Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25908355-20150713185759/@comment-25908355-20150714144723

Now that Sard and the rest finally had a moment of peace, Sard began to look at some of the old recordings. He was the owner of a research company on Homeworld, which experimented with things that ranged from genetic testing to time-travel, to parallel dimensions. They experimented their products on test-subjects, but since he was too busy with research, they wer greeted by a few pre-recorded messages registered by him.

''Recorded message #1: Greetings, workers, soldiers, fellow scientists, you are here because you have the proper traits to help expand our knowledge of the universe! By being... test dummies.. Don't worry, it's far better than it sounds! And it's probably even better than sleeping on the park bench we found you on. Now, I hope you all signed the papers stating that we hold no resposibilty for your injuries and that you are fully concenting to this. Anyways, you probably met eachother on the car-ride over, so let me introduce myself.. *cough* I am head proffessor Sard! CEO of Agate Research Labs, whoom you've probably heard of because of our great technology, that somehow other people manage to steal from us.. Like Silver Labs... WHO CAN EAT MY BANKRUPT- right.. Well, anyways.. Yeah, I own this place! Obviously, I will be unable to supervise every single test, so.. You'll have to make do with these pre-recorded messages! Okay, now that you know what you're getting into, onwards to the first test chamber!''