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− | [Open Ext. [[It's a Wash]]] |
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+ | {{TD||[Open Ext. [[It's a Wash]]]}} |
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− | (<i>[[Greg Universe|Greg]] is washing [[Mayor Dewey's Van]] with [[Steven Universe (character)|Steven]].</i>) |
+ | {{TD||(<i>[[Greg Universe|Greg]] is washing [[Mayor Dewey's Van]] with [[Steven Universe (character)|Steven]].</i>)}} |
+ | {{TD|Greg|Almost done! *sprays van with hose* Steven, get the hubcaps!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Hubbing it up! *rubs hubcaps faster*}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Almost done! *sprays van with hose* Steven, get the hubcaps! |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Hub it good! This is a high-profile job.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|You mean cause it's the mayor's election-mobile?}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Hubbing it up! *rubs hubcaps faster* |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|If we do this right, we might get political favors!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|I'm not sure what that is, but I like it! *grabs hose*}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Hub it good! This is a high-profile job. |
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+ | {{TD||(<i>Steven sprays the van with the hose and hits Greg by mistake. Greg hits him back, and they start to have a hose fight. They both start laughing, and the mayor walks towards them.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|[[Bill Dewey|Mayor Dewey]]|Hey, hey, hey! I'm not paying for father-son bonding here! (<i>Steven sprays him with the hose.</i>) Universe! *wipes water off self* Control that kid. *points to Steven*}} |
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− | '''Steven''': You mean cause it's the mayor's election-mobile? |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*stands beside Steven* Steven! Hehe, I'm sorry, Mayor Dewey. Hehe, this one's on the house.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Mayor Dewey|On the house, eh. *stares at the van and then points to Greg* I like the way you do business, Universe. *climbs into car and drives away*}} |
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− | '''Greg''': If we do this right, we might get political favors! |
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+ | {{TD|Car siren|Mayor Dewey! Mayor Dewey! Mayor Dewey! (<i>Greg sighs.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*emerges* Political favors! (<i>Greg notices Steven.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Steven''': I'm not sure what that is, but I like it! *grabs hose* |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*picks him up* *noogies him* Ahh, you rascal! Enough with the hose fights!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*laughs* Aw, okay. (<i>Steven and Greg get splashed by some water, and look down to see a purple cat holding a hose.</i>)}} |
+ | {{TD|Greg|What the?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven and Greg|Whoa!}} |
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− | '''[[Bill Dewey|Mayor Dewey]]''': Hey, hey, hey! I'm not paying for father-son bonding here! (<i>Steven sprays him with the hose.</i>) Universe! *wipes water off self* Control that kid. *points to Steven* |
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+ | {{TD||(<i>The cat chases them around, continuously spraying them with hose water.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|What is with this cat? (<i>The cat then turns into Amethyst.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Greg''': *stands beside Steven* Steven! Hehe, I'm sorry, Mayor Dewey. Hehe, this one's on the house. |
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+ | {{TD|[[Amethyst]]|Haha! Got you guys!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Amethyst!}} |
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− | '''Mayor Dewey''': On the house, eh. *stares at the van and then points to Greg* I like the way you do business, Universe. *climbs into car and drives away* |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Uh, pretty cool, Amethyst.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Really cool! I wish I could shapeshift like you!}} |
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− | '''Car siren''': Mayor Dewey! Mayor Dewey! Mayor Dewey! (<i>Greg sighs.</i>) |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|*ties hose into a knot* You could probably learn.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Really?}} |
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− | '''Steven''': *emerges* Political favors! (<i>Greg notices Steven.</i>) |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Sure. *pulls up Steven's shirt* You've got a gem.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Whup! Magic stuff. Should I get out of here? Is there going to be an explosion?}} |
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− | '''Greg''': *picks him up* *noogies him* Ahh, you rascal! Enough with the hose fights! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Oh, it's no big deal dad. *pulls shirt down*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|*shape-shifts into Steven* Yeah, it's fine.}} |
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− | '''Steven''': *laughs* Aw, okay. (<i>Steven and Greg get splashed by some water, and look down to see a purple cat holding a hose.</i>) |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Aah!}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Trans. Int. [[Beach House]]]}} |
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− | '''Greg''': What the? |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Hey Pearl. *shape-shifts into seal* Arp, arp!}} |
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+ | {{TD||(<i>Steven laughs.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Steven and Greg''': Whoa! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Do more!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Check it out. (<i>Amethyst shapeshifts into a wolf and Pearl stares blankly.</i>) Aawwooo! *shapeshifts into [[Purple Puma]]* Raaa! *shapeshifts into a jay and perches on Steven's head*}} |
