Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26840812-20151129140611/@comment-25908355-20151129200054

(The size of Jupiter is a bit much, don't you think? How about Triton? Big enough to cause massive damage, but small enough to be in the realm of realism.)

Jet: We'll deal with that later. As long as their forces are on Earth, they won't use it. We need to focus on keeping the base secure.

Rebel Field Captain via radio: IS ANYONE STILL ALIVE?! OH MY STARS- I CAN'T SEE-- *static*

OH MY STARS PLEASE. SOMEONE. ANYONE! HEEEELP, WE'RE GETTING SLAUGHTERED!