The Answer/Transcript

[Open. Ext. Greg's Storage Shed]

(The episode opens with Steven sleeping as he is awoken by someone entering.)

Garnet: Steven!

Steven: *gasps* Garnet! Is it morning already?

Garnet: It's midnight, happy birthday Steven!

Steven: *grabs Garnet's cheeks* Oh man! Are you finally gonna tell me that you're a fusion of the Gems Ruby and Sapphire like you promised?

Garnet: You already know about all that, Steven.

Steven: *lets go of Garnet* It's true. *falls back into bed*

Garnet: But what you don't know is how Ruby and Sapphire first met.

Steven: *grabs Garnet's cheeks* O M G I don't! *starry eyes* *excitedly* *blushes*

Garnet: The Earth, 5750 years ago: it was a promising site for a new Gem colony, but progress was being thwarted by a small persistent group of rebels. A team of diplomatic gems from Homeworld were sent to investigate.