Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25772387-20150809133355/@comment-26449336-20150813015550

Sard: Both of you are buzzkill. One says "Wait up", the other extinguishes the last bit of enthusiasm you have. Ugh. I just want to slit White's throat and be done! Pulls out a switchblade

White Diamond: Wait... don't I know you from somewhere?

Sard: Mockingly bows  White Diamond, I am happy to offer myself to your experimentaions for the glory of Homeworld. I am willing to partake in any expirement you find me useful in. I belong to the Diamond Authority, and live to serve Homeworld, and the Three Diamonds. ''Stands up and grins broadly. ''That's what I said before you made me test Yellow Diamond's new toy, remember? It's me, Sard! I'm that one criminal who's been wanted since I left this dump and sliced your scientists into strips. Granted I only chopped up four. Anyways, why ae we waiting?