Thread:Jasper the Quartz Gem/@comment-27847292-20160605170004/@comment-28758107-20160606014526

i know its your turn but i couldn't resist this one...

Lapis: "Peridot, in return of Gem Sisterhood, i present to you a gift: Tada!"

Peridot: "I heart U?"

Lapis: "I didn't know how big to make the hole for the head, so i used a watermelon for size! DO YOU LOVE IT?!"

Peridot: "It's really itchy! What is this thing made out of?!"

Lapis: "Eyelashes!"

Peridot: *throws sweater in Lapis's face.

Lapis: *sniff sniff*

Peridot: "Now can i return to my minimum wage duties?"

Jasper: "Not until you present YOUR gift!"

Peridot: "I'll buy the little clod a gumball."

Jasper: "Oh no no no! Peridot! You know the rules! You have to MAKE the gift!"

Peridot: "The only thing i'm making is for the exit..."

Lapis: "Is this any better Peridot? *sniff* I made this one... with my tears... *crying*

Peridot: *sigh*