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Biesaga wrote: Steven Bomb 17 wrote: Awe, the birthday present for Malachite is late, now I'll have to break the news to her

Me: Malachite, hi you know that present? It's gonna be a little late.

Malachite: Oh, why's that?

Me: Well it's apparently too big to carry for just ten people, they have to get at least fifty people on it and they're having trouble finding you.

Malachite: Ok, gah if I could just free my arm I could show you where I am.

Me: Don't worry, we'll find you. Promise.

That went better then I ex-(here's sobs in the ocean) I'll be right back Malachite is surprisingly calm and level-headed for a fusion that boils the ocean with their hatred. You learn how to accept things when you're trapped at the bottom of the ocean...at least you learn to pretend to until no one's around to hear the cries