<p>I ban you because I wonder what Garnet thinks of Lapis. Malachite can be easily compared to a cluster gem, they're both forced fusions... </p>

<p>I ban you because in "Chille Tid" Garnet states that she believes Malachite is dangerous. I "Jailbreak" she says that the two are really bad for eachother. Obviously, she wants them to unfuse ASAP. </p>

<p>I ban you for being a pestimist! (inside joke) </p>

<p>I ban you for using inside jokes! </p>

<p>I ban this censure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bATlESAIQXE </p>

<p>I ban that censor too. It's stupid. (Edit: I also ban the dub... specially Sapphire's singing) </p>

<p>I ban you for ignoring my post about banning you! </p>

I ban you because imagine if some SU fans thought the Japanese dub was the original version of the show.

<div class="quote"><i>CuriouslyFurtive wrote:
I ban you for ignoring my post about banning you!</i></div>
<p>I ban you because I'm sorry. I didn't know it meant so much to you. </p>

<div class="quote"><i>CuriouslyFurtive wrote:
I ban you for being a pestimist! (inside joke)</i></div>
<p>I ban you for banning me for doing the "unfortunatley's". </p>