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Yep! She is The Gem God! The Toughest Material on The F-ing Planet! She can cut The earth in half with one clean smack with The back of her hand! She chews The sun as if it was bubble gum! She flipped off Chuck Norris and got away with it! She forcefully had sex with 1 million newly formed gems just cause she felt like it! She eats The fruit flavored hearts of hamsters!