Board Thread:Off-topic/@comment-26887959-20150820185736/@comment-26886506-20150825215438

Back at the temple:

Garnet: Steven, Pearl and I talked. Want to destroy all humans?

Steven: Huh? What about Connie and dad?

Garnet: We stuff gems inside chosen parts! (don't try this at home, kids!) (why would there be dumb kids on this wiki?)

Steven: Connie and Dad will be gems! Yay! Can you make me full gem?

Garnet: All I know I can do is stab your heart with a sword, and if you die, reincubate you once the kindergarten starts back up. If not, after you regenerate, you gargle water, and spit it in a cup. Then, we shtter your gem temperrairaly. Rose could heal shards, so I know you can.

Steven: bring me a gem you don't care about after shattering it. I just want to see.

Garnet gives steven a random gem

Steven: Okay! *spits onto his hand*

The gem heals, but regenerates.

Steven: On my gosh! The crab?! Garnet do something!

Garnet: Let him kill the humans.

Steven: Don't let him touch connie or dad!

Garnet: Peridot! restart the kindergarden! Yes, bring Jasper and Lapis!

Garnet punches steven, and he dies.

Garnet: I'll make this one incubate first. *cuts gem out of steven*

Back in homeworld:

u do the rest