Thread:ScaryStuffAhoy/@comment-26127668-20151222203731/@comment-25908355-20151226152024

Well, the first thing you do is:

-Remember to stay in school, kids

-Don't do drugs, mmkay? I unless they've been scientifically proven to not cause any sort of damage. In which case, do drugs, kids!

-Say nice things to your parents

Optional step:

-Invent talent-stealing machine

-Invent time-machine

-Go back in time

-Steal the talent of all the talented people

-Come back

-Be the coolest kid on the block