Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25465008-20151230195057/@comment-27264322-20160108121918

Chalce gets some firewood and piles them together.

Chalce: First, you do what I just did.

Chalce gets two pieces of firewood and rubs them together and starts fire through friction.

Chalce: Second, you rub two pieces of wood together until they begin to burn.

Chalce throws the 2 burning wood to the pile of firewood and gets the deer and a hard and durable stick and stabs the deer in the mouth and pushes it until the stick goes out of the butt.

Chalce: And you do this.

Chalce puts the deer over the fire while holding the stick.

Chalce: Ta-da! You are currently cooking the deer.