Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-23851135-20160916131040

We reached 501 posts on the last one.

Like in part 1: A fairly simple game. Basically, the objective is to create a humorous story with unexpected results, but each person may only use one word.

EXAMPLE:

Person A - Sugilite

Person B - is

Person C - awesome

But actually make it a story. This is just an example. :)

RULES - EXAMPLE:
 * You many comment as many times as you want, but you may only use one word, and you may not respond to your own comment
 * I know this is going to happen, so I'll address it now. Absolutely NO CHEATING. Do not try to find loopholes (for example: Centipeetle_became_queen_of_the_planet_Neptune or Stevenfoundouttheycontinuedcookiecats. Basically typing multiple words without using the space key or using underscores, periods, dashes etc.)
 * Exceptions to this rule are contractions (can't, won't, it's, etc), portemanteaus (smog = smoke + fog), acronyms, abbreviations, characters with two words in their names (Yellow/Blue/White/Pink Diamond, Rose Quartz), dashes
 * The reason dashes appears in the "no cheating" and "exception" sections is because if you were to say something like "Connie-is-cheating-on-Steven", it is cheating. But if you were to say something like meep-morps, state-of-the-art, up-to-date, yo-yo then that is allowed.
 * No swearing. As much as I'd like to allow it, the SU wikia does not permit swearing.
 * Please, no NSFW content.
 * Avoid politics.
 * No fighting
 * If someone decides to ignore the rules and cheat, use the first word in their message.

Person A - Smoky Quartz (remember, you can say Smoky/Rose/Rainbow Quartz, Yellow/Pink/Blue/White Diamond in one message, but I recommend saying just YD/PD/BD/WD, Smoky, Rose, SQ/RQ.)

Person B - Grabbed-their-yo-yo-to-kill-Jasper

Person C - A

Person D - Sandwich

(Smoky [Quartz] Grabbed A Sandwich) 
 * Have fun!

WHAT WE HAVE SO FAR (Starting from AquaticPanic's summary):  Peridot ate a dorito cheese then and then she slapped a good kid and drank blood from Pearl's mug and punched the Lapis that broke her from Squad Town and DIO slapped babies only Jaspers banana is chromatin Sans is odd and Lenhi makes a big chocolate rain for AquaticPanic and to someone who she was eating a diamond Chaaps but Pearl AKA fused with Connie and Onion Jamie because Garnet died her room so that she could Shrek wash his Limb Enhancersfor Kirito and Lapis is Mettaton's cousin Becky is puking on Mandark me Ded ghost don't do eat more McDonalds or KFC but not Diamonds because octopus is JonTron's Grandfather who your obligated death Ganon kissed Mr. Krabs because he hugged Scar Mufasa's brother who ate Larry the Leopard Pink Lobster Diamond derp then Dorumin jumped up into chicken wings but the goop you left was evaporating into clouds made Blue Diamond explode because of salt she impeached President Squishy former leader Jake the Squid ate a The Titanic  then 

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