Harold Smiley/Quotes

Season 1
"Steven! You're banned from all the rides, forever!"

"What happened to Punch Buddy? Who did this to you?!"

"Oh no, no, no. Don't you go flippity flopping out of here."

"Steven: Wow, I can't believe you used to be a real actor/R&B singer! Used to be? Kids these days, they don't know anything..."

Season 2
"Thank you Beach-a-Palooza! You know this next act from their day job, delivering pizza! But tonight they're delivering jokes! ...That was a joke."

"I'm fine. But it looks like someone here has a case of the "showbiz shakes". You know what an old friend of mine told me once? A little smile never hurt anybody."

Season 3
"You kids want another lifetime ban?"

"You can say we're a little "fun-derstaffed"."

"I'm glad you seeing the humor in it, Steven, because I haven't seen a bed in six days!"

"Huh. Would you look at that? And I thought this thing was rigged."

Season 4
"If I had a quarter for every time somebody asked for their quarter back - oh, wait, I do! Ba-da-bum-ching!"

"Mr. Frowney: Smiley, what do you do when you're feeling down? I just take my frown and turn it around!"