<p>Pretty easy. Each sentence should start with either "fortunately" or "unfortunately" and it always alternates.
</p><p>EXAMPLE:
</p><p>Person A - Fortunately, Lapis and Peridot defeated cows that raided their barn
</p><p>Person B - Unfortunately, their meep-morps got destroyed in the process.
</p><p>Person C - Fortunately, Sadie finally sang in Beach-a-palooza
</p><p>Person D - Unfortunately, Lars decided to ditch
</p><p>And so on.
</p><p>Rules:
</p><p>-If there is a "fortunately" text then you must respond with an "unfortunately." See second rule for more
</p><p>-There may not be two "fortunately" or "unfortunately" texts in a row. However, mistakes do happen
</p><p>-You may not respond to your own text.
</p><p>-Keep it funny
</p><p>-You do not have to create a story out of this
</p><p>-KEEP IT APPROPRIATE. No NSFW or swearing.
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<p>Unfortunately, the Maheswarans go on Family Feud and lose terribly because they couldn't get their minds off all the weird stuff that's been happening lately.
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