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Steven Universe is terrible. More like Peeven Pooniverse. It should be removed from CN forever. And this is coming from someone who's username is based off of a British preschool cartoon character.....you need to watch quality programming like Teen Titans Go!, Uncle Grandpa, Clarence, Mighty Magiswords, Breadwinners, Sanjay and Craig, Fanboy and Chum Chum, Pickle and Peanut, iCarly, Thundermans, Wizards of Waverly Place, Secret Mountain Fort Awesome, Supernoobs, Johnny Test, I didn't do it, Austin and Ally, Victorious, Sam and Cat, Henry Danger, Game Shakers, School of Rock, Bizaardvark, Dora, Barney, Caillou, Future Worm, Dinosaur Train, and Sid the Science Kid.
1. The acting. The acting is too convincing! I'm used to wooden and grating acting, but here the acting is too grand! The actors put too much effort into it. Dinosaur Train has way better acting than this piece of garbage.
2. The plots. The plots are stupid! They make little to no sense at all and are confusing. One episode they're like "BLAH BLAH BLAH WE NEED 2 STOOOPPPPPPPP DA CLOOOOOOOOSSTARRRRRRRRR" and all they do is whine about the homeworld gems and punch monsters. They have too many story arcs! The only good episodes are the episode that are considered filler, because they are not part of story arcs. Also, this is literally the animated version of a stupid soap opera. Theyre like "WAH WAH WAH CLUSTER" and then "WAH WAH WAH LAPIS" and "WAH WAH WAH PERIDOT" also the crystal gems are nincompoops.
3. The characters are all as stupid as crap.
Steven is a fatto kid who only eats from McDonalds every day. All he does is mess things up and make things worse. He cant even use his gem!!!! All he does is eat and eat and eat and make out with his girlfriend Connie "Mary Sue" Maheswaren. Also he is overpowered and a gary stuf
Pearl is the worst character ever. She is mean to Amethyst 24/7, like in Steven's Lion, she said Amethyst was a mistake and she is stupid. She is a huge bully. She also abuses Steven and tried to murder him TWO TIMES. She is also too obsessed with Rose Quartz and Garnet. Pearl is very mean and a bully to Greg. She tried to kill him, beat him up, said the nastiest things possible on Earth to him, and got away with it because apparently we're supposed to sympathize with her. I hope Bismuth slices Pearl in half.
Amethyst is only there for toilet humor - DONE WRONG. Breadwinners knows how to do toilet humor right, but not in SU. She shakes her butt too much, farts poops and pees all the time, and is a angsty emo teen daughter.
Garnet is overpowered and a mary sue. who cares if shes a fusion. also she has the worst character design alongside pearl, no one is that curvy! She has the tiniest waist ever, and pearl is as skinny as a toothpick. they are teachking kids to be anorexic!]
4. the animation
the animation has loads of errors AND THE OUTLINES ARE 2 THICK1!!!!!!!!!11115. The morals
This show says its okay TO BE NAUGHTY AND STYEAL A ANJD BULLY OTHER!!!!! The crystal gems hate steven because he's not their precious and perfect rose quartz! GFIVE THE KID A D ANG BREAL!!!!!!!!!!! PEARL IS MEAN AD A BULLY TON GREG AMETHYST AND STEFVEN AND PRETTY MICHY EVERYONE EXCEPT GA7RJEY ALSO THE SHOE SAUS IT OKAY TO SMOKE AND ROB BANKZ
6. Fandom
RTHE GFANDOM IS AS TOXIC AS RADUOIACTUVE WASTE!!!!!!
ALSOOOOOOOOO THE FANS ARE ALL SJWS AJD ALL THE6Y TALKA AVBBOUT IS JFREAKING REPRESENTATION AND THEY BULLY PEOPLE LIKE ZAMII. BEYOND THATM THEY ARE CRUEL TO EACH OTEHER, BULLY AND SPAM EACH OTEHER WOITH MEJMES, AND IDK!
7. the songs
THE SONGS ARE ARGVAVEGES!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANYWAY DONT WANAT ASTEVE UNIVERSE AND YOU NEED TO WATCH TEEN TITANS GO AND CLARENCE AND UNCLE GRANDPA INSTEAD!!!!!!!
(ps dont kill me mods and also i wrote some of this with my eyes closed.)