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Speaker Dialogue
[The episode begins with Steven and Lapis walking on a pier near the Beach City harbors. Steven has a surprise for Lapis as she covers her eyes with her wings.]
Lapis I'm starting to guess the surprise, Steven.
Steven I told you to close your eyes!
Lapis [Laughs] Sorry.
Steven Okay, wait here.
Greg and Steven Surprise!
(Steven shows Lapis a large yacht the three will use.)
Lapis Hm.
Steven We bought a boat!
Greg Uh, correction. We rented a boat. I may be rich, but buying a boat would be going a bit overboard.
Steven Ayyy.
Greg Ayyyyy.
Greg and Steven Ayyyyy!
Greg Just a joke I picked up from some sailors. They have a surprisingly clean sense of humor.
Lapis Steven, who is this?
Greg Uh, Greg Universe. (Offers a handshake to Lapis.) You broke my leg trying to use the ocean to fly back to your homeworld?
Lapis Lapis Lazuli. Nice to meet you.
(Greg holds out his hand expecting a handshake which never comes, making the moment awkward.)
Greg Great! Well, I'll get the boat started.
Steven So what do you think?
Lapis It's nice, Steven... but I don't know.
Steven Look, Lapis, I know you spent a really long time fused with Jasper at the bottom of the ocean, but you're not Malachite anymore. And water is a part of who you are. You can't let one bad experience take that away from you.
Lapis It was more than one.
Steven Just give it a chance. I promise we'll make this the most fun you've ever had.
Lapis Steven, I... Don't deserve this.
Steven Of course you do! We even named her Li'l Lappy.
(Greg is seen giving a thumbs up to the name until he realizes the taped coverup paper fell off and showed its real name, "S.S. MISERY." to Lapis' amusement.)
Lapis [Snorts then laughs.] Okay. I'll give it a chance. But, just one.
(Lapis picks up Steven and flies to the floor of the boat.)
Steven Woah! [Laughs]
Greg (Speaking into a speaker microphone) You two ready to set sail?
Steven Aye, aye, Captain!
Lapis Yes.
Greg (Sounding the horn) Full speed ahe-- Woah!
(A piece of wood was pulled off the dock since Greg forgot to unlock the cord keeping the yacht at bay.)
Greg Ah, geez, you think anyone will notice?
(Steven, Greg, and Lapis set sail, their progress seen in a birds-eye view.)
Greg Wow, I think I did a number on that dock. Maybe somebody else should take a shot at being captain. What do you say, Captain Lazuli?
Lapis I shouldn't.
Steven Go for it, Lapis.
Lapis Don't put me in charge! Oh, sorry. I mean, y-you shouldn't trust me with the boat.
Steven Uh, that's okay. Don't worry about it. We can all be first mates, so there's no pressure. Only fun stuff today!
(Lapis is pleased with the plan, including Greg, who continues to offer the Captain's hat.)
Greg Lapis, you can still wear the hat, if you want.
Lapis Thanks, but I'm not putting that on my body.
Greg (Puts the hat back on.) Let's set a course for f-u-u-un!
(Upbeat music plays as Steven and Greg enjoy their time on the yacht. Lapis is not as energetic from noticing the unknown but eventually enjoys herself as she continues to pull the horn. Afterward, they talk to Greg, who is seen fishing.)
Steven Dad! Dad!
Greg Hey, you two. Finally get enough of that horn?
Steven What?!
Greg [Chuckles]
Lapis What are you doing?
Greg Catching fish. (Throws the hook into the water.)
Lapis Oh, I can help! [Sighs]
(Lapis steps back and uses her hydrokinesis to lift a large mass of water containing plenty of fish.)
Greg [Gasps] What the?!
Steven Woah.
Greg That's a pretty uh... fancy way of catching fish.
Steven That's 'cause Lapis is super strong!
Greg Well, I, Uh, appreciate the gesture, but I-I think it would be safer to stick to the old-fashioned way of doing it.
