Thread:Iudexkoo/@comment-30825480-20161223035015

you're a gay biology student that doesn't realize the futility of your own existence... in a biology sense. Maybe forcing sperm down another mans anus will once result in reproduction. we can only hope so, then this world will be blessed with more gems such as yourself. I know this thread was meant for you... and I'm sorry, but I have to deviate off topic. I just can't beleive Vaxxi exists... you know? maybe you can explain it to me. I like being obnoxious, and real talk, about 90% of my material recently has come from this one user. I mean black pearl was toxic, moonshine stars with her fake suicides and sharayna with her one word memes to make up for a lack of a personality... all good material, but Vaxxi is just genius. I don't know if this person is real or not but I love it. It's just so cringy that I can feel a piece of my sould die every time I read it. you know, honestly, if hell existed, it would just be a continous cycle of Vaxxi quoting Watchmojo compilations of best movies and Youtube lists named '90's songs you didn't know the name of' and 'Top 10 amazing Indie songs you need to listen to before you die'. And if you've been REALLY bad, then maybe you can be sent to the deepest circle of hell where Vaxxi writes a review and tells you why millenials are bad and why the Powerpuff girls reboot just doesn't live up to the original. Oh my god... I'm honestly crying. This feels like Will Arnett telling me why the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles is better than game of thrones. So mainstream... like YOU KNOW HE'S RIGHT. I just hate him so much cus I'll never be as cool as him. I gotta stop now I have an erection for some reason and it won't go away. damn, where is smith when you need him? I wish I was asexual  