Garnet/Quotes

Pilot
"Steven, why are you such a buttface?"

"Hey! Don't make fun of Steven."

Season 1
"The whole thing was my idea."

"Yes... Or, you can link your mind with the energy of all existing matter, channeling the collective power of the universe through your gem! Which results in.. *summons her weapon* At least that's my way of doing it."

"Pearl: Don't worry Steven, I'm sure one day you'll figure out how to activate your gem. Garnet: Yes, in your own Steven-y way."

"Steven: A Red Eye?! It’s going to infect us all! That’s pink eye, Steven."

"Pearl and Amethyst: Cheeseburger backpack! Cheeseburger backpack! It's a three-hour paddle home."

"I have to burn this. *unfurls scroll with mystic symbols* Steven: Cool! *takes a picture with his smartphone* *takes phone* I have to burn this, too."

"Now it has all the power of a breakfast. We have to destroy it!"

"Steven: I don’t think I can eat this. Amethyst: Let’s order a pizza. It did try to kill us."

"Hey! Don't mess with his funky flow!"

"We can take a break if you’re not feeling well, Steven.

Steven: Huh? Oh, no. I’m okay! Let's keep going! *flexes*

Alright, but be careful, you might trigger a trap with that gun-show." "Steven: Woah. We made it? I carried you while you took a nap."

"Steven: ... Can't we just wrestle?

No. *everyone gasps* Because we are the... Notorious O-order of... Wrestling... Haters."

"Steven: What if something eats me? Nothing can harm you... Wet One."

"Pearl: Are we really going to keep that thing? We kept Amethyst."

"They're just parasites. If they want to be a problem, they'll have to answer to me."

"I go alone.

Amethyst and Pearl: What? Why??

The Earth Beetle is at the bottom of the boiling lava lake. Only I can swim through lava. *puts on goggles*"

"You'll be great at fusing one day. Steven: Yeah... Wait, I can do that too?!"

"Pearl: *pinches nose* What matter of magical alloy is this?

It's a burrito."

"Steven: What's this? It kinda looks like you guys and my mom.

Pearl: Oh Steven, that is us.

The hard part was getting the shark to pose."

"Amethyst: You don't have to keep wearing that stuff.

*wearing Steven's Birthday Suit* It makes me feel... important." "I... I thought violence would be the answer."

"I'm not cleaning up this mess."

"Pearl will come back to us in time, Steven. Have patience. And stop hanging out with that thing! It's creepy!"

"We don't need to eat. Nanefua: Oh, you young people and your experimental diets. I am much older than you."

"Amethyst: It's the Wailing Stone we found!

The Wailing Stone I found."

"We don't need to be careful. We just need to be huge."

"Pearl: How are we even supposed to get that back to the Warp Pad? I can carry it. *cracks knuckles*"

"Pearl: Unfortunately, we'll have to wait another 100 years for the Sea Shrine to reform because somebody couldn't keep their hands to themselves. You have a lobster on your butt."

"I can't say no to that face."

"You did a good job trying to tame the Centipeetle. Your mother would be so proud.

Steven: She would?

The truth is, Rose Quartz had tried to use her powers to save these monsters too, but she was never able to heal them."

"Steven, your mother had healing tears that flowed from her gem. She felt real love for those around her. She felt real sorrow when they were hurt. You have the Rose Quartz gem now. I know that power is in you, too."

"Howdy! Bang."

"That little boy is in big trouble."

"The ocean is gone, obviously."

"Stand together. Don't let them separate us."

"So, you two can't get along unless you think I'm going to kill you."

"But there are no sides, because we're all on the same team — The Crystal Gems!"

"Hello, this is Mom Universe. Yes, the children are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. They are bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again. Sorry, I panicked."

"It doesn't matter what you two think, we're doing this for Steven!"

"Or gotten mangled in traffic!"

"No dinner for 1,000 years."

"All comedy is derived from fear."

"Tiny hands. My only weakness."

"Gems, do your thing." "Stevonnie, listen to me. You are not two people, and you are not one person. You, are an experience! Make sure that you're a good experience. Now GO. HAVE. FUN!"

"Steven: Well, danger is my middle name. That's a lie. Your middle name is cutie pie."

"I can see options and trajectories. Time is like a river that splits into creeks or pools into lakes or careens down waterfalls. I have the map, and I steer the ship."

"Lars: Criminy! Are you okay?! That coffee was really hot! I drink coffee for breakfast."

"Steven, I see so many things that can hurt you. I never should have let one of them be me."

"There are millions of possibilities for the future, but it's up to you to choose which becomes reality. Please understand: you choose your own future!"

"* lightning strikes* Steven: What was that? Oh, nothing important."

"We can't keep fighting these things forever. Well, we can, but I don't want to."

"*picks up a giant battleaxe* Never know when you might need one of these."

"Countless gems were broken here. It was a maelstrom of destruction and death."

