Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26840812-20151129232314/@comment-26566521-20151130002813

Doublet twirled the revolver, blew at the barrel, and holstered it.

Doublet: "My my...the rebels have tried to assassinate me again."

The room stares for a bit, confused. But they're all celebs, they've seen stuff and they have better things to do. So everything returns for normal.