Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26593284-20150829191623/@comment-25908355-20150830140056

Sard: Who are you?

???: Me? You're talking about me?

Iolite: Who else could he be talking too?

???: So.. Me?

Sard: Yes!

???: Me.. I am... Amazonite. Well.. Used to be, until you so rudely defused and by extension, killed me.

Iolite: So you were the one that kept wanting to eat metal.

???: Yes.. But.. I don't think Amazonite fits me anymore. I think I should look for a different name.

After a few moments of mummbling to itself, the voice says.

???: It's remarkable how hard it is to think of a name for yourself, right? Anyway, I'll guess I'll just look for one in your mind!

Sard begins to feel his skin crawling, along with hearing a buzzing in his ears.

Sard: What the hell! Get out of my head!

???: No.. Actually.. Yes. There's nothing of interest here. Seriously... Quantum physics?..What the.. Advanced magnetic properties? Astronomy for experts? Don't you read any comics, or watch any movies, kid?

Sard: Shut up and get out of my mind!

???: Fine.. Fine... Let's see what the pretty lady has on offer!

Iolite: No no no! Stay out of my head!

???: TOO LATE!

Iolite begins to feel the same feeling and hearing the same noise as Sard.

???: Now... Let's see.. Phew! Pretty roomy in here!

Iolite: Is there a way I can make you shut up?

???: No can do, lady... Hell, did you know you had an entire section here dedicated to movie titles? 218 movies! And... The first half of "Adventures of Pyrite"?! Dammit, now I'll never know how it ends!

Sard: That's... A lot of movies, Iolite.

Iolite: I had a lot of spare time.

???: A lot? Boat-loads! No! Train-loads! Anyway... Let's see if I can pick out a name from those movies...

Iolite: How about "Moron"? 'Cause you're annoying the hell out of me.

???: No no no... That doesn't have the charm.. How about.. Hey.. Clarence. That's a good handle.

Sard: So now we have a disembodied voice named Clarenece?

???: Sure.