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<p>If you're a fan of JelloApocalypse's 10-word reviews, then you should probably know how this goes:
</p><p>Review a random SU episode of your choice in no more than 12 words or less.
</p><p>Add the usual positive-to-negative 10/10 scale.
</p><p>Oh, and don't forget the Superlative Awards!
</p><p>I'll start:
</p><p><big>ROCKNALDO</big> <small>(Season 4, Episode 18)</small>
</p><p>Another Ronaldo episode, great.
</p><p><span style="color:red"><big>2/10</big></span>
</p><p><i>Biggest Trolling</i>
</p>
(Edited by Chechutielve)
<div class="quote"><i>YafiAldiPranotoHalim YAPPWikiaIndonesia GregUnvrs1 wrote:
S3·E20 Bismuth
<p>Makes one CG more for me! </p><p>0/10 </p><p><font color="blue">YafiAldiPranotoHalim</font> <font color="red">YAPPWikiaIndonesia</font> <font color="brown">GregUnvrs1</font> (user, talk, edit, blog)
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<p>(Um.....lol) </p><p>LARS HEAD(episode 4 Season 5) </p><p>OMGLARSISLIONCONFIRMED2K17SPOILERSÂ </p><p>9/10Â </p>
S3·E20 Bismuth
<p>Makes one CG more for me! </p><p>0/10 </p><p><font color="blue">YafiAldiPranotoHalim</font> <font color="red">YAPPWikiaIndonesia</font> <font color="brown">GregUnvrs1</font> (user, talk, edit, blog)
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<p>(Um.....lol) </p><p>LARS HEAD(episode 4 Season 5) </p><p>OMGLARSISLIONCONFIRMED2K17SPOILERSÂ </p><p>9/10Â </p>
(Edited by SuperTEMPEST42)
<p>The New Lars (Season 3, episode 10)
</p><p>Uncomfortable bordering on creepy.
</p><p>3/10
</p>
(Edited by Mr.Rig and Zig)
2
<p>Steven and the Stevens (Season 1, episode 22)
</p><p>"I learned to stay true to myself. By watching myself die."
</p><p>10/10
</p>
(Edited by Jolmev)
<p>THE ANSWER(season 2 episode 22)
</p><p>Love.
</p><p>10/10
</p>
(Edited by SuperTEMPEST42)
6
<p>(Can I do Answer Too? I got idea ;)
</p><p>
</p><p>THE ANSWER </p><p>
</p><p>Gay space rocks </p>
</p><p>THE ANSWER </p><p>
</p><p>Gay space rocks </p>
(Edited by Mørtala)
2
<p>STORM IN THE ROOM
</p><p>"Steven is mentally tortured by and yells at clouds"
</p><p>8/10
</p>
(Edited by AquaticPanic)
4
<p><i>TIGER PHILANTROPHIST</i>
</p><p>We learn the meaning of philantrophist
</p><p>6/10
</p>
(Edited by Mørtala)
<p>Jailbreak
</p><p>Gay
</p><p>100/10
</p>
(Edited by CrystalMomSquad)
<p>Jailbreak
</p><p>Garnet is a lesbian marriage.
</p><p>1,000,000/10
</p>
(Edited by ShoulderGemPearl)
5
<p>THE NEW CRYSTAL GEMS
</p><p>
</p><p>"The Dirty Dan scene from Spongebob but stretched out to 11 minutes" </p><p>
</p><p>6/10 </p>
</p><p>"The Dirty Dan scene from Spongebob but stretched out to 11 minutes" </p><p>
</p><p>6/10 </p>
(Edited by AquaticPanic)