When It Rains/Transcript

* Garnet knocks on the bathroom door*

Garnet: Open the door, Peridot! If this Cluster is putting us in danger, you need to tell us what it is so we can stop it.

Peridot: NO! I hate you. I'm not telling you anything about the Cluster.

Amethyst: Oh, come on! Is it like a big hunk of... granola?

Peridot: What's... granola?

Pearl: I'm sure it's not granola. Now Peridot, I'm sure we can reach some sort of agreement. Perhaps a trade is in order?

Peridot: Oh sure, why don't you just give me back my leg enhancments and my arm attachments with my screen and my log and all my information! Oh wait, YOU DESTROYED THEM! So no, I DON'T THINK WE CAN REACH SOME SORT OF AGREEMENT!

Crystal Gems: *collective groan*

* flush*

Steven: Okay Peridot, you can turn around now.

Steven: *clears throat* Sorry for interrupting your interrogation.

Garnet: Don't worry about it, Steven.

Pearl: I swear, Peridot is gonna crack ANY SECOND!

Peridot: I'll never crack for the likes of you, you... CRYSTAL CLODS! *laughter*

Pearl: *growls* I GOT YOUR CLODS RIGHT HERE, YOU LITTLE-

Garnet: Hold on Pearl, she's not gonna give any help. Let's investigate this thing on our own.

Steven: I'll come with you!

Garnet: Sorry Steven, we're gonna need you to stay here and keep and eye on our... *adjusts her visor* guest.

Steven: Really!

Amethyst: Yeah! Make sure she doesn't try anything.

Pearl: Don't worry, she's harmless without her limb enhancers.

Peridot: I'M NOT HARMLESS!

Pearl: Oh, hush up!

Garnet: Oh! Steven, there's one more thing I have to mention.

Steven: What is it?

* Garnet forms a heart shape with her hands*

Garnet: I love you. Bye!

Amethyst: See ya later!

* Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl depart through the warp pad*

* thunder*

Steven: They left, you know. You can come out now.

Peridot: No! I-I like it in here!

Steven: Okay.

* Steven continues preparing his food, and looks out the window to notice the heavy storm*

Steven: *smiles* Wow, it's really coming down.

* Thunder strikes, Peridot kicks the bathroom door open and runs out, accidentally hitting a wall*

Peridot: It's happening!

Steven: What?!

Peridot: THE CLUSTER!

Steven: REALLY?!

Peridot: What else could be making that horrible-

* thunder*

Peridot: AHHHHH! It's pounding on the Earth from the inside! This is it, THE END OF THE WORLD! *cries and whimpers*

Steven: Oh, that's just thunder!

Peridot: What?

Steven: Yeah, everything is fine, it's just thunder. It happens when it rains.

Peridot: Uh huh.

* pouring rain*

Steven: You don't know about rain?

Peridot: ...I don't know anything without my screen.

Steven: I-It's okay. Here, pretend this soup is the ocean. When the sun warms it up, water evaporates into clouds, like this steam. *he opens the cooking pot, releasing steam from inside* But when the clouds get really heavy, it rains.

Peridot: So, scalding liquid pours down from the sky?

 Steven: No, no i-it's just water, it can't hurt you. Here, why don't I just show you?

* Steven runs outside and into rain*

Steven: Woo-hoo!

Peridot: Steven, wait! Umm uhhmmm?..

Steven: COME ON! *laughs* Look, I'm okay, it's just water! This is just something that happens on Earth! Isn't it cool?! *laughs and falls into mod* WOOOAAAHHH! BWAH! *stands up, still laughing* YEAH! WWHHHOOOOHHHHHOOOO!

* Peridot reaches her hand out into rain, but pulls back when hit by a rain drop, then tries again and steps into rain*

Steven: YEAH YOU DID IT! What do you think? Isn't it cool? *laughs*

Peridot: Cool....

Steven: That was fun. Huh?

Peridot: It was... Something. Hmmm, ehhh hmmm. Steven?

Steven: Hm?

Peridot: I'm going to say something. *Takes a deep breath* Thank you.

Steven: Uhh, what for?

Peridot: For explaining this "rain" business to me.

Steven: Oh, no problem. *giggles*

Peridot: Yes, you're a much more intelligent creature than I initially thought.

Steven: Um, that's... good?

Peridot: Yes, much more useful than those... clods. STEVEN! I've made up my mind.

Steven: About what exactly?

Peridot: I've decided to share some information with you!

Steven: Aww, I know you use my tooth brush.

Peridot: N-no. Well yes, but it's about the Cluster.

Steven: *Gasp* You cracked!

Peridot: I haven't cracked!

Steven: Wait you have to tell the Crystal Gems, they need to know this.

Peridot: No! I don't want to talk with them! You're the only one I need! I can show you now, but I have nothing! My arm attachments, my fingers, my screen, my logs, all gooone! But my log updates up to 652 still exist, backed up in Facet Five of the prime Kindergarten!

Steven: You want me to take you to the Kindergarten? I don't know....

Peridot: Steven, don't you want to know about the Cluster?

Steven: Hmm.... okay. We can go to the Kindergarten.

Peridot: Ahh, eee, YES!

Steven: Bu-u-t~

Peridot: No... a catch. Fine! What are your demands?

Steven: You're going to have to hold my hand the whole time. *Steven giggles*

(Steven and Peridot warp to the Kindergarten)

Steven: Welp, here we are.

Peridot: Okay, great! Let's go.

(Steven and Peridot fall of the edge of the platform)

(Steven and Peridot scream)

* Both of them hit the ground, Steven holds onto Peridot's hand*.

Steven: This place just gets worse every time I come here.

Peridot: I know. It's been poorly managed. It must have been in way better shape when you first emerged.

Steven: Emerged?

