Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26450183-20150710001614/@comment-25908355-20150713113712

Sard was the owner of a research company on Homeworld, which experimented with things that ranged from genetic testing to time-travel, to parallel dimensions. Every few days some new test subjects arrive, but since Sard is too busy with research, they are greeted by a few pre-recorded messages registered by him.

''Recorded message #1: Greetings, workers, soldiers, fellow scientists, you are here because you have the proper traits to help expand our knowledge of the universe! By being... test dummies.. Don't worry, it's far better than it sounds! And it's probably even better than sleeping on the park bench we found you on. Anyways, you probably met eachother on the car-ride over, so let me introduce myself.. *cough* I am head proffessor Sard! CEO of Agate Research Labs, whoom you've probably heard of because of our great technology, that somehow other people manage to steal from us.. Like Silver Labs... WHO CAN SUCK MY BANKRUPT CO- Oh, right.. Well, anyways.. Yeah, I own this place! Obviously, I will be unable to supervise every single test, so.. You'll have to make do with these pre-recorded messages! Okay, now that you know what you're getting into, onwards to the first test chamber!''