Watermelon Stevens

''This article is about the characters. For the episode, see here, and for the soundtrack, see here.''

The  are characters who appear in "Watermelon Steven", and are the episode's main antagonists.

Appearance
The Watermelon Stevens are all Steven-shaped humanoid watermelons. They have bumps on their heads resembling Steven's hair and are close to Steven's height. They each have two black seeds for eyes and dark and medium green stripes running vertically down their bodies.

About
The Watermelon Stevens were brought to life by Steven, who, without knowing he inherited Rose Quartz's phytokinesis ability, started spitting watermelon seeds outside of It's A Wash. Steven's saliva cause the discarded seeds to develop into fully-formed sentient watermelons by the next day.

Rose's plants acted as her guardians, and similarly the Watermelon Stevens defend Steven from harm. Though initially docile, the Watermelon Stevens become increasingly aggressive towards any possible "threats" to Steven, regardless of Steven's commands and/or the lack of any real danger.

"Watermelon Steven"
Due to his lack of control over this new power, Steven cannot prevent the Watermelons Stevens' rampage. This inspires Baby Melon to sacrifice himself by punching Steven, diverting the Watermelon Stevens' attention away from the Crystal Gems whom they were previously attacking. Upset, Steven tells them to go and not come back until they understand Baby Melon's sacrifice, and they comply. It is unknown if they will reappear; they were last seen going deep into the ocean and/or being picked up by seagulls.

"Super Watermelon Island"
They are set to appear in this episode.

Steven
The Watermelon Stevens protect Steven when he is faced with any potential danger.

Ronaldo
Ronaldo buys a Watermelon Steven and decides to livestream an autopsy of it for the website Weirdstar. Realizing that they are alive, Steven tries to stop Ronaldo and is hit with a spatula. This causes the Watermelon Stevens to react and attack Ronaldo.

Baby Melon
Baby Melon saves Steven and The Gems from the other Watermelon Stevens by sacrificing itself. It strikes Steven, sending the wrath of the other "Watermelon Stevens" upon itself.

Trivia

 * When angry, the Watermelon Stevens are revealed to have mouths and be able to hiss.
 * Watermelon Stevens appear on Ronaldo's blog twice in the show.
 * It seems the Watermelon Stevens have no mercy, for one they hold down Amethyst, they start digging a hole to dump her in. They may have even filled the hole back in with her still in it. The only mercy that was shown was when they got some flowers for her when they were about to bury her.
 * Despite the fact that watermelons float, Watermelon Stevens sink.
 * When watermelon stevens are destroyed they explode into chunks and slices of cut watermelon.