Beach Party/Transcript

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Speaker	Dialogue
[Open Int. Beach]
(The Crystal Gems gets blown away by a giant pufferfish, making Amethyst and Steven fall on the sand, while Garnet and Pearl and on their feet.)
Amethyst	*offscreen* Aaaaaah!
Steven	*offscreen* Whoaaaaa!
Pearl	You okay, Steven?
Steven	*lying on his stomach on a boogie board* I've seen better days.
Amethyst	*innocently* Pearl, I got a boo-boo.
Pearl	Oh, walk it off!
Garnet	Here it comes! (Watermelon Tourmaline, resembling a pufferfish, rises out of the ocean and blows a strong wind.) You all distract it! *jumps off*
Pearl	*to Steven and Amethyst* Let's show this thing what we're made of, guys!
Amethyst	What do you think we've been doing for the past hour?
(Pearl lunges her spear at the pufferfish but the pufferfish blows it back to them.)
Pearl	Duck! (Pearl ducks as it flies towards Amethyst.)
Amethyst	*looks around* Man, I don't see any duc— (She finally sees the spear and ducks, but some of her hair gets chopped off.) Quack!
Steven	Steven's turn! (He throws the boogie board and it gets stuck to the one of the pufferfish's spikes.) Yup, it's got spikes.
Amethyst	It's okay, *puts her arm around him and rests it on his shoulder* here comes Garnet! (Garnet drops down over the pufferfish.)
Steven	*yells* Smash that puff!
(Garnet tries to smash it, but the pufferfish blows even stronger. She then goes flying through the sky and crashes on a building on the boardwalk.)
Steven	*looks over to boardwalk* Aw, man! We blew it!
Amethyst	Ugh, whatever! (She runs up to the pufferfish, shapeshifts into a baseball bat, and smacks the fish far into the ocean.)
Pearl	Amethyst! Smacking it really far away doesn't solve anything! We needed to destroy it. Now it's just gonna come back later.
Amethyst	Yeah, so we'll deal with it later.
Pearl	Ugh!
Steven	Let's get Garnet. She landed by the boardwalk. (The rest of the Gems walk to the boardwalk.)
[Trans. Ext. Fish Stew Pizza]
(Garnet is calmly lying on the wrecked sign of Fish Stew Pizza while Kiki and Kofi Pizza look up at her.)
Kofi	Would you answer me?! You've wrecked my sign, and now you're just sitting up there! Are we engaged in a secret staring contest?!? (The other Gems arrive.)
Steven	Garnet! Are you okay? (Garnet hops down.)
Garnet	I'm fine.
Kiki	Hi, Steven. (The Gems look at the sign.)
Amethyst	*laughing* This place is wrecked! Gimme one down low! (She puts her hand up for high-five, but Pearl shoves her hand down.)
Pearl	No accolades for you, Amethyst! *to Garnet* She knocked the pufferfish back out into the ocean!
Amethyst	Narc!
Garnet	Let's regroup back at the temple. (The Gems jump into the sky.)
Kofi	Where are you going? What about my sign? Steven! What is wrong with your friends? One of them busted up my sign, then they all just jump into the sky like some circus act, without even offering to help!
Steven	But, Mr. Pizza! (Jenny comes out of the shop.)
Jenny	Da-ad, pipe down!
Kofi	Ohhh! Did I interrupt your beauty sleep?
Jenny	*yawns* I don't need sleep to look pretty.
Kofi	Now you listen here, young woman-!
(Nanefua comes out of the shop holding a dead fish.)
Nanefua	Kofi, you are going to wake this fish from the dead with all the noise you're keeping. Oh, too late. *pretending to be fish* Kofi, you so loud! Aaaahh! *sticks tongue out* Bleeeeeh.
Jenny	Gunga, you're so funny.
Kofi	Mooom! Quit joking around! (Nanefua comes to the front of the shop.) Look what they did to my sign!
Nanefua	*looks at the sign* Cheese on bread.
Kofi	Can you believe it? You're such a nice boy, Steven. Why do you hang out with those animals?
Steven	They're not animals! They're the Crystal Gems, and they protect humanity—
Kofi	I've heard enough! (Nanefua glances from side to side, nervously.)
Nanefua	Hey, girls, I think I hear all of our cellphones ringing.
Jenny	*plays along* Gunga, your hearing is so good! (The three girls walk into the shop.)
Kofi	Steven, you can tell your friends that they are officially banned from Fish Stew Pizza!
Steven	Wait, what?! (Kofi walks into the shop.) Kofi, that's not fair! (Kofi flips the store's sign to "closed".) This was just an accident! *walks away in despair*
[Trans. Int. Steven's Kitchen]
(The Gems are all gathered around the kitchen counter.)
Amethyst	Why don't we just, like, let it roam free?
Garnet	That's not an option. (Steven walks up to them.)
Amethyst	Hey, Steven!
Steven	I've got bad news, everyone. You've all been banned from Fish Stew Pizza.
Pearl	Oh, uhhh, that's okay.
