Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-18457066-20150826223747/@comment-18457066-20150828151421

110% Trash :^) wrote: To all gems:

I am planning a major heist. If I manage to pull it off with any of you guys we'll make millions. Anyone interested? Amethyst: I love capers! I think I'll be the slightly crazy demolitionist who makes bad jokes. I think Garnet could be the seasoned veteran in for one last job,  and Pearl could be the enthusiastic amateur who gets us in trouble with the cops by freaking out at a bad moment. Peridot will be the geeky technician who hacks into the system and is somehow able to disable everything but the maze of laser tripwires and an alarm that always goes off at the most boneheaded moment. What do you think, guys?

Garnet: I'm not doing it without hazard pay.

Pearl: We're supposed to defend the earth, not rob it!

Peridot: Can I be the guy who turns on the team at the worst moment possible instead?