Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20150920064643/@comment-25908355-20150922182721

('Kay. Meanwhile, let's focus on the battle! In the few.. Like.. 30 minutes I have left.)

Sard arrives at the front line trench, next to Pearl and Garnet.

Sard: Okay, I'm here and- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!

Pearl: We have no idea! But it's big and powerful!

Sard: Arm the flak cannons! Garnet, get the horses!

Sard turns to Dave.

Sard: Tell us if you smell gas.

Dave: Ew.

Sard: Not that gas.

Dave: Oh, okay.