Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26209733-20150427165651/@comment-26209733-20150427170558

Okay, here's what I parsed:



Dear Ronaldo

I decided to write this letter because I’m a big fan and because I know that (?) paranoid about the NSA hacking your email. I read Keep Beach City Weird every week and I just (??) CUTEST Guy EVER!

whenever you put up a post I SWOON FOR (???, probably ‘you’)

I’m (???, probably ‘going to be’) be in Delmarva for all (might be something more here) summer

vacation with my (???) And (???) KILL SOMEONE if I don’t get

a chance to (??) so (??)

please PLEASE give me a call, please? my

number is 555-(nothing i can reasonably figure out) 02. And (???) wear your

Loch Ness Bloggster costume!