Talk:Peridot/@comment-5109358-20150807202931

Alternate Universe:

Peridot finally gives up on going home, and becomes a total junkie. The Gems finally track her down again (after many times), finding her hanging out in a smokey room with a bunch of chill 20-somethings and a bottle of tequila.

Peridot: "Eyyyy, look homies, it's them clods I've been talking about! How's it goin', Clods?"

I can't be the only one who sees this as totally plausible. And hilarious.