Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20150909160107/@comment-25908355-20150919145420

Dave: Oh, sorreh.

Dave runs to Jade and grabs the sword.

Dave: What is this sharpened slice of metal?

Pearl: It's called a "sword".

Dave tosses the sword away.

Dave: Why do I need swords when I have CLAWS?

Dave begins to sharpen his mantis claws.

Dave: Rawr.

Garnet: How cute.