Earthlings/Transcript

[Open int. Beta Kindergarten]

Corrupted Gem monster: [growls]

(Pans to Amethyst, Peridot, and Steven looking at Jasper)

Amethyst: Jasper!

Peridot: W-what is she doing?

Steven: She's been collecting monsters.

Gem monster: (Roars)

Jasper: (K icks the Gem monster) Pipe down!

(Steven, Amethyst and Peridot gasp)

Jasper: You take orders from me now! You used to be a quartz too, didn't you? What happened to you? (Monster growls) Tch. Disgraceful. I can't believe I've resorted to recruiting you freaks! You're almost as bad as that Crystal runt. Just look at you. This planet ruins everything! Well, (chuckles) except for me.

Peridot: We should go back to the Temple and grab reinforcements.

Steven: Yeah, that's a good idea. Amethyst? (Notices that Amethyst is gone)

Peridot and Steven: Aah!

Steven: Amethyst!

Jasper: I'll never let this planet twist me like it twisted you.

Gem monster: (Growls)

Jasper: Your weakness embarrasses Homeworld. You suffer because it's what you deserve! We all only get what we deserve. Right, Amethyst?!

[Amethyst gasps and falls from the ledge]

Amethyst: Agh!

Jasper: What do you want, runt? You here for a rematch?

Amethyst: I'm here to win!

Jasper: You were fated to lose - the moment you came out wrong!

(Steven runs to Amethyst's side)

Steven: That's not true!

Jasper: Rose. Of course. Your lackeys never stray far. And why would they? They have no place in this, or any world!

Steven: What do you mean?!

Jasper: Every gem is made for a purpose: to serve the order of the Diamonds.

(An image of the Diamond Authority symbol appears behind Jasper)

Jasper: Those who cannot fit inside this order must be purged! To come out misshapen, to reshape yourself outside your purpose, and to defend this worthless, ruined planet is a disgrace!

Peridot: *Timidly* This planet isn't all bad! (Gasps and hides behind a wall)

Jasper: What are you doing here?

Peridot: I... *shouting* I'm a Crystal Gem now!!

(Jasper summons her helmet and Steven summons his shield)

Peridot: *Confidently* I'm not afraid of you! I've got metal powers! I'll show you! [tries to manipulate a metal rod which stays stuck in the ground]

Amethyst: Aw, jeez.

Peridot: In a moment!

Jasper: Anyone else got somethin' to say?

Steven: No! It's just us.

Amethyst: Ughh! You guuuys! Stay- (Picks up Steven and throws him) out of this!

Steven: Amethyst!

Amethyst: It's just you and me, Jasper - one on one! (Whips Jasper's face) (Generates a second whip and smacks Jasper into a wall)

Steven: Go Amethyst!

Amethyst: Who's the runt now?!

(Jasper quickly recovers, and gets up)

Amethyst: You ready for more? (Whips Jasper's face)

(Jasper looks at her, unaffected)

Amethyst: (Caught off-guard by Jasper's reaction) Uh, th-there's more where that came from! (Pushes Jasper back with her whips)

(Jasper shrugs of the last blow)

Amethyst: (Gasps)

Steven: Uh-oh!

Amethyst: (Cracks her whips, sending purple fire down them, does a spin-dash attack surrounded in flames, and collides with Jasper in an explosion) Huh? (Looks up to see Jasper standing in front of her, unaffected)

Jasper: Is it sinking in yet? (Brushes off ashes)

Amethyst: Are you serious?!

(Jasper kicks Amethyst)

Steven: Amethyst!

Jasper: (Walking towards Amethyst) You never had a chance.

Steven: (Notices an injector on the top of a cliff and throws his shield at it, causing it to fall) Heads up!

(Amethyst and Jasper jump out of the way of the falling injector)

(Steven runs to Amethyst)

Amethyst: Steven - I can't win. No matter what I do, no matter how hard I work, she came out right, and I came out... wrong..

Steven: That's just what Jasper thinks. She's the only one who thinks you should be like her!

Amethyst: But-

Steven: Stop trying to be like Jasper. You're nothing like Jasper! You're like me! Because we're both not like anybody. And yeah, it sucks..

(Jasper lifts up the injector)

Steven: But at least I've got you. And you've got me! [tearing up] So stop leaving me out of this.

Amethyst: Us worse gems stick together, (Sniffles) right?

Steven: That's why we're the best. (Holds out his hand)

Amethyst: (Chuckles and takes his hand)

(Steven and Amethyst hug, causing them to fuse and cause an explosion of light) (Clouds blow away to reveal Smoky Quartz)

Smoky Quartz: What a beau-tiful day!

Jasper: Huh? Who are you supposed to be?!

