Thread:Lapras Lazuli/@comment-26887959-20150822132908/@comment-26887959-20150825223011

I have no patience whatsoever for things that run slowly.

I almost literally choked to death once, I'd just put a jaffa cake in my mouth but before I could chew it my mum did something to make me laugh so I breathed in an I had the whole jaffa cake stuck down my throat. I couldn't breath for ages and when I finally choaked out the jaffa cake I couldn't speak without really hurting my throat for a month.