Steven Universe (character)/Quotes

Season 1
"I summoned my weapon by eating ice cream!"

"""Cookie Cat Crystal Combo powers... ACTIVATE!"

"I'm gonna save these forever! Right after I eat this one." "Ah, sunset. My favorite time of the day... The sun goes down and the second sun gets bigger and bigger in the sky..."

"It's like a Dad Museum!"

"No, have you seen my pants? They're also very important."

"I can't just start listening now, I'd be lost! Just like my pants..."

"THAT'S UNUSUAL!!"

"I wear the pants in this relationship!"

"As soon as I bared my butt, I knew he'd crack." "I just turned all my fingers into cats!"

"No more cat fingers! I want Steven fingers! ... And I don't mean little me heads on fingers, I mean my REGULAR fingers!"

"Hi! My name is Steven!" "I'm a member of the Crystal Gems. We fight monsters and protect humanity and stuff."

"Definitely... Always... Never do it!"

"I need to be standing or else it doesn’t work."

"Serious Steven... ACTIVATE!" "It's not so bad once you get used to it!"

""Oh Steven, I told you before not to take peanut butter on missions!""

""I'm not going to say anything, but I expect you to understand that was wrong.""

"He was the wildest cat in the jungle... So wild that the other cats couldn't take it! So she—I mean he—went to look for somewhere he fit in... Somewhere with other people who felt misunderstood."

"So, you from around here? I'm just here on business... I really like your pink fur. You're like the cotton candy of the jungle! I always wanted an animal friend, but I thought it'd be like a goldfish... Or a dinosaur! But I guess fate had other plans for Steven Universe... and his best friend Lion."

"Yay, Lion!"

"Welcome to a wonderland of funtronic gameventions!"

"What is Opal?"

"So, when you fuse, do you turn into a GIANT giant woman, or just a regular sized giant woman?"

"All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman!"

"I just can't believe you guys are like a bazillion years old! How do you find a cake big enough for all that many candles?"

"But a boy on the cusp of manhood can't spend the whole day whackering..."

"Pearl, do you like pie?"

"Will you help me into my Birthday Suit?"

"This is why I get up in the morning!"

"What do you know about my mom?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM! But I do know she saw beauty in everything! Even in stuff like this, and even in jerks like you!"

"NOOOOOO! I'll save you, television! Hyah! *straining*"

"Try to act like a rich duck." "Fire Salt! Burn! Burn people!"

"None of you are the handsome one! I'M the handsome one!"

"They don't have any arms!" "Why do I never ask follow up questions? Who will teach little Stevie, now?"

"I'm gonna bring the ocean back... or get really thirsty trying."

"I can't believe Lapis would do this. Gems shouldn't fight each other."

"Lapis, I'm coming up to see you, so please don't drown me."

"No prob, Bob."

"Pearl: I almost got us killed! I'm used to it."

"That kinda sounds like the opposite of truth..."

"Stevenbomb!"

"Garnet learned a valuable lesson that day: that true strength is about more than just how many mountains you can punch in half."

"I think you can stop being such a dink to Ronaldo."

"I think you're pretty great..."

"Connie: So... what did you think of the ending? Uh, I thought it was on page 917?"

"Maybe when Peridot gets to Earth, she'll see how nice all the people are, and she won't want to hurt anyone." "But this is my home, and you're all my family! I'm... I'M A CRYSTAL GEM TOO!"

Season 2
"I have to protect you, what if somehow you get hurt? What do I do? I don't want that for you."

"Pizza rain! ...But no pizza clouds..." "Is that a reference to something?"

"Wow! I didn't know you wanted to be an actor!"

"Jamie..."

"You gotta take this online quiz: "Which Crying Breakfast Friend Are You?"!"

"Are you insecure about your relationships and how you're perceived by other people?"

"Wow, I want four legs too!"

"She got poofed again!"

"You can converse with me!"

"Is it weird I'm getting numb to this?" "Does that new form... hurt you?"

"Don't forget the best part!"

"Steven has an idea!"

"You should train Connie to sword fight, she's already so good!"

"Ms. Knight."

"Can we talk for a moment?" "Well, Connie is taking sword-fighting lessons from Pearl but I think it's getting a little too serious. She wants Connie to do all this dangerous stuff for me... !"

"You wouldn't have happened to see Connie, would you?"

"Connie... ! I don't want you to do this anymore! Not alone!"

"If you're the one protecting me... Then who's the one protecting you!?"

"Some day soon we may be fighting some really bad guys, and when that day comes, I wanna fight with you! Together! So please... Won't you share this jam with me?"

"If Connie's going to fight, we're going to fight together!"

"Safety is no punchline, Pearl." ""Sleep is a curse, and yet a curse I need to live." — Steven Universe."

"Okay, thanks."

"Lion, are you okay?"

"Wow! You're so articulated!"

"Are you gonna smash stuff with your war hammer?"

