Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25772387-20150806032504/@comment-26449336-20150806224413

(I'm back now!)

Argon: Wah! Ducks for cover

Sard: Turns back to normal

Argon: Jumps into the air Huzzah!

Sard: Collapses to her knees and faceplants, her cracked gem exposed.