Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20150905064711/@comment-25908355-20150905173357

Sard: Well...

Waiter: TIME IS OVER. WE NEED TO CLOSE THE RESTAURANT.

Sard: Wait, what-

Before Sard could finish, the waiter grabs him and begins dragging him outside.

Sard: Wait! Wait! We didn't even pay!

Waiter: IT'S ON THE HOUSE. GET OUT.

(Let's go somewhere more private for the official sailing of the ship.)