Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26895456-20150722022706/@comment-25908355-20150723103430

The interrogator enters.

Interrogator: Well, Iolite. You have two ways. My way, where you tell me where the gems went, and your way, where you don't tell me.

Iolite: I'm not telling you a thing!

Interrogator: That's what I feared.. Assistant!

His assistant enters the room.

Interrogator: Plyers please.

Iolite's mind: Oh shi-