Keystone Motel/Transcript

[Int. Steven's Room]

(Pearl is seen warping to the temple, and when Steven talks to her, she flinches.)

Steven: Pearl! Where have you been? (Runs to Pearl)

Pearl: Ugh, looking for Peridot! For a few days straight... Steven, I know I might have, disappointed, all of you. I know Garnet is very upset with me, but I'm going to prove to her that she can trust me again!

(Garnet walks through Steven's door.)

Pearl: Oh! Garnet! I was just looking for Peridot! She's bound to be somewhere, right? Any new ideas?

(Garnet says nothing, and walks right past her.)

Pearl: I'm sorry...

(Garnet stops walking, and Greg's voice is heard from far away, and he runs through the door.)

Greg: Who wants to go in a road trip?!

(The Gems blankly stare at him.)

Greg: Umm... Is this a bad time?

Garnet: *Walks to Greg* No. Please continue.

Greg: Well I gotta drive over to the next state; Keystone.

Pearl: You mean the Keystone state?

Greg: Right, the state named Keystone. I met a guy on an internet message board who's selling car wash brushes for real cheap! I just gotta meet in Keystone and pick em' up!

Steven: I don't like those brushes, they feel weird on your fur.

Greg: Well, do you like motels?

Steven: Probably!

Greg: Think you'd like to stay at a motel with your favorite dad?

Steven: I don't know if you're my favorite dad...

Greg: What? Huh... Oh you kidder! Come here!

(Steven jumps into Greg's arms)

Steven: I can't wait to get room service!

Greg: You're thinking of a hotel, we're going to a motel. It will have a pool and free ice, and it's right next to the "Best diner in the world"!

Garnet: I'm coming too.

Pearl: What?

Steven: *Gasps* Even Better!

Greg: *Whispering* Hey, Garnet, I know I've been talking this place up, but it ain't exactly the Ritz.

Garnet: I'll be the judge of that.

Greg: Well in that case.. Road trip!

Steven: ROAD TRIP!

Garnet: *Nods head* Road trip.

Pearl: Wonderful! I'll make sure Amethyst knows-

(Garnet walks out the door.)

Pearl: Ugh... Well fine, Goodbye!

Steven: This is going to be fun! Right dad?

[Int. Greg's Van]

(Steven is seen sleeping, Greg is tired, and Garnet is wide awake.)

[Int. Keystone Motel]

Greg: Another great thing about motels, (Opens room door.) you can drive right up to your door!

(Steven gasps in awe as they look at the room)

Steven: I'm going to swim in the pool! Order a movie! Get free ice! It's gonna' be great!

Greg: Not before we check for bedbugs, it isn't.

(Garnet enters, grumbling)

Greg: Good news! We're bugless!

(Greg's cell phone buzzes)

Greg: Oh! That's my cue. Hey, do you mind holding down the fort until I get back?

(Garnet's hands twitch, she gives a thumbs up with her left hand.)

Greg: Great. I'm going to see a man about a tunnel brush. An internet man... If I'm not in an hour, call the police.

Steven: Okay! Bounce with me Garnet! *Jumps on bed* O-or we could look at brochures. Ooh, Keystone Caverns....

Garnet: Calm down.

Garnet: I don't feel like forgiving Pearl!

Garnet: I don't understand, you must.

Garnet: If you're not going to listen then you can just go!

(Garnet de-fuses into Ruby & Sapphire)

Sapphire: We must move past this Ruby.

Ruby: She lied to us so we'd form Sardonyx! She tricked us; don't you feel used?

Steven: Ruby! Sapphire! I-

Sapphire: You're choosing to take it personally.

Ruby: It's fusion, Sapphire! What's more personal to us then fusion?!

Sapphire: I know, you're still upset.

Ruby: Oh, so it's just me?

Sapphire: Of course not. Can't you see I'm completely engulfed in rage?

Ruby: Well it doesn't feel like it. (Starts stomping her foot)

Sapphire: *Starts to float* The sooner we forgive Pearl, the better it will be for us all. *Floats onto the bed*

Ruby: You're. Not. As. Above this. As you think you are! *Grunts in anger*

Sapphire: Yes, I am.

(Ruby paces around the room and gets even more angry.)

Sapphire: You can't stay angry with her forever.

Ruby: Wanna bet?

(The carpet starts to steam up.)

Sapphire: Ruby, the carpet.

(Ruby looks down and sees the carpet burning.)

Ruby: You... Can't even... Argh!

(Ruby runs out of the room, slamming the door shut.)

Steven: Nice to... see you again...?

Sapphire: Nice to see you too.

(Steven walks outside in his bathing suit, and walks towards the pool, where he sees Ruby pacing around angrily.)

Steven: Hey, Ruby! You wanna swim in the pool?

Ruby: It's fusion, Steven! It's like Sapphire doesn't even care! And were supposed to be the "Bigger Gem" about this! We're always the "Bigger Gem"! Well not this time! Not about this!

Steven: Come on, why don't you come cool down in the pool? *Jumps in the pool*

Ruby: I don't need to "cool down".

Steven: Come on, Ruby! The water's nice!

Ruby: Why does she always act like I'm being ridiculous? *Walks to the bottom of the pool and continues pacing* Just because she wants to be... (Words muffled by water)

Steven: Uhh, Ruby? You made a warm spot... Aah! A hot spot! Boiling!!! *Steven turns red, and quickly climbs out of the pool and starts panting* Uhh... I'm gonna go back to the room...

(Steven walks back into a frozen room, and turns blue.)

Steven: Phew... *Shivering* Sapphire?

Sapphire: Hello, Steven.

Steven: A-Are you... d-d-doin' ok?

Sapphire: I'm. Fine. (Frost forms on the wall behind her.)

Steven: Ok... *Jumps on bed* Wanna watch TV together?

Sapphire: Sure.

Steven: Huh... The channels are all the wrong numbers... Hey... Can you use your future powers to predict what channel I'll love the most?

Sapphire: Hmm... 43. But there's not much on.

(Steven switches to the channel, and covers himself in the blankets, as Sapphire freezes more of the wall.)

Steven: Hey, Sapphire?

Sapphire: Even if I do, Ruby won't listen.

Steven: Huh?

Sapphire: You're going to say I should talk to Ruby, but it won't help.

Steven: B-But she seems really upset.

Sapphire: That doesn't matter. We can't stay mad at Pearl forever, and she can't stay mad at me forever, and then she'll come back and see that I'm right.

Steven: A-A-Are you sure?

Sapphire: I can see the path of fate, as it stretches towards the horizon, Ruby can't avoid the inevitable. She's just letting her emotions get out of hand.

Steven: N-N-Not you though?

Sapphire: No. *More of Sapphire's bed freezes*

Steven: I'm... Going to the bathroom... *Walks into bathroom*

Sapphire: Also inevitable.

Steven: Uhh... Sapphire? The toilet's frozen...

Sapphire: Such is fate.

Steven: Am I fated to pee outside in the grass too? *Walks outside, and shuts door*

Sapphire: Yes.

Steven: Keystone state...

(The headlights on Greg's van shine on Steven, and the van parks.)

Greg: Hey, Stooball, I brought dinner! *Holds up pizza box*

Steven: Hey dad, How did it go?

Greg: Well, he wasn't an axe-murderer, so that was good. What are you doing outside in your bathing suit? And where's Garnet?

(Greg looks in the room, and sees Sapphire sitting on the bed.)

Sapphire: He's not going to like that it's square...

(Greg closes the door and goes back outside)

(PLEASE STOP EDITING THIS UNTIL I'M DONE! -LiviTheTepig)