Talk:The Trial/@comment-3552681-20170530011012

[Corney 80's lawyer ad music]

YZ: Hi! Have you been injured in an accident! Let us fight for you in court! We are Zircon & Zircon!

BZ: At Zircon & Zircon, we take your case seriously...if not frantically.

YZ: We take cases for whatever you got.

BZ: Parking and Traffic Violations.

YZ: Pearl Custody Cases.

BZ: Diamond Shattering Trauma.

YZ: Gemstone Cracks.

BZ: Luster Scratches.

YZ: Fusion Anullments.

BZ: Denial that any Fusion Ever Happen.

YZ: Yes! We will help you get out of any sitiation where you may have been accused of a Fusion because Fusion is nasty and bad. I mean imagine what the Diamonds would say if they caught you doing that, right?

BZ: You're right. But let's get back on the subject of our services offered

YZ: Yes...we are in now way for-or-against your Fusion be in on purpose or accident. We woudn't be lawyers if that were never the case. But we diregress.

BZ: Off-colored-ness.

YZ: BANKRUPTCY!

BZ: Pearl Defects.

YZ: Cancer caused by Talc Products.

BZ: Inapporpriate Gem Placement.

YZ: and of course space-time accents in spacecraft where your head and neck have been injured or has caused your pearl to develop Cerebral Pausey and you need someone to fight the insurance company.

BZ: and as always, At Zircon & Zircon, there is no fee unless you collect.

YZ: Why not listen to a few of our customers.

A Peridot (not 5XG): Zircon & Zircon helped me sue a bunch of clods for breaking my machines. Thanks to Zircon & Zircon, I now have $5,000,000...wait do we even have a enconomy?

Amethyst (one of the full sized sisters): Thank's to Zircon & Zircon, we sued our kindergarden for malpractice. Now Carnelian can live a full life knowing she will be copensated for her shortness.

ZIM: ZIM NEEDS NO LAWYER! IN FACT, WHY AM I EVEN ON THIS PLANET OF ROCK PEOPLE? [off site whispering] What? That's offensive? I appologize...BUT NOT TO THE DIB WHO NOW SPENDS HIS TIME IN SPACE JAIL FOR ALL THOSE HUMILIATING THINGS! I AM ZIM!!!

YZ: Don't settle for any lawyer but the best!

Both: 'At Zircon & Zircon, we're looking out for you! '

Fast Narrator: (The choice of an attorney is a important decision, and should not be based on Advertisements. General fee is 20%. Not available in all galaxies and the state of Kansas on the Planet Earth.)