Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25772387-20150806032504/@comment-26449336-20150806212244

Argon: Great. Now both Yellow, AND Sard are cracked. Flipping... fantastic. Great. PERFECT, in fact, why don't you reform as a monster and eat us, why don't you! Glares at Sard's gem.

Sard: Reforms normally  Why would I ate you?

Argon: Because... reasons? Shrugs innocently, and looks at Zircon with fear in her widening eyes

Sard: Closes her eyes slowly  Now, answer properly.

Argon: I dunno... 'cause you're a monster? Looks at Zircon and mouthes the words "help me"

Sard: ''She opens her eyes wide. Both her pupils serpent-like and pure white, the whites of her eyes darker than night. ''Wrong answer! ''Her jaw dehinges as her teeth turn into jagged knives, her hands growing monsterous claws. She lunges at Argon, snapping her teeth.''

Argon: AGH! ZIRCON! HELP! HELP!