Reformed/Transcript

[Int. outside the temple]

(Steven is sitting on the beach using an app on his phone.)

(The phone screen shows a picture of Sniffling Croissant.)

Steven: Sniffling Croissant! *smiles* You really know me internet. Hey, guys!

(Greg and Pearl are seen fixing Greg's van in front of Steven.)

Greg: Yeah, Steven?

Steven: You guys should take this online quiz I found. It tells you what... (Pearl walks next to Steven to pick up a wrench) *pauses* It tells you what character you are from "Crying Breakfast Friends!"

Pearl: *turns to see Steven, confused* Eh, why?

Steven: It's just fun to see yourself as a cartoon character, like Weeping Ed Cup, (camera focuses on Pearl) who is neurotic and uptight; or Pining Grapefruit, (camera pans to show Greg) the sensitive older one who wishes he were a better role model.

Greg: Uh, maybe we can do that thing after we fix the van.

(Pearl and Greg turn back to the van's open hood)

Steven: *sighs* Okay, *cheerfully* I'll go find someone else!

Pearl: *to Greg* Do you understand that cartoon show?

Greg: I don't understand anything anymore.

(Steven enters the beach house panting, and smiles when he sees Amethyst)

(Amethyst is seen browsing the refrigerator, holding a big pile of food and things on her right arm.)

Amethyst: Hey Steven! Is there any more engine oil? *turns to Steven* I need it for the sandwich.

Steven: I think that's for cars...

Amethyst: Well, *kicks the fridge's door shut* is there any more of it?

Steven: Dad's probably got some outside. Oh! But uh... you've gotta take this online quiz! *pulls out his phone* "Which Crying Breakfast Friend are you?"

Amethyst: That show's really weird. *Sits on a stool and puts all the stuff she's carrying on the breakfast bar* Who wants to watch a cartoon about people crying?

Steven: *with watery eyes and a broken voice* I do.

Amethyst: *rolls her eyes* Okay, okay! Uh, what's the first question?

Steven: *reading from his phone* Do you ever act without thinking?

Amethyst: Nope. *squeezes a mustard bottle until it explodes, covering the pile of food on mustard* Never.

Steven: *still reading* Are you afraid of taking risks and trying new things?

Amethyst: *eats the whole pile of food in one bite, then says with her mouth full* Terrified! *cleans the mustard on her face with her tongue*

Steven: *seemingly upset* Amethyst, are you taking this seriously?

Amethyst: *rolls her eyes and rests her head on her hand* Of course I am.

Steven: *happily* Okay. *taps the 'yes' button his phone's screen, which reads 'Are you taking this seriously?'* Are you insecure about your relationships (Amethyst suddenly looks troubled) and how you proceed by other people?

Amethyst: *uncertainly* No... yes? Eh... What's the right answer?

Steven: There is no right answer. You're just supposed to answer honestly.

Amethyst: Eh, I'm bored. *crossed her arms on her back*

(Amethyst walks to the Temple Gate and activates it while Steven follows her)

Steven: Oh wait, I have loads more of personal questions to ask.

(The temple opens Amethyst's Room and Garnet looked back)

Amethyst: *seemingly upset* Garnet (Amethyst and Steven walks through the door), what are you doing in my room? (the door closes)

Garnet: I saw a corrupted gem *points upward toward a large gaping hole* I followed it through the tunnel it dug in the rock.

Amethyst: *looking off doubtfully with her arms crossed* Yeah right.

Steven: *curious* Where did it come from?

Garnet: Its similar to Pearl's description of the creature she saw slinking through the temple.

Steven: *shocked and excited* You saw The Slinker!?

Amethyst: I thought we agreed there was no Slinker, and we weren't going to call it *air quotes* The-Slinker.

Garnet: *arms crossed* Yes we did *uncrosses arms* but now its undeniable the creature exists, and that Stevens name stuck.

Steven: *proudly holds up his fist* Yes!

Amethyst: *defensively steps forward* Nooo! *walks behind Garnet* Look, why don't you just let me look for it?

Garnet: *starts to walk past Amethyst* Because you won't.

Amethyst & Steven: *hurry after Garnet panting*

Garnet: *lifts up a hunk of Amethyst junk, revealing another large tunnel*

Steven: *curiously holds his hand up to his cheek* How longs this thing been in here?

Amethyst: *excitedly squeals and picks up a gas mask* Haha Look Steven! *wears the mask* I'm a pachyderm!

Steven: *laughs*

Amethyst: *takes off Mask* Oh! *pulls out a skull from the Mask* And there's a prize inside!

Steven: *covers mouth and gasp*

[loud hissing is heard]

Garnet: *holds a finger to her mouth* ssssshhhh, keep quiet.

Amethyst: *rolls her eyes and groans*

[the trio move to another section of the room]

Garnet: *puts Amethyst junk down and continues walking*

Steven: *puts his hand on his cheek in admiration* Oh Garnet, stern but practical, just like spilled milk.

Amethyst: *visibly annoyed* Your still not on about that dumb cartoon are you?

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Amethyst: Haha Look Steven! (wears the mask) I'm a pachyderm - Oh Cool! (picks up a skull inside the mask) There is a Prize Inside!

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Steven: *does back flip in front of Garnet*

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Steven: Amethyst's back! Amethyst's back! *hugs her*

Amethyst: (pushes Steven aside) Hu-uh?

Steven: Looks like you've grown a few feet since I last saw you, Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!