garnet! I need everyone's constant approval! I need to loquaciously converse so I can show off how smart I am." "Oh, thoroughly!" "Lighten up, Garnet... Can't you take a joke?"

"Steven: So... why'd you come back with four legs? Cuz I like walkin'."

"RIDICULOUS!?" "You wanted me to be more like Pearl and now I am!" "Hey... Y'know I wasn't feeling this at first... But I think I might be comin' around!" "Yo, Steman! My seams straight?" "Hey, Garnet! How'd you like to mix it up with this?" "You wanted me to be stronger! I'm doing it! I'm being what you want!" "Well what do you want!? Just tell me and I'll do that!" "Humans should just stop wearing clothes... be a lot funnier."

"Man, you've changed! You look terrible!"

"Check this guy out... (Points at Sour Cream) I used to be bigger than him..."

"Did you ever hear from old Farty Marty?"

"Besides, an Amethyst Vidalia party don't end til' the sun come up."

"*lunging a large rock at Peridot* DESTROY"

"*quietly* Looks like Earth won this battle." "Hey, uh, this is Amethyst, I don't appreciate being called a clod, you clod..."

"If you're trying to flush yourself down the toilet, it won't work. Trust me, I've tried." "Homegirl knows we're gonna beat her into a green pancake."