Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25000617-20160624020129

After running for five consecutive succesful seasons, Cartoon Network didn't give a crap about how awesome the show Steven Universe was because it only cared about Teen Titans Go. CN cancelled all the other shows and slapped them on Boomerang. It even took off Adult Swim. And it ran Teen Titans Go all day, with the exception of four Steven Universe reruns and  But it never had new episodes. So CN fired Rebecca Sugar and all of the Crewniverse and banned them from CN Studios and working on any shows, ultimately cancelling Steven Universe. So CN aired nonstop episodes of TTG, causing all of the CN fans to abandon CN and escape to Boomerang where they could watch all of the old shows. But SU wasn't on Boomerang so you could only watch it on Dailymotion or some other site. It didn't even air in foreign countries.

After that CN renamed it self Teen Titans Go Network (TTGN) and losed tons of viewers. CN evantually got tired of airing the same ol episodes and rebranded itself back to Cartoon Network because they would be airing a new show: an SU spinoff.

All the fans were ECSTATIC. They were hyped until they found out that the Crewniverse was not working on it and they, including the VAs and Rebecca Sugar were locked in a dungeon in the basement of CN Studios. Michael Jelenic and Aaron Horvath had stolen the rights to SU from Rebecca Sugar and twisted it into their own yarns, but they were careful not to mention that they made it or else the fans would go wild.

The SU spinoff was given a name: Staven Yooniverse, and it began airing commercials for the premiere. SY has the same characters and the same story as SU, but...


 * The CGs are not serious AT ALL. They like to fool around and be stupid and cruel to others.


 * Instead of battling the HGs and random monsters they lie on their couch in the temple all day eating pizza.


 * Personalities:


 * Steven is upbeat and cheerful but extremely naive and sometimes cruel


 * Pearl is more OCD like, saltier, and thirstier than ever. She always wants to be perfect and always has extremely lustful fantasies about Rose and even has an entire stalker shrine dedicated to her. In  one episode she tried to murder Steven so Rose could get back. This is her dialogue: I love Rose Perfect I love Rose Perfect I love Rose Perfect


 * Amethyst has become extremely jerky and is constantly hassled because now she is obese. She likes to pick her nose and fart and eat pizza. Think TTG Beast Boy


 * Instead of being calm and cool, Garnet is always acting crazy along with the rest of the gang. She likes to smash and sometimes destroys the temple. She unfuses in a million episode, which is cool if you like Ruby and Sapph, but bad cuz theyre flanderized too.


 * Peridot is now a mad scientist who includes the word "clods" in her every sentence. She is no longer a cutie pie but now she is annoying and cruel and became evil in one episode


 * Lapis is still neutral, but she lost her sublime elegance and has become a deadpan snarker. Her pupils are always dots instead of full, and her eyes are always half. She beats up Peridot in a daily basis. She is mean and rude and tried to kill the CGs. She is even mean to Steven. But in many episode she's silly.


 * Ruby is mad all the time and once destroyed the temple


 * Sapphire has little to no dialogue and likes to be crazy. She and Ruby have a strained relationship so its questionable if they really love each other.


 * The BC cast is no better. They're mean jerks.


 * The Homeworld Gems are now a joke especially YD.


 * Greg is a horrible father


 * This series has no continuity and no story arcs


 * There are still fusions and such. The dances are less sensual and even the fusions are jerks


 * The art is terrible: FlanderizedSU.png


 * Theres some shiptease but not that much


 * Steven doesn't love Connie and vice versa


 * The songs are no longer carefully worked on but theyre random loud and annoying


 * SY is a huge insult to the original


 * Don't watch it

After watching the first episode of SY, the SU fans got extremely irate and made travel plans to CN Studios. They destroyed half of it and let out some of the Crewniverse, but Michael and Aaron did not let them work on SY.


 * dies* 