little homeschool: I'm steven universe.  and you're in my bathroom! (I don't know why I just find that line amusing).

Guidance: Oh no we forgot Onion!  Eh, he's fine.

Rose buds: I know it's wrong.  But, I'm overwhelmed.

volleyball: "I love your energy.  I reminds me when I was young."  "I'm older than you." (At that point Pearl gets hit by a volleyball, literally and figuratively)

Bluebird:  Well, it's us!  And you never knew!  "I knew.  Everyone knew."

A very special episode: Steven.  Help.  I think I'm scary them.

Snow day: The look on Steven's face when he says 'Classic Steven?'

Why so blue: wow Steven, it took you a whole five seconds to make a new friend!  I think you're getting rusty!

Little graduation: "When did this happen?  I didn't see any of this!"

Prickly pair: Those are my private thoughts!

In dreams: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

bismuth casual: BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SKATE!

Mr universe: Greg walking out of the public toilet instantly

Fragments: Stop helping the ecosystem recover!

Homeworld bound: I can't believe that half of homeworld is going to vote for that diamond stooge Zircon.  But Zircon, now there's a face that I can trust!

I am my monster: Steven!  You never gave up on me for reasons that I don't understand!  Let me do the same for you!

The future: Stay back, steven!

What is everyone else's funniest moments in each episode of suf?