Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26887959-20150828225939/@comment-26887959-20150903222219

(A carpet fitter had just replaced a lady's carpet and was about to leave but he couldn't find his cigarette packet. He then saw a lump in the carpet and thought it must be them so instead of taking the carpet up and redoing it he just grabbed his hammer and flattened it. The woman then came in and asked if he'd seen her hamster because it had escaped from its cage earlier. The man just said no and left because he realized he might have flattened the hamster instead of his cigarettes. He never found out if it was the hamster or not but the lady never saw it again since 0_0 )