Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-3965346-20150417011559/@comment-26812261-20150424013517

Dude's personality caught me off guard. I was expecting something like:

"No, I'm actually a gem-couple fused into a single entity, therefore we're not looking for a relationship."

"...That seems reasonable :)" and then he runs off and falls for Peridot or something.

"Why yes, human, we can... 'date' (whatever that is). All I ask for in return is as much plutonium as you can spare.  Also your car." And then it's all "To be continued!"

This was good too though.