Amethyst/Quotes

Non-Canon

“	Why don’t you grab us some donuts?	”
—Pilot

“	Pearl: Why did you give him that!? He wanted to see it! I was letting him see it!	”
—Pilot

“	It’s okay Steven. You’re our clown.	”
—Pilot

“	Pearl: Amethyst, have you seen Steven this morning? Yeap. He's hanging out with some weirdo. I think he's trying to vaporize Steven.	”
—"Say Uncle"

“	I hope he didn't care about that pizza...	”
—"Say Uncle"

“	I also apologize for Pearl.	”
—"Say Uncle"

Season 1

“	Pearl: Well we heard that too, and since they're your favorite... We went out and stole a bunch!	”
—"Gem Glow"

“	Pearl: Calm down, Steven. Breathe, don't force it. Yeah, and try not to poop yourself either.	”
—"Gem Glow"

“	Listen Steven. All that practice stuff is no fun. *bites donut* Whenever I need to summon my weapon, it just happens.	”
—"Gem Glow"

“	Okay, your majesty.	”
—"Gem Glow"

“	I mean—You're one of us, Steven. We're not the Crystal Gems without you.	”
—"Gem Glow"

“	If Rose were here, this would be so easy.	”
—"Laser Light Cannon"

“	Laser Light Cannon"	”
—"

“	Great job, Steven! You just saved MOST of Beach City!	”
—"Laser Light Cannon"

“	Pearl: Also, I cleaned up your awful, awful mess. You’re welcome. You did WHAT?! I have a system!	”
—"Together Breakfast"

“	You can't outrun me, we both have short legs!	”
—"Together Breakfast"

“	Uh, chill it dude.	”
—"Cat Fingers"

“	Steven: Can you shapeshift? Pearl: Well of course... Well of course I can, I'm perfect! *hits her butt* WOMP! WOMP!	”
—"Cat Fingers"

“	Nah, you're too tense. Just relax and feel it. *eats potato chip* Bio-rhythms, yo.	”
—"Cat Fingers"

“	Pearl: Amethyst, I blame YOU for this. Eh, that's fair.	”
—"Cat Fingers"

“	Yeah, good job, "Serious Steven".	”
—"Serious Steven"

“	Steven: She's just a girl I know, except she doesn't know me. We never talked. *gasp* You like her!	”
—"Bubble Buddies"

“	Pearl: Ugh, you are just so childish! Yeah, yeah, don't forget: reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed. That's just what makes me so awesome!	”
—"Tiger Millionaire"

“	In the ring, nobody can tell me what to do! And if they try, I HIT 'EM IN THE FACE WITH A CHAIR!	”
—"Tiger Millionaire"

“	Steven: What's your backstory? Pumas are cool.	”
—"Tiger Millionaire"

“	Steven: Amethyst... Am I the cruelest creature on the planet? Oh Steven, those are just words people use to describe how they feel about you.	”
—"Tiger Millionaire"

“	Listen, Steven. You can't let anyone make you feel like garbage.	”
—"Tiger Millionaire"

“	I only feel how I wanna feel.	”
—"Tiger Millionaire"

“	It's not enough that you're on my case all the time, you have to ruin this for me too?	”
—"Tiger Millionaire"

“	Pearl: Amethyst, bubble it away. No, quit being jealous, Pearl. My kill, my keep.	”
—"Steven's Lion"

“	Pearl: Why didn't you bubble it earlier?! Welcome to shrug city, P. *shrugs*	”
—"Steven's Lion"

“	I swallowed a rock.	”
—"Arcade Mania"

“	I'mma win a airplane!	”
—"Arcade Mania"

“	Oh wait, Steven! I just remembered, Garnet had a special mission for you! Steven: Really? Yeah, she says, um, you have to slam your face into that bowl of cereal.	”
—"Arcade Mania"

“	Ugh, you're no fun anymore. This is why we never form Opal.	”
—"Giant Woman"

“	Steven: Guys, guys! What is Opal? It's the two of us, mashed together.	”
—"Giant Woman"

