Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26566521-20151121190320/@comment-28792791-20151122185402

TQ: Finally.

TQ's ship goes haywire, blasting lazers in every single direction, then rapidly flies off to the moon.

TQ: Okay, crew. It has come to my attention that the number of soldiers in this ship is low, so we will resort to plan b, we will terrafreeze the moon, and not just make it our base, but our moving, flying, fortress.