Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26127668-20151008201343/@comment-25908355-20151011172614

Dave: Stop saying these dumn things! You'll be fine!

Dave grabs his comms device and phones Sard.

Sard: Hallo?

Dave: Yeah, Sard, I need ya quickly. Jade's getting pwned.

Sard: What happened?

Dave: I'll tell ya soon. Get ya lazy bum here, quick.

Sard: Imma comin.