Smoky Quartz: Oh yeah, who am I now? I feel like Amethyst knows this.

Peridot: Forget your name, you've got a fight to win!

Smoky Quartz: I think a Rose Quartz, and an Amethyst make a...Smoky Quartz. [generates Steven's shield and Amethyst's whip, and combines them to make a yo-yo]

Jasper: Is fusion the only trick you Crystal Gems know?!

Smoky Quartz: I've got plenty of tricks. Ever see 'sink the dink'? (Hits Jasper in the face with the yo-yo)

(Peridot laughs)

Jasper: (Growls) (Does a spin-dash attack)

Smoky Quartz: Woah-oh. (Spins their weapon around a rock above, using it as a rope to dodge Jasper's attack)

(Jasper dashes in the wall with all her monsters in it, causing the wall to collapse)

Jasper: No! (Monsters flee) My army!

Peridot: (Laughs) Take that! Then take this! (Struggles with manipulating the metal rod)

Jasper: (Notices there's one more Corrupted Gem, and runs over to it)

Smoky Quartz: Huh? (Skillfully attacks Jasper with their weapon multiple times, even doing a spin attack) Aw, leaving so soon?

Jasper: I will not be beaten by another fusion! (Jasper fuses with the Corrupted Monster)

Smoky Quartz: What the..?

(Jasper fusion laughs, and tries to claw Smoky)

Smoky Quartz: Hold on, I got a move that will blow you away (Uses weapon as a fan against the Corrupted fusion, but it isn't enough) It's cool if you don't like it, I already got three huge fans. (Summons two more yo-yo fans)

(Jasper and the Corrupted Monster fusion are blown away in a tornado)

Jasper: (Comes undone with the Corrupted Gem) We could beat them! if we stay together! (Attempts to fuse again, but fails and starts to fall)

Smoky Quartz: Pngeyeeeeeeeow Kapow! Great job Smoky, Oh, thank you, thank you Smoky.

(The Great North Monster runs away from Jasper)

Jasper: Nobody I've fused with ever wants to stay. (Laughs) Ugh! (Corruption slowly starts to take place)

Peridot: Eww, that's disgusting!

Smoky Quartz: It's... corruption.. (Unfuses)

Amethyst: Steven, be careful.

Steven: But this just happened, Maybe I can do something! Jasper, It's okay, (Steven move closer to Jasper) I'm here.

Jasper: Rose..

Steven: I'm not Rose, I'm Steven, I just wanna try and heal you. (Steven licks his palm and moves his hand towards Jasper who claws him)

Amethyst: Steven!

Steven: (Looks at the tear in his shirt)

Peridot: (Shocked, attempts to move the metal rod again)

Steven: Stop!

Jasper: (Chuckles) I see how you do it now Rose, you want Gems after they're worthless, you wait until after they've lost, because when you're at the bottom, you'll follow anyone, that makes you feel like less of a failure. Hah! just look at this one! You've stripped her of everything! Her limb enhancers, her status, her dignity.

Peridot: I still have one of those things.

Jasper: How can you side with Rose Quartz?! Why? Why protect this useless shell of a planet?

Peridot: It's not a shell, there's so much life. Living here, that's what I'm doing! I'm living here! I've been learning new things about myself all the time! Like how I can make metal do my bidding! (Shows off ability, but the metal rod just falls behind her) The point being: Earth can set you free.

Jasper: Earth is a prison, I got out because I'm better than this place. (Corruption spreads)

Steven: It's getting worse..

Jasper: (Corruption worsens, now spikes are visible throughout her body) I only came back to finish you off..

Steven: Try not to move!

Jasper: You can't manipulate me Rose Quartz!

Steven: I- I'm not manipulating, I'm trying to help!

Jasper: Help..? Help?! I've been fighting from the second I broke free of the Earth's Crust, because of what YOU did to my colony! Because of what YOU did to my planet! Because of what YOU did to my Diamond!

Steven: I... Yellow Diamond?

Jasper: Wha... My Diamond! Your Diamond! PINK DIAMOND!!! (Corruption worsens even more, making Jasper barely recongizeable)

(Peridot use her ferrokinesis and thrusts Corrupted Jasper with a metal spike, causing Jasper to poof)

Peridot: You're...Welcome!

Amethyst: (Sighs) Come here, sis.. (Bubbles Jasper)

(Steven, Amethyst and Peridot warp back to the barn)

Peridot: *excitedly* When we get to the barn, I'm building a giant yo-yo!, Amethyst, Steven, you'll have to catch and throw it for me.

Amethyst: I don't wanna do anything for like a month.

Steven: Uh... (Garnet, Pearl, and Lapis are seen with the five Rubies in water bubbles)

Amethyst: Ugh...

[Episode Ends]