Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-3571637-20150702052958/@comment-9434717-20150707014526

Alcana wrote: Furi-The-Furry wrote: YourAverageBlogger wrote: Furi-The-Furry wrote: IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME maybe ALL the gems work for the illuminati!!!! :O Garnet is not Captain Square after all.She is actually Captain Triangle No no no, you're all wrong!

Onion is the captain of the Illuminatti, and all of the gems are sandwiches that shape-shifted into their new forms. Connie is a pig and Ronaldo is a cow. NO, EVERYONE KNOWS PERIDOT IS CAPTAIN TRIANGLE