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RPMGAMING wrote: Toastastrudel wrote: Meanwhile, in a Kindergarten far, far away.

The sounds of drills droned softly in the background. It was a sunny day, perfect weather for operations. This planet was barren, but chock full of minerals. The only life on it were a couple of fungi species. Via life support the gems had set up a colony on the planet.

Soft jazz music from whatever replaced Doublet (unless you guys are fine with his return. He'd still be dead tho. Up to you guys) played, giving the workers a better mood.

At one particular hole.....

He saw lights. Brilliant lights, rainbows, and pictures of angelic beings. Everywhere. Then he felt his body being formed. The brilliant images faded and dimmed and a tiny, pastel green singularity formed right in front of him. He looked at his arms and his body. He was the same color of the singularity all over, and he could see he was a thin yet athletically built figure. The singularity grew, and the sound that Lapis' gem made when she regenerated blared into his ears, echoing and much longer.

The blinding green glow of his body dimmed into a white flash, revealing all of his colors. He was blue. His clothing was a baby blue kind of color. He had goggles too, and the lenses were tinted darker. The rim was bright blue and the band was dark blue. He pushed his hair out of his face, which was baby blue. His hands were a darker periwinkle blue.

The green singularity grew and an odd lensing occured. Suddenly, all directions became straight forward. He could see in every direction around himself. It was beautiful. The green singularity enveloped everything around him. His body was creating a gravitational lensing. The droning of the regeneration sound went on.

That happened for what felt like a minute or two. Suddenly, there was the sound of a celestial explosion of energy. His body was distorting, but he felt euphoric. The singularity dimmed to the inside of the hole he was birthed in. For a moment he could see the employees and gems that looked JUST like him pass by, very slowly! A tape rewind sound blared into his ears as they sped up sharply. He had the sudden feeling that all of that occured in the matter of only a couple of seconds...

And then the soft droning of the drills and the chatter of everyone flowed into his ears. He felt the ground below him, the walls around him. He suddenly forgot the bright colorful events he saw a moment ago.

"Look! A new one!" exclaimed a Pearl in a labcoat. She motioned for him to come out. The vast canyon and skies above overwhelmed the gem in the hole...and he spoke his first words.

"Woooaaah...." He looked up at the canyon walls and the sky with stars in his eyes. (O_O)

(That is amazing. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, OH SENPAI)

(pls?) (

step 1. don't care about your existance

step 2. show off

step 3. lel

step 5. forget the number 4 and the closing bracket