Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26568136-20150727211232/@comment-24265044-20150728033629

Greg decided he was going to get to the bottom of this, any way he could. He climbed back in his van, and headed for the nearby fry shop. That weird kid in the back...the one who always saw weird stuff first. He'd know about that sort of stuff. He parked his van right in front and walked to the counter.

Side note: I will do the voices here.

[Peedee] "Hey, Mr. Universe! What can I get you?"

[Greg] "Actually, I need to speak with your brother."

[Peedee] "Okay. RONALDO, COME 'ERE! This guy wants to talk to you!"

[Ronaldo] "Hold on, hold on. Oh, hey there. What do you need?"

[Greg] "You wouldn't happen to have seen weird...stuff...or people...lately?"

[Ronaldo] "Well...I did say this weird person with a green triangle hat."

[Greg] "Really?! Was this person with anyone?!"

[Ronaldo] "Um...well...there was a beefy tan one. And it was beating some weird blue woman."

Big Earth Exposition dump for you. But this is RP. No one has anyone problem with lots of reading.