Island Adventure/Transcript

[Open Int. Unnamed Island]

(Pearl and Garnet are walking on island beach)

Pearl: Are you sure it's here?

Garnet: It was.

Pearl: Do you think it swam away?

Garnet: We'll have to look.

* Steven looking at ocean*

Steven: Woah...

* Amethyst grabs Steven*

Amethyst: Come on, it's time to go.

Steven: Aw, already?

* Standing on Warp Pad*

Steven: Wait, wait, can I warp us back?

Pearl: Alright.

Steven: Yes!

* Steven warping the Crystal Gems back*

[Trans. int. Beach House]

* Steven still trying*

Steven: *gasp* I did it! I'm the warp master!

Pearl: You did great.

Garnet: Good job.

* Amethyst with shape shifted mosquito head*

Amethyst: Steven...

Steven: Wahhh!

* Steven falls off the Warp Pad*

Pearl: Amethyst! That's not funny!

* Amethyst reverting back to normal*

Garnet: Eh, it was a little funny.

Pearl: Regardless, we need to warp back out.

Steven: Can I warp us there?

Garnet: We're going underwater.

Pearl: And you do need air to breathe.

Steven: Then can I tell all my friends I'm the warp master?

Pearl: I guess but--

* Steven running out*

[Trans. int. Big Donut]

Steven: I'm the warp master!

Sadie: That's nice Steven.

* Lars mumbling in sleep*

Lars: Steven...

Sadie: You want a donut?

Steven: Chocolate jelly please.

* Sadie trying to go over Lars*

(Sadie falls on Lars)

Lars: Wha--huh? Sadie! I like, just got to sleep! Now I have to start all over!

Sadie: Then don't sleep at the counter! I'm trying to work!

Lars: Why don't you not work at the counter when I'm trying to sleep!

* Sadie and Lars arguing*

Steven: Something is having a bad effect on their relationship... and their customer service.

Sadie: You could get fired!

Lars: Who cares, I'm sick of this place. I wanna go somewhere new.

Steven: *gasp* That's it! I'm the warp master!

Sadie: Yeah, Steven, I know.

Steven: I can take us on vacation! Somewhere warm, and beautiful, and magical. For just the two of you.

* Lars and Sadie look at each other*

* Steven pushes against Lars*

Steven: And me!

Sadie: It could be worth a try.

[Ext. Big Donut trans. int. Unnamed Island]

Steven: We're here! Come on this way!

Lars: This is way too weird. I'm going home.

Steven: No, no follow me! You gotta see it!

Sadie: Come on Lars! Give it a chance!

Lars: Ugh fine, but if it blows I'm out of here.

[Trans. int. Island Beach]

Steven: Welcome to paradise!

Sadie: Woah, Steven! It's beautiful.

Lars: It's a beach. WE LIVE ON A BEACH!

Steven: It's a magical beach!

Lars: Is that why my phone has no reception? Why were you even here?

Steven: We came here to look for a dangerous gem creature, that we never found...

Lars: Yup, I'm gone.

Sadie: Huh? Lars? Wait, Lars, this could actually be kind of fun!

Lars: If I'm going to be bored out of my mind, and possibly die, I'm gonna go to work, and get paid for it.

* Lars stops*

Lars: Okay, where is it.

Steven: What?

Lars: The teleporter thing! Where is it?!

Sadie: Oh it wouldn't disappear, would it?

Steven: No, no, no. Well, maybe...

Lars: What?!

Steven: It's okay! The gems will come to save us when they see I'm missing! Eventually.

Lars: Steven! How could you do this?! We're stranded!

Sadie: Calm down! Is this really the worst place to be stuck in?

Lars: Ugh, you calm down. I'm gonna find better reception.

Sadie: Well, I think it's amazing Steven.

* Lars looking for reception*

Lars: Ugh! Nothing!

Steven: *gasp* Guys! Check it out! I found these rocks that look like pillows!

Sadie: Good job, Steven.

Lars: My rock is too close to those other rocks.

(Lars moving rock and laying down.)

Steven: Sadie, I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Sadie: Tell me about it.

Steven: You were gonna love it here so much, you'd never want to leave.

Sadie: Don't worry, Lars is just a tough nut. He can't keep up the shtick forever.

Lars: I could do without the audio commentary.

Steven: *sigh* Goodnight, Sadie...

Sadie: Night, Steven.

[Trans int. day]

(Sadie and Steven trying to catch fish)

(Fish jumps out of water)

(Sadie gets startled and tries to catch it)

Steven: Any late-lunch-early-dinner yet?

Sadie: *sigh* No luck. What about you?

Steven: Mmmm, no.

* Lars walking by*

Steven: But I can see why, my bait is too adorable to eat. Everything on this island has such a bright happy smile.

(Sadie and Steven look at Lars)

Lars: Ugh, no signal over here either.

Sadie: Hey! Uh, maybe you should help out! You wanna eat?

* Lars covers his ears*

Sadie: Ergh!

(Sadie unintentionally catches three fish out of frustration with her spear)

Steven: Sadie! We're gonna live!

* Sadie goes over to Lars*

Sadie: I catch, you cook.

Lars: You ain't the boss of me.

(Sadie grabs Lars)

Lars: Whatever.

[Trans. int. night]

(Lars cooking newly caught fish)

(Lars pokes fish with stick)

Lars: Ah, no. Looks done to me.

Lars: Ooh! Who's first?

Steven: Me, me, me!

* Lars hands fish to Steven*

(Steven stares at fish with regret)

Steven: It keeps looking at me...

Lars: Maybe it knows it's your fault for getting us lost?

* Lars hands fish to Sadie*

Sadie: Thank you.

(Lars continues to cook fish)

Steven: *sigh*

* Steven puts leaf over his fish*

(Sadie eating her fish)

Sadie: Hm, mm! Lars! This is really good!

Lars: Hm?

Sadie: You can really cook!

Lars: Heh, fire. Nature's microwave.

(Sadie and Lars giggling)

* Steven smiles*

(Sadie and Lars still giggling)

(Steven stands up)

Steven: Could this night get any better?!

(Steven playing his ukulele and singing, while it shows what the trio is doing on the island)

Steven: Isn't this such a beautiful night, whoa, we're underneath the thousand shining stars. Isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different, whoa, why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are. Look at this place, Look at your faces. I've never seen you look like this before. Isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different, whoa, why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are. Look at this place, Look at your faces. They're shining like a thousand shining stars. Isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different, whoa, why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are. Why don't you let yourself just be somewhere different, whoa, why don't you let yourself just be whoever you are.