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Soldier: Sir. That would be useless. We've tries firing everything we have at it, and it just won't give up.

The hand begins to curl up into a finger-gun again.

Soldier: TAKE COVER!

A laser emitts from the hand's finger, which devastates everything it touches.

Scout: We've lost contact with Fort 6 and Outpost 12!

Soldier: We have only 5 forts left?! Contact commander Sard!

Scout: Sir.. Commander Sard was in Fort 6.