“	Steven: ...tell me more about Opal! Well, Steven, she's an ultra-powerful, stone cold Betty—that part's me. And she's like, kinda tall—that part's Pearl.	”
—"Giant Woman"

“	Maybe you should freak out some more, that's really gonna help us find it.	”
—"Giant Woman"

“	So, you wanna try that again? With less hitting me in the face this time?	”
—"Giant Woman"

“	Wait, you had candy and you didn't just GIVE it to us?	”
—"So Many Birthdays"

“	Boop!	”
—"So Many Birthdays"

“	I can fit! Which way to the baby war? EAT TREAD, DIRT BAGS!!!	”
—"So Many Birthdays"

“	Pearl: Oh, Steven! Are you trying to kill him faster?	”
—"So Many Birthdays"

“	Garnet: Don't hold back! I never do!	”
—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

“	Pearl: Amethyst, go and find it right this second. Hey, feel free to go look for it yourself.	”
—"Onion Trade"

“	Steven: Ugh, stupid Dave Guy. Got no future, your hair cut's gross, you smell bad. You talking about Pearl? Steven: No, I'm talking about dumb old Dave Guy. I mean just look at him. Does it look like his life is going anywhere? Aw, cut him a break. Maybe this is the year he gets his life together. Maybe he'll get a cool internship.	”
—"Onion Trade"

“	Don't worry, bud. These kinds of things just happen sometimes. Usually to me. Garnet: Always to you. Hey, I'm scrappy. Whaddya want?	”
—"Steven the Sword Fighter"

“	Pearl: I don't even want to know what happened to you. I got hit by a airplane!	”
—"Steven the Sword Fighter"

“	Who needs to go see movies when you've got...MAGIC?!	”
—"Lion 2: The Movie"

“	*innocently* Pearl, I got a boo-boo. Pearl: Oh, walk it off!	”
—"Beach Party"

“	Pearl: Duck! Man, I don't see any duc— (She finally sees the spear and ducks) Quack!	”
—"Beach Party"

“	Ugh, I hate it when you're right. You get this look on your face... *looks at Pearl's face* Yeah, that's the one.	”
—"Coach Steven"

“	Yeah! Let's mash it up! Bigger, badder, better! Ahahahaha!	”
—"Coach Steven"

“	Shut down by the G-squad!	”
—"Monster Buddies"

“	You just got... Garneted!	”
—"Monster Buddies"

“	NOOOOOO! MI TORTA!	”
—"Monster Buddies"

“	WHOA, MAMA!	”
—"Monster Buddies"

“	Steven, why are you getting so worked up? Why~? Do you care about me or something?	”
—"An Indirect Kiss"

“	Ha ha, you care about me.	”
—"An Indirect Kiss"

“	Garnet, do something.	”
—"Mirror Gem"

“	Now we're gonna bury you 'til you've learned your lesson! Steven: Aaah! That's not how grounding works!	”
—"Ocean Gem"

“	I love eating! Feels weird.	”
—"Fusion Cuisine"

“	Uh, speak for yourself. Ha! I love it when mush passes through my body.	”
—"Fusion Cuisine"

“	Look, Pearl's right, like usual. Ugh! You get used to it.	”
—"Warp Tour"

“	Wow! You two look great together! How does it feel Steven? Connie? ... Stevonnie?	”
—"Alone Together"

“	We're bad at this. Pearl: What?! Yeah. You can't control him, and he shouldn't be taking advice from me, and we don't have Rose to tell us what to do!	”
—"The Test"

“	Steven: But I thought Gems were from space? Pearl and Garnet are, but I was made here on Earth, like you!	”
—"On the Run"

“	Pearl: How much did you tell him? What? You mean about the bad thing? How this bad place is where bad Gems came to grow more bad Gems? Is that what you're talking about?	”
—"On the Run"

“	Pearl: Amethyst, he's not ready! Oh, but don't worry, Steven. Everything's just fine now. Pearl: Amethyst. It all worked out. We won! Pearl: Stop. And we shut this place down so the Earth would be safe from parasites like me!	”
—"On the Run"

