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 * Olivine docks onto the ship and sees a small 'gemling'*

Olivine: What are you doing?

Carnelian: There was a lot of fighting and I was scared so I ran.

Olivine: I see, you are experiencing fear, an obvious defect, prepare to be reprogramed.

Carnelian: *whispers* what?

Olivine: *zaps Carnelians gem*

Carnelian: Carnelian model 1735 reporting for duty

Olivine: Perfect