Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25000617-20160803191212

You guys got to see what it would be like if the makers of Teen Titans No took over SU (Staven Yooniverse), but I got another idea for a bad SU spinoff.........

After running for five consecutive succesful seasons, Cartoon Network didn't give a crap about how awesome the show Steven Universe was because it only cared about Teen Titans Go. Because of this, CN cancelled SU, much to the fans' ire. The other CN shows were kept, but each show got one episode a day and the rest was TTG.

The Crewniverse were kicked out of CN studios, but they wanted to continue SU. They tried giving it to Nickelodeon, but when Nickelodeon decided they wanted to take it over, the Crewniverse ran away. They tried Disney XD (since regular Disney channel is just bad sitcoms), but they only allowed Disney originals. They tried Discovery Family, but when Hasbro offered to make lots of toys, the Crewniverse ran away. (they would be competing against MLP and well...)

The Crewniverse were desperate. They needed a channel. Just when they were out of hope, guess who showed up? Not Sprout, not Nick Jr, not Disney Jr, but PBS Kids. They offered to continue SU. The Crewniverse was in doubt, but they accepted. It was also announced that the Jim Henson Company would be co-producing SU from now on.

Since then, there have been MAJOR changes:
 * The show was renamed Steven's Universe StevenUniversePreschoolShow.png
 * The show was changed to 3D
 * Instead of having tons of feels, SU is way too happy and peppy.
 * The show is now rated TV-Y, and has the E/I symbol in the corner. It is now educational, and all the innuendos are gone (Wiener in Hand, Meat Beat Mania, etc.), and there's no scary backstories, or weapons.
 * The show now teaches educational concepts. They teach kids about rocks and minerals, and also about space, while also providing moral lessons.
 * The CGs are still there, but there are NO fusions, and Garnet isn't a thing because they are homophobes, and its just Ruby and Sapphire. Also, the gems have sexes. (Remember the two mommies episode from Postcards from Buster? Since then, it doesn't air ever!)
 * Lapis is now a CG
 * Rose isn't dead, because reasons. Also, Pearl isn't super gay for her and is instead her best friend. Ruby and Sapphire are BFFs too, as are Peridot, Amethyst, and Lapis.
 * Steven is now 5 years old instead of 14, and he lives with his mom and dad, and Pearl, Ruby, Sapphire, Amethyst, Peridot, Lapis, Bismuth, and Lion.
 * Connie is 5, too, and she and Steven have no romantic attraction WHATSOEVER.
 * The characters are so annoying.
 * Kevin, Lars, and Marty aren't jerks.
 * Lars and Sadie aren't in love.
 * Ronaldo doesn't make theories.
 * They sing way too many songs, and instead of being carefully worked and composed, they are random, loud, and annoying.
 * There's no monsters.
 * The Homeworld Gems exist, so does Homeworld, but the big problem back there was a teeny argument between the CGs, and the HGs.
 * the Homeworld Gems will get instantly redeemed.
 * There's no YD villain song.
 * The biggest problems in the show will be teeny arguments.
 * The plots are always the same.
 * Don't watch it.

After watching the first episode of Steven's Universe on their local PBS stations, the fans got FURIOUS and made travel plans to their local PBS stations, and blew them all up. *dies*

Well, that's preschool SU. What should I do next? Annoying sitcom SU Adult show SU  