Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-25908355-20151101170855/@comment-25908355-20151114204727

After a whole 5 minutes of punching and slashing, Sard is awoken from his routine by Onyx's scream.

Onyx: SAAAAAAARD! WHERE ARE YOU?! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

Sard turns around, yelling.

Sard: Onyx! I'm HERE!

Right as he does, Obsidian catches him off guard and beams him in the back of the head, knocking Sard cold.