Talk:Baby Melon/@comment-26528182-20160229125024/@comment-3552681-20160609014854

Baby Melon died for our stems!

Let us remember him through the teachings of St. John Argyropoulos, who died from eating too much watermellon. (Seriously! Google it! Although he's not really a saint.)

Let us pray in the native tounge of our people: WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA! WHA WHA WHA WHA! WHA WHA WAH WAH WHA! WAHMEN!

For the unconverted, pray in the name of Citrullus Lanantus and you shall be saved!