Season 1[]
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Yeah man, living free. I like it. |
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—"Lars and the Cool Kids" |
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Man, that place is a drag. |
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—"Lars and the Cool Kids" |
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It's not rough. The lack of daddy kisses in my life made me who I am. |
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—"Lars and the Cool Kids" |
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I'm above the law. |
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—"Lars and the Cool Kids" |
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Ugh! It's not for campaign stuff, Dad. Steven and I are making art. |
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—"Shirt Club" |
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Swag. |
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—"Shirt Club" |
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Too simple. We need to get controversial. We need to create—boom—a scene. |
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—"Shirt Club" |
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Looks like our shirt has a really good buzz goin'. |
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—"Shirt Club" |
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That's what's so great about it. Your work is so naive. You really love your dad. It's funny. |
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—"Shirt Club" |
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No way, man. I want a lesson from Guitar Dad! |
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—"Shirt Club" |
Season 2[]
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You looked a million miles away, man. |
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—"Joy Ride" |
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Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. You got that much-needed counterpoint to our cynical world view. |
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—"Joy Ride" |
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I only wanted to see you laughing... in the pizza rain. |
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—"Joy Ride" |
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My dad's gotta say something about everything I do, 'cause I'm the mayor's son. And I'm like, you can't tell me what to do, I'm the mayor's... wait. |
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—"Joy Ride" |
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Nah, I like to just experience the moment for what it is sometimes. |
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—"Joy Ride" |
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Wow, Dad... What a loser. |
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—"Historical Friction" |
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Nice to know great grandpa was a real person with flaws. Gutsy move, Dad. |
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—"Historical Friction" |
Season 3[]
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Tell Steven we're more like sleeping tigers. |
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—"The New Lars" |
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Lars: Lars is going to be psyched! |
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—"The New Lars" |
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Buck is no longer pleased. |
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—"The New Lars" |
Season 4[]
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It's... my dad. Some jerks have been messing with his head. It was funny, till he made me bring it here. Can you guys wash it off? |
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—"The New Crystal Gems" |
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I want to order... you to come to dinner. Me, Jenny, and Sour Cream are having a potluck. You know, like parents do. Except we'll be doing it. All three of you should come. You should bring some food, because that's what you do at a potluck. It's so funny. |
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—"The Good Lars" |
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That Lars is full of surprises. The other day, he did this thing. What was it? *makes gun hands* Bingo, bongo. It was transcendent. |
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—"The Good Lars" |
Season 5[]
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♪ Doo-doo ♪ Butt ♪ The government ♪ Corrupts |
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—"Sadie Killer" |
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You're not Sadie Miller, you're Sadie Killer. |
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—"Sadie Killer" |
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You can’t help being cute as much as I can help being cool. |
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—“Sadie Killer” |
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Yo, what if this... was all a dream? |
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—“Sadie Killer” |
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Your documentation of our humble beginnings will be important when we become a pop-culture phenomenon. |
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—"The Big Show" |
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Greg: And this whole look you guys have going is really fun! Nice wolf man, Buck. |
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—"The Big Show" |
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And so it begins -- our rise to stardom, followed by the inevitable infighting and creative disagreements that will tear us apart in a beautiful explosion of emotions. |
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—"The Big Show" |
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I love enthusiasm. |
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—"The Big Show" |
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I don't think you get it Dad, we're going for scary scary, not ha ha scary. |
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—"Letters to Lars" |