Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20151217203805/@comment-9434717-20151218232819

Burgundy: Well, th-


 * Cobalt looks at Burgundy patiently.

Burgundy: Fine.

Cobalt: Yippeee! Okay, so you are a gem, and you have a gem on your body, which is actually a dense particle of light cast by your gem, and you can regenerate if you die, and you have a weapon, and you have abilities, and-

Burgundy: You are a gem, and your body is a dense hologram cast by your gem in order to protect itself. Certain gems have abilities and weapons, and can learn how to use them. Today, we are going to teach you this. First, however, we need... Cobalt, where'd the Professor go?

Cobalt: He said he was going on business, to Homeworld, remember? So, we get to teach you how to do these things by ourselves instead!

Burgundy: Yes, we get to teach you instead....