"Amethyst: Oh... of course! THAT'S why he's pink!

It's a little obvious."

"Peridot is coming. And we don't know who or what she'll be coming with. She's a modern Gem, with modern Gem technology that's bound to overpower us. Steven, the truth is, we're scared."

"Steven, I know you don't think we trust you. I know more often than not we treat you like a human child. But the truth is, we rely on you. Your voice inspires us, binds us, reminds us why we promised to protect the planet. You must now be that voice for them."

"If anything happens, you need to be there to protect them. Like your mother did. It's your destiny."

"It's okay, Steven, I'm never alone."

"Steven: Well, did I make a good impression? Oh, Steven, we already love you."

"(To Jasper during "Stronger Than You") But I think you're just mad 'cause you're single!"

"Yikes. They are really bad for each other."

Season 2
"You've got a lot of nerve taking refuge here, of all places! And I don't know what you get from attacking humans in your dead-beat escape pod. And if you think you're safe here, well, I got news for you. You've lost! Now, stay off my planet!"

"Pearl: So that would make him Greg's brother... and father? That would explain a lot."

"Steven: Ugh...well, ah...I was trying to show that Dad really rocks on the guitar, and...

*points at the flyer* Then there should be rocks falling out of the guitar."

"You must learn to help yourself. That's how you become stronger."

"It was easy. I'm a very good swimmer."

"Start with a letter "N".

Connie: Huh, okay. What next?

Uh, the letter "O"."

"I am not, nor will I ever be, interested! Go away!"

"Love at first sight doesn't exist. Love takes time, and love takes work. At the very least you have to know the other person... And you literally have no idea who or what I am."

"Don't worry. She'll be back before you know it. Literally."

"Garnet, master of comedy."

"Back during the war, Pearl took pride in risking her destruction for another. She put Rose Quartz over everything: Over logic, over consequence, over her own life."

"Steven: Were we really gonna leave Beach City?

No, I just wanted him to get that camera out of my face."

"When two Gems combine, it creates something greater than the sum of their parts. That's why I'm so great."

"They were forced together...they were forced to fuse...! This is wrong...!"

"I embody my... I mean, Ruby and Sapphire's love. I'll always exist in them, even if I split apart. But the strength of that love keeps me together. So I can stay Garnet for a very long time."

"First you need a gem at the core of your being. Then you need a body that can turn into light. Then you need a partner you can trust with that light.

Greg: Metaphorically?

Literally."

"Get open, get honest, invent yourselves together. That's fusion."

"She had control when she used her power to drag their fusion into the ocean. But, a fusion like theirs is unstable, bound together by anger and mistrust. If that bond snaps, their anger will take over, and destroy."

"We look awesome."

"Chille Tid!"

"Last time was a disaster. Last time we fused, Sugilite went berserk. It's because of her that we can't even warp here anymore. I can be brash, you can be reckless, and we can both get carried away. So, for the time being, Sugilite is benched. What we need now is to be careful."

"It's you and me, Pearl. Let's fuse."

"You tricked me!"

"I'm not as strong as you think. I-I fell apart over this... Ruby and Sapphire were in turmoil over how you deceived me! I came undone. It's not easy being in control... I have weaknesses too. But I choose not to let them consume me. I struggle to stay strong because I know the impact I have on everyone."

"Please understand, Pearl. You have an impact too. There are times when I look up to you for strength. You are your own gem. You control your destiny. Not me, not Rose, not Steven. But you must choose to be strong so we can move forward. So I can trust you again."

"Peridot, your flight's... been cancelled!"

"Alright no more fighting. Let's just have a civil conversation. Peridot: As if I'd negotiate with you, filthy war machine! Okay, let's kick her butt."

"Oh! Steven, there's one more thing I have to mention.

Steven: What is it?

*forms a heart shape with her hands* I love you. Bye!"

"Welcome to Earth."

"Alright, I chased away those cows. Let's get to work."

"Her having free reign makes me incredibly uncomfortable."

"You'll know when I'm joking."

"I blame the cows."

"There are many reasons to fuse. Steven: What's the best reason? That's easy. The best reason to fuse is... love."

"I was getting the hang of my strange new form. And then I fell. *trips and tumbles down slope*"

"Ah! Don't hurt her! Don't hurt...me."

"How I feel? I-I-I feel lost...a-and scared...and-and happy."

"Steven: So? What was it? The answer? ...Love."

"You can't just shove someome off of a roof! Peridot: Why not? This is a human, he isn't like us. He's fragile and soft!"

Season 3
"Don't worry Peridot, it's our sworn duty to protect anything that calls this planet home, and that includes clods like you."

"Let's go, Gems! To the nearest warp pad!"

"The Earth needs you, Steven. We'll be fine. You can do this. We believe in you."

"And Steven, we love you."

"I lost a battle of will."

"It's sort of like if MC Bear-Bear didn't tear the fabric of his arm, but the fabric of his mind."