Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26657521-20150725023301/@comment-26466194-20150730121705

All three zircon: UGH were so bored guarding the ship

Rz: well what'd you expect blue something amazing hit the ship

BZ: yes and something cool too

WZ (aka the real zircon): well we can't get things what we want

BZ: seriously I want to date someone

WZ: wait did you say you wanna date

BZ: yeah why?

WZ: well I know a girl