Steven Universe (character)/Quotes

"I summoned my weapon by eating ice cream!"

"Cookie Cat Crystal Combo powers... ACTIVATE!"

"Ah, sunset. My favorite time of the day... The sun goes down and the second sun gets bigger and bigger in the sky..." "It's like a Dad Museum!" "No, have you seen my pants? They're also very important." "I can't just start listening now, I'd be lost! Just like my pants..." "THAT'S UNUSUAL!!"

"I wear the pants in this relationship!"

"As soon as I bared by butt, I knew he'd crack." "I just turned all my fingers into cats!"

"No more cat fingers! I want Steven fingers!.... And I don't mean little me heads on fingers, I mean my REGULAR fingers!" "Hi! My name is Steven!" "I'm a member of the Crystal Gems. We fight monsters and protect humanity and stuff."

"Definitely... Always... Never do it!" "I need to be standing or else it doesn’t work." "Serious Steven... ACTIVATE!" "It's not so bad once you get use to it!"

""Oh Steven, I told you before not to take peanut butter on missions!"" ""I'm not going to say anything, but I expect you to understand that was wrong."" "He was the wildest cat in the jungle... So wild that the other cats couldn't take it! So she—I mean he—went to look for somewhere he fit in... Somewhere with other people who felt misunderstood." "So, you from around here? I'm just here on business... I really like your pink fur. You're like the cotton candy of the jungle! I always wanted an animal friend, but I thought it'd be like a goldfish... Or a dinosaur! But I guess fate had other plans for Steven Universe... and his best friend Lion." "Yay, Lion!" "Welcome to a wonderland of funtronic gameventions!" "What is Opal?"

"So, when you fuse, do you turn into a GIANT giant woman, or just a regular sized giant woman?" "All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman!" "I just can't believe you guys are like a bazillion years old! How do you find a cake big enough for all that many candles?"

"But a boy on the cusp of manhood can't spend the whole day whackering..." "Will you help me into my Birthday Suit?" "What do you know about my mom?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM! But I do know she saw beauty in everything! Even in stuff like this, and even in jerks like you!"

"Try to act like a rich duck." "Fire Salt! Burn! Burn people!"

"None of you are the handsome one! I'M the handsome one!"

"They don't have any arms!" "Why do I never ask follow up questions? Who will teach little Stevie, now?"

"I'm gonna bring the ocean back...or get really thirsty trying."

"I can't believe Lapis would do this. Gems shouldn't fight each other."

"Lapis, I'm coming up to see you, so please don't drown me." "No prob, Bob."

"I'm used to it." "That kinda sounds like the opposite of truth...." "Stevenbomb!" "Garnet learned a valuable lesson that day, that true strength is about more than just how many mountains you can punch in half."

"I think you can stop being such a dink to Ronaldo." "I think you're pretty great..."

"Maybe when Peridot gets to Earth, she'll see how nice all the people are, and she won't want to hurt anyone." "But this is my home, and you're all my family! I'm...I'M A CRYSTAL GEM TOO!"

"I have to protect you, what if somehow you get hurt? What do I do? I don't want that for you."

"Pizza rain! ...But no pizza clouds..." "Is that a reference to something?"

"Wow! I didn't know you wanted to be an actor!"

"Jamie....."

"You gotta take this online quiz: "Which Crying Breakfast Friend Are You?"!" "Are you insecure about your relationships and how you're perceived by other people?" "Wow, I want four legs too!" "She got poofed again!" "You can converse with me!" "Is it weird I'm getting numb to this?" "Does that new form... Hurt you?"

"Don't forget the best part!"

"Steven has an idea!" "You should train Connie to sword fight, she's already so good!" "Ms. Knight." "Can we talk for a moment?" "Well, Connie is taking sword-fighting lessons from Pearl but I think it's getting a little too serious. She wants Connie to do all this dangerous stuff for me..!" "You wouldn't have happened to see Connie, would you?" "Connie..! I don't want you to do this anymore! Not alone!" "If you're the one protecting me... Then who's the one protecting you!?" "Some day soon we may be fighting some really bad guys, and when that day comes, I wanna fight with you! Together! So please... Won't you share this jam with me?" "If Connie's going to fight, we're going to fight together!" "Safety is no punchline, Pearl." ""Sleep is a curse, and yet a curse I need to live." —Steven Universe"

"Okay, thanks." "Lion, are you okay?" "Wow! You're so articulated!" "Are you gonna smash stuff with your war hammer?" "Square pizza!? What's wrong with this crazy state!?"

"I was so happy when Garnet said she was gonna come on this trip with me and Dad... Home's been awful! Here's been awful! I thought you wanted to have a fun time but-- Everyone's been acting awful too! It - It just came with us. I don't understand! Is it... Is it me..?"

"Wait... I can't eat such a perfect sandwich all on its own! It needs a side! ...But what?"

"This is really weird!"

"You're Onion's MOM!?"

"Why do you hate food?"

"Okay thanks for dinner time to go right Amethyst?"

"Uh, cool shopping cart."

"You have a little mousie roommate friend!"

"You want me to feed our little friend to this snake, huh?"

"Sorry, we all got to eat."

"I...... can't!" "Cool hospital setting." "Hey, that's your mom! ... What's she getting ready for?" "Ah! Wait! What's going on!?" "Hah, yeah! We'll see!" "That sounds like some strange math... But I'm ready!"

"Good morning!"

"We found a seeeecret way to track you, and we'll never tell you how even if you ask nicely. MYAH" "Have a great weekend!" "At least Pearl's optimistic." "Pearl says: "You're the dull one if you think you can fly this wreck!"" "Thanks Amethyst..!"