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− | (<i>The cat chases them around, continuously spraying them with hose water.</i>) |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Whoa! }} |
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+ | {{TD|[[Pearl]]|*walks over* Amethyst, you're overdoing it.}} |
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− | '''Greg''': What is with this cat? (<i>The cat then turns into Amethyst.</i>) |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Uh, chill it dude.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Just because you can shapeshift, doesn't mean you should.}} |
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− | '''[[Amethyst]]''': Haha! Got you guys! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Can you shapeshift?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Well of course...}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Amethyst! |
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+ | {{TD||(<i>Amethyst butts in and shapeshifts into Pearl.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Well of course I can, I'm perfect! *hits her butt* WOMP! WOMP!}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Uh, pretty cool, Amethyst. |
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+ | {{TD||(<i>Pearl pushes Amethyst to the side and Amethyst tumbles away laughing.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|''All'' [[Gems]] have shapeshifting powers, Steven. *projects hologram* We can turn into objects, we can change parts of our bodies or... we could do that. *looks at Amethyst who is still smacking her butt*}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Really cool! I wish I could shapeshift like you! |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|WOMP! WOMP!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|I want to try it all!}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': *ties hose into a knot* You could probably learn. |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Don't bite off more than you can chew, Steven.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|WOMP, WOMP!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Really? |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Ugh! *goes outside and Amethyst turns back into herself*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Alright! Show me how to change into a, uh, huge lion!}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Sure. *pulls up Steven's shirt* You've got a gem. |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Actually, for once Pearl is right. If you're gonna do this, you've gotta start with something easy. }} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Like that cat you turned into?}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Whup! Magic stuff. Should I get out of here? Is there going to be an explosion? |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|That sounds good. Now follow my lead. First, think of what you wanna be, and then, just shake it out. (<i>Amethyst demonstrates for Steven.</i>) See? Haha! Now your turn.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Okay. *breathes in and tries* Caaatttt!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Oh, it's no big deal dad. *pulls shirt down* |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Nah, you're too tense. Just relax and feel it. *eats potato chip* Bio-rhythms, yo.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*presses fingertips against his temples* Feeeelll iittt.}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': *shape-shifts into Steven* Yeah, it's fine. |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Ehh, if you're not ready, we can try later.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|No, wait! I can do it. (<i>Amethyst shapeshifts back into herself and Steven starts "feeling it".</i>) Yeah, yeah. HUH!}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Aah! |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Well, it was a good try. (<i>A meowing noise comes out of nowhere and Steven opens his palm to see a cat finger.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cat Finger|Rraow, rraow!}} |
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− | [Trans. Int. [[Beach House]]] |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|*laughing*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|This is so cool!}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Hey Pearl. *shape-shifts into seal* Arp, arp! |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|You should go show your dad. He's gonna freak out!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cat Finger|Rreow!}} |
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− | (<i>Steven laughs.</i>) |
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+ | {{TD||[Trans. Int. It's a Wash]}} |
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− | + | {{TD|Steven|Dad, I'm back!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Hey, stu-ball.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Check it out! *shows cat finger to his dad, and Greg drops his water bottle on Steven* I shapeshifted my finger into a cat!}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Check it out. (<i>Amethyst shapeshifts into a wolf and Pearl stares blankly.</i>) Aawwooo! *shapeshifts into [[Purple Puma]]* Raaa! *shapeshifts into a jay and perches on Steven's head* |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Whoa! Is, is that a thing you can do now? That's pretty... cool.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|I know, right! I'm gonna take this show on the road! *starts laughing*}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Whoa! |
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+ | {{TD|Cat Finger|Meow! Row! Reaw!}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Trans. Int. [[Big Donut]]]}} |
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− | '''[[Pearl]]''': *walks over* Amethyst, you're overdoing it. |
