Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26934450-20150828000437/@comment-26934450-20150830025318

Goldensunsheba wrote: What 2.5 isn't good enough for you?

I'm kidding but seriously though I'm your self appointed best friend you can't just leave me! Plus I know where Malachite is, I tried rescuing Lapis a couple of times... but water's really heavy. Ah, I suppose for scum you aren't too bad.

Before we become "friends", let me make this very clear: One of these days I will enslave you and your family when you least expect it. It could be when we're hanging out, or eating doritos, or even when you're brushing your teeth.

Until then though, I need someone to play SSB4 co-op with. Can you main King Dedede well?