Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20150813144404/@comment-25908355-20150818095739

(I was playing video games.)

Jet reaches the border checkpoint of Vega Prime. The Border inspector was a mantis, the former inhabiting species of the planet before the Homeworld took over.

Inspector: Papers please.

Jet gives him the passport.

Inspector: Hm.. It says that you're Anna Petrovski.

Jet: Yeah. It says on the passport.

Inspector: I cannot find your alias in the galactic database.

Jet's mind: Crap.

The inspector pulls out a microphone, ready to call the guards.

Jet: Slow down, my friend. I am coming to protect you.

Inspector: Huh? What are you talking about?

Jet: Aren't you sick of Homeworld subjugation?

The inspector puts the microphone away.

Inspector: I'm listening.

Jet: Let me through, and I guarantee that the Homeworld will lose their grip over Vega Prime.

Inspector: Hm.. I don't know..

Jet: And I'll give you 20 credits.

The inspector stamps the passport approved.

Inspector: Welcome to Vega Prime!

Jet slips him the 20 credits, before leaving.