Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20150822134929/@comment-25908355-20150831131453

Right behind the door stood a mantis. As soon as it saw Jason, is pounced on him, ready to eviscerate him with its claws. That, until it saw Bixbite.

Bixbite: Charlie, get off him!

The mantis follows Bixbite's orders and jumps off Jason, leaving him unharmed. Bixbite slaps it on the head.

Bixbite: Bad mantis! Bad mantis! Go to your pen!

The mantis looks down in what appears to be shame, before running out of the room, leaving Jason and Bixbite alone. Bix picks Jason up.

Bix: Come on, we should hurry.