Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26967247-20160616005818/@comment-25725945-20160726130826

I ban you because I just had three strange dreams. In the first dream, I was staring in a mirror, examining how my lazy (right) eye moved around (in my dream, it moved around a lot more than it did in real life) when it somehow moved around enough for me to see underneath the eye. There was a ton of tissue and stuff underneath it, it didn't look pleasant. Then, I switched views and started examining my left eye. I eventually saw underneath it and it had a lot less tissue underneath it. Then the tissues tore somehow and my left eye, my treasured left eye, fell out of my head and onto the counter. I was stunned. Everything was just a blur of confusion and terror about my left eye being out of my head (for some reason the hole in my head never bled). While my dad and sister finished making poorly-made eyepatches for me (my dad being very persistent about me wearing his eyepatch, even shouting at me) I suddenly remembered how my sister had a pirate outfit that came with an eyepatch that she wore for Halloween when she was around my age. However, for some reason, we had to go to a convention to get it. Everyone had to evacuate the convention at one point (for a reason I do not know) and, at the exit, I saw my sister's closet four times bigger than it should've been sitting on top of the exit doors, with the pirate outfit at the top of it. I think I eventually got the eyepatch, but I don't remember. In the time it took to get that eyepatch, we could've just gone to the doctor and gotten a real, medical eyepatch.

In the second dream, it started off with me being driven to a house that I guess was mine. Like, we live in a condo, but the home I was driven to was a blue house with the insides being exactly like our home now. Anyways, I got settled in and started playing a vid'ya game (it was like a mix between LoZ: Skyward Sword, Wind Waker, and Ocarina of Time, all on the Wii U) with my sister sitting next to me. Suddenly, a weird, tiny, brown, angel-thing with holes in its wings (which we called a moth) flew out of nowhere and started spinning around mid-air, basically right on top of us. We could only see the moth thanks to the light of the TV, the room was completely covered in shadow otherwise. Eventually, the moth flew away and I grabbed a flashlight out of nothingness. I turned it on where the moth was flying and guess what was hanging right in front of us? A giant cluster of spider webs! In the spiderweb were 4 spiders. The higher you went up the spider web, the bigger the spiders got, with the one at the bottom being around half a centimeter and the one at the top being a full two inches. Needless to say, my sister and I booked it out of the room. A little later, I went to go look at the spiders again, and I got a little too close. One of them jumped on me, and I actually felt it land. I woke up from that dream and was lying in bed. I checked to see if I still had my left eye (my treasured left eye) by closing my right eye (if I could still see, it would obviously still be there), and I could thankfully still see. I looked at where the start of the spiderweb would be in my dream and saw the shadow of what I can only describe as a daddy long legs with thicker legs. When my sister walked into the room and sat down at her desk I woke up again (the third dream was just a false awakening). This time, everything was normal because I actually woke up that time. No spider shadow, my left eye was still there, and my sister was asleep in her bunk of the bed.