Lapis Oh, uh... sure.
(Lapis shoots the large mass of water back into the ocean which causes a large ripple that shakes the boat and makes it creak.)
Steven and Greg Woah!
Steven Wow, Lapis! That was ama... (Lapis puts her hand on Steven's head to calm him.) zing...
Lapis So, how do you fish the old-fashioned way?
Greg Oh, it's pretty simple. You start with a rod, and you put a hook on the end of your line. And then, when you feel a nibble, you reel it in. And there it is. You've caught yourself a fish to eat!
Lapis But why would a fish ever bite a hook?
Greg You got to bait it. Put something on it you know it wants, like a worm or a $20 bill. Here, I'll show you. (Throws the hook back into the water.) Fishing.
(Time skips by as Greg continues to fish. Steven and Lapis get impatient.)
Lapis When does the fish part happen?
Greg Well, sometimes it isn't about the fish you keep, but the company you catch. (Notices a nibble.) Woah! I got a bite!
Steven [Gasps]
Greg Lapis, here! Give it a try! Hold it just like that and reel it in slowly.
Lapis Like this?
Greg You got it. It looks like a big one!
(Lapis continues to reel in but faces difficulty as she is pulled back with great force.)
Steven Lapis!
Greg Steven!
(They both grab hold onto Lapis and help her pull.)
Steven [Grunts] You got it, Lapis! Reel it in!
Lapis It's... pulling... so hard!
(The silhouetted entity is about to emerge. Lapis is shocked as the line snaps and lets it sink back.)
Greg [Sighs] Looks like this pole rental turned into a pole purchase. But you did a great job tangling with that beast.
Steven Y-yeah. Don't worry about that one getting away.
Lapis Oh, thank you.
Greg Welp, that's my adventure quota for the day. I'll be at the controls. Holler if you need me.
Steven Yes, sir! Lapis, what do you... (Steven notices they disappeared from their area.) Lapis? (Steven notices her sitting on a patio lounge chair.
Steven Hey. Whatcha doing?
Lapis I just thought I'd sit for a bit.
Steven You looked like a real pro fisher before the pole snapped.
Lapis Thanks.
Steven Hmm. So, fishing was a bust, but I-I got something that'll cheer you up. Shuffleboard! What do you say?
(The ship starts to shake as something is heard crashing.)
Steven Ahh!, Ugh! [Groans] What was that?
(The crash happens again, and continues to happen.)
Steven and Lapis Ahh!
Lapis Are you okay?
Steven Yeah.
Lapis What's going on?
Greg Steven! You got a moment?
Steven Is everything okay, First Mate Dad?
Greg Shh! You hear that?
(Silence as the crashing stops.)
Steven Uhhh... no.
Greg I guess it stopped. I think something's wrong with the boat.
(Greg tries to turn the wheel to no success.)
Greg Aw, geez, something's throwing off the rudder. I don't know what's going on, and this owner's manual is no help. It's mostly advice on sun tanning and what crackers go with caviar.
Steven Well, what crackers go with caviar?
Greg Water crackers.
Steven and Greg Ayyyyyyyyyyyy!
(Muffled thumping is heard inside the yacht.)
Greg [Gasps] There it is.
(The yacht begins to rumble then crash again. Greg and Steven go over to check the internal of the yacht. It begins to leak smoke which causes Steven and Greg to cough profusely.)
Greg Oh, crud! The engine! I don't know how to fix an engine. This trip might be a little longer than we thought, little buddy.
(The scene transitions to an overcast weather. Lapis is seen staring at the scene of the ocean.)
Steven Lapis? Um... I have some not-so-good news. There's trouble with the engine, and we might be stuck out here for a while.
Lapis [Sighs]
Steven [Sighs] I'm so sorry! This whole thing is my fault. I just wanted you to have fun, but everything's a mess. I shouldn't have made you come on this trip.
Lapis It's my fault. I'm the one to blame.
