Talk:Pearl/@comment-27157280-20190124151521

She's finally become Suburban White Mom Pearl, here are expectations for her:
 * Has a minivan with a movie screen
 * Takes her and her girlfriend's kids to soccer on saturday
 * Part of the school PTA
 * Has a starbucks card
 * Shops at Khols and Old Navy
 * Runs a homelife blog
 * Has facebook
 * Only organic for her!
 * Watches reality shows
 * Complains about the house
 * Stay-at-home mom
 * Does yoga
 * Always has snacks on the counter
 * Wants to speak to the manager
 * Unhappy with marriage
 * Can't control her kids
 * Wants a Handicapped permit due to her flu
 * Friends with the cashier at Publix
 * Has a Minions profile picture
 * NEEDS THE LATEST IPHONE.
 * Organizer for Thanksgiving, Christmas, Summer, and Birthday parties
 * Dislikes rap/hip-hop