Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26997419-20160122135442/@comment-25908355-20160122192633

Sard and Iolite look at the gemstone.

Sard: Oh

Iolite: Mah

Both: Gawd

...

Sard: WE NEED TO PROTECT THIS THING BETTER THAN WE HAVE EVER PROTECTED ANYTHING ELSE EVER BEFORE!!

Sard summons her dagger, while Iolite holds the gemstone tightly in her hands.