Bill Dewey/Quotes

Season 1

“	Hey, hey, hey! I'm not paying for father-son bonding here!	”
—Cat Fingers

“	I like the way you do business, Universe.	”
—Cat Fingers

“	Oh yeah, I've got all the latest, state of the art screen-printing equipment from years of campaigning. And other some such, mayorly things. Like this week, I'm commemorating: a bench!	”
—"Shirt Club"

“	What have you got there? Aww... I haven't seen this in years. Remember when you drew this, Buck? You couldn't wait to show it to all your li'l Montessori friends.	”
—"Shirt Club"

“	Your caretakers! You know... the tall one, the purple one, the hot one.	”
—"Political Power"

“	No, no, no! It has to come back! The people of Beach City can't handle a situation like this, they need their electronic distractions so they won't know that this town is a magnet for disaster!	”
—"Political Power"

“	Exactly, that's why you've got to give the people something to believe in. When they see my giant head on this car rolling down the boardwalk they think: "Here comes help!". Well, some people think: "Here comes that exterminator guy." But then they realize its me - their mayor! Have you seen that exterminator truck with a head on it? He's totally copying me.	”
—"Political Power"

“	Universe, what's this thing in the sky? As a politician, pointing fingers make me very nervous.	”
—"The Return"

Season 2

“	The great William Dewey didn't struggle! He was good at everything on the first try! Just like me when I wrote this play! Not a single word needs to be changed!	”
—"Historical Friction"

“	What!? This wasn't in the script! This wasn't in the budget either!	”
—"Historical Friction"

“	Jamie! Oh, yeah! Fantastic work! I love the message: Vote Mayor Dewey! How about I offer you another role? Lead Director of Beach City Community Theater. You could put on more plays, as long as the budget allows it!	”
—"Historical Friction"