Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26668027-20151224172045/@comment-25908355-20151226135428

(Actually this song is supposed to play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHaVdRk3Gtg)

Tallboys are highly-armoured units. Swords can't do jack against them. The tallboy doesn't even feel it.

Surrounding Melanite, a rebel squadron appears, ready to give aid.

Rebel captain: GIVE THEM HELL!

3 RPG rounds are fired.

...One of them hits the tallboy's turret. It shears it right off, but otherwise no damage is dealt.

One of them hits the tallboy right in weaker underbelly, shearing off a large portion of the armour and exposing the commanding gem.

The other missed entirely.