Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26840812-20150811015925/@comment-9434717-20150814012803

Graphite: Well, we're-


 * He is interrupted by a brisk slap to the face*

Emerald: -Here to smash you into the ground!


 * Emerald summoned "his" weapon, an iron Machete*

Graphite: Uh, yeah!


 * Graphite summoned a small throwing hammer*