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+ | {{TD|[[Sadie Miller|Sadie]]|That'll be a dollar 'o five Steven.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Mm, okay. Here's a nickel. And a buck! *hold up cat finger* (<i>Cat finger meows.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Uh, chill it dude. |
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+ | {{TD|Sadie and Lars|Whaaat!?!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Sadie|Oh Steven, that's adorable! (<i>Sadie pets the cat with her finger, which starts to purr.</i>) Are... you making it purr?}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': Just because you can shapeshift, doesn't mean you should. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|It kinda does what it wants.}} |
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+ | {{TD|[[Lars]]|Really? (<i>He roughly pokes the cat and it bites him.</i>) Yow!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Can you shapeshift? |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|See what I mean? Bad cat finger!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Sadie|Oh, I'm sure it just wants to play.}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': Well of course... |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*gasps* You're right! And he doesn't have any friends.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Lars|*mockingly* Oh my gosh. It's just like you, Steven.}} |
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− | (<i>Amethyst butts in and shapeshifts into Pearl.</i>) |
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+ | {{TD||(<i>Steven breathes in and conjures four more cat fingers, then laughs.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Huh haa!}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Well of course I can, I'm perfect! *hits her butt* WOMP! WOMP! |
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+ | {{TD||[Trans. Ext. [[Beach Citywalk Fries]]]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cat fingers|Rraaooow!}} |
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− | (<i>Pearl pushes Amethyst to the side and Amethyst tumbles away laughing.</i>) |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Hey, Peedee! Whoa, you work the deep-fryer now? *slams fist on the counter* Make me some fry bits!}} |
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+ | {{TD|[[Peedee Fryman|Peedee]]|Steven, I take my job seriously, ''please'' use the actual menu.}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': ''All'' [[Gems]] have shapeshifting powers, Steven. *projects hologram* We can turn into objects, we can change parts of our bodies or... we could do that. *looks at Amethyst who is still smacking her butt* |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Give me the bits! *slams fist* The bits!}} |
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+ | {{TD|[[Mr. Fryman|Fryman]]|Alright listen, it'll be over sooner if you just give him what he wants. (<i>Peedee sighs.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': WOMP! WOMP! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Whoa, hey, hey, it's not for me. It's fo' THESE GUYS. *holds up cat fingers*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Fryman|What the?!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': I want to try it all! |
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+ | {{TD|Peedee|Uh, here's your... *looks at the cat fingers* ... bits. (<i>The cats start to eat the bits.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Fryman|I can't look away.}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': Don't bite off more than you can chew, Steven. |
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+ | {{TD|Peedee|Steven, that is ''freakish''.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|No it's not. It's natural. *shakes fingers on other hand* Sha-ake... it... out! (<i>The fingers on his other hand turn into cats.</i>) See!}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': WOMP, WOMP! |
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+ | {{TD|Peedee and Fryman|Whoa!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Fryman|You know who would love this? Your older brother. Yo Ronaldo!}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': Ugh! *goes outside and Amethyst turns back into herself* |
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+ | {{TD|[[Ronaldo Fryman|Ronaldo]]|What's up daa... *gasps, drops box, and pushes Peedee to the side* I've gotta take a pic fo''r [[Keep Beach City Weird (blog)|Keep Beach City Weird]]''! *takes out [[Ronaldo's Phone|phone]] and snaps picture*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cat Fingers|MEOW!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Alright! Show me how to change into a, uh, huge lion! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|What's that?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Ronaldo|It's my blog. Keep! Beach! City! Weird! *does hand actions* (<i>Peedee groans.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Actually, for once Pearl is right. If you're gonna do this, you've gotta start with something easy. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Can I see the picture? (<i>Steven takes the phone and the cats whine in agony.</i>) Yikes! *drops phone* Sorry guys. I guess cat fingers don't function well as... fingers.}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Trans. Int. Steven's House]}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Like that cat you turned into? |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Tsk, I'm just getting a snack! (<i>Cat fingers whine and Steven pulls a sandwich out.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Steven! Need some help?}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': That sounds good. Now follow my lead. First, think of what you wanna be, and then, just shake it out. (<i>Amethyst demonstrates for Steven.</i>) See? Haha! Now your turn. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Nah, i-it's cool.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Oh gooood! See ya later then.}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Okay. *breathes in and tries* Caaatttt! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Huh?}} |
