Thread:Jasper the Quartz Gem/@comment-27847292-20160605170004/@comment-28758107-20160605231719

Steven: "Hang on Lapis! The chopper's on the way!"

Lapis: "Steven, my legs are frozen solid! You're going to have to cut them off with a saw!"

Steven: "I'm sorry i can't do that!"

Lapis: "WHY NOT?!"

Steven: "Because i already cut off my own arms!"

Lapis: "NOOO!!'

Peridot: *opens box* "What the? How are you making that noise?!"