<p>I ban you because I love her, but she can be an idiot sometimes. </p>

I ban Rose Is Pink Diamond theory for being dumb.

<p>I ban you because I wonder what Garnet thinks of Lapis. Malachite can be easily compared to a cluster gem, they're both forced fusions... </p>

<p>I ban you because in "Chille Tid" Garnet states that she believes Malachite is dangerous. I "Jailbreak" she says that the two are really bad for eachother. Obviously, she wants them to unfuse ASAP. </p>

<p>I ban you for being a pestimist! (inside joke) </p>

<p>I ban you for using inside jokes! </p>

<p>I ban this censure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bATlESAIQXE </p>

<p>I ban that censor too. It's stupid. (Edit: I also ban the dub... specially Sapphire's singing) </p>

<p>I ban you for ignoring my post about banning you! </p>

I ban you because imagine if some SU fans thought the Japanese dub was the original version of the show.