Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233810-20150117023923/@comment-24376286-20150117151254

Ermagherdz he's so rite m8s!!

But wait m8s...

I haz a theory...

U betr listin carfuly m8s...

Bill Cipher haz 2 eyes.

Bill Cipher also haz one noze.

Do u know wat is 2 - 1???

Dat's rite m8s...

Three.

There r 3 sidez in a illuminati symbol.

Which MEANS...

-- ΔΔILLUMINATI CONFIRMEDΔΔ  ( Talk ) Bill Cipher is ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!! -- ΔΔILLUMINATI CONFIRMEDΔΔ  ( Talk )



BOOM!

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But seriously, enough joking time m8s.

Back to the serious theory.

My theory is...

She was originally a gem, like Pearl, most likely from space. Like she was a refuggee or something from a Gem War (was there even a war?) Anyways, she came from outer space. But as she crashed on her descent to Earth, and landed on New Mexico, which became known as the Roswell Incident. After that, she was captured by (guess who) The CIA and the whole incident was buried in cover-ups and conspiracies. They erased her memory (don't know how's that possible) and she was experimented on, like they forced her to fuse with... pretty much every living thing. Afterwards, she was trained as a spy or something. Then she was sent to Beach City, to monitor Steven, with fake names, fake parents and fake indentities.

Well, I guess that answers questions #2 and #3.

For #1, her gem is (like what Coaley said above) most likely positioned at her back.

For the fourth question...that's a hard one. It's too complex. I can't explain it all here.