“	Admit it. I'm just an embarrassment to you!	”
—"On the Run"

“	I'm not gonna let you stand there and remind me of everything I hate about myself!	”
—"On the Run"

“	I never asked for it to be this way. I never asked to be made!	”
—"On the Run"

“	This is, like, my entire existence! You want to pretend that none of this ever happened! You think I'm just a big mistake!	”
—"On the Run"

“	That's the 411, yo.	”
—"Winter Forecast"

“	Hey, man, it's cool. I've seen your junk before.	”
—"Maximum Capacity"

“	Well, what about me, huh? I had someone who was always there for me until she started hanging out with YOU!	”
—"Maximum Capacity"

“	Goop Hug!	”
—"Marble Madness"

“	This is great! My room's been needing another pile.	”
—"Rose's Scabbard"

“	Well, uh... If I told you any more I'd have to KILL YOU!	”
—"Story for Steven"

“	I've never started a car with a key before. *turns key and starts car* Ha, that's way easier!	”
—"The Message"

“	You got this, Pearl!	”
—"Jail Break"

Season 2

“	This time let's build a moat. I could be... *shapeshifts her head into a crocodile* THE CROCODILE! Jazz hands.	”
—"Full Disclosure"

“	Oh man! I think my favorite round thing was in there!	”
—"Reformed"

“	Oh, but I can't focus! All these rocks are different sizes! We'll have to organize them by shape and color! Didn't anyone tell nature how I want it to look!?	”
—"Reformed"

“	But I need encouragement Garnet! I need everyone's constant approval! I need to loquaciously converse so I can show off how smart I am.	”
—"Reformed"

“	Oh, thoroughly!	”
—"Reformed"

“	Lighten up, Garnet... Can't you take a joke?	”
—"Reformed"

“	Steven: So... why'd you come back with four legs? Cuz I like walkin'.	”
—"Reformed"

“	RIDICULOUS!?	”
—"Reformed"

“	You wanted me to be more like Pearl and now I am!	”
—"Reformed"

“	Hey... Y'know I wasn't feeling this at first... But I think I might be comin' around!	”
—"Reformed"

“	Yo, Steman! My seams straight?	”
—"Reformed"

“	Hey, Garnet! How'd you like to mix it up with this?	”
—"Reformed"

“	You wanted me to be stronger! I'm doing it! I'm being what you want!	”
—"Reformed"

“	Well what do you want!? Just tell me and I'll do that!	”
—"Reformed"

“	Humans should just stop wearing clothes... be a lot funnier.	”
—"Keeping It Together"

“	Man, you've changed! You look terrible!	”
—"Onion Friend"

“	Check this guy out... *points at Sour Cream* I used to be bigger than him...	”
—"Onion Friend"

“	Did you ever hear from old Farty Marty?	”
—"Onion Friend"

“	Besides, an Amethyst Vidalia party don't end til' the sun come up.	”
—"Onion Friend"

“	*lunging a large rock at Peridot* DESTROY	”
—"Friend Ship"

“	*quietly* Looks like Earth won this battle.	”
—"Friend Ship"

“	Hey, uh, this is Amethyst, I don't appreciate being called a clod, you clod...	”
—"Friend Ship"

“	If you're trying to flush yourself down the toilet, it won't work. Trust me, I've tried.	”
—"Catch and Release"

“	Homegirl knows we're gonna beat her into a green pancake.	”
—"Catch and Release"

“	Hey, why can't I be a moon boy?	”
—"It Could've Been Great"

“	Ahhh, lame.	”
—"It Could've Been Great"

“	Can we hurry it up? This place gives me the creeps.	”
—"It Could've Been Great"

“	Uhh... thanks?	”
—"It Could've Been Great"

“	Great, let's get the heck out of here.	”
—"It Could've Been Great"

“	Yeah, this plan stinks.	”
—"It Could've Been Great"

“	Man, after everything we've gone through, she's still out to get us! Ohh, I'm takin' back all my cool nicknames for her! So long, Peri and P-dot, hello... Ahhh, I'm too mad! I'll think of something later.	”
—"Message Received"

