Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26469589-20150609051700/@comment-1871708-20150609190623

LarsMars wrote: The Diamond Man wrote:

Pymien wrote: I'll sum it all up for you, my Mom is actually Rebecca Sugar, so i've got you covered. From now on i'll translate any information from Stevenbomb 2 to you guys.

Sworn to the Sword:



Connie brutally murders Pearl because Pearl is getting in the way between her and Steven. The Crystal Gems find out and kill Connie, Connie's spirit posseses Malachite and Malachite returns from the Ocean as Connie within her. Her new name is Malaconnieitelasper. The episode ends with Malaconnieitelasper jumping up and grabbing Steven.



Rising Tides/Crashing Skies:

Malaconnieitelasper is terrozing Beach city, suddenly from the  sky a new gem falls down on the beach. The Crystal Gems (except Pearl, because she was killed last episode) are there. Steven, Garnet and  Amethyst greet the new gem. Topaz. Topaz is super cool, and Amethyst starts kissing her. They instantly fall in love and it makes Steven very uncomfortable. Topaz pulls out her Skateboard and shoots stuff from it and like boom pow wing wong! and it blows up Malaconnitelasperer. Fire lands everywhere, and Steven screams, as he is crushed. All the remains is his head, and it is green for whatever reason. Jasper dies in the process and Lapis is on the shore. Garnet runs up and hugs Lapis, as they were always in love with each other but never wanted to admit it. The episode ends with Garnet crying and de-fusing, and Sapphire kisses Lapis, and Ruby runs away crying from the affair before her.

Keeping it Together:

The new Crystal Gems: Ruby, Sapphire, Amethyst, Topaz, Head Steven, and Lapis are all going to the Kindergarten. Ruby and Sapphire are in a fight. Lapis is holding Sapphire's hand. Suddenly Ruby falls down and breaks her leg, and she retreats to her gemstone. Sapphire doesn't care. Head Steven rolls over and kisses Ruby's Gemstone, and puts it in his mouth to hold. He hops with Ruby's gem in his mouth. Suddenly Lapis Lazuli makes a Water Pearl, like she did in Mirror Gem. Water Pearl doesn't trust Head Steven so kills him. Suddenly Rose Quartz returns and murders Topaz and goes back to the dead again. Depressed Amethyst is sad because she was conceiving the baby in the womb. Amethyst falls down and yells why to the sky. Suddenly Ruby regenerates, and Sapphire has a change of heart, They fuse together. The episode ends suddenly.

We Need to Talk: Garnet is back and better than ever. She now crawls on all fours. This Makes Lapis Lazuli angry that Sapphire betrayed her. Lapis Lazuli splashes water everywhere in the Kindergarten and actually turns it on. Everyone starts screaming. Amethyst finds out her baby is due. Everyone is like "omg no Amethyst". (Update of who is still alive: Garnet, Water Pearl,  Amethyst, Lapis) Garnet punches Lapis, Lapis is like "why did you do that,?" and then she calls for Peridot. Peridot is her girlfriend, she will come to her rescue. It's too late! Garnet crushes Lapis and breaks her gemstone. Everyone's like wth garnet. Amethyst goes into labor. The baby is coming. "Garnet, Water Pearl.. come here!" They both rush over. Amethyst is crying, "I don't want to give up my physical form.. My baby is GOING TO KILL ME!" she yells. Garnet pulls out her 4 gauntlets. "I'm not going to let that happen. The episode ends as Garnet flies towards Amethysts belly.

Chille Tid:

It's too late. Amethyst dies and Lola is born. Lola looks just like Amethyst, but much prettier and smarter and cooler. She works at the Big Donut, and looks kinda like Steven. This shocks everyone. Water Pearl falls in love with her. But Lola isn't lesbian. So she kills Water Pearl and eats her alive. Garnet can't take this it's too much. Garnet defuses and both of them Stab Lola. Lola is like "omg rude lol" Lola then slowly falls on the ground and explodes, she has no Gem. She was half Human, because TOPAZ was human.. Topaz.. was.. Greg. The episode ends with a single tear on Ruby's face.

The Finale: This is actually the last episode of the series, it's 30 hours long,  It's Peridot walking for the first 29 and half hours. Then suddenly in the last 30 minutes. The only two remaining Gems, Ruby and Sapphire, encounter Peridot. Peridot is glowing with anger. Peridot is mad that they killed Lapis her true love. Sapphire shapeshifts. It's suddenly revealed that Sapphire is actually.. Steven! Ruby is betrayed. Ruby kisses Peridot. Peridot rejects her. Ruby gets angry and then a bomb goes off. Homeworld is bombing earth. It pans to Yellow Diamond sitting in a chair on a warship. "Finally." she says. She looks down, sitting below her throne is Connie. "Mother, have I served you well in the process of saving the earth?" asks Connie. Silence. "Yes Daughter. You have" The episode ends with Connie and Yellow Diamond going to a new planet. Yellow Diamond shapeshifts into Dr. Maheshwaran. "I guess they fell for this stupid disguise, let's use it again. On planet Mars!" End. Ok, you just ruined Steven Universe. No, dude. She just made it 100 times better.

Ok, everyone on chats telling me you people are being sarcastic, so I'm leaving this discussion.