Amethyst	That pizza wasn't even good.
Steven	Aren't you guys upset about this?
Garnet	Not at all.
Steven	But these are our neighbors!
Garnet	There's nothing we can do about that now.
Pearl	Right now we have to figure out a way to take care of that pufferfish.
Steven	What's the point of saving people if they're just gonna ban you from their pizza shops?
Garnet	We don't do it for thanks.
Steven	Yeah, see! *nods* That's so nice of you, the Pizzas don't even know! If they got to spend some time with you they'd see how fun, [Camera focuses on Amethyst] and smart, [Camera pans to Pearl] and mysterious you are! [Camera pans to Garnet]
Garnet	*chuckles* Hah, mysterious.
Steven	Hmm... *gasp* I know! I'll throw a little party on the beach in front of the temple! Just us and the Pizzas.
Amethyst	I don't know, Steven. I mean...
Steven	Don't worry! I'll take care of everything!
[Trans. Ext. Crystal Temple]
(Steven is cooking hot dogs and hamburgers on a barbecue grill.)
Steven	Man, this is gonna be so good. *sniffs food and giggles*
Amethyst	Hey, Steven.
Steven	Hey!
Pearl	Got everything ready for your little party?
Steven	Yeah, and there's one more thing. (He hands them a magazine reading "Foine Summer Special" and Garnet grabs it.)
Amethyst	What's this for?
Steven	I was thinking you guys could change your outfits.
Pearl	What's wrong with what we have on now?
Steven	Nothing. I just thought it would be nice to go kinda casual.
Nanefua	Is this the right address? (Pizza family walks onto the beach.)
Jenny	I've never seen this side of the beach before.
Steven	Oh man, they're here! Hurry up and change. *walks to the Pizza family* Over here everyone!
Steven	Hi!
Jenny & Kiki	Hey, Steven!
Nanefua	Hello.
Steven	How are you all doing today?
Kofi	The shop is closed today, because it's broken! (His family looks around nervously.)
Steven	*sweating* Oh, uh, that sounds, uh...
Nanefua	Hey! Do I smell hot dogs? Show me where the hot dogs are.
Steven	Oh, right this way, everyone. *leads them toward the Gems* First, let me introduce—
Garnet	We Are the Crystal Gems! Garnet! *changes into beachwear*
Amethyst	Amethyst! *changes into beachwear*
Pearl	Pearl! *changes into beachwear*
Steven	*pops in* And Steven! But you already knew my name...
Nanefua	Oh, you're all so talented.
Kofi	So, you are a circus act.
Pearl	Circus act?
Steven	*nervously* Hey, let's eat!
(Amethyst lifts burger off table and loudly takes a large bite.)
Kiki	Everything came out great!
Steven	Thanks, Kiki.
Nanefua	Aren't you girls hungry? You've barely touched your food.
Garnet	We don't need to eat.
Nanefua	Oh, you young people and your experimental diets.
Garnet	I am much older than you.
Kofi	So, you all live in that tiny house up on that hill?
Garnet	*waves sparkling hand* We inhabit the inner sanctums, only accessible through magical extra dimensional doors.
Kofi	What is wrong with your hand?
Jenny	And why does this place look like it's falling apart?
Pearl	Well, the temple has been here for thousands of years—
Kofi	Oh! I see how it is, when something breaks around here, you just leave it alone. JUST LIKE THE SIGN AT MY SHOP!
Steven	Um... who wants to play volleyball?
(Steven draws a line in the sand for the volleyball court.)
Steven	Okay, everyone, the court is all set. Now to get into our teams.
Pearl	But, Steven, won't our abilities give us an unfair advantage?
Steven	That's why I'm picking the teams. Amethyst and Jenny! Pearl and Kiki! Garnet and Kofi! And last, but not least, yours truly and Nanefua!
Nanefua	I haven't played in ages but I bet I could whoop all your butts.
Steven	That's the spirit. You guys ready? Let's play!
Amethyst	Oh-ho! Hope you're ready to lose, Pearl.
Pearl	There is no way I'd lose to someone like you!
Amethyst	Here we come! *hits the ball*
Kiki	Uh... hah! *hits the ball up*
Pearl	Nice one, Kiki!
Kiki	Aaand... pow!
(Amethyst and Jenny miss the ball.)
Steven	Amethyst! No kicking!
Amethyst	What kind of game is this?
Pearl	Nicely done, Kiki! (Pearl and Kiki high five, Kiki laughs.)
Steven	Try and stick to the rules, Amethyst!
Nanefua	Try harder, Jenny!
Kiki	Here it comes! *hits the ball* (Jenny pulls on the net, making it wobble.) Come on, Jenny!
Jenny	What? I'm not doing anything.
Amethyst	My move! (Amethyst shapeshifts into a tennis racket.)
Jenny	Aw, yes!
Pearl	That was uncalled for, Amethyst!
Jenny	You afraid of getting a little sand in your hair, Kiki?
Kiki	No, just trying to keep tidy.