"Square pizza!? What's wrong with this crazy state!?"

"I was so happy when Garnet said she was gonna come on this trip with me and Dad... Home's been awful! Here's been awful! I thought you wanted to have a fun time but-- Everyone's been acting awful too! It - It just came with us. I don't understand! Is it... is it me..?"

"Wait... I can't eat such a perfect sandwich all on its own! It needs a side! ...But what?"

"This is really weird!"

"You're Onion's MOM!?"

"Why do you hate food?"

"Okay, thanks for dinner, time to go, right Amethyst?"

"Uh, cool shopping cart."

"You have a little mousie roommate friend!"

"You want me to feed our little friend to this snake, huh?"

"Sorry, we all got to eat."

"I... can't!"

"Cool hospital setting."

"Hey, that's your mom! ...What's she getting ready for?"

"Ah! Wait! What's going on!?" "Hah, yeah! We'll see!"

"That sounds like some strange math... But I'm ready!"

"Good morning!"

"We found a seeeecret way to track you, and we'll never tell you how even if you ask nicely. MYAH."

"Have a great weekend! I mean, I hope her weekend is not so great..."

"At least Pearl's optimistic."

"It's more of a greenhouse then a spaceship."

"Pearl says: "You're the dull one if you think you can fly this wreck!""

"Thanks Amethyst... !"

"I caught a Peridot!"

"Keep your hands off my Connie!"

"Barb! I knew you delivered mail but I didn't know you delivered Sadie!"

"Awwww! You're like... an angry little slice of pie!"

"Wait! I have a better idea that doesn't involve destroying the house!"

"You're wrong! If pearls are really like you say they are, then Pearl isn't common at all! She trained herself to fight! She learned how to build things! And she works hard every day to be greater than she already is! That's not common; that's amazing!"

"Because dad, I can't stay a kid forever, when Connie grows up and becomes president what is that gonna make me? First Boy?!"

Season 3
"No it's just...these things. We can't just leave their gems out there. They're gonna form again later. If I could just bubble them then they'd be safe."

"I've got you! You've got this! We've all got . . . each other!"

"Ready Freddy?"

"No, those are cars. They make a lot of smog though. You'd like it in Jersey. The people here seem to hate the Earth, too."

"Yeah, but nothing is still on Earth. Everything's always changing-leaves, cities, even Jersey changes. My dad says the rest stops used to be pretty gross, but now they have sushi. This isn't the same world that held you prisoner, not anymore, and I know it doesn't feel like home but maybe that can change, too."

"Cards are a great way to tell someone something if you can't be face to face with them! ..or if they don't wanna see your face."

"Ta-da! Welcome to Funland!"

"We'll just have to maintain a healthy lifestyle in hopes we grow before the end of the season."

"Do you know what this means? You can open really tight jars. You can remove staples without a staple remover. You can open doors without having to touch them after you wash your hands."

"Ooh! I'm naked!"

"Maybe it's running...from itself?"

"Sorry, Sadie. That's just Amethyst being Amethyst... by not being Amethyst..."

"Everybody always tells me how great Mom was. I just don't feel like I can ever measure up to her."

"That's just what Jasper thinks! She's the only one who thinks that you should be like her! Stop trying to be like Jasper. You're nothing like Jasper! You're like me! Because we're both not like anybody! And yeah, it sucks. But at least I've got you. And you've got me. So stop leaving me out of this."

"What? No signal? Come on, I'm right by a satellite!"

Season 4
"Amethyst: It didn't land. Pick it back up, pick it back up!"

"But you didn't mean to hurt him! I know what it's like. Sometimes, you hurt people by accident. Y-you just have to try not to think about it."

"You said you were always trying to make him happy. Did he even know he was making you sad?"

"Okay nobody's gonna say it? She kinda looked like Mom. You noticed. I noticed. We all noticed."

"That's the most scared I've been since you almost let me die."

"You're telling me Universe isn't a real last name?!"

"A vegetable grown by a family's love nourishes the body and soul."

"I love the Gems, but I'm a human too! I never had that chance to know that part of my family! But now I do... I want to be your family! Isn't that why you came back?"

"Rose wanted- what about what I want? I'm sick of everyone lying to me! Rose is my mom, out of anyone, don't I deserve to know the truth?!"

"My dreams... I was seeing through her eyes! I've been crying her tears!"

"This is how I want you to be, but I don't know if this is who you really are."

"I thought you'd never want to hurt anyone! You hurt everyone! How could you just leave Garnet, and Amethyst and Pearl, and-and Dad?! They don't know what to do without you! Maybe they didn't matter to you as much as hiding the mess you made! And that's why I'm here, isn't it?! Did you just make me so you just wouldn't have to deal with your mistakes?!"

"I get it. I know you didn't want me to deal with your problems. You're a part of me now. I have to deal with what you left behind."

Season 5
"Mom was Pink Diamond."