Peridot: Yeah, you're some kind of quartz, right? you must have been made here.

Steven: Uh... I came from my mom and dad.

Peridot: Are those some kind of rocks? Or another planet?

Steven: *Chuckles* Nope. My dad is from earth, but my mom's a Gem.

Peridot: You're some sort of... hybrid? How is that possible?

Steven: The answer to that is a story I like to call "the ballad of Rose and Greg".

Peridot: I don't care. Let's just hurry to the control room.

Steven: You sure this is safe? The last time I was here, there were a bunch of fusion mosters.

Peridot: Yes, I was checking their progress.

Steven: What's the deal with those things, anyway?

* Slide to the Facet Five*

Peridot: When it became clear that the earth was no longer a viable colony, Homeworld decided to use it for something else-- a series of experiments. A gem geo-weapon.

Steven: Oh, did you help?

Peridot: Negative. I wasn't lucky enough to be around for that. But I read over a few hundred years of reports. *chuckles*

Steven: This is where you need to be, right?

Peridot: Yes. I'm going to have to remove this panel and do a bit of work to restore power to this room, so... can I have my hand back now?

Steven: Okay, but stay where I can see you.

* The panel beeps, Peridot grunts and strains but cannot lift it.*

Peridot: It's over.... I can't show you anything. Let's go back.

Steven: Mind if I try?

Peridot: Go ahead, knock yourself out.

* Steven pulls away the panel with ease*

Peridot: Whoa!

Steven: There you go!

Peridot: Alright. *she begins rummaging around in the controls behind the panel* With... this over here...

* Facet Five powers up*

Peridot: It's not perfect, but it'll do for now.

* Steven drops the panel and Peridot groans as she can't reach the hand panel*

Peridot: Come on!

Steven: What's up, 'dot?

Peridot: I can't quite reach the-

* Steven picks up Peridot and puts her on his shoulders*

Steven: It's okay to ask for help, you know.

Peridot: I have it.

* Peridot presses a button and the height of the structure reduces*

(Peridot clears her throat, places her hand on the structure in the center. The structure begins to glow and a plethora of Gem Shards are shown on Facet Five's screens.)

Peridot: These are the early attempts at artificial fusion.

Steven: *looks around* That's a lot of Gem Shards...

Peridot: We were growing them here at this very site, but these were just prototypes for the final product.

(Facet Five's screen projects a globe, a marker displayed around the east coast of North America.)

Peridot: A singular, giant, artificial fusion, comprised of millions of Gem Shards. The Cluster.

Steven: *seemingly tense* Peridot, you're saying... there's a giant, mutant Gem the size of the Earth under us right now?

Peridot: *closes eyes and raises hand in rejection* Oh, no, when it forms, it'll be much, much bigger than the Earth. Right now, it lies dormant, incubating in the Earth's core, but when it emerges and takes its physical form, it will destroy the planet.

(The Earth is shown to grow large and pop, the Cluster forming its physical form. Steven stares at it with great concern.)

Peridot: The prototypes are already emerging. The Cluster is next. If we can't get off this planet, we've got to stop the Cluster. *clenches fist*

(Steven starts sweating.)

Peridot: *closes eyes and points matter-of-factly* I thought it'd be impossible, but now we have a chance.

Steven: What is it?

Peridot: *grabs Steven's shoulders and grins* It's you, Steven!

* Peridot and Steven go out of the Facet Five to the Kindergarten*

Peridot: Now that you're filled in, we can get to work!

Steven: Uhh, how am I supposed to help?

Peridot: Well, you have all the information that we need about earth and it's erratic behavior. Put that together with my expansive knowledge of the cluster and we just might be able to stop it!

Steven: No Peridot, I don't think you get it! Just because I know how clouds work doesn't mean I know how to stop a giant mutant in the center of the earth! Besides, the only reason that I know anything about clouds and rain is because my dad told me.

Peridot: What are you talking about?

Steven: I used to be really scared of thunderstorms, Just like you. Then Dad explained how rain and all that stuff works, then I wasn't scared of rain anymore.

Peridot: Well I'm sure you have other knowledge about how this planet works.

Steven: Sure, but none of it's going to help us! If we want to stop this Cluster thing, we'll need help from the crystal gems.

Peridot: I said I don't need them! Let's just warp me back to the bathroom or whatever you call it and we'll take care of this. If it looks really bad, then we can just ask this Dad for help, right?

Peridot: Yike! What was that?

Steven: Oh no!, Gem mutants! *Steven bubbles himself and Peridot*

*Gem mutants screech*

Peridot: Do something!

Steven: I am doing something!

Peridot: Something useful!

Steven: Uh... Let's run!

Peridot: Over here!

Steven: No, the other way!

Peridot: No, not there!

Both: AAAAAAHHHHHH!

Steven: Let's run to the corner! Oh no!

Peridot: We're cornered!

Both: AAAAAHH!!!

Peridot: Can't you destroy it?

Steven: No, this is all I can do on my own!

Peridot: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh... That's it, we're finished!

Garnet: [offscreen] Hang on, Steven!

Steven: It's the Gems!

* Pearl stabs them*

* Amethyst smashes them*

* Garnet attacks the Gem mutant in front of Steven and Peridot*

Steven: [determined] Peridot, there's no way we can stop this thing in the Earth on our own. We need the help of the Crystal Gems.

Pearl: [worried] Steven! Are you alright?

Peridot: Move aside, Steven.

Amethyst: Peridot?

Pearl: What are you two doing here?

Garnet: Steven, I thought I told you to keep an eye on her!

Steven: I know, but-

Peridot: [reluctant] He did as he was told. Alright, listen up you clo- argh - Crystal Gems, I've made up my mind. I have something to tell you about the Cluster.

END