Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26566521-20151209234142/@comment-26566521-20151210180633

ScaryStuffAhoy wrote: Toastastrudel wrote: Meanwhile.

A jingle plays and then the volume fades where it sounds like BGM.

A smiling Doublet appears on a business chair behind a black, sparkly modern desk.

"WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! On todays show-...No. I have a better first story....BREAKING NEWS!"

This begins playing in the background.

A headline pops up saying "Catastrophe in Sector 72?"

"Well...our heroes serving on Terra Prime have been hit hard. The rebels have hit 72 all over with gas bombs. They're all dying. Casualties are massive...some even on their first mission.

Reports say that at first the rebels were the defensive side, and their base was turned to rubble." He sighed. "Unfortunately, the rebels retaliated with unnecessary and cruel force." Doublet tilted his head down in silence. A few seconds, he slowly pulled his hat off and held it across his chest with a solemn expression.

All 2.1 million viewers are shocked, some gasping. Suddenly, the broadcast starts to have audio issues...

As Corundum was waking up, he could see a gem leaning over him, wearing surgical gear and operating on him. His armour was removed and his chest was showing, as the gem carefully removed sharpnel and disinfected the wounds. He could see Bixbite, sitting in her chair looking at him, and occasionally glancing at the operating gem. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Corundum screams.

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Doublet: "Uh..what's going-"

The technical difficulties screen pops up, and in the middle of the screen is a smiling cartoony Doublet with a thumbs up.