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− | + | {{TD|Amethyst|We're taking the [[Gem Sloop]] out to sea to fight a living island.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|What? *drops sandwich* Uh, Amethyst, wait!}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Trans. Ext. Steven's House]}} |
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− | '''Steven''': *presses fingertips against his temples* Feeeelll iittt. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|I wanna go on the Gem Sloop! I wanna see a living island! WAIT! WAIT! *runs down stairs and to the dock* WAIT! (<i>Steven runs into the water to catch up to the Gem Sloop.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Steven!}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Ehh, if you're not ready, we can try later. |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|*laughs* C'mon, you can make it! (<i>The cats meow when Steven starts to paddle and the Gems gasp.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Steven, what's going on?}} |
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− | '''Steven''': No, wait! I can do it. (<i>Amethyst shapeshifts back into herself and Steven starts "feeling it".</i>) Yeah, yeah. HUH! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Waah! I-it's nothing! I-i just turned all my fingers into cats!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|*snorts*}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Well, it was a good try. (<i>A meowing noise comes out of nowhere and Steven opens his palm to see a cat finger.</i>) |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|We have to stay and help Steven!}} |
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+ | {{TD|[[Garnet]]|We can't. This is a tectonic emergency. We'll deal with Steven when we get back.}} |
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− | '''Cat Finger''': Rraow, rraow! |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Amethyst, I blame ''YOU'' for this.}} |
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− | + | {{TD|Amethyst|Eah, that's fair. }} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Grrr! Steven, just try to stay calm!}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Trans. Int. Beach House]}} |
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− | '''Steven''': This is so cool! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Enough! No more cat fingers! I want Steven fingers! ... And I don't mean little me heads on fingers, I mean my REGULAR fingers! (<i>Steven breathes in and a spot on his head turns into a cat, then his arm turns into a cat.</i>) Wha! Aahhh! Stop! (<i>His foot turns into a cat.</i>) Amethyst! (<i>Various parts of his body turn into cats.</i>) Pearl! ... Garnet! [''Gasps''] Dad!}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Trans. Ext. It's a Wash]}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': You should go show your dad. He's gonna freak out! |
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+ | {{TD|Greg||(''Hoses the ground while singing along to his headphone music and hears a bang'') Hello? Who's there? (<i>Cat-covered Steven crawls in.</i>) We're closed, come back tomorooaaaah!!! (<i>He sprays Steven with hose, causing the Steven and cats rolling back but the cats keep coming towards Greg.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*hardly audible* Dad!}} |
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− | '''Cat Finger''': Rreow! |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Huh? (''Sees Steven's face among the cats and gasps'') Steven?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Dad! (''Starts tearing up'') Help! (<i>More cats grow.</i>) Eeeeer!! The cat fingers are taking over my body! (<i>More cats grow.</i>) Eeeeer!!}} |
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− | [Trans. Int. It's a Wash] |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Hold on, wha- I'll get you out of there! (<i>A cat bites his arm and throws him to the side.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|No! Bad! Bad cat fingers! (<i>He steps in a puddle and the cats makes him jump to the roof.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Dad, I'm back! |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Can't you make them go away?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|I tried, but it made it worse! (<i>More cats grow.</i>) Ohh, my life is over! I can't go on magic adventures! I can't even open the fridge! And I'll never get to have another water fight with you, Dad! Because these things hate... water! They hate water! Dad, spray me again! (<i>Greg sprays him and he jumps down. Then the cats run towards Greg.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Hey, stu-ball. |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Aaahahahaaahhh! (<i>Steven grabs side of the car wash stopping the cats in time.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|It's not enough water! *gasp* Turn on the super-wash!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Check it out! *shows cat finger to his dad, and Greg drops his water bottle on Steven* I shapeshifted my finger into a cat! |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|No, I won't do it! It's too dangerous!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|You've got to! I'm a monster! I'm an adorable cat monster!}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Whoa! Is, is that a thing you can do now? That's pretty... cool. |
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+ | {{TD|Greg||(''Starts tearing up'') No you're not! You're my son!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Dad! Please! Aahhh! (<i>Cats engulf his body.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Steven''': I know, right! I'm gonna take this show on the road! *starts laughing* |
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+ | {{TD||[Trans. Int. It's a Wash]}} |
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+ | {{TD||(<i>Greg flips three switches and presses a button, enabling the super-wash. Steven then crawls in. The jets spray Steven on all sides. He then goes through two waxers, and another set of jets. Greg rushes to the opening and picks up a hose, ready to attack any remaining cats.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Cat Finger''': Meow! Row! Reaw! |
