Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26419102-20150522031031/@comment-3965346-20150604142410

Gnx486 wrote: Maybe I can see a scenario where Peridot pops out of the ocean all injured and whatnot, little more than a head with legs, and GAP figure it would be unsporting to just ice her then and there. She has nowhere to go so she begs them to let her live in exchange for helping out around the house, and a wacky sitcom scenario ensues:

A homeworld gem with tools and angst washed up along the ocean banks,

Little Peri, Little Peri,

We broke her things and punched her face, she tried to kill the human race,

Little Peri, Little Peri,

Oh Littlest Peri, you'll have to work hard to earn our truuuust,

So wash the dishes, dust the blinds, and stop committing genocides,

Little Peri, Little Peri that's yooooouuuu!

"You clods don't know what you're doing!"

[CUE APPLAUSE] Lol