Onion Friend/Transcript

(Steven is preparing a bagel sandwich.)

Steven: Yesss... Perfectly timed afternoon sandwich... complete.

(Steven is about to eat it.)

Steven: Wait, I can't eat such a perfect sandwich all on its own, it needs a side! What?

(Amethyst's door opens)

Steven: Hey, Amethyst! I made lunch! You wanna eat this empty sandwich container?

Amethyst: No, thanks.

Steven: O-oh, okay! You've seen Garnet and Pearl?

Amethyst: No.

Steven: Any... idea where they might be?

Amethyst: I don't know... Somewhere not talking to each other?

Steven: Hmmm... *Steven thinks* Wait, I know what this meal needs!

(Steven opens a cupboard)

Steven: A bag of - *Steven gasps* Onion!?

(Onion is inside the cupboard and is holding a bag of Chaaaaps, Onion jumps out of the cupboard)

Steven: What the-?

(Steven runs to the door and shuts it before Onion can leave)

Steven: Oh no, you don't!

(Onion looks at Steven and then proceeds to jump through the screen window)

Steven: *shouting* ONION!

(Steven opens door and Onion is running away)

Steven: We just put that screen in!

(Steven chases after Onion)

Steven: Come back here! Those were going to complete my perfect lunch!

(Steven is breathing heavily)

Steven: It's a special flavor that's only in stores for a limited time!

(Onion looks back at Steven and keeps running)

Steven: I know how you are with food, you're not even going to eat them! Please let me have just one!

(Onion runs into the garage of his house and Steven follows, and Steven is very sweaty)

Steven: This is it, Onion, *takes a deep breath* nowhere to hide!

(Steven enters the garage)

Steven: Now just... just drop the bag and, uh..., Onion?

(Pan to many paintings of Amethyst)

Steven: Uh... Amethyst!? Uh... That's really weird... * exits the house and brings Amethyst * Um... So... I always knew Onion was weird, but... *camera focuses on one of the paintings of Amethyst* I think he's obsessed with you... What do you think, Amethyst?

Vidalia: *off-screen* Who's in there? I don't know how you got past that (?), *on-screen, holding a shotgun* but this is private property!

Amethyst: Vidalia!?

Vidalia: Amethyst!?

Amethyst and Vidalia: *laughes*

Vidalia: It's been years!

Amethyst: Man, you've changed! You look TERRIBLE! *laughes*

Vidalia: You look the same... *smiles* terrible!

Amethyst and Vidalia: *laughes again*

Steven: Wait, what? Who's she? And how do you know each other?

Amethyst: Oh, we both kinda hanged around your dad, but Vidalia is cooler than your dad, so... we started hang out together.

Vidalia: *looks suprised* Is that Steven? Look at 'im! He looks just like Greg! That's good, that's good. He used to be super hot... *smiles and laughes, as well as Amethyst*

Steven: *blushes* Uh... So... did you paint this when you used to hang out?

Vidalia: Yeah, some of them... some are new, though... Amethyst was my favorite model! *winks to Amethyst* Can you still turn into anything?

Amethyst: Huh... Anything *shape-shifts* (?)

Vidalia: *laughes* Oh, man... We used to get into all sorts of trouble... *gives a card to Steven* Now tell me, Steven, are we just the spitting image of mischief?

Amethyst: Pfff... Hardly! *laughes* You're wearing slippers.

Vidalia: You don't know what I've done in these shoes. *Both laugh* It's great to see you again, I'm sorry it's been so long. I guess we've both been busy.

Amethyst: Oh yeah... I get it, Kids *Grabs Steven*

(Onion enters and hugs Vidalia)

Steven: What about kids?

Vidalia: Oh! Here is one now.

Steven: *screams* YOU'RE ONION'S MOM!?

Vidalia: *giggles and lifts Onion* Yup, here is my little trouble maker. And, Steven, he loves talking about you.

(Onion mumbles on Vidalia ear)

Vidalia: Oh! That is a great idea! Steven, Amethyst, Onion wants to know if you'd like to stay for dinner.

Steven: Umm...

Amethyst: *Interrupts Steven* We'd love to! Right Steven, Onion is like your best friend. *off screen* Now tell me what you did in those shoes girl.

(next scene)

Amethyst: mmmh. I can't even eat another bite of... Whatever that was.

Vidalia: Oh, it's just a little dish i like to call: Noodles and butter.

Amethyst: I can't belive how long it's been! I mean, check this guy out! I used to be bigger than him! *laughs, then sighs*

Vidalia: *laughs* I dunno where that fool is! Don't care either. This just been Yellowtail for a while now.

Amethyst:  Whaaat? Yellowtaiiil?

Vidalia:  Yeah, things just kinda happen. *points at young Sour Cream and baby Onion's photo* Next thing, you know, i'm living with the fisherman. Hahah, you should see your face right now.

(While Amethyst and Vidalia are chatting, Steven greets Sour Cream.)

Amethyst: *laughs* I just didn't expect any of these!

Steven: Hey Sour Cream!

(Sour Cream is still listening to the music. He responds to Steven with hand sign, then continue listening the music again.)

Vidalia: Well, that's it Sour is now.

(Onion sculpting his mashed potatoes into something.)

Amethyst: So where's all Fishtail at?

Steven glares at Onion. Onion then turns his plate around to reveal that he sculpted his mashed potatoes into a rough statue of Steven's head.)

Vidalia: Uh, it's Yellowtail... He spends a lot of time out there somewhere.

Steven: *happily* Hey! It's me!

Amethyst: Haha, dude.

(Onion disturbingly licks the back of the mashed potatoes stack. Stevens glares at him again, and Onion throws up the mashed potatoes on the table.)

Vidalia: He used to go to place so  . He used to be so gross over there.

Steven: Why did you hate  food.

(Scene changes to Vidalia washing the dishes.) Vidalia: What about you, Amethyst?

Amethyst: Huh?

Vidalia: You haven't say about yourself

Amethyst: Well, that's because my life is boring.

Vidalia: Alright, how were the gems?

Amethyst: I dunno. *sighs* They're boring too.

Steven: Okay. Thanks for diner, time to go, right Amethyst?

Amethyst: What's the hurry? We've got nothing to do.