Andy DeMayo/Quotes

Season 4

“	Ah-what?! What the...?! Hobos broke into the barn!	”
—"Gem Harvest"

“	You're hobettes, a hobo is a man's job!	”
—"Gem Harvest"

“	Wait a minute. Those mysterious constructions, your weird appearance, your strange jewels. I know what you are. You're hippies!	”
—"Gem Harvest"

“	I'm an uncle. I can't believe it. Greg, ya little turd, how come you never told me?	”
—"Gem Harvest"

“	So which one of these girls is the wife? I gotta give her my condolences, right?	”
—"Gem Harvest"

“	You space walnut! You didn't even keep the family name, but you're goin' around, givin' family property out like candy on... some kind of candy-givin'-out holiday?	”
—"Gem Harvest"

“	They're illegal aliens! Wha...? You couldn't even marry an American?!	”
—"Gem Harvest"

“	You turned your back on your family just so you could get in with a bunch of weirdo, hippie, Martian immigrants!? You two, get the heck off my planet, out of of my country, and out of my barn!	”
—"Gem Harvest"

“	Amethyst: Dude, what's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong, 'dude'. Everything! Can you not see this abomination sittin' right in front of you?!	”
—"Gem Harvest"

“	What do you mean you weren't 'technically married'?!	”
—"Gem Harvest"

“	It's really somethin' else, you know? Just you and the hum of your engine up in that thin air. No other people, no livin' things around to, uh, keep you company. But, you know, it's not like there's much for me down on the ground these days either, so.	”
—"Gem Harvest"

“	Steven: Is something wrong? Yeah, something's wrong. You're a mile in the sky, hangin' off a floatin' lady!	”
—"Gem Harvest"

“	It just doesn't feel fair. Everything got so different. I wanted everybody to stay the same, but they-they just didn't. Jeez, what am I even doin'? I got an airplane. I could've been visitin' everybody, everywhere they went. I could've known about you. I guess I could've just changed, too, you know?	”
—"Gem Harvest"

“	It's no problem. Like they say, family helps family... find mysterious ancient artifacts.	”
—"Steven's Dream"