Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26941552-20151228002147/@comment-26941552-20160103223048


 * The clam that BP is stuck in is picked up by a human

Human: Cool! I found a clam! I wonder what's inside...


 * He opens the clam and he is kicked in the face and scratched by BP

Human: Hey! What the-


 * BP breaks the humans arm and summons her claws

BP: Thats the last time I ever let a human get the best of me! You will never poof me!

HUman: Ow! What do you mean?What are you!

BP: Well Im a-


 * Everyone at the beach stares at BP.

BP: What? Dumb humans...


 * She jumps into the sky and lands at the scientist lab

BP: Not more dumb single form humans...