Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26566521-20151209234142/@comment-25908355-20151210130820

Obsidian: Hold your position right here!

The Homeworld region commander puts HQ on the intercom.

HRC: HQ!? Were is my gunship? Were are my reinforcements?!

HQ: Gunship is getting final augmentations. Secondary fire being tested.. Missiles loaded.. Propellers checked--

HRC: HQ my forces need upGRADES not upDATES! Hurry those reinforcements here, we're getting pummled!!

HQ: Copy that. Gunship leaving production line in ETA:-12 minutes. Threat level: 3. Sector status is: "septic".