Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-4224349-20140918235552/@comment-26233810-20140924025350

I waited so long I ate a school bus! (cops break the door down) IT WAS BECAUSE OF LIFE! (jumps out window and lands in tiny clown car and drives) OH DANG IT I DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE!! (runs over Steven, killing him. Garnet, Amythest, and Pearl try to blow up my clown car so I throw bananas at them which kill them) I LIKE BANANAS! (tries to drive into the sunset but instead drives into the ocean)