Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26062541-20160810021719

The following takes place in a possible reality where the Ruby-force have joined the Crystal Gems.

Doc: LEADER GARNET! We have returned.

Garnet: Hello Doc, glad you came back in one piece.

Doc: No shattered Gems here mam, BUT...there was a problem.

Garnet: Really...was there more than the Corrupted Gem I sensed?

Doc: I believe so, and strangely enough we can't find its gemstone!

Garnet:...excuse me?

Doc: Gemstone, can't find it, SIR!

Garnet:...can I see this being.

[Cut to, a walrus in a bubble]

Walrus: AROO!

Garnet:...that's a walrus.

Doc: Really? I have never heard of that gem type-

Garnet: Ooooooh you sweet little thing, that's...not a corrupted Gem at all, its an indigenous lifeform to this planet. Its babies have mustaches.

Doc: Oh...we-he-ell that makes my follow-up comment more embarassing-

Garnet: How many walruses did you kidnap?

Doc:...all of them. We kidnapped all the walruses mam. Every single one. Partially because we thought they were a threat, but also because they looked cute.

Garnet: *SIGH* All right everyone, its a 1437, let's go bribe some EPA agents.

Amethyst: Ah I remember my first 1437.

Garnet: Except you ATE the Eagle.

Amethyst: Eagle, chicken, same diff! 