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+ | {{TD||[Trans. Ext. It's a Wash]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Dad. (<i>Steven's clothes are all ripped.</i>) We did it.}} |
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− | [Trans. Int. [[Big Donut]]] |
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+ | {{TD||(<i>One of Steven's fingers is still a cat, so Greg hoses it, while they both scream.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Trans. Ext. Beach House]}} |
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− | '''[[Sadie Miller|Sadie]]''': That'll be a dollar 'o five Steven. |
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+ | {{TD||(<i>Steven is sitting on the dock, and the Gems arrive.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Steven! *climbs onto dock and holds his hand* Okay, let me see it. W-? Y-you got them to go away?}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Mm, okay. Here's a nickel. And a buck! *hold up cat finger* (<i>Cat finger meows.</i>) |
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+ | {{TD||(<i>Steven smiles.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|It just goes to show, always listen to me, and never listen to Amethyst.}} |
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− | '''Sadie and Lars''': Whaaat!?! |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|That's fair.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|It goes to show, ''you'' should have a little more faith in Steven. (<i>Pearl blushes.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Sadie''': Oh Steven, that's adorable! (<i>Sadie pets the cat with her finger, which starts to purr.</i>) Are... you making it purr? |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Yeah, that would have been a total CAT-tastrophe!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst and Pearl||(''Sarcastically'') Hahahahaha...}} |
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− | '''Steven''': It kinda does what it wants. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|But I'm feeling much better MEOW!}} |
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+ | {{TD||(<i>The Gems groan.</i>)}} |
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− | '''[[Lars]]''': Really? (<i>He roughly pokes the cat and it bites him.</i>) Yow! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Ehhh? What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|Okay, that's enough.}} |
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− | '''Steven''': See what I mean? Bad cat finger! |
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+ | {{TD||(<i>[[Crystal Gems|The Gems]] walk away.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Sadie''': Oh, I'm sure it just wants to play. |
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− | '''Steven''': *gasps* You're right! And he doesn't have any friends. |
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− | '''Lars''': *mockingly* Oh my gosh. It's just like you, Steven. |
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− | (<i>Steven breathes in and conjures four more cat fingers, then laughs.</i>) |
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− | '''Steven''': Huh haa! |
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− | [Trans. Ext. [[Beach Citywalk Fries]]] |
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− | '''Cat fingers''': Rraaooow! |
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− | '''Steven''': Hey, Peedee! Whoa, you work the deep-fryer now? *slams fist on the counter* Make me some fry bits! |
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− | '''[[Peedee Fryman|Peedee]]''': Steven, I take my job seriously, ''please'' use the actual menu. |
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− | '''Steven''': Give me the bits! *slams fist* The bits! |
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− | '''[[Mr. Fryman|Fryman]]''': Alright listen, it'll be over sooner if you just give him what he wants. (<i>Peedee sighs.</i>) |
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− | '''Steven''': Whoa, hey, hey, it's not for me. It's fo' THESE GUYS. *holds up cat fingers* |
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− | '''Fryman''': What the?! |
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− | '''Peedee''': Uh, here's your... *looks at the cat fingers* ... bits. (<i>The cats start to eat the bits.</i>) |
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− | '''Fryman''': I can't look away. |
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− | '''Peedee''': Steven, that is ''freakish''. |
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− | '''Steven''': No it's not. It's natural. *shakes fingers on other hand* Sha-ake... it... out! (<i>The fingers on his other hand turn into cats.</i>) See! |
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− | '''Peedee and Fryman''': Whoa! |
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− | '''Fryman''': You know who would love this? Your older brother. Yo Ronaldo! |
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− | '''[[Ronaldo Fryman|Ronaldo]]''': What's up daa... *gasps, drops box, and pushes Peedee to the side* I've gotta take a pic fo''r [[Keep Beach City Weird (blog)|Keep Beach City Weird]]''! *takes out [[Ronaldo's Phone|phone]] and snaps picture* |
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− | '''Cat Fingers''': MEOW! |
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− | '''Steven''': What's that? |
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− | '''Ronaldo''': It's my blog. Keep! Beach! City! Weird! *does hand actions* (<i>Peedee groans.</i>) |
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− | '''Steven''': Can I see the picture? (<i>Steven takes the phone and the cats whine in agony.</i>) Yikes! *drops phone* Sorry guys. I guess cat fingers don't function well as... fingers. |
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− | [Trans. Int. Steven's House] |
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− | '''Steven''': Tsk, I'm just getting a snack! (<i>Cat fingers whine and Steven pulls a sandwich out.</i>) |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Steven! Need some help? |
