Talk:Peridot/@comment-32220436-20170610160615/@comment-32266508-20170619203254

Dear Internet: UUUUUUUGH! It's raining at the barn and my POWER IS OUT! Not only that, my tablet is at 49% and my charger won't work because it's wet! DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO MANUALLY CHARGE A TABLET

Stupid Earth devices. My finger screen didn't need to "charge"

Not only that, I have to wait another week to get my frackin name changed!! Angry internet face