User:Cheeseskates

Woke right now.

Skills
 * Can write
 * Can make screenshots
 * Can do heavy tasks like a robot
 * Can sing
 * Can recommend Daft Punk also
 * Can create cool databases for Steven Universe
 * Can do whatever you can imagine
 * Can talk to you about the Cool Ranch
 * Can recommend various top ten lists
 * Can predict the future
 * Can educate you on how to stop aging
 * Can tell you why Dragon Ball Super is actually great
 * Can defeat Queen Larsa on Bug Princess 2 with no continues
 * Can create random comics
 * Can provide education to the needy
 * Can find out everything about you and keep quiet in regards to it
 * Can recommend abandoning the internet now before it's too late

That Cool Ranch, though