Steven That's not true.
Lapis I'm really trying to enjoy it out here, but... I can't stop thinking about being fused as Malachite, how I used all my strength to hold her down in the ocean, and how I was always battling against Jasper to keep her bound to me.
Steven But it's not like that anymore. You don't have to be with Jasper.
Lapis That's not it. I... I miss her.
Steven What?!
Lapis [Sighs] We were fused for so long.
Steven But... she's terrible.
Lapis I'm terrible! I did horrible things! I-I broke your dad's leg. I stole Earth's ocean! Go on! Tell me I'm wrong!
(The yacht begins to rumble again. An arm emerges from the water, grabbing the anchor chain and climbing. It turns out that Jasper has returned which shocks Steven and Lapis.)
Jasper Finally! [Thunder crashes behind her.]
Steven and Lapis Jasper!
Jasper I thought I'd never catch up to you!
Lapis You've been following us?
Jasper I've been following you.
Lapis [Gasps]
Steven Stay back! [Summons his shield]
Jasper [Laughs] This dulled-down version of Rose Quartz works for you now? You're pointing that shield the wrong way. [Chuckles] She's the one you should be afraid of.
Lapis That's not true.
Jasper You can't lie to me. I've seen what you're capable of. I thought I was a brute, but you... you're a monster.
Lapis I...
Steven Lapis doesn't want anything to do with you!
Jasper This is between... us!
(Jasper swipes Steven with her arm, knocking Steven back and moderately damaging him.)
Steven [Groans]
Lapis Steven!
(Jasper grabs Lapis by the arm, restricting her movement.)
Lapis [Grunts]
(Jasper then clasps her hands around Lapis' and lands on her knees.)
Jasper Let's be Malachite again.
(The thunder continues to crash, setting the scene.)
Lapis Why... would you want that?
Jasper I was wrong about fusion. You made me understand! Malachite was bigger and stronger than both of us! We could fly!
Steven Lapis, don't listen to her!
Jasper Stay out of this!
Lapis I was terrible to you. I liked taking everything out on you. I needed to. I-I hated you. It was bad!
Jasper It'll be better this time. I've changed. You've changed me. I'm the only one who can handle your kind of power. [Walks closer towards Lapis until her back's against the front of the ship's cabin]
Lapis [Gasps]
Jasper Together, we'll be unstoppable!
(Lapis thinks about it. Staring back at Steven and his worried look helped set her decision.)
Lapis No.
Jasper What?
Lapis What we had wasn't healthy. I never want to feel like I felt with you. Never again! So just go!
Jasper Lapis!
Steven She said, "No!" Leave her alone!
Jasper This is your fault. [Growls and starts charging towards him] I'll shatter you!
Steven and Lapis [Gasps]
Lapis [Grunts]
(Lapis summons a large mass of water forming into a fist, smashing through the middle of the yacht, hitting Jasper.)
Jasper Eeuugh!
(Jasper gets pushed far, far away because of the impact.)
Steven Lapis, you did it!
Greg Are you two okay?! What?!
(The boat begins to creak and groan as it starts to sink.)
Greg What happened?
Steven Uhh, (Lapis picks up Steven and Greg and flies away.) it's kind of a long story.
Greg I guess I bought a boat after all.
Steven Eh, sorry, Dad. But hey, the ocean's really beautiful from up here.
Lapis Yeah. It is.
[The star iris zooms into the trio and pops, and the episode ends.]
ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen It RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunitedLegs From Here to HomeworldFamiliarTogether AloneEscapismChange Your Mind
Film Steven Universe: The Movie
Future Little HomeschoolGuidanceRose BudsVolleyballBluebirdA Very Special EpisodeSnow DayWhy So Blue?Little GraduationPrickly PairIn DreamsBismuth CasualTogether ForeverGrowing PainsMr. UniverseFragmentsHomeworld BoundEverything's FineI Am My MonsterThe Future
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time
Other Crossover Nexus
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