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− | '''Steven''': Nah, i-it's cool. |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Oh gooood! See ya later then. |
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− | '''Steven''': Huh? |
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− | '''Amethyst''': We're taking the [[Gem Sloop]] out to sea to fight a living island. |
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− | '''Steven''': What? *drops sandwich* Uh, Amethyst, wait! |
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− | [Trans. Ext. Steven's House] |
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− | '''Steven''': I wanna go on the Gem Sloop! I wanna see a living island! WAIT! WAIT! *runs down stairs and to the dock* WAIT! (<i>Steven runs into the water to catch up to the Gem Sloop.</i>) |
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− | '''Pearl''': Steven! |
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− | '''Amethyst''': *laughs* C'mon, you can make it! (<i>The cats meow when Steven starts to paddle and the Gems gasp.</i>) |
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− | '''Pearl''': Steven, what's going on? |
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− | '''Steven''': Waah! I-it's nothing! I-i just turned all my fingers into cats! |
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− | '''Amethyst''': *snorts* |
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− | '''Pearl''': We have to stay and help Steven! |
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− | '''[[Garnet]]''': We can't. This is a tectonic emergency. We'll deal with Steven when we get back. |
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− | '''Pearl''': Amethyst, I blame ''YOU'' for this. |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Eah, that's fair. |
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− | '''Pearl''': Grrr! Steven, just try to stay calm! |
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− | [Trans. Int. Beach House] |
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− | '''Steven''': Enough! No more cat fingers! I want Steven fingers! ... And I don't mean little me heads on fingers, I mean my REGULAR fingers! (<i>Steven breathes in and a spot on his head turns into a cat, then his arm turns into a cat.</i>) Wha! Aahhh! Stop! (<i>His foot turns into a cat.</i>) Amethyst! (<i>Various parts of his body turn into cats.</i>) Pearl! ... Garnet! [''Gasps''] Dad! |
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− | [Trans. Ext. It's a Wash] |
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− | '''Greg''': (''Hoses the ground while singing along to his headphone music and hears a bang'') Hello? Who's there? (<i>Cat-covered Steven crawls in.</i>) We're closed, come back tomorooaaaah!!! (<i>He sprays Steven with hose, causing the Steven and cats rolling back but the cats keep coming towards Greg.</i>) |
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− | '''Steven''': *hardly audible* Dad! |
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− | '''Greg''': Huh? (''Sees Steven's face among the cats and gasps'') Steven? |
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− | '''Steven''': Dad! (''Starts tearing up'') Help! (<i>More cats grow.</i>) Eeeeer!! The cat fingers are taking over my body! (<i>More cats grow.</i>) Eeeeer!! |
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− | '''Greg''': Hold on, wha- I'll get you out of there! (<i>A cat bites his arm and throws him to the side.</i>) |
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− | '''Steven''': No! Bad! Bad cat fingers! (<i>He steps in a puddle and the cats makes him jump to the roof.</i>) |
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− | '''Greg''': Can't you make them go away? |
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− | '''Steven''': I tried, but it made it worse! (<i>More cats grow.</i>) Ohh, my life is over! I can't go on magic adventures! I can't even open the fridge! And I'll never get to have another water fight with you, Dad! Because these things hate... water! They hate water! Dad, spray me again! (<i>Greg sprays him and he jumps down. Then the cats run towards Greg.</i>) |
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− | '''Greg''': Aaahahahaaahhh! (<i>Steven grabs side of the car wash stopping the cats in time.</i>) |
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− | '''Steven''': It's not enough water! *gasp* Turn on the super-wash! |
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− | '''Greg''': No, I won't do it! It's too dangerous! |
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− | '''Steven''': You've got to! I'm a monster! I'm an adorable cat monster! |
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− | '''Greg''': (''Starts tearing up'') No you're not! You're my son! |
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− | '''Steven''': Dad! Please! Aahhh! (<i>Cats engulf his body.</i>) |
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− | [Trans. Int. It's a Wash] |
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− | (<i>Greg flips three switches and presses a button, enabling the super-wash. Steven then crawls in. The jets spray Steven on all sides. He then goes through two waxers, and another set of jets. Greg rushes to the opening and picks up a hose, ready to attack any remaining cats.</i>) |
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− | [Trans. Ext. It's a Wash] |
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− | '''Steven''': Dad. (<i>Steven's clothes are all ripped.</i>) We did it. |
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− | (<i>One of Steven's fingers is still a cat, so Greg hoses it, while they both scream.</i>) |
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− | [Trans. Ext. Beach House] |
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− | (<i>Steven is sitting on the dock, and the Gems arrive.</i>) |
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− | '''Pearl''': Steven! *climbs onto dock and holds his hand* Okay, let me see it. W-? Y-you got them to go away? |
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− | (<i>Steven smiles.</i>) |
