Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26593284-20150904012253/@comment-25908355-20150905165622

(Whoa there, easy on the 4th wall.)

Clarence: GOD DAMMIT! What do I need to do to get your attention?!

Clarence begins floating in front of Sphene.

Clarence: So.. What do you like? Flowers?

Clarence morphs his hand into a rose.

Clarence: Kittens?

Clarence morphs his hand into a kitten.

Clarence: Meaw?

He morphs his hand into a heart.

Clarence: I don't really understand how this could be liked, but LOOK AT IT DAMMIT! LOOOOOOK!

Clarence sighs.

Clarence: I've reached a new low..