Talk:Season 2/@comment-30248888-20170820220623

Season 2 in a nutshell:

Oh yeah, Garnet's changed design... And my girlfriend and dad won't stop freaking out about me.

I almost die, again.

Garnet's Universe, but somehow it's even worse.

My postman is crazy about my mom, too bad he's way under the legal age to date her.

Design change, again.

My girlfriend can hold my dead mom's size-fluctuating sword without any issue.

Ronaldo is still annoying, and his editing skills are horrendous.

Atleast it's not their concept designs.

About what? The birds and the bees?

I'm extremely concerned about my mirror mom that is stuck at the bottom of the ocean.

My mom's so thirsty for my dead mom that she goes date my other mom, for no reason.

My mom gets so mad about getting dated, she splits, and my dad takes us to a motel.

I got traumatized with a birthday tape.

The worst play ever.

How did my moms get fooled by a guacamole dorito to go inside a very shady spaceship?

I thought we wouldn't do this again crewniverse...

I am not a cross-dresser... I'm doing this for my friend, ok?

Curiosity killed the cat... And that cat was the guacamole dorito.

It pours.

Guacamole dorito is a hillbilly now.

Guacamole dorito roasts everyone.

My mom is a lesbian with herself.

I'm still traumatized, you know?

Guacamole dorito sneaks away with a telephone for her homeland.

Guacamole dorito betrays her homeland due to a roast.

I listen to the weird stuff guacamole dorito has been saying in her recorder... that's it. cool