“	Yellow D got torn down by the Peri-dactyl!	”
—"Message Received"

“	Aww... Come on P, I'm just tryin'ta lion the mood. *pause* Lion the mood.	”
—"Log Date 7 15 2"

“	Peridot: Do you always use shape-shifting like this? You mean to be really cool? *shapeshifts into Peridot* Pretty much.	”
—"Log Date 7 15 2"

“	Bawck bawck! I'm a chicken! Ahahaha!	”
—"Log Date 7 15 2"

Season 3

“	Uh... I'm alive!	”
—"Super Watermelon Island"

“	Good job, Melon Head	”
—"Super Watermelon Island"

“	Let's ambush them!	”
—"Hit the Diamond"

“	Wait, can Steven fly? Yeah, I think I remember that. No no, I'm thinking of Lapis. Hey, Steven! How did you learn how to fly?	”
—"Steven Floats"

“	Shorty Squad out.	”
—"Too Short to Ride"

“	Per, I'mma be really real with you for a sec. This whole time we've been here, you've just been focusing on what you can't do. Of course you're not having any fun. You think that all you are is who you could be, but we don't hang out with you because of who you could be. We like you.	”
—"Too Short to Ride"

“	Sounds to me like you're too in your head. In a fight, you never know what's gonna happen, You just gotta go with it. How can you get ready when you don't even know what you're getting ready for, huh? Yeah, you can't be ready. What you gotta be is loose.	”
—"Crack the Whip"

“	Rose said... I'm perfect... the way I am!	”
—"Crack the Whip"

“	Oh, good... You didn't need me at all...	”
—"Crack the Whip"

“	Pa-mazing.	”
—"Steven vs. Amethyst"

“	No! I get mad at myself! That's, ugh, the thing I do. I get mad at myself and then it makes me suck at everything I do even more.	”
—"Steven vs. Amethyst"

“	Hah...I know what's wrong with me. I'm not supposed to be small. And everyone's always acting like there's no problem. You can be anything you want to be. No! I can't. Huh...I can't even be the one thing I'm supposed to be you know?	”
—"Steven vs. Amethyst"

“	Steven – I can't win. No matter what I do, no matter how hard I work, she came out right, and I came out... wrong...	”
—"Earthlings"

“	Us worse Gems stick together, right?	”
—"Earthlings"

“	Come here, sis...	”
—"Earthlings"

Season 4

“	Pearl, you're a total bad--	”
—"Last One Out of Beach City"

“	Wait, no! You can start smaller! Talk to a nerd!	”
—"Last One Out of Beach City"

“	Pearl! You just gave her some Shakesperian spiel about light, then got her number like it was nothing?! Pearl, you're a total rockstar!	”
—"Last One Out of Beach City"

“	All right, Rose. We saw that glow. So why are you still a baby? Is it... really fun or something? Garnet. Hold me. All right, I get it. This rules. But it's been so long, like months! That's longer than I was a toilet!	”
—"Three Gems and a Baby"

“	Steven, you deserve to know the truth. And the truth is... I have no idea what that is, I've never seen it before in my life.	”
—"Steven's Dream"

“	You won't believe what I've been through. These Amethysts, they're really, really... great!	”
—"That Will Be All"

“	Famethyst for life!	”
—"That Will Be All"

“	Whoa! You truthed him so hard, he died!	”
—"Rocknaldo"

“	Hey, Dad. I'm back. Blog, blog, blog.	”
—"Rocknaldo"

Season 5

“	Hey, Greg, did you invite anyone else, party guy, about three feet long, hissing, reptilian? Greg: No. Well, you might want to factor in a plus one.	”
—"Gemcation"

“	Man, you can see the stars so clearly out here. It's pretty, huh?	”
—"Gemcation"

“	Come on, Peridot! I can't stand seeing you like this.	”
—"Back to the Kindergarten"

“	We met all those other Amethysts up in space, and they all came out of the same rock as me. I've been meaning to get a look at the old neighborhood now that I've met the neighbors.	”
—"Back to the Kindergarten"

