Talk:Jasper/@comment-26869658-20150814224651

Hello, everyone! Time for Evil Soup, part 2!

J: I should of listened to that worker!

After a brief moment of calculating, Jasper smiled.

J: Hey, voice!

V: What?

J: I need to tell you something about snakes: You never no when they're gonnna strike!

After saying this, she kicked down the left wall, knocking down the cans.

V: Oh, no! My beautiful walls! Get back here so I can pound your face in!

The voice folllowed Jasper a few iasles down, then cornered her.

V: Time to get my revenge on you, victim G4. Never come down my iasle again!

J: No, I'm too old to die! Please, please!

W: Oh, hello mam. Just punch the voice- it'll totally kill it.

With this known, her fist swung back, then forward, and powie! the voice was dead. Jasper headed home, on the phone with her lawyer. THE END.