Thread:Orange Diamond/@comment-26320859-20150515204944/@comment-26320859-20150703011927

When they kiss

Connie and Steven: AHHHHHH!

Connie: what did we just do, what am I gonna tell my parents !

Steven: they kill me and you and dance on our graves.

Me: oh those guys they won't be a problem

Connie: why?

Flash back

Me: ok I'll trade 2 humans for you to leave earth alone

Yellow Diamond: uh fine

Me: thanks no one likes them really, such health freaks

Yellow diamond: ok just go now

Me: um ya their dead they got killed by Homeworld, so bye

Connie: what!!

Steven: well at least we can be a couple now

Connie: ya I never liked them, such health freaks

Me: oh ya your also adopted

Connie: that explains a lot, like how I can fuse with steven and this gem I disguise on my shoulder

Steven: what!