Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26840812-20151202010805/@comment-25908355-20151202130136

Jet: Okay.

Jet grabs her pen and starts to write.

"Dearest general Spessanite,

We have captured your beloved birds, Charlie and Mary. They are in our custody at the moment.

Please arrive at Shorepoint Alpha (Miami), alone, with no guard escorts. Bring 10000 credits with you if you want your birds intact.

You have 1 day or else we'll turn Charlie and Mary into roast turkey.

Don't try to fool us, we'll know."