Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26967247-20160616005818/@comment-26967247-20160701013457

I ban you because man I'm sad. I have a crappy job at a local burger place. I can never pass my drivers test. I don't have any friends besides a southern girl and a mentally retarded guy. My neighbor hates me and my boss only cares about money... Worst of all... I live in a pineapple under the sea.