Talk:Dewey Wins/@comment-29311928-20171117032357

WARNING THE FOLLOWING TEXT IS COMPLETLY 100% SARCASIM SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AS I DO NOT MEAN A SINGLE WORD:

'''Wow it's now official, old lady Nanefua Pizza aka Indira Gandhi I mean Gunga, is Beach City's Mayor. Who will now place a new SJW/FN order. Which is completly messed up because back in Political Power, she tried to kill Mayor Dewey by tipping his truck. I'm glad you won the election fairly although you should be diqualified for attempted murder on your opponant and for starting a riot in Political Power. I guess Mayor Dewey can now use his Political Expertice to run for Govaner of Delvara or become a Senator or be part of the house of Representives. While Nanefarts initates his SJW/FN order, who has zero political xp, and has to deal with higher ups with political experice. Yeah, screw this episode. Let me know when the crewniverse see the error of SJW/FN ways and assainate and/or impeach Indira Ghandi I mean Gunga. And put Bill Dewey back in power the as rightful Mayor of Beach City.'''

'''As for Old Fart Nanepoo PeePee, you're going the greatest leader on Earth since Pink Diamound. Pink Diamound would be so proud she'd say that if weren't her size, she stick her face Gunga's no-no spot in graditute. You definatly saw Gunga's leadership skills in Political Power, the way she led that mob. Her leadership skills to tip that truck and now her definatly not hypocritcal speech on how not to blame the mayor. Which you clearly saw in Political Power that Gunga definatly doesn't blame Dewey for the blackout. Like how the CGs save by causing property damage, blackouts, and leaving Mayor Dewey in the hands of an angry mob. Which thank you by the way CGs, you done well. Rose would be so proud. As you can see, Gunga's leadership skills  are inspired by the diamounds. You clearly see in Gunga's speech on not blaming the mayor. Which in Political power you clearly see not blaming Dewey. You can clearly see Gunga wants to make Beach City great again. Yeah, once again, screw this episode. On the bright side, seeing this old fart running Beach City makes more sense seeing a cetain old fart running a certain county.'''

'''Let me know if someone made a fan art or comic showing heroic glorious assination of Gunga, which BTW I don't care if she is some grandmother of domino's facist pizza twins from Brazil. Or when Lapis is coming back to Earth after being deported for stealing Earth's ocean, courdicacy of Gunga's new order and also to escape rouge soldiers and angry mobs who have a score to settle with Lapis. Or if they decide to bring back Jasper and do Jandy ("special freindship" between Jasper and Andy DeMayo which is left up to interpitation depending on the kind of person you are). Or if they ever going make Bill Mayor again (by impeaching Indira Ghandi I ment Gunga), or a senator, or the New Govener of Delvara or a position in any leval of the Government. Whatever comes first.'''