Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20151028154903/@comment-25908355-20151111195336

Janitor: Some mantis came to him with bad wounds talking about some guy named Cydronite or something.

Sard: Janitor?

Janitor: Yes, sir?

Sard: Bring me a pen and paper. The patient's able to speak. He says his name is.. Dave.