Talk:Restaurant Wars/@comment-26967247-20160715144509

[Restaurant 1]

What can you expect From filthy little heathens? Here's what you get when your menu is diverse Their lobster's a hellish red They're only good when dead They're veggies, as I said and worse They're sandwiches! Sandwiches! Barely even human! Sandwiches! Sanswiches! Drive them from our shore! They're not like you and me, which means they must be evil We must sound the drums of war! They're sandwiches! Sandwiches!Dirty cooking devils! Now we sound the drums of war! [Restaurant 2] This is what we feared Our rival is a demon The only thing they eat at all is green Beneath that milk guide There's emptiness inside I wonder if they even feed They're sandwiches! Saandwiches!Barely even human Sandwiches! Sandwiches!Cookers at the core They're different from us, which means they can't be trusted We must sound the drums of war They're sandwiches! Sandwiches!First we feed this one Then we sound the drums of war [Restaurant 1] Sandwiches! Sandwiches!Let's go cook a few, men! [Restaurant 2] Sandwiches! Sandwiches! [Restaurant 1] Now it's up to you, men! [All] Sandwiches! Sandwiches!Barely even human! Now we sound the drums Of War!