Cheeseburger Backpack (episode)/Transcript

[Open Ext. Steven's house

Steven: *starts singing*Hey Mr. Postman, bring me the post. bring me the post that I love the most.*stops singing and Jamie comes in* Huh? My song came true! Do you have a package for me today?

Jamie: Hold on. *opens bag* Let me see what I've got here.*takes out package* Did you order a loaf of bread with a stamp on it?

Steven: No

Jamie: *pulls out envelope* Did you order a jury summons for R.J. Finkle?

Steven: That's not me, I'm Steven

Jamie: Oh right, right, right, Steven. *pulls out big package* Here it is,*reads label* Steven Universe.

Steven: This thing is gonna help me save the world.

Jamie: Really? It says it's from Wacky Sacks Supply Company.

Steven: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl think I shouldn't go on magical adventures because I don't know how to use my gem powers.

Jamie: That seems reasonable.

Steven: But there are other ways I can help.

Jamie: With a Wacky Sack?

Steven: Exactly!

Jamie: Do you know how you can save my world? *takes out signature pad* Sign here please.

Steven: Aah*writes his name*

Jamie: Barb yells at me if I don't get signatures.

Steven: That's awful.*light glows from Steven's house* Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl are back!*takes package and runs up stairs*

Jamie: Wait, Steven! What is a Wacky Sack?

[Trans. Int. Steven's house]

Steven: *enters house* Huh?

Garnet: Hello Steven.

Pearl: Amethyst,we do not need that! It's not going to fit in the fridge!

Amethyst: What? I got this.

(slides tray out,spills milk and doughnuts,and puts giant egg in)

Amethyst: Look, it fits! *slams refrigerator door*Oh man. We could make a big omlet, or a keesh, or a sunny side up...

Pearl:We fought a giant bird.We're only here for a second, we've got to go back out.

Steven:What? Why?

Pearl:We have to place this moon goddess statue at the top of the Lunar Sea Spire before midnight.Without it, the whole place will fall apart. Oh Steven, you should have seen the spire in its hay-day. *projects hologram* It was an oasis for Gems on Earth. It's abandoned now, but we can still save it with this statue

Steven:What? That's perfect!