Thread:Jasper the Quartz Gem/@comment-27847292-20160605170004

(Since the other one was necropost)

Yellow Pearl: Finally after all these years im gonna find out what makes a DogNut taste so good! The secret formula for a DogNut is...a pinch of sugar...

Sadie: Yellow Pearl! Wait!

Yellow Pearl: Three teaspoons of chopped onions...

Sadie: I'm warnin' ya!

Yellow Pearl: A cup of love...

Sadie: Don't do it!

Yellow Pearl: Mixed with the most important ingredient of all...four heaping pounds of...! *turns page*...Salt?!? *turns to Sadie*

Sadie: I warned ya.

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Yellow Pearl: AAAAAAAAAAA *runs away from Big Donut* 