Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26967247-20160312222809/@comment-26618197-20160322131125

Awe, the birthday present for Malachite is late, now I'll have to break the news to her

Me: Malachite, hi you know that present? It's gonna be a little late.

Malachite: Oh, why's that?

Me: Well it's apparently too big to carry for just ten people, they have to get at least fifty people on it and they're having trouble finding you.

Malachite: Ok, gah if I could just free my arm I could show you where I am.

Me: Don't worry, we'll find you. Promise.

That went better then I ex-(here's sobs in the ocean) I'll be right back