Andy DeMayo/Quotes

Season 4
"Wait a minute. Those mysterious constructions, your weird appearance, your strange jewels. I know what you are. You're hippies!"

"I'm an uncle. I can't believe it. Greg, ya little turd, how come you never told me?"

"So which one of these girls is the wife? I gotta give her my condolences, right?"

"You space walnut! You didn't even keep the family name, but you're goin' around, givin' family property out like candy on... some kind of candy-givin'-out holiday?"

"They're illegal aliens! Wha...? You couldn't even marry an American?!"

"Amethyst: Dude, what's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong, ' dude ' . Everything! Can you not see this abomination sittin' right in front of you?!"

"What do you mean you weren't 'technically married'?!"

"It's really somethin' else, you know? Just you and the hum of your engine up in that thin air. No other people, no livin' things around to, uh, keep you company. But, you know, it's not like there's much for me down on the ground these days either, so."

"Steven: Is something wrong? Yeah, something's wrong. You're a mile in the sky, hangin' off a floatin' lady!"

"It just doesn't feel fair. Everything got so different. I wanted everybody to stay the same, but they-they just didn't. Jeez, what am I even doin'? I got an airplane. I could've been visitin' everybody, everywhere they went. I could've known about you. I guess I could've just changed, too, you know?"

"It's no problem. Like they say, family helps family... find mysterious ancient artifacts."