Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26967247-20170124020802/@comment-26967247-20170809131534

"According to all known laws of transportation, there's no way a chicken should be able to cross a road. It's movements are too slow to get it's fat little body acrooss without getting hit by a car.

The chicken, of course, crosses the road anyways, because chickens don't care about what humans think is impossiple."