Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26967247-20170227223732/@comment-26618197-20170328190329

I ban you because I had a weird dream, I was watching this movie about a family that goes into this haunted house. The dad went to a store and got trapped inside a haunted chest, the family were standing on the steps, wondering what was up with the chest and out of nowhere a cgi vampire appeared above them and said, "I'm gonna suck your blood!" and the dad stabbed it with a wooden stake. The vampire was fine, he said that he was kidding and that he had to get the stake in his chest removed oh and he told the dad he had to stay at his house for a decade. The dad turned into Shrek and replied, "Ok a decade'll be fine."