Season 1
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Yeah man, living free. I like it. | ” |
—"Lars and the Cool Kids" |
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Man, that place is a drag. | ” |
—"Lars and the Cool Kids" |
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It's not rough. The lack of daddy kisses in my life made me who I am. | ” |
—"Lars and the Cool Kids" |
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I'm above the law. | ” |
—"Lars and the Cool Kids" |
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Ugh! It's not for campaign stuff, Dad. Steven and I are making art. | ” |
—"Shirt Club" |
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Swag. | ” |
—"Shirt Club" |
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Too simple. We need to get controversial. We need to create—boom—a scene. | ” |
—"Shirt Club" |
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Looks like our shirt has a really good buzz goin'. | ” |
—"Shirt Club" |
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That's what's so great about it. Your work is so naive. You really love your dad. It's funny. | ” |
—"Shirt Club" |
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No way, man. I want a lesson from Guitar Dad! | ” |
—"Shirt Club" |
Season 2
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You looked a million miles away, man. | ” |
—"Joy Ride" |
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Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. You got that much-needed counterpoint to our cynical world view. | ” |
—"Joy Ride" |
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I only wanted to see you laughing... in the pizza rain. | ” |
—"Joy Ride" |
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My dad's gotta say something about everything I do, 'cause I'm the mayor's son. And I'm like, you can't tell me what to do, I'm the mayor's... wait. | ” |
—"Joy Ride" |
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Nah, I like to just experience the moment for what it is sometimes. | ” |
—"Joy Ride" |
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Wow, Dad... What a loser. | ” |
—"Historical Friction" |
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Nice to know great grandpa was a real person with flaws. Gutsy move, Dad. | ” |
—"Historical Friction" |
Season 3
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Tell Steven we're more like sleeping tigers. | ” |
—"The New Lars" |
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Lars: Lars is going to be psyched! | ” |
—"The New Lars" |
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Buck is no longer pleased. | ” |
—"The New Lars" |
Season 4
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I want to order... you to come to dinner. Me, Jenny, and Sour Cream are having a potluck. You know, like parents do. Except we'll be doing it. All three of you should come. You should bring some food, because that's what you do at a potluck. It's so funny. | ” |
—"The Good Lars" |
Season 5
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♪ Doo-doo ♪ Butt ♪ The government ♪ Corrupts | ” |
—"Sadie Killer" |
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You're not Sadie Miller, you're Sadie Killer. | ” |
—"Sadie Killer" |
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And so it begins -- our rise to stardom, followed by the inevitable infighting and creative disagreements that will tear us apart in a beautiful explosion of emotions. | ” |
—"The Big Show" |
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You can’t help being cute as much as I can help being cool. | ” |
—“Sadie Killer” |
v • e Character quotes | |
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Crystal Gems | Half: Steven Universe Unfused: Rose Quartz • Pearl • Amethyst • Ruby • Sapphire • Peridot • Bismuth • Lapis Lazuli |
Homeworld Gems | Unfused: Aquamarine • Emerald • Diamonds (Blue Diamond • Yellow Diamond • White Diamond • Pink Diamond) • Pearls (Blue Pearl • Yellow Pearl • Pink Pearl) • Quartz (Holly Blue Agate • Jasper) • Rubies (Army • Doc • Eyeball • Leggy • Navy) Fusions: Malachite |
Other | Unaligned Gems: Fluorite • Padparadscha • Rhodonite • Rutile Twins Other: Holo-Pearl |
Humans | Main: Greg Universe • Connie Maheswaran • Lars Barriga • Sadie Miller Recurring: Andy DeMayo • Bill Dewey • Buck Dewey • Peedee Fryman • Ronaldo Fryman • Jamie • Kevin • Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran • Marty • Barbara Miller • Jenny Pizza • Nanefua Pizza • Harold Smiley • Sour Cream • Vidalia |