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− | '''Pearl''': It just goes to show, always listen to me, and never listen to Amethyst. |
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− | '''Amethyst''': That's fair. |
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− | '''Garnet''': It goes to show, ''you'' should have a little more faith in Steven. (<i>Pearl blushes.</i>) |
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− | '''Steven''': Yeah, that would have been a total CAT-tastrophe! |
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− | '''Amethyst and Pearl''': (''Sarcastically'') Hahahahaha... |
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− | '''Steven''': But I'm feeling much better MEOW! |
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− | (<i>The Gems groan.</i>) |
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− | '''Steven''': Ehhh? What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? |
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− | '''Garnet''': Okay, that's enough. |
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− | (<i>[[Crystal Gems|The Gems]] walk away.</i>) |
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− | '''Steven''': Wait, I've been coming up with cat jokes all morning. You guys, I'm FELINE fine. Everything's PURRRRFECT! Oh come on! I'm just KITTEN around! |
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Revision as of 03:37, 8 October 2016
This is a transcribed copy of Cat Fingers. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode. |
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Speaker | Dialogue |
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[Open Ext. It's a Wash] | |
(Greg is washing Mayor Dewey's Van with Steven.) | |
Greg | Almost done! *sprays van with hose* Steven, get the hubcaps! |
Steven | Hubbing it up! *rubs hubcaps faster* |
Greg | Hub it good! This is a high-profile job. |
Steven | You mean cause it's the mayor's election-mobile? |
Greg | If we do this right, we might get political favors! |
Steven | I'm not sure what that is, but I like it! *grabs hose* |
(Steven sprays the van with the hose and hits Greg by mistake. Greg hits him back, and they start to have a hose fight. They both start laughing, and the mayor walks towards them.) | |
Mayor Dewey | Hey, hey, hey! I'm not paying for father-son bonding here! (Steven sprays him with the hose.) Universe! *wipes water off self* Control that kid. *points to Steven* |
Greg | *stands beside Steven* Steven! Hehe, I'm sorry, Mayor Dewey. Hehe, this one's on the house. |
Mayor Dewey | On the house, eh. *stares at the van and then points to Greg* I like the way you do business, Universe. *climbs into car and drives away* |
Car siren | Mayor Dewey! Mayor Dewey! Mayor Dewey! (Greg sighs.) |
Steven | *emerges* Political favors! (Greg notices Steven.) |
Greg | *picks him up* *noogies him* Ahh, you rascal! Enough with the hose fights! |
Steven | *laughs* Aw, okay. (Steven and Greg get splashed by some water, and look down to see a purple cat holding a hose.) |
Greg | What the? |
Steven and Greg | Whoa! |
(The cat chases them around, continuously spraying them with hose water.) | |
Greg | What is with this cat? (The cat then turns into Amethyst.) |
Amethyst | Haha! Got you guys! |
Steven | Amethyst! |
Greg | Uh, pretty cool, Amethyst. |
Steven | Really cool! I wish I could shapeshift like you! |
Amethyst | *ties hose into a knot* You could probably learn. |
Steven | Really? |
Amethyst | Sure. *pulls up Steven's shirt* You've got a gem. |
Greg | Whup! Magic stuff. Should I get out of here? Is there going to be an explosion? |
Steven | Oh, it's no big deal dad. *pulls shirt down* |
Amethyst | *shape-shifts into Steven* Yeah, it's fine. |
Greg | Aah! |
[Trans. Int. Beach House] | |
Amethyst | Hey Pearl. *shape-shifts into seal* Arp, arp! |
(Steven laughs.) | |
Steven | Do more! |
Amethyst | Check it out. (Amethyst shapeshifts into a wolf and Pearl stares blankly.) Aawwooo! *shapeshifts into Purple Puma* Raaa! *shapeshifts into a jay and perches on Steven's head* |
Steven | Whoa! |
Pearl | *walks over* Amethyst, you're overdoing it. |
Amethyst | Uh, chill it dude. |
Pearl | Just because you can shapeshift, doesn't mean you should. |
Steven | Can you shapeshift? |
Pearl | Well of course... |
(Amethyst butts in and shapeshifts into Pearl.) | |
Amethyst | Well of course I can, I'm perfect! *hits her butt* WOMP! WOMP! |
(Pearl pushes Amethyst to the side and Amethyst tumbles away laughing.) | |
Pearl | All Gems have shapeshifting powers, Steven. *projects hologram* We can turn into objects, we can change parts of our bodies or... we could do that. *looks at Amethyst who is still smacking her butt* |
Amethyst | WOMP! WOMP! |
Steven | I want to try it all! |
Pearl | Don't bite off more than you can chew, Steven. |
Amethyst | WOMP, WOMP! |
Pearl | Ugh! *goes outside and Amethyst turns back into herself* |
Steven | Alright! Show me how to change into a, uh, huge lion! |
Amethyst | Actually, for once Pearl is right. If you're gonna do this, you've gotta start with something easy. |
Steven | Like that cat you turned into? |
Amethyst | That sounds good. Now follow my lead. First, think of what you wanna be, and then, just shake it out. (Amethyst demonstrates for Steven.) See? Haha! Now your turn. |
Steven | Okay. *breathes in and tries* Caaatttt! |
Amethyst | Nah, you're too tense. Just relax and feel it. *eats potato chip* Bio-rhythms, yo. |
Steven | *presses fingertips against his temples* Feeeelll iittt. |
Amethyst | Ehh, if you're not ready, we can try later. |
Steven | No, wait! I can do it. (Amethyst shapeshifts back into herself and Steven starts "feeling it".) Yeah, yeah. HUH! |
Amethyst | Well, it was a good try. (A meowing noise comes out of nowhere and Steven opens his palm to see a cat finger.) |
Cat Finger | Rraow, rraow! |
Amethyst | *laughing* |
Steven | This is so cool! |
Amethyst | You should go show your dad. He's gonna freak out! |
Cat Finger | Rreow! |
[Trans. Int. It's a Wash] | |
Steven | Dad, I'm back! |
Greg | Hey, stu-ball. |
Steven | Check it out! *shows cat finger to his dad, and Greg drops his water bottle on Steven* I shapeshifted my finger into a cat! |
Greg | Whoa! Is, is that a thing you can do now? That's pretty... cool. |
