Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26593284-20150820214414/@comment-25908355-20150827115250

Hematite walks towards Spessanite. The interview went perfectly, and now he is visiting to ask for military advice. While walking, Hematite hears Spess yelling.

Spessanite: '''GO CHARLIE! YOU ARE YOUR OWN MAN NOW! DON'T LET MARY CONTROL YOU ANYMORE! BE FREEEEEE!'''

Hematite's mind: Is he watching some sort of dramatic TV show?

Hematite slowly enters Spess' office, without being noticed. He sees that Spessanite has been looking at two seagulls fighting over a piece of bread.. Probably the Charlie and Mary Spess was talking about.

Hematite: What? Spess, what are you doing? Why are you yelling at seagulls?

Spessanite turns around suddenly and almost trips on his shoelases.

Spessanite: AHA! Hem! What's up, girl?

Hematite: Hem? Girl? Spess, are you drunk?

Spessanite: Me?! Drunk?! Of course not! I just didn't take my meds!

Hematite: What?! Why didn't you?

Spessanite: I don't want to posion myself! Do ya know what they put in those things?

Hematite:...No?

Spessanite: WELL. Me neither! But surely, it can't be good!

Hematite: Spess, come on. We need to get you on your meds.

Spessanite: NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

Hematite's mind: This will take a while..

(I'm preparing Season 2 here.)