Thread:Jasper the Quartz Gem/@comment-27847292-20160605170004/@comment-28758107-20160606233132

Pearl: *takes hamburger* "Give me that, when i die, you stay away from my funeral. Oh, do i really?"

Steven: "Ahhhh..."

Pearl: *reaches mouth towards hamburger*

Steven: "Ooh, ooh ooh ooh!"

Pearl: *bites tiny piece of hamburger and swallows, her pupils turn to hearts* "Why, this must be the most... HORRIBLE, PUTRID, UNAPPATIZING, EXCUSE for a sandwich that has ever been my displeasure, to have slithered down my throat!"

Steven: "But..."

Pearl: "And i curse this hamburger and all the humans that enjoy them, to a well deserved grave! Get it?!"

Steven: "But it doesn't make sense! The hamburger is a absolute good! No one could resist its tasty charms!"

Pearl: "Everyone but me."

Steven: "Are you sure?"

Pearl: "Does THIS look unsure to you?!" *face has Yellow Diamond's angry face*

Steven: "No."

Pearl: "Good! Now go spread the word!"

Steven: *walks away sadly*

Pearl: *digs for hamburger* "Come on! *gasp* Still alive!!!"