Steven | I know, right! I'm gonna take this show on the road! *starts laughing* |
Cat Finger | Meow! Row! Reaw! |
[Trans. Int. Big Donut] | |
Sadie | That'll be a dollar 'o five Steven. |
Steven | Mm, okay. Here's a nickel. And a buck! *hold up cat finger* (Cat finger meows.) |
Sadie and Lars | Whaaat!?! |
Sadie | Oh Steven, that's adorable! (Sadie pets the cat with her finger, which starts to purr.) Are... you making it purr? |
Steven | It kinda does what it wants. |
Lars | Really? (He roughly pokes the cat and it bites him.) Yow! |
Steven | See what I mean? Bad cat finger! |
Sadie | Oh, I'm sure it just wants to play. |
Steven | *gasps* You're right! And he doesn't have any friends. |
Lars | *mockingly* Oh my gosh. It's just like you, Steven. |
(Steven breathes in and conjures four more cat fingers, then laughs.) | |
Steven | Huh haa! |
[Trans. Ext. Beach Citywalk Fries] | |
Cat fingers | Rraaooow! |
Steven | Hey, Peedee! Whoa, you work the deep-fryer now? *slams fist on the counter* Make me some fry bits! |
Peedee | Steven, I take my job seriously, please use the actual menu. |
Steven | Give me the bits! *slams fist* The bits! |
Fryman | Alright listen, it'll be over sooner if you just give him what he wants. (Peedee sighs.) |
Steven | Whoa, hey, hey, it's not for me. It's fo' THESE GUYS. *holds up cat fingers* |
Fryman | What the?! |
Peedee | Uh, here's your... *looks at the cat fingers* ... bits. (The cats start to eat the bits.) |
Fryman | I can't look away. |
Peedee | Steven, that is freakish. |
Steven | No it's not. It's natural. *shakes fingers on other hand* Sha-ake... it... out! (The fingers on his other hand turn into cats.) See! |
Peedee and Fryman | Whoa! |
Fryman | You know who would love this? Your older brother. Yo Ronaldo! |
Ronaldo | What's up daa... *gasps, drops box, and pushes Peedee to the side* I've gotta take a pic for Keep Beach City Weird! *takes out phone and snaps picture* |
Cat Fingers | MEOW! |
Steven | What's that? |
Ronaldo | It's my blog. Keep! Beach! City! Weird! *does hand actions* (Peedee groans.) |
Steven | Can I see the picture? (Steven takes the phone and the cats whine in agony.) Yikes! *drops phone* Sorry guys. I guess cat fingers don't function well as... fingers. |
[Trans. Int. Steven's House] | |
Steven | Tsk, I'm just getting a snack! (Cat fingers whine and Steven pulls a sandwich out.) |
Amethyst | Steven! Need some help? |
Steven | Nah, i-it's cool. |
Amethyst | Oh gooood! See ya later then. |
Steven | Huh? |
Amethyst | We're taking the Gem Sloop out to sea to fight a living island. |
Steven | What? *drops sandwich* Uh, Amethyst, wait! |
[Trans. Ext. Steven's House] | |
Steven | I wanna go on the Gem Sloop! I wanna see a living island! WAIT! WAIT! *runs down stairs and to the dock* WAIT! (Steven runs into the water to catch up to the Gem Sloop.) |
Pearl | Steven! |
Amethyst | *laughs* C'mon, you can make it! (The cats meow when Steven starts to paddle and the Gems gasp.) |
Pearl | Steven, what's going on? |
Steven | Waah! I-it's nothing! I-i just turned all my fingers into cats! |
Amethyst | *snorts* |
Pearl | We have to stay and help Steven! |
Garnet | We can't. This is a tectonic emergency. We'll deal with Steven when we get back. |
Pearl | Amethyst, I blame YOU for this. |
Amethyst | Eah, that's fair. |
Pearl | Grrr! Steven, just try to stay calm! |
[Trans. Int. Beach House] | |
Steven | Enough! No more cat fingers! I want Steven fingers! ... And I don't mean little me heads on fingers, I mean my REGULAR fingers! (Steven breathes in and a spot on his head turns into a cat, then his arm turns into a cat.) Wha! Aahhh! Stop! (His foot turns into a cat.) Amethyst! (Various parts of his body turn into cats.) Pearl! ... Garnet! [Gasps] Dad! |
[Trans. Ext. It's a Wash] | |
Greg | |
Steven | *hardly audible* Dad! |
Greg | Huh? (Sees Steven's face among the cats and gasps) Steven? |
Steven | Dad! (Starts tearing up) Help! (More cats grow.) Eeeeer!! The cat fingers are taking over my body! (More cats grow.) Eeeeer!! |
Greg | Hold on, wha- I'll get you out of there! (A cat bites his arm and throws him to the side.) |
Steven | No! Bad! Bad cat fingers! (He steps in a puddle and the cats makes him jump to the roof.) |
Greg | Can't you make them go away? |
Steven | I tried, but it made it worse! (More cats grow.) Ohh, my life is over! I can't go on magic adventures! I can't even open the fridge! And I'll never get to have another water fight with you, Dad! Because these things hate... water! They hate water! Dad, spray me again! (Greg sprays him and he jumps down. Then the cats run towards Greg.) |
Greg | Aaahahahaaahhh! (Steven grabs side of the car wash stopping the cats in time.) |
Steven | It's not enough water! *gasp* Turn on the super-wash! |
Greg | No, I won't do it! It's too dangerous! |
Steven | You've got to! I'm a monster! I'm an adorable cat monster! |
Greg | |
Steven | Dad! Please! Aahhh! (Cats engulf his body.) |
[Trans. Int. It's a Wash] | |
(Greg flips three switches and presses a button, enabling the super-wash. Steven then crawls in. The jets spray Steven on all sides. He then goes through two waxers, and another set of jets. Greg rushes to the opening and picks up a hose, ready to attack any remaining cats.) | |
[Trans. Ext. It's a Wash] | |
Steven | Dad. (Steven's clothes are all ripped.) We did it. |
(One of Steven's fingers is still a cat, so Greg hoses it, while they both scream.) | |
[Trans. Ext. Beach House] | |
(Steven is sitting on the dock, and the Gems arrive.) | |
Pearl | Steven! *climbs onto dock and holds his hand* Okay, let me see it. W-? Y-you got them to go away? |
(Steven smiles.) | |
Pearl | It just goes to show, always listen to me, and never listen to Amethyst. |
Amethyst | That's fair. |
Garnet | It goes to show, you should have a little more faith in Steven. (Pearl blushes.) |
Steven | Yeah, that would have been a total CAT-tastrophe! |
Amethyst and Pearl | |
Steven | But I'm feeling much better MEOW! |
(The Gems groan.) | |
Steven | Ehhh? What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? |
Garnet | Okay, that's enough. |
(The Gems walk away.) | |
Steven | Wait, I've been coming up with cat jokes all morning. You guys, I'm FELINE fine. Everything's PURRRRFECT! Oh come on! I'm just KITTEN around! |
[END] |