Talk:Ruby (Navy)/@comment-28380893-20170315001055

You're a mean one, miss navy You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel Miss navy You're a bad banana with a greasy, black peel You're a monster, miss navy Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Miss navy I wouldn't touch you with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole You're a vile one, miss navy You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a sea sick crocodile Miss navy Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the sea sick crocodile You're a foul one, Miss navy You're a nasty waste skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk Miss navy The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: "stink,stank,stunk" You're a rotter, miss navy Your the queen of sinful sots Your heart's a rotten tomato splot with moldy, purple spots Miss navy Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots You nauseate me, miss navy With a nauseous super-naus You're a crookedjerky jockey, and you drive a crooked haus Miss navy You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce