All posts by LoveDiamonds85

(This has nothing to do with the fandom or anything it's just for fun)

Garnet: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Bismuth: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Garnet: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Pearl: Actually I did the math, Bismuth would have $225, not $0.15.

Bismuth: Fam I’m right here....

Amethyst: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Garnet: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Amethyst: Sorry I only have a dollar

Garnet: :(

Pearl: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Bismuth would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Amethyst: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Pearl: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Lapis: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Pearl: Apply juice to what

Peridot: Directly to the forehead

Bismuth: Great chat everyone

(This has nothing to do with the fandom or anything, this was made for fun.)

Steven: We need to distract these guys. Pink Diamond: Leave it to me. Pink Diamond: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Monster Steven, Blue Diamond, and Yellow Diamond: *Immediately begin arguing* White Diamond, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

Take your birthstone, mine is sapphire, Take clothes you normally wear, take a weapon of your choice, and as many sapphire looking colors as possible and put it all together! (If you want to show me yours put it in the comments, also in the picture I'm putting there's the description template for you. Remember, have fun with it!!

Don't mind the background, I'll fix that later