“	Good ol' Kindergarten! Just the way I left it! Aw, some thing's never change. Gah, actually, everything's different now! Man, I-I used to think this place was full of empty holes, but now it's like it's empty with holes which were once full! All those Amethysts I met in space -- they were all here! While I was right there in the ground. But now, I can finally start putting some faces to holes!	”
—"Back to the Kindergarten"

“	Hey, don't be a jerk! We were just trying to cheer you up.	”
—"Back to the Kindergarten"

“	Yeah! Why don't we try gardening in literally any other place? It'll be easier than trying to plant in the Kindergarten. That dirt doesn't care how green your thumb is.	”
—"Back to the Kindergarten"

“	Steven: Mom was Pink Diamond. WHAAAAAAAT!?	”
—"A Single Pale Rose"

“	I am ding-dong sunshine future, your friend forever, and I’m not falling apart on you.	”
—“What’s Your Problem?”

“	Steven: Have you been trying to cheer me up this whole time? Yesss...! Geez... Don't you know you deserve it? You... Great... Person?	”
—“What’s Your Problem?”

“	I'm always down for a little... horsin around.	”
—“The Question"

“	Psst, it's me. I'm a horse.	”
—“The Question"

“	Maybe I shouldn't have picked up roses. Might be a little controversial.	”
—"Reunited"

“	*desperate* Ahh!! Somebody make... Blue Diamond.. stop!!	”
—"Legs From Here to Homeworld"

“	I can't believe I'm finally going to Homeworld! There might be more Famethysts!	”
—"Legs From Here to Homeworld"

“	Dibs on being the confetti cannon!	”
—"Together Alone"

“	Yo! My Diamond!	”
—"Together Alone"

“	Don't worry about me! *shapeshifts into an owl* Owl be fine.	”
—"Change Your Mind

“	Dude, what is she even talking about? This is nonsense!	”
—"Change Your Mind"

“	Hey, White... dirtwad! *panting* That all you got?! ...Huh?	”
—"Change Your Mind"

Steven Universe: The Movie

“	♫ Once upon a time, I burst to life inside of the Kindergarten; Product of a war that I had no idea I had a part in I came out late and alone, Knew nothing but my home But I know now exactly who I'm s'posed to be, And it's a part of this family! ♫	”
—Steven Universe: The Movie

“	Hey! Nice park job, dingus!	”
—Steven Universe: The Movie

“	I'm rusty. Give me a break.	”
—Steven Universe: The Movie

“	Steven: Amethyst! Hey, Amethyst? Hey, Amethyst? Steven: What? No. You're Amethyst! What? No. You're Amethyst!	”
—Steven Universe: The Movie

“	Yo, I'm back, you dip.	”
—Steven Universe: The Movie

“	*acts like a robot* Who is Amethyst? Greg: Oh no. She's even worse. Nah, I'm just goofin'.	”
—Steven Universe: The Movie

“	Dude! I was joking!	”
—Steven Universe: The Movie

Steven Universe Future

“	Hello. I'm Professor Amethyst. Go on, take a seat wherever. I'll be teaching "How to Decide Stuff for Yourself 101". Today's lesson is: there is no lesson. Just do whatever you want for an hour. Hey, Steven, you wanna grab some lunch?	”
—"Little Homeschool"

“	*sighs* This school thing's such a cool idea. I love being a teacher. No one's ever looked up to me before, you know? Except for, uh, widdle baby Steven!	”
—"Little Homeschool"

“	Steven: I didn't know Bixbite wanted a career in the culinary arts. Yeah, we talked a lot about her interests and experiences. Then, I spoke to Kofi and set her up here. Steven: This was your idea? Yeah, and she's just the beginning. I wanted to do something big for the school, so I've been pairing Gems up with human jobs. The results have been amazing! I call it: the Gem-Human Excellence Mentorship, or G-H-E-M.	”
—"Guidance"

“	Well, I'm glad you've come around, because, we've got our work cut out for us now.	”
—"Guidance"

