Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26465310-20151123013114/@comment-25908355-20151125173136

Toastastrudel wrote: ScaryStuffAhoy wrote: Toastastrudel wrote: ScaryStuffAhoy wrote: Toastastrudel wrote: ScaryStuffAhoy wrote: Obsidian: You... Are kidding, right? News of the invasion have been on every radio and TV show! For the past 3 days!

Obsidian pulls out a cereal box.

Obsidian: Here they are on the back of a ceral frackin' BOX! (Okay, uh no. You didn't actually tell anyone who plays a homeworld character that this was happening. And Star isn't a klutz or a daydreamer, so...) (*grumble* *grumble* *grumble*)

Fine that never happened.)

Obsidian: Well duhh. What would a surprise attack be if we put out warnings? Plus, it's your fault for being on this disgusting planet in the first place! Seriously, what are you even doing here, there's nothing special about this place! Internal screaming + an intense stare from Star.

"One. You could have warned every HOMEWORLD ship. Two. SOME PEOPLE LIKE the nature on this planet. Three. Go buy yourself a personality at Pearlmart. "

(Pearlmart = a store where all employs are some slightly varying version of a Pearl except for the manager.) Obsidian: I think it's time I introduced myself.

My name is General Obsidian of the 13th Fleet.

(Keep in mind that Obsidian has a higher rank than Star and even Doublet.) (Waita minute.

Doublet > GENERAL Hematite..

but Doublet < GENERAL Obsidian? (Hematite is an ordinary general. [He commands one portion of a fleet]

Obsidian is a FLEET general. [He commands the entire fleet, so Hematite is his subordinate])