Talk:It Could've Been Great/@comment-26967247-20151219011745

(Hope you get the reference)

In the show, Steven meets Peridot, who is preparing for a trip to the moon. She asks him to help her with her luggage, but he runs off to the bakery. He tries to take a number, but gets tangled in the tickets from the dispenser, to the baker's annoyance. The baker asks for "Number 12," and Steven gives him his ticket. Through gritted teeth, the irritated baker asks him what he'd like. Steven says he'd like a bon voyage sheet cake with "yummy letters." He asks the baker to write, "Have fun on the moon," but thinks of what would rhyme with moon (goon, rune, noon, tune), and goes with "See you soon." He takes the cake to Peridot's, but her rocket just started the countdown. It lifts its ladder, but Steven leaps on, and into the ship. Peridot is annoyed, and says she must adjust for the newly added weight of Steven. The ship blasts off, and soon they're in space. While in there, Steven presents her with the cake. She warns him that food that is not contained will fall apart in a zero-gravity environment, which the cake promptly does. She says everything will be fine unless it gets into the vent, and once again, the cake does just that. She climbs into a special suit and goes out to remove the cake from the vents. While standing out there, she takes a bit of the cake and says it could use "more nuts." She returns to the ship, and the moon is getting closer. Peridot picks a crater as a good place to land.

When they exit the ship, Peridot sandboards on the moon, showing off many of her moves, such as the "Flippity-Doo Dah," the classic Doritos hair grab (where Peridot grabs her hair to the shape of a doritos ), and the 7-20 nut-job (where she slices a moon rock to an acorn, and eats it), including one where she lies on Saturn's rings; the "Tour de Saturn. When it's Steven's turn to sandboard, he floats away, since he's too light in the moon's gravity. Peridot uses a lasso made with a rope and a moon rock, and tells Steven to grab it. He does, and falls to the moon. While screaming and holding onto the moon rock, he shows amazing skills, which impress Peridot. Steven tries again, but this time, his board crashes into the fuel tank, causing it to leak. Peridot pulls Steven back to the ship, telling him they need to return home while there's still enough fuel left. They manage to make it back to Earth, but the steep dive means they'll turn into a giant fireball, which causes Steven to panic. Peridot goes outside to "grab this bull by the horns" and lassos the ship, pulling it out of its dive. It flies over the barn, doing loop-de-loops, and eventually crashing to the ground. Steven sees an unconscious Peridot lying on the ground and tearfully apologizes for ruining her vacation. Peridot tells him he didn't ruin her vacation; she had a great time. She plans on taking him with her to Mars next, then jokingly suggests he bring her cakes more often, and they laugh.

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