“	I feel like I finally figured out what I'm supposed to do. I spent so long not knowing who I was or what I was made for. I- I had to figure that out for myself. And now, I think I'm good at helping other Gems figure that out for themselves, too.	”
—"Guidance"

“	Yo! Famethyst!	”
—"Rose Buds"

“	Famethyst for life! What'd I miss?	”
—"Rose Buds"

“	My art career is over before it even got off the ground! Bluebird Azurite: I don't know what art is, but this is the best art I've ever seen! Awww, thanks, Bluebird! I'm gonna work on my art right now! You wanna come?	”
—"Bluebird"

“	Hey, wait! I need Steven. Steven: What is it, Amethyst? I just missed you, man. I haven't seen you for, like, 11 minutes.	”
—"A Very Special Episode"

“	You really gonna skip the most egg-ssential meal of the day? Steven: Of course not. I've got all my morning nutrients in this protein shake. ... *pokes yolk to leak* Dude, you're making me sad.	”
—"Snow Day"

“	Aw, dang. He got me with the towel. Ugh, fine! It's not like we need you to play Steven Tag anyway.	”
—"Snow Day"

“	We didn't mean to hurt your feelings.	”
—"Snow Day"

“	Garnet: Steven, we're so proud of the person you've become. Yeah, that's why we wanna hang out with you so bad!	”
—"Snow Day"

“	Steven, your cactus seems really down on itself.	”
—"Prickly Pair"

“	Are you okay, Steven? Steven: Y-y-yeah! B-uhh, why do you ask? Uhmm, well, it just seems like you've been having a hard time since you left Homeschool, and uh...just figured I should check in.	”
—"Prickly Pair"

“	Cactus Steven: I'm so sick of Amethyst acting like she's sooo mature now! Why's it being so weirdly specific?	”
—"Prickly Pair"

“	Not so fast, my dude. You gotta tell us what's going on.	”
—"Fragments"

“	You good, bud? You talking to yourself?	”
—"Everything's Fine"

“	Ooh, we could use a new outfielder. Oi, Larimar, hit the showers! Steven's subbing in.	”
—"Everything's Fine"

“	Garnet: We need to reach him in there. We need to bring out his humanity. *sighs* You know who would be great at that? Everyone: Who?! STEVEN!	”
—"I Am My Monster"

“	I knew something was goin' on. I, uh- why didn't I do something?!	”
—"I Am My Monster"

“	I know you feel bad! Believe me, I get it! Sometimes it feels like you're never gonna like yourself but... *sniffs* It's possible, man!	”
—"I Am My Monster"

“	Aw, dude... you better kiss your high scores goodbye! *laughs* Steven: What?! And say goodbye to your save files, too! Oh, I've been waiting forever to play through Golf Quest Mini on my own! Why the heck would you own a game with only one save slot anyway?	”
—"The Future"

“	*crying* Oh, man, I can't take this anymore!	”
—"The Future"

“	I was kidding, man! I'm never gonna delete your save files!	”
—"The Future"

“	We didn't want to hold you back!	”
—"The Future"

Shorts

“	Nice mass.	”
—"What Are Gems?"

“	Yeah! We'll like it. Even if it's bad.	”
—"We Are the Crystal Gems"

“	♫ I will fight for the world I was made in! The Earth is everything I've ever known! ♫	”
—"We Are the Crystal Gems"

“	Time to find out, how Gems are made. Okay, first, when a mommy Gem and a daddy Gem love each other very much... Psych!! Haha! There's no such thing as a mommy Gem or a daddy Gem! We're rocks, and rocks are made, not born, ha! Like me, I was made on Earth. Hey Garnet, bring the cards out now!	”
—"How Are Gems Made?"

“	Garnet: You should mention you're taking artistic license with that spaceship design. Eh, it's for the internet. Who cares?	”
—"How Are Gems Made?"

“	Being a weak baby would be a pain, so we suck up all the good stuff from the ground, so we can pop out all big and strong!	”
—"How Are Gems Made?"

“	Pearl: I'm great at collaborating! Yeah, right.	”
—"Fusion"

“	Come on. Play the song, P. I can't waits no mores.	”
—"Gem Karaoke"