Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26466194-20151213014125/@comment-26566521-20151213025118

Doublet's hosting a show.

Doublet: "-and THAT darlings, is why you don't blank out when your with a Ruby."

The crowd watching in-person (as opposed to watching live) laughs.

Doublet: "Now for more serious matters....I've been requested by the Diamonds to put more time into combatting the rebels. I won't be able to have as many shows...but I promise! Extra-length shows every Saturday! So, today, I killed a rebel leader. Woops, we were supposed to capture 'em but I can't blame myself, y'know. They weren't very...clear? On the orders. Oh well, I figured that that wasn't the only leader. But yeah. This leader was Sard. The guy in the video that took over my channel that one day, the guy who carried out the Spire att-"

Crowd whistles and cheers. Ratings spikes up.

"Yes..I'm flattered. Thank you, thank you darlings~. I didn't feel that much remorse, but hey, for those secret rebel conspirators watching out there.." He points to the camera with a finger gun, winks, and makes a clicking sound with his mouth.

"At least he's getting to return to his girlfriend....that I also killed. Eyyyy!" Rimshot. Crowd laughs along with some canned laughter.

"Lovely, lovely." Doublet leans back in his throne styled chair. His eyes half close (bedroom eyes) and he crosses his thighs.

"So..I''ve got a couple of guests to introduce. This is my friend Starrie (kunzite). Hey darlings~, easy on the ships~" At the last bit, Kunzit bites her lip but she's smiling. Light chuckles from the crowd, just the intended result. No roaring laughter, no crickets.