Season 1
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Man, that place is a drag. |
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| —"Lars and the Cool Kids" | ||
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I'm above the law. |
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| —"Lars and the Cool Kids" | ||
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Ugh! It's not for campaign stuff, Dad. Steven and I are making art. |
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| —"Shirt Club" | ||
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Too simple. We need to get controversial. We need to create—boom—a scene. |
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| —"Shirt Club" | ||
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Looks like that shirt has a really good buzz goin'. |
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| —"Shirt Club" | ||
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No way, man. I want a lesson from Guitar Dad! |
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| —"Shirt Club" | ||
Season 2
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You looked a million miles away, man. |
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| —"Joy Ride" | ||
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I only wanted to see you laughing, in the pizza rain. |
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| —"Joy Ride" | ||
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My dad's gotta say something about everything I do, 'cause I'm the mayor's son. And I'm like, you can't tell me what to do, I'm the mayor's... wait. |
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| —"Joy Ride" | ||
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I like to just experience the moment for what it is sometimes. |
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| —"Joy Ride" | ||
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Wow, dad... What a loser. |
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| —"Historical Friction" | ||
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Nice to know great grandpa was a real person with flaws. Gutsy move, Dad. |
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| —"Historical Friction" | ||