Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-3965346-20170630025507/@comment-27774710-20170708233145

Just a sarcastic boy wrote: what if the episode is about ronaldo trying to invade the crystal temple, sneaking into Garnet's room and accidentally freeing ALL of the bubbled gems? I'd just hate him even more. and Then Steven Is So Sad he Cries so much that he floods the Temple and heals all the corrupted Gems, except poor Centi, and the Tounge monster Because of Steven's Love and Peridot Not Living in the Temple.or he has a terrible cough and spits on all of their gems, and if they do all heal(except centi) we see Jasper Try to lead all the Uncorrupted gems against Steven, but they all attack her instead then All the corrupted gems move to the Barn, The Return Trio Meet Up All Together for the first time Instead of Individually, and Lapis Tries to destroy Jasper after Alone at Sea and Room for Ruby. but instead they decide to be Malachite for the next few months, and Peridot is forever a Virgin untill then. then All the Gems get crowded and want to live  somewhere else so They Turn the barn into a new temple with rooms for all the uncorrupted and Gems and The Original Barn Mates, but then Lapis and Peridot miss eachother so they decide to Moveback into theoriginal Barn while the uncorrupted temple stays in the valleys of the Beta Kindergarten but then They star tto mis the barn so the Desert glass moves the uncorrupted tempe to Behind the barn like the beach house and then Leggy, Being Left Behind and betrayed by her best friend Navy Falls into the barn and Joins the Crystal Temps, then the Heaven Beetle and Earth Beetle miss their Homes so they convince Steven and Garnet to bring their Homes Into the Barn. And Then Yellow Diamond Comes to Earth ith Blue and White Diamond wondering why the Cluster Hasn't Emereged and They Form a Giant Mecha without Legs. So The Crystal Gems Form Alexandrite but They are still To Small so in a Moment of Bravery Steven Fuses with them To Form The Temple Fusion, but it's Still Not enough Lapis Peridot(First fusion you CLOD) and Jasper, Form (for Convenience JPL) JPL but it's Not enough so they Fuse with he Temple Fusionm into GAPSJPL but it's not enough so all the uncorrupted Gems fuse with, Them into a Extremly Giant woman, but they aren't strong enough so in a moment of bravery Bismuth fuses with them and MEGA GIANT WOMAN is still too small, and Then Connie Goes into Lion's mane to get the Off Colors, who fuse with Them To Make them even Bigger Connie also Fuses with Them, But still as tall as EXTREME GIANT WOMAN is she stil was knocked over, finally in one last moment of Bravery Leggy fuses with Them and COLLOSAL GIANT WOMAN Grabs the Mecha and Throws it into the Moon, the mecha explodes on Impact shattering Blue and Yellow Instantly, but White Comes Back to Earth and to give one last blow but then COLLOSAL GIANT WOMAN steps on her shattering her.

and all that happend because Ronaldo Released the Corrupted Gems, Good Job Ronaldo you saved Earth

But wait COLLOSAL Giant woman Becomes Poer Hungry she Goes to the Zoo and Fuses with the Famethyst and then SUPER COLLOSAL GIANT WOMAN GOES TO HOMEWORLD and Fuses with te Topazes and Rubies OR DEATH she also threatened Holly Blue. She Then Fused With The Zircons and the Now Ownerless Pearls. So SUPER MEGA COLLOSAL GIANT WOMAN Then Splits the Earth in Half to Fuse ithe The Cluster Then she Tapes the Earth Back together. so  EXTREME SUPER MEGA COLLOSAL GIANT WOMAN also Known as Seraphinite becomes the new Ruler of The Universe, Until she has to eat then Pearl will Ruin Everything.

Once again Thanks Ronaldo, and your welcome for the story too crazy to be true.