Talk:Butt Lobster/@comment-25725945-20150510045721

I must edit this to say:

"Though it's backstory is primarily unknown, it's backstory has been hinted at constantly throughout the show. It's presumed that the crustation war of 2014 drove this lobster to insanity and grew a fetish for clinging onto body parts wich create cleavage. Its wife could no longer bare with his outbreaks and thus was kicked out of the pile of rocks, which is his house. After days of wandering and loneliness, it found a temple submerged under water. It could never get in, however, it wasn't bothered thanks to the beauty inside the temple. "

"However, one day was different. It woke with a start thanks to the light of a large blue beam. It shielded it's eyes and started to swim away, however, it was sucked back thanks to the temple collapsing. Throughout all the chaos, it made a subconcious decision to cling on to the butt of Pearl, and was warped to the crystal temple. After being kicked out of the temple, it likely went to a psychologist, and has sorted out it's problems. The lobster is now a successful buisness man who owns the biggest, best selling corporation in all the sea. He is remarried with his wife, and even has a child."

However, if I did this, I would get blocked indefinitely. So no.