Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26517062-20150622165028

ok so unlike most people; i think ronaldo's chill but idk why. of course, not as chill as garnet (no one ever will be so don't even try) but yay for adorable nerds.

also also my theory is that he is actually the yellow diamond and he came to earth ; to poison potatos so that everyone has short term memory loss!!!!! he is besties with peridot and jasper; and he was waiting for them to come the whole time :0

jk my real theory is that he has a small crush on lars (fanfic time!!!) 