Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26325750-20150728232855

Roles:

Strategist

Team Notifier

Number Cruncher

Leeroy

First Pursuer

Help Guy

Healer

Warrior 1

Warrior 2

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Script:

Strategist  : [talking to teammates outside of corrupted gem's lair] OK guys, this thing's given us a lot of trouble, but we need to bubble it here and now.

Strategist   : [sighs] OK, what we'll do, I'll run in first, gather up all the smaller ones. We can just blast them all down with rapid fire attacks. I will scatter 'em, so we don't have to fight a whole bunch of them at once. I'll need Warrior 1  to come in and scatter them even more so we can keep them scattered and not to fight too many. When his is done, Warrior 2,  of course will need to run in and do the same thing. We're gonna need defense bubbles on our mages so we can take them down fast, 'cause we're bringing all these monsters. I mean, we'll be in trouble if we don't take them down quick. I think this is a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. What do you think,  Number Cruncher ? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?

Number Cruncher  : Yeah, gimme a sec... I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three percentage, of survival.

Strategist  : That's a lot worse than we usually do, but we'll try. Alright, you think we're ready guys? [interrupted]

Leeroy : [Leeroy runs in from offscreen holding a chicken drumstick in one hand] Alright guys, let's do this... LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS! [runs into lair]

-Short pause- [everyone looks into lair]

First Pursuer  [shocked]: ... Oh my God he just ran in. [runs in]

Team Notifier : Save him!

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">Strategist : Oh jeez, stick to the plan.

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">First Pursuer : Oh jeez, let's go, let's go! [follows]

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">Number Cruncher:  [laughing]: Stick to the plan chums!

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">Strategist  : Stick to the plan!

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">First Pursuer : Oh jeez, oh god.

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">Help Guy : Gimme a defense bubble, hurry up.

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">Strategist  : Scattering!

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;"> First Pursuer : What the—what the hec <span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">k?

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">First Pursuer : Oh my God...

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">Number Cruncher  <span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">: The smaller monsters just keep coming !

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">Healer : Oh my God!

Leeroy: We got em, we got em!

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">Warrior 2 : I got it! I got it!

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">Healer : Dispell the bubbles! Dispell the bubbles!

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">First Pursuer : Oh my God..

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">Strategist  : My god, Leeroy!

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">First Pursuer : Seriously...

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">Number Cruncher  : Leeroy, you moron!

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;"> Team Notifier : I'm on it.

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">Strategist : Listen, this is ridiculous.

[everyone exept for Strategist, Number Cruncher, Warrior 1 and Healer poof]

[later, at the temple]

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">Strategist : Oh for - [sighs, nearly chokes and swallows] Great job! <span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;"> Healer : [sighs].

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">Leeroy [mouth full] : ... At least I have chicken.

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<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:1.5em;">This is going to be a SU themed take on the famous "Leeroy Jenkins" video. I'm looking for public opinions on who should be in the cast. Looking forward to showcasing it! <ac_metadata title="Leeroy Jenkins Animation Collab Character Choices (Canon Characters Only)"> </ac_metadata>