Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20150813144404/@comment-25908355-20150818104306

Military advisor: Ma'am, we have some bad news.

Iolite: What happened?

Military advisor: Onyx was captured on Vega Prime.

Iolite: WHAT?!

Military advisor: Yeah..

Iolite: How did he get there!?

Military advisor: It.. Went there on its own accord.

Iolite: How could he be so dumb to fly to a planet WHICH IS ON LOCKDOWN?!