Thread:Ronaldo Smith/@comment-26450183-20151006210126

The Crystal Gems warp to a green, leavey jungle with a large crumbly temple in the middle of it, leaning ->

Connie: -idot, stop it! Stop pinching me!

Peridot: Haha! Humans are so weak!

Connie: You think I'm weak? See this sword, right here?

(Connie holds the sword into the air)

Connie: I could poof you right now, if I wanted to!

Steven: Hey, hey! Cut it out you two! We agreed that this mission, the very first mission all together, would be a special one. Now, no arguing. Besides, there are more important things to do than arguing. Right, Garnet?

Garnet: Yes, what Steven said.

Peridot: Yeah, yeah.. Whatever.

Connie: Ergg.. (Sigh) Steven.. How long will we be here, with.. Her.

Steven: Few hours.

Connie: Wonderful.. Absolutely wonderful.

(Garnet starts walking ahead, Pearl hurrying trying to catch up)

Steven: Hey, wait up!

(Steven holds Connie hand, and they start running towards her as Peridot jumps on Steven's back)

Garnet: stop...

Steven: What?

Garnet: Stop. Don't move a muscle. Don't make a sound.

Steven: Wh-

Garnet: steven!

(Steven, while holding Connie's hand with Peridot on his back, and the rest of the Gems wait there, very patiently, waiting for something to happen when they here a loud sound coming from the jungle)

???: Ooo ooo, AHH AHH!

???: Ahh, ooo ooo ooo!

(The leaves on the top of the trees start shaking violently and leaves start falling down when Steven notices something.. Monkeys!)

Peridot: What are those?

Steven: Shh.. (whispering) they are monkeys.

Peridot: (whispering) what do they do?

Steven: (whispering) I don't know.. monkey things, I guess.

(The leaves stop shaking, the screaming stops, and there are no more visible monkeys)

Connie: That was so cool! I never got to see actual monkeys before! I only saw them on shows, and movies.

Peridot: These "monkay" creatures you speak of-

Connie: Monkeys, not monkays.

Peridot: Yeah, yeah sure. What do they do?

Steven: Well, they are animals. They eat, drink, and sleep just like humans.

Connie: The evolution theory is based on how monkeys are almost too similar to humans. It theorizes that in the prehistoric ages, people were a lot like monkeys. They have similar facial features similar to us, their hands are almost exactly like ours, and personality and creativity like humans.

Peridot: You think that those things were humans? HAHAHA! I thought.. Heheh.. I thought humans were stupid.. But really? I didn't know they could be this stupid! HAHAHA!

Connie: You think I'm stupid, I am the one with the sword, remember? You can't do a thing without your limb advancements!

Peridot: They are limb enhancers! I'd love to see you try and fight me with my limb enhancers on! You'd be shriveled to the ground!

Garnet: Stop! Both of you! We invited you two on this mission because we thought you were responsible! This type of behavior is unacceptable!

Connie: Yes, ma'am.. I am sorry.

Peridot: Yeah, I guess so.

Steven: Yay! Make up time! Okay, so now what? 