Talk:Message Received/@comment-29780333-20160917192904

Peridot: You don't get it either! This is your whole prooobleeem! Your emotions rule out reason! I will do what has to be done!

Steven: Wh- (Peridot turns the communicator and it glows yellow. It begins to float above them.)

Peridot: *giggles* She'll sort this out.

(The Gems take cover behind the bot. The communicator opens up a hologram as Peridot gets manically excited.)

Butt-Head: I'll get it, uh uh uh uh. (answers the phone) Uhhhhhhh, hello, Maxi-Mart, may I help you? Uh uh uh uh.

Peridot: This is an emergency, I need to get through to Yellow Diamond!

Butt-Head: Uhhhhhhh, hello? Uh uh uh uh.

Peridot: Just get me through to her, please!

Butt-Head: Whoa, hey Beavis, there's this chick who wants us to get her a diamond.

Beavis: Cool, tell her it's at the bank.

Butt-Head: Uhhhhhh, there are tons of diamonds at the bank.

Peridot: Uhhh, what's a bank?

Butt-Head: This chick doesn't know what a bank is. She must be stupid.

Peridot: Excuse me!?! You're talking to a certified Kindergartener!

Butt-Head: AHHH, YOU'RE IN KINDERGARTEN! (hangs up)

Peridot: No, no no no wait! (is too late, as Butt-Head already hung up)