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yellow pearl takes the day off
Yellow Pearl was given the choice between making out with White Diamond, or having the day off. Since she didn't want to betray her senpai, Yellow Diamond, she took the day off and Blue Pearl made out with White Diamond instead. She goes into her car and drives to what was left of PDs court (which is now an amusement park), but takes a wrong turn and drives to the Crystal temple instead. Yellow Pearl sees a human who looks just like Yellow Diamond, and Steven and Amethyst try to help her become "cool" to impress her. However, unlike Mystery Girl, this Mystery person is secretly Blue Diamond in disguise, and makes out with Yellow Pearl immediately, due to all diamonds having a kink for Pearls (aka Pearlphilia). They get married, join the crystal gems, and 2 minutes later yellow pearl gave her life to give birth to her daughter.

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