Peridot/Quotes

Season 1
"This site may have been compromised."

"Heh, this Gem tech is simply archaic."

"There appears to be an infestation of "Stevens" in the Kindergarten."

"Wait a minute... you're the ones that have been destroying my Plug Robonoids! Are you the reason the Homeworld Warp is down again!? Is this is your bizarre icon!? Arrggh! Why do you keep destroying my things?!"

"I'm reporting this!"

"Now do you believe I needed an escort?"

"We can't leave yet! The whole point of coming here was to check on the Cluster!"

""Go to Earth," they said. "It'll be easy," they said."

"Don't touch that! You clods don't know what you're doing!"

Season 2
"You Crystal Clods! Go ahead, wreck this place! See if I care, I already got what I needed!"

"This is Peridot, transmitting from all frequencies from abandoned Crystal System on colony planet Earth. To Yellow Diamond, my mission has been compromised. My escort and informant are gone, and I am now stranded. PLEASE SEND HELP!"

"Stupid broken warp, first the Communication Hub, uagh, and this is busted again..."

"These Crystal Gems are a menace..."

"Don't you Gems have anything better to do than to annoy me?"

"I don't have time for this! This planet has an expiration date and I'm not going to stick around to find out when!"

"Doesn't anything work on this cruddy planet!?"

"Wow, I almost feel sorry for you. *warp pad activates* NYEH! *makes face* *leaves*"

"You gems really are as dull as dirt."

"What? Can you speak louder?"

"Some of these communicators are gunked up."

"HAHAHAHAHAHA. Fly... I'm not using this vessel to fly... I'm using it to TRAP YOU!"

"DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!"

"You really think this is the end? HAHAHA! This... This is only the beginning! ...Of my escape!"

"I guess I'm just too smart for the likes of you lumpy, clumpy clods!"

"Get your touch-stumps off me, you Steven!"

"Look! Over there! Another planet to betray!"

"Is that a weapon?"

"Oh my stars, you're gonna harvest me?!"

"I doubt you can help me... but I appreciate the offer."

"What do I know? Everything there is to know about the Cluster, you pebble!"

"Enough of this!"

"I want to get off this lousy gem-forsaken planet!"

"You have to fix this!"

"I've got no flask robonoids, I've got no foot! I've gotten no response from Yellow Diamond!"

"I know you fixed Lazuli's gem, whatever you did you have to do it to the Homeworld Warp! Or else!"

"What was that? It didn't do anything!"

"No, no no no no no it has to work!"

"This was it, this was my last shot!"

"I'm gonna die here!"

"It doesn't matter what Earth is like, it's not gonna be like anything soon!""

"Why can't you just leave me alone?!"

"Wait-wait! Y-you need me! I'm the only one who knows about the Cluster you insufferable half-formed traitor mega clods!"

"My limb enhancers! Where are my limb enhancers?!"

"Stop talking!"

"I demand to know what this place is, and where I-"

"It did?"

"Yes! Feel my unbridled rage!"

"What's a shirt?"

"That's it!"

"You smashed me into a limbless cloud, you trapped me in your bubble dungeon, and you called me cute!"

"Why would you make such a miscalculation?"

"My mission, the reason why I'm on this sad rock in the first place! I was to check progress on The Cluster! Just in-and-out, before it hatches!"

"I wasn't supposed to get stuck here! But now, it's going to emerge, and nothing can stop it, and we'll all be shattered!"

"You wanna know?"

"You really wanna know?"

"What's your shirt?"

"Freedom is mine!"

"Retreat!"

"You may have won the war, but the battle isn't over, Crystal Clods!"

"Hmm. Seems I've discovered some sort of archaic think-chamber. Roomy, with a fresh hint of Earth-Citrus. A perfect crossroad for my escape."

"That's right, you dirt bombs, you don't even know what's coming!"

"As if I'd negotiate with you, filthy war machine!"

"Yeah! Destroy me again! And have fun trying to talk to me when I'm in a bubble!"

"Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!"

"No."

"What a great souvenir of that other time you assaulted me."

"No! It's too late! ... You wouldn't happen to have the rest...?"

"Oh, sure! Why don't you just give me back my leg enhancements and my arm attachments with my screen and my log and all my information! Oh, wait—you destroyed them!! So, no, I don't think we can reach some sort of agreement!!"

"I'll never crack for the likes of you, you... Crystal Clods!! *cackling*"

"I'm not harmless!!!"

"Negative. I wasn't lucky enough to be around for that. But I read over a few hundred years of reports. *chuckles*"

"Victory is mine! Now I'm the one in charge! PRAISE ME! PRAISE ME!"

"B-but I won! What about the rules?!"

"Running out of ways to say clods."

"THAT'S YOUR BUTT!"

"I am not! That would violate our truce agreement."

"Who cares about any of you!? You're all just rocks, ruddy muddy clump beneath my gravity connectors!!"

"I'm still learning. I hope you understand. I want to understand. I'm sorry."

"♫ I guess we're already here, I guess we already know. We've all got something to fear, we've all got nowhere to go. I think you're all insane! But I guess I am too. Anybody would be if they were stuck on Earth with you! ♫"

"I can tell you with certainty that there are things on this planet worth protecting!"

"Apparently more than YOU! You... CLOD!"

"Now I'm a traitor, a rebel, a Crystal Gem!"

"So am I gonna have to wear a star? Where am I gonna put the star?!"

"Picture? This isn't just a picture Steven! It's a complex chart cataloging the compatible characteristics between campers."