Love Letters/Transcript

(Steven and Connie are taking selfies outside the beach house)

Connie: Hahahahaha, You blinked!

Steven: Let's just take another one.

Connie: Oh wait. What if we get a shot with the beautiful view behind us? *stands in front of the view for the ocean* Come on, Steven!

Steven: *Blushes a bit then joins Connie*

Connie: Say "Cheese"! *holds up phone*

Both: "Cheeeese"

(Both mumble to try to stay smiling for the camera phone)

Steven: *mumbling* Did it do it?

Connie: *also mumbling* I dunno.

Steven: *mumbles more* Press it again.

Connie: *mumbles some more* I've been pressing it.

(Jamie shows up)

Jamie: You guys look cute.

Steven: JAMIE!

Jamie: What's up, Steven? Long time, No see!

Steven, running to Jamie: Ohhhh... myyy... gooosh! *excitedly gives a high-five to Jamie*

Jamie: *laughs*

Steven: Jamie, this is Connie.

Jamie: Greetings, Connie.

Steven: So where you been at?

Jamie: Oh you know, just spendin' some time where all the pictures are made....

Steven: Uh, where's that?

Jamie: Just a place called Kaaaan-sas!

Connie: Oh! Are you an aspiring thespian?

Jamie: Why, *bows* ah-yes I am.

Steven: Wow, I didn't know you wanted to be an actor.

Jamie: That's because *turns around and clenches fist dramatically* I'm very good at acting.

Steven and Connie: *clapping*

Steven: Is that why you're wearing those cool glasses that say "Movie Star"? *points to Jamie's sunglasses*

Jamie: *blushes* Uh, well, no. I just brought these at a souvenir shop. I missed being a regular old mailman, so I came back. *Puts down the big bag he was carrying* And, uh, you got a lotta mail while I was gone.

Connie: Looks like the postal service has been slacking off.

Steven: Jamie's the only mailman that knows where I live.

Jamie: *hands out his sign pad* I'm gonna need a lot of signatures as well.

Steven: *tries to crack knuckles but fails*

Connie: Your knuckles are so quiet.

Steven: My hands are polite.

Connie: *notices Garnet emerging from the Ocean* Oh, Garnet!

(Garnet walks out of the ocean)

Steven: Hi Garnet!

Connie: Hello,Garnet!

Jamie: *turns to see Garnet walking towards them from the ocean* Who's Garneeeeeeeeeee---?! *takes off sunglasses* yyyyyyyy--

Garnet: Howdy.

Steven: Watcha up to, Garnet?

Garnet: I was just at the bottom of the ocean checking for signs of Lapis and Jasper.

Steven: Any luck?

Garnet: Nope!

Jamie: *amazed* Woaw, how are you able to swim to the bottom of the ocean?

Garnet: *holds sunglasses* It was easy, I'm a really *camera zooms in to Garnet* good *camera zooms in to her lips* swimmer. *camera zooms in even more*

(Jamie stares speechlessly.)

Garnet: Excuse me. *swats away the sea water all over her body*

Jamie: Wha! *hides mouth with his hat and stares at her with awe* Huh!

(Later, Connie and Steven are at the beach again.)

Connie: Uh...Steven? Why did you receive so many boxes of "Sea Pals"? *picks up a box of "Sea Pals"*

Steven: Uh...I ordered one at first but it never showed up, So I kept ordering.

Connie: Are you going to start a farm?

Steven: *laughs* No! *picks up another box of "Sea Pals"* I'm gonna set'em free. Into the sea! *attempts to throw the box as Jamie shows up again* Jamie!

Jamie: Ha-ha-hi, Steven. *talks nervously*

Connie: You didn't bring more "Sea Pals"?

Jamie: What?, No, I- just came to, uh...uh...uh-umm...

Steven: *points to the pink envelope Jamie is holding* What's that?

Jamie: *blushing* Uh...It's *looks at his envelope* Uh... Here!

Steven: *Both looks at the envelope* But, what is--it? *sees Jamie running away awkwardly* Jamie?

(Jamie runs away awkwardly and starts to laugh. Steven and Connie flip the letter to the other side to reveal that the letter was for Garnet and they both gasp)

Jamie: *still running away awkwardly* Ogheuurghwuh-Tsehuuaw!-(begins to flap his arms like a bird) Pwo!-Pwo!-Pwo!-Pwo!-Pwo!-Pwo!-Pwo!

(Steven and Connie run towards the Beach House to tell Garnet about the letter)

Steven: Garnet!, Garnet!, Garnet! The most unbelievable thing has happened!- You'll absolutely die of shock!

Garnet: I'm busy, Steven. *summons Lava Goggles and attempts to leave*

Steven: But... *shows Garnet the envelope* You got a letter!

Garnet: *pauses for a bit, turns around and removes goggles* Read it.

Steven: *opens the envelope and reads Jamie's poem*

(As Steven reads it,the scene is shown when Jamie was writing the letter and dressed as Shakespeare and his voice merges with Jamie's)

-"To Garnet,

''When I saw you rise like an ancient sea nymph. A white hot steel pierced the deepest artery of my being.''

''You, you are cardiac surgeon and i am your transplant patient and you stand poised over my chest, holding my still beating heart. Hesitating, waiting, wondering. So i employ you to join me for dinner or maybe lunch if you wanna to keep it casual, next Friday at the Crab Shack!, I await your response as the camilia await the rise of the moon! Cuz' you know, it only blooms at night and stuff''

-Love, Jamie"

(as Jamie is seen writing the letter, his feather pen catches fire from his candles and he makes dramatic poses and faces)

Connie: I think Jamie is asking you out. *blushes* On a date!

Steven: Well that ain't happening.

Garnet: N-ope.

Connie: Why not?

Steven: Garnet is already in a relationship.

Connie: Wait, Really? Steven: Well, yeah! She is a relationship.

Connie: (blushes) Oh you mean cause she's a fusion.

Steven: Ruby and Sapphire are so close, that they can't stand to be apart.

Connie: Oh,So I guess this date with Jamie is out of the question.

Garnet: Three's a crowd.

Connie: But guys! Jamie put so much thought into this letter. It would be rude not to reply!

(All are gathered around the table as Connie prepares to write Garnet's reply.)

Connie: Okay, Garnet. it might be best to play out the tone of his letter