Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26808654-20150517230118/@comment-3571637-20150624214814

How were we oblivious!

This is a thread, thread is six letters. Six starts with the letter S.

Connie is six letters, Sandwich is eight letters, six+eight is fourteen. The fourteenth letter is N.

We type on threads with our hands. Each hand has five fingers, and the fifth letter is E.

I've looked at this thread exactly fifteen times. The fifteenth letter is O.

Each post on a thread is a part of the thread. They both start with P.

Connie performs the action of "Liking" to the sandwiches. IT STARTS WITH L.

When I figured out all these things, I said, EEEEK! EEEEK starts with E.

Thus, as shown above, I've concluded that we are being completely controlled by the Sneople. ITS SO OBVIOUS.