Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26808654-20150517230118/@comment-26021120-20150613205218

Muney73 wrote: Maybe The story of Steven Universe is ACTUALLY like romeo and juliet! There are sandwich wars going on, and Steven is on the bagel sandwich side while Connie is on the bread sandwich side and they can never confess their love for eachother because two people on the opposite ends of wars cannot be together and have a happy ending. That's why they never get together! ... Except for in a literal way. coughstevonniecough BUT THEN THE CANADIAN BACON ARMY COMES IN AND ATTACKS THE CENTRAL BAGEL POWERS OVER SUPREME BREAKFASTNESS AND THEN WARIO COMES IN AND EATS EVERYTHING

ALSO JIM GAFFIGAN