Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-27844372-20151128194656

This was done before here: http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:279419 so I'm not the first one to do this, but the thread was archived and I found it really funny, so I'm starting my own.

The rules are simple: take any character quote from the show from any character, and put it in a context too make it hilarious! Do as many as you want, but just have fun!

Mine:

Steven: *Pulls milk out of fridge* Peridot, do you think this milk is still good?

Peridot: I don't have time for this! This milk has an expiration date and I'm not going to stick around to find out when! 