Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-3965346-20150417011559/@comment-25442014-20150417151524

Jaydom Studios wrote: MegaLazulite wrote: you never know connie might be a gem in disguise and her parents are actually advanced gem tech robots (it's something) I have literally suspected that since she started hanging out with a fatso whos only skill is that he can somehow eat a pizza slice in under a second. Oh right he also has access to the only Crystal Gems on Earth too. oh yes because it's not like Steven saved THE ENTIRE PLANET by getting the ocean back or single-handedly stopped Lapis' waterclones who could overpower EVEN GARNET. oh and he definitely didn't save the gems from the gem warship with his shield or BREAK THEM OUT OF SPACE JAIL, right?

yeah

his only skill is eating a pizza slice in under a second

totally