Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26840812-20150920012845/@comment-13261419-20151001153741

Dorado goes up to his vise president and sits down at a table with him.

VP: Where have you been?

Dorado: On earth, I've decided that this project needs to be completely finished until we get started on it...

VP: Fine, but sir, we're running out of funding, what are you-

Dorado: Just take it out of my own pocket...

VP: Sir, you're already in debt, I advise you to stop adding onto it.

Dorado: You don't understand... I need this to be done already... Okay, let's discuss. How are the experiments going?

VP: We've perfected the atrificial gem. Now, we can revive any of our deceased workers... but, we don't know how long the gap between revival is. We don't know if someone that has been deceased for a long period of time can be revived.

Dorado: ...I got an idea. I think this gem will fit, it's been dead for a long while.

VP: Who is it?

Dorado: A gem called Thulite...