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''Goes to computer. Finds that the last Bad Fan Theory post was posted July 5th.''

'Remembers this was a series for every two weeks. '

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Seriously though I'm sorry about that. After I made the first post no one replied for like 4 days so I assumed no one was gonna see it. But I was wronngggg....

I forgot to say I will be requoting some of them (with the OP's names, of course. I'm not a douche.)

Here we go. Top 3 Worst Pearl Theories.

#3 – By LapisLazuliisthebest: This one's pretty long so Imma sum it up. Basically it's a theory that Pearl is Lil' Butler. Evidence including her being a servant, looking good in a tux, and Amethyst being Pearl saying Whomp Whomp meaning Pearl is Lil' Butler, while slapping her butt(ler.)  My Comments: Well um...technically you're not off, since in episode 3,403 of Lil' Butler the actress Pearl Jamieson became the first female star to play Lil' Butler, so what iffffff...(you know you have no life when you created a fictional actress for a fictional show.)

#2 – By T-Bone 10: pearl is a sentient potato alien. My Comments: More like french fries because they're salty HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE

This next one by Chechutielve states: The famous Onion is Yellow Diamond theory. This isn't technically on the list, and it's doesn't really count, so I'm a fix it for ya!

THE NEW THEORY: '''The infamous Pikachu is Yellow Diamond theory. '''(I AM NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN TO CHECHUTIELVE. THIS IS JUST MY TERRIBLE ATTEMPT AT COMEDY. PLZ NO KILL)

And finally, #1, By Mr. Rig and Zig: Pearl is really Robert Stack and disguised himself as a gem in order to hide from King Ramses who wants that slab back no matter the cost. Also the real Pearl died in Boston after Elvin Percy, Jr. struck her with his van, that was 20 years before the story line.

My Comments: I chose this one because it's so out there. It's also like those Elvis is not dead or Paul is dead and the current one is a fake kinda theories, ya know? Also bravo on the Courage of Cowardly Dog reference. Round of applause!

Alright. The next topic for you guys to make a bad fan theory is...........Centipeedle. I hope to see you soon (preferably actually in two weeks. BYE! 