Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26484959-20150709025924

After re-re-re-re-re-re watching Onion Trade, I theorized that Onion may be hiding more secrets than we think. Here are the big ones:

1. Voice. While Onion has been shown to speak gibberish to his father before, we have never heard him speak English before. In the episode "The Return", Onion is shown to be one of Steven's contacts on his phone. This means not only can Onion talk, but Steven himself has heard him. So I wondered: Why does he never speak in public? Maybe he has an embarassing girly voice or something*. Just spitballin'.

2. Personality. Onion may be the most evil human on the show, but why? Perhaps he was abandoned by his mother (cough cough Vidalia) at a young age and has suffered from depression ever since, causing him to bully everyone he meets. I know it's kinda farfetched, but it could be plausible.

These are the ones I thought of. As always, feel free to post your thoughts in the comments.

*Or maybe he has ''onion breath! Ehh? Ehh? I'm terrible at this.'' 