Board Thread:Miscellaneous/@comment-31152477-20190329190321

Since the reveal that Rose Quartz was Pink Diamond, people have been saying that Smoky Quartz and Rainbow Quartz should be Smoky Diamond and Rainbow Diamond.

I decided to do a fan script making fun of this.

(Steven and Pearl are fused as Rainbow Quartz)

Rainbow Quartz: It's so good to be Rainbow 2.0 again. You know Pearl and Steven were became so much closer after Peral revealed the truth. Let's see it again.

(Makes a hologram of a scene from "A Single Pale Rose")

Pearl: (hologram) I wanted to tell you for so long.

Steven: (hologram) Mom was Pink Diamond.

(hologram ends and Ronaldo approaches them with a camera)

Ronaldo: This is Ronaldo Fryman with "Keep Beach City Wierd": Rainbow Quartz is now Rainbow Diamond.

Rainbow Quartz: What did he say? What did you say?

Ronaldo: I said Rainbow Quartz is now Rainbow Diamond.

Rainbow Quartz: Rainbow Diamond? No no no, I'm Rainbow Quartz.

Ronaldo: Now don't try to hide it Rainbow Diamond. Our Keep Beach City Wierd cameras caught the whole thing. Watch.

Steven: (Playback) Mom was Pink Diamond.

Ronaldo: Care to comment Rainbow Diamond?

Rainbow Quartz: Yes, of course Rose Quartz was Pink Diamond, but that's not m...

Ronaldo: So the rumours are true. Rainbow Quartz is Rainbow Diamond.

Rainbow Quartz: No I'm not Rainbow Diamond, I'm Rainbow Quartz. Ask Amethyst or Garnet.

Amethyst: It's true. He is Rainbow Quartz.

Garnet: Of course Rose was Pink Diamond but...

Ronaldo: A ha! there you have it! He is Rainbow Diamond!

Rainbow Quartz: Good Going Garnet!

Garnet: Sorry.

Ronaldo: We'll be back with more on Rainbow Diamond when Keep Beach City Wierd returns. 