Thread:Democritos/@comment-27304481-20160121041227/@comment-28792791-20160202040404

(here goes nothing)

| This plays...

Three spotlights turn on, one at a time.

Theyre all pointing at Tourmaline.

Tourmaline: GOOOOOOOOOOOD EVENING EVERYONE! This is the ecstatic, aristocratic, and nomadic Torumaline coming to you live from Homewooooorld!!!

The croud cheers.

Tourmaline: and I am not coming to you alone, but with my own special little friend, Kindergarten buddy and direct worker under White Diamond; White Corundum!


 * Tourmaline throws Corundum's gem up into the air, Corundum forming in mid-air. He is in base form, as he has not absorbed any gemstones. Corundum barely sticks the landing, Tourmaline using his powers to shine a spotlight on him.

Tourmaline: good evening, Corundum! You are on live television!

Corundum: wha- what?

Tourmaline: [whispering] sorry for knocking you out back there buddy, it was for dramatic effect. [aloud] Everyone give a round of applause to Corundum!

The crowd does so.

Tourmaline: take a seat, take a seat.

The entire stage is now visible, revealing an office chair and table for Tourmaline and a comfortable red sofa for the guest, who is, this time, Corundum.

Once settled down they get to the interview portion.

Obsidian: now tell me about your experience on Earth...