Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26895456-20150722022706/@comment-13261419-20150727121922

(Actually, it's 3985 B.C-3985 B.C)

Pyrope: *gets up from his hole and finds no one is there.* What? *sees and goes to a button which reads "Press for help." with a speaker at the bottom. He presses and holds the button.* Uh... hello?