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<p>If you're a fan of JelloApocalypse's 10-word reviews, then you should probably know how this goes:
</p><p>Review a random SU episode of your choice in no more than 12 words or less.
</p><p>Add the usual positive-to-negative 10/10 scale.
</p><p>Oh, and don't forget the Superlative Awards!
</p><p>I'll start:
</p><p><big>ROCKNALDO</big> <small>(Season 4, Episode 18)</small>
</p><p>Another Ronaldo episode, great.
</p><p><span style="color:red"><big>2/10</big></span>
</p><p><i>Biggest Trolling</i>
</p>
(Edited by Chechutielve)
2
<p>STORM IN THE ROOM
</p><p>"Steven is mentally tortured by and yells at clouds"
</p><p>8/10
</p>
(Edited by AquaticPanic)
4
<p><i>TIGER PHILANTROPHIST</i>
</p><p>We learn the meaning of philantrophist
</p><p>6/10
</p>
(Edited by Mørtala)
<p>Jailbreak
</p><p>Gay
</p><p>100/10
</p>
(Edited by CrystalMomSquad)
<p>Jailbreak
</p><p>Garnet is a lesbian marriage.
</p><p>1,000,000/10
</p>
(Edited by ShoulderGemPearl)
5
<p>THE NEW CRYSTAL GEMS
</p><p>
</p><p>"The Dirty Dan scene from Spongebob but stretched out to 11 minutes" </p><p>
</p><p>6/10 </p>
</p><p>"The Dirty Dan scene from Spongebob but stretched out to 11 minutes" </p><p>
</p><p>6/10 </p>
(Edited by AquaticPanic)
2
<p>SUPER WATERMELON ISLAND
</p><p>
</p><p>Watermelons beat Malachite, not the CGs </p><p>
</p><p>6/10 </p>
</p><p>Watermelons beat Malachite, not the CGs </p><p>
</p><p>6/10 </p>
(Edited by Mørtala)
4
<p>LOG DATE 7/15/2
</p><p>
Steven be sneaky </p><p>
10000000000/10 </p>
Steven be sneaky </p><p>
10000000000/10 </p>
(Edited by Ravenclod)
3
<p>Lars' Head:
</p><p>Lars is dead in this one broh. He's alive too broh.
</p>
(Edited by Ed486)
<p>So many birthdays :
</p><p>YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED AT THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY (GONE WRONG)
</p><p>9/10
</p>
(Edited by LedruRollin)
2
<p>Alone At Sea:
</p><p>Lapis flies broh. Jasper flies in this one too broh.
</p>
(Edited by Ed486)