Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26887959-20150820185736/@comment-26887959-20150820221526


 * turns on satnav starts to drive to restaurant* *Satnav won't stop talking* Aurgh, stupid human tech! *Throws satnav out the window and sees blue flashing lights* Oh what now. Can't you clods see I'm trying to drive? *gets chased by police for robbing banks and littering. Fires blaster at police.* Ha, that should stop 'em. Sorry about this, Lapis, everything is going wrong.