Pearl	There's nothing wrong with trying to keep tidy.
Nanefua	So exciting!
Steven	Yeah!
Kofi	Our turn.
Garnet	I'm ready.
Jenny	I got this one.
Kofi	Jennifer! You touch that ball, you're grounded!
Jenny	Whoa! Daddy, you cheatin'!
Kofi	HA-HA-HA! The look on your face! Hahaha!
Garnet	This is going to be easy.
Nanefua	It'd be nice if they stuck to the basics.
Amethyst	Take this, Garnet! Yeeeee-ha! (Amethyst hits the ball high up in the air.)
Garnet	*jumps into the air* Haaaghh! Ah! *hits the ball hard*
Jenny	(The ball is coming full speed at Amethyst and Jenny.) We should probably move, huh?
Amethyst	Yeah... we should. (Both Amethyst and Jenny move away.)
Kofi	Hahaha! You're all running like wild chickens! Hahahaha!
Amethyst & Jenny	Woaaaaah!
Nanefua	Did you know that when sand is super heated it turns into glass?
Steven	I did not know that.
Amethyst	(Amethyst takes the glass heated by the ball and throws it into the ocean, grunting.) Let's play!
(Jenny slides in the sand, grunting. Amethyst kicks the ball.)
Pearl	Amethyst! (Kiki hits the ball, grunting.) Aah... (Pearl summons five Holo-Pearls.) *with Holo-Pearls* Over here, Amethyst! Over here!
(Garnet and Amethyst each hit the ball.)
Kofi	Kofi time! *hits the ball*
Jenny	Jenny time!
Kofi	You can't use the car for a month!
Jenny	*screams* Daddy!
Amethyst	Why you cheatin' so much?
Garnet	You cheated first.
Jenny	That is not true. (Gems, Kiki, Kofi, and Jenny continue to argue in the background.)
Nanefua	This is getting out of hand.
Steven	*sigh* I'll run and get the ball. (Suddenly a strong gust of wind blows.) Hey, why is it getting so... WINDY!? (Watermelon Tourmaline turns the corner.) Ah, no! It's back! Pufferfish monster's back!
Nanefua	What's all the—
Steven	Nanefua! Ruuuunnn!!!
(Gems, Kiki, Kofi, and Jenny still arguing.)
Amethyst	We should win 'cause we're the best.
Kiki	Y'all cheated!
Garnet	You are lying.
Pearl	Cheaters!
Kofi	Everyone is grounded here!
Steven	Garrneeeet!
Garnet	Steven! Oh, no! Gems! Protect the Pizzas! (The Gems grab the Pizzas and jump away to safety.)
Kofi	Hey!? What is going on!?
Steven	This is terrible. I was trying to get everyone together, but now everyone's in danger.
Nanefua	I'm not afraid of that thing! Lets see if you can keep up with me!
Steven	Of course I can! (They run towards the pufferfish.)
Nanefua	Oh! Oh! Over here!
Steven	No! Over here! Come on! (Nanefua and Steven run in circles distracting the monster.)
Pearl	Oh my gosh! Steven!
Kiki	What are they doing?
Steven	Everybody! Get ready!
Kofi	Mom, you are crazy!
Garnet	Not crazy... brave.
Jenny	Gunga! Careful with your back!
Steven	Amethyst! Turn yourself into a ball!
Amethyst	Okay! *shapeshifts into a ball*
Nanefua	Jenny! Roll Amethyst to the net and then hold on!
Jenny	Sure thing!
Nanefua	Pearl! Head over to Jenny and Amethyst!
Pearl	Yes, ma'am! *jumps over to the net*
Nanefua	Hit Amethyst into the air as hard as you can!
Pearl	*cracks knuckles* With pleasure. *jump's* U-ugh! *tosses Amethyst* Hu-uh!! *hits Amethyst into the sky
Nanefua	Kofi! Kiki! Get over to the net!
Steven	Garnet, spike the beach!
Garnet	I understand! (Garnet equips her gauntlets.)
Amethyst	(Garnet grabs Amethyst.) Be gentle.
Garnet	I'll try!
(Garnet hits Amethyst. Amethyst grunts as she gradually sets aflame. Amethyst lands on the sand, creating a huge spike of glass.)
Nanefua	Here comes the tricky part!
Steven	I'm ready!
Nanefua	Everyone take the net to the other side of the court!
Steven	Okay, everyone, pull the net into its face!
(Everyone pushes the net onto the monster's face.)
Nanefua	It's not enough!
Steven	Don't worry, here comes Garnet!
(Garnet punches the monster into the spiky glass. A cloud of sand covers the screen.)
Kofi	Thanks for your hospitality. (Nanefua lightly punches his stomach.)
Nanefua	And?
Kofi	And, for saving my family, you are all officially un-banned from my shop.
Steven	Aw, thank you so much, Kofi! We really appreciate it, right, guys?
Garnet	Okay, yes, thanks.
Steven	Aaaand?
Pearl	What were we banned from again?
Steven	*laughs nervously*
[END]