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{{Location
 
|Title = Beach City Funland
 
|Name = Beach City Funland
 
|image = File: Bubble Buddies BG 4.jpg
 
|Type = Amusement Park
 
|Location = [[Beach City]]
 
|FirstAppearance = "[[Bubble Buddies]]"
 
|LatestAppearance = "[[Greg the Babysitter]]"
 
|Employees = [[Harold Smiley]]
 
}}
 
'''Beach City Funland''', or simply "Funland", is a location that first appeared in "[[Bubble Buddies]]".
 
 
== Description ==
 
Beach City Funland is an amusement park. It features roller coasters, an arcade, a midway, a teacup ride, a ferris wheel, and bumper cars.
 
 
==History==
 
 
=== "[[Bubble Buddies]]" ===
 
It is first seen in "Bubble Buddies", while [[Steven Universe (character)|Steven]] and [[Connie Maheswaran|Connie]] try to pop the magical bubble that they are trapped in. Steven describes the place as "dangerous", because many accidents apparently occur there.
 
 
=== "[[Serious Steven]]" ===
 
It makes a second appearance in "Serious Steven". Steven rides on [[The Teacups]] with the [[Crystal Gems]] until becoming motion sick. He leaps off the ride and lands on [[Harold Smiley|Mr. Smiley]] who is operating the controls, causing the control panel to break. The ride spins out of control and breaks, sending riders flying across the park and into the ocean, and Steven is subsequently declared permanently banned from all of the rides in Funland.
 
 
=== "[[Arcade Mania]]" ===
 
Despite Steven's ban from Funland rides, he and the Gems go to Funland Arcade. Steven once again causes unintended destruction while he treats [[Garnet]], [[Amethyst]], and [[Pearl]] to a day of fun at the arcade, much to Mr. Smiley's dismay.
 
 
=== "[[Watermelon Steven]]" ===
 
Steven sets up a stand and sells his [[Watermelon Stevens|Steven-shaped watermelons]] near the entrance of Beach City Funland.
 
 
=== "[[Too Short to Ride]]" ===
 
Beach City Funland is the main setting of the episode, with [[Peridot]], Amethyst, and Steven visiting the park. Amethyst and Steven shapeshift in order to be able to ride a rollercoaster, and Peridot, with her newfound ferrokinesis powers, completes a game of ring toss in order to win an alien plush.
 
 
==Amusements==
 
*[[The Appalachian]] - Roller coaster (or "kiddie coaster" as Steven refers to it).
 
*Ferris Wheel
 
*[[Funland Arcade]]
 
*Swing Ride
 
*[[The Teacups]]
 
*Thunder Bird Coaster
 
 
== Food ==
 
*[[Minor Locations #Wiener in Hand|Wiener in Hand]]
 
 
==Trivia==
 
*Steven is no longer banned from Beach City Funland, although it is unknown why this ban was lifted.
 
*Much like [[Funland Arcade]], Mr. Smiley is shown to be the only one working at the Funland. It is likewise unknown if he is the only employee or actually owns it.
 
**Mr. Smiley does however mention that they are understaffed.
 
*According to the [http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Maps/18175 map of Beach City], it is located on Bay St.
 
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[[es:Parque de Diversiones de Ciudad Playa]]
 
[[Category:Businesses]]
 
[[Category:Beach City Locations]]
 

Revision as of 12:06, 30 August 2016

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