Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26593284-20150908224800/@comment-9434717-20150909233406

(Ello guis. Prepare for Calcite to be changed, probably for the better  in my opinion. )

Calcite: Okay, so if I keep heading south...


 * Rustling in le bush

Calcite: What the? Reveal yourself!


 * Two figures hop out of the bush

Calcite: Erm, who are you?

Emerald: I'm Emerald, and this is Rookie, and we're gonna clobber you!

Calcite: ''Emerald.... Rookie... Boss and Rookie?''

Calcite: If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get!

Emerald: HAH! Too bad for you! You're outnumbered!


 * Summoning of a large hammer and two spears commences

Emerald: Rookie, smash 'em!

Graphite: Will do, boss!


 * Calcite dodges as the last second, as Rookie hits a few tree branches as he hits the ground. A few bees come out of the tree

Calcite: Ha! You might want to look behind you.

Emerald: What the... What are those small insects with pointy bits? Why are they... ROOKIE RUN!

Graphite: Wha- AH! THEY'RE ON ME!


 * As Rookie Turns to run away, his hammer hits Calcite in the head. Calcite is knocked out.