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Kinetics4Life wrote: Angry-Little-Slice-of-Pie wrote: MechaKingGhidorah789 wrote: "Want to know the difference between a baby and an onion? Well, one doesn't scream when you peel all of its skin off"

0_0 Scariest youtube comment ever what about baby onion Ive seen scarier: One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon. So you can see the expression on their faces. With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Nacho Chips and a Swirly Straw. Take your foot off its head. or(my secret recipe) A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby. Baby with slashed floaties. Floaties with a slashed baby. One dead baby nailed to ten trees. 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds. Running over a baby with a truck. Know whats worse? Skidding on it. Worse than that? Peeling it off the tires. Getting blood on your clown suit. Here's one I made:
 * 1) What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
 * 1) Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
 * 1) How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
 * 1) How do you make a dead baby float?
 * 1) What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
 * 1) What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
 * 1) What is grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
 * 1) What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
 * 1) Know what's gross?
 * 1) What is the worst part about killing a baby?
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How do you make a baby cry?

Read it a dead baby joke.

How do you make it stop crying?

Reenact the joke.