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[Open Ext. It's A Wash]
(Greg is washing Mayor Dewey's Van with Steven)
Greg: Almost done! *sprays van with hose* Steven, get the hubcaps!
Steven: Hubbing it up! *rubs hubcaps faster*
Greg: Hub it good! This is a high-profile job.
Steven: You mean cause it's the mayor's election-mobile?
Greg: If we do this right, we might get political favors!
Steven: I'm not sure what that is, but I like it! *grabs hose*
(Steven sprays the van with the hose and hits Greg by mistake. Greg hits him back, and they start to have a hose fight. They both start laughing, and the mayor walks towards them them.)
Mayor Dewey: Hey, hey, hey! I'm not paying for father-son bonding here! *Steven sprays him with the hose* Universe!*wipes water off self* Control that kid.*points to Steven*
Greg: *stands beside Steven* Steven!, Hehe, I'm sorry, Mayor Dewey. Hehe, this one's on the house.
Mayor Dewey: On the house, eh. *stares at van and then points to Greg* I like the way you do business, Universe. *climbs into car and drives away*
Car siren: Mayor Dewey! Mayor Dewey! Mayor Dewey! *Greg sighs*
Steven: *emerges* Political favors! *Greg notices Steven*
Greg: *picks him up**noogies him* Ahh, you rascal! Enough with the hose fights!
Steven: *laughs*Aw, okay. *Steven and Greg get splashed by some water, and look down to see a purple cat holding a hose*
Greg: What the?
Steven and Greg: Whoa!
(The cat chases them around, continuously spraying them with hose water.)
Greg: What is with this cat? *The cat then turns into Amethyst*
Amethyst: Haha! Got you guys!
Steven: Amethyst!
Greg: Uh, pretty cool, Amethyst.
Steven: Really cool! I wish I could shapeshift like you!
Amethyst: *ties hose into a knot* You could probably learn.
Steven: Really?
Amethyst: Sure. *pulls up Steven's shirt* You've got a gem.
Greg: Whup! Magic stuff. Should I get out of here? Is there going to be an explosion?
Steven: Oh, it's no big deal dad. *pulls shirt down*
Amethyst: *shape-shifts into Steven* Yeah, it's fine.
Greg: Aah!
[Trans. Int. Beach House]
Amethyst: Hey Pearl. *shape-shifts into seal* Arp, arp!
(Steven laughs.)
Steven: Do more!
Amethyst: Check it out. *Amethyst shapeshifts into wolf and Pearl stares blankly* Aawwooo!* shapeshifts into Purple Puma* Raaa! *shapeshifts into a jay and perches on Steven's head*
Steven: Whoa! *Pearl walks over*
Pearl: Amethyst, you're overdoing it.
Amethyst: Uh, chill it dude~.
Pearl: Just because you can shapeshift, doesn't mean you should.
Steven: Can you shapeshift?
Pearl: Well of course...
(Amethyst butts in and shapeshifts into Pearl)
Amethyst: Well of course I can~, I'm per~fect! *hits her butt* WOMP! WOMP!
(Pearl pushes Amethyst to the side and Amethyst tumbles away laughing.)
Pearl: All Gems have shapeshift powers, Steven. *projects hologram* We can turn into objects, we can change parts of our bodies or...we could do that. *looks at Amethyst who is still smacking her butt*
Amethyst: WOMP! WOMP!
Steven: I want to try it all!
Pearl: Don't bite off more than you can chew, Steven.
Amethyst: WOMP, WOMP!
Pearl: Ugh! *goes outside and Amethyst turns back into herself*
Steven: Alright! Show me how to change into a, uh, huge lion!
Amethyst: Actually, for once Pearl is right. If you're gonna do this, you've gotta start with something easy.
Steven: Like that cat you turned into?
Amethyst: That sounds good. Now follow my lead. First, think of what you wanna be, and then, just shake it out. *Amethyst demonstrates for Steven* See? Haha! Now your turn.
Steven: Okay. *breathes in and tries* Caaatttt!
Amethyst: Nah, you're too tense. Just relax and feel it *eats potato chip* Bio-rhythms, yo.
Steven: *presses fingertips against his temples* Feeeelll iittt.
Amethyst: Ehh, if you're not ready, we can try later.
Steven: No, wait! I can do it. *Amethyst shapeshifts back into herself and Steven starts "feeling it"* Yeah, yeah. HUH!
Amethyst: Well, it was a good try. *meow noise comes out of nowhere, and Steven opens his palm to see a cat finger*
Cat Finger: Rraow, Rraow!
Amethyst: *laughing*
Steven: This is so cool!
Amethyst: You should go show your dad. He's gonna freak out!
Cat Finger: Rreow!
[Trans Int. It's A Wash]
Steven: Dad, I'm back!
Greg: Hey, stu-ball.
Steven: Check it out! *shows cat finger to his dad, and Greg drops his water bottle on Steven* I shapeshifted my finger into a cat!
Greg: Whoa! Is, is that a thing you can do now? That's pretty... cool.
Steven: I know, right! I'm gonna take this show on the road! *Steven starts laughing*
Cat Finger: Meow! Row! Reaw!
[Trans. Int. Big Donut]
Sadie: That'll be a dollar 'o five Steven.
Steven: Mm, okay. Here's a nickel. And a buck! *hold up cat finger* *cat meows*
Sadie and Lars: Whaaat!?!
Sadie. Oh Steven, that's adorable! *Sadie pets the cat with her finger, which starts to purr* Are...you making it purr?
Steven: It kinda does what it wants.
Lars: Really? *he roughly pokes the cat and it bites him* Yow!
Steven: See what I mean? Bad cat finger!
Sadie: Oh, I'm sure it just wants to play.
Steven: *gasps* You're right! And he doesn't have any friends.
Lars: *Mockingly* Oh my gosh. It's just like you, Steven. *Steven breathes in and conjures four more cat fingers, then laughs*
Steven: Huh haa!
[Trans. Ext. Beach Citywalk Fries]
Cat fingers: Rraaooow!
Steven: Hey, Peedee! Whoa, you work the deep-fryer now? *slams fist on the counter* Make me some fry bits!
Peedee: Steven, I take my job seriously, please use the actual menu.
Steven: Give me the bits! *slams fist* The bits!
Fryman: Alright listen, it'll be over sooner if you just give him what he wants. *Peedee sighs*
Steven: Whoa, hey, hey, it's not for me. It's fo' THESE GUYS. *holds up cat fingers*
Fryman: What the?!
Peedee: Uh, here's your... *looks at the cat fingers* ...bits. *the cats start to eat the bits*
Fryman: I can't look away.
Peedee: Steven, that is freakish.
Steven: No it's not. It's natural. *shakes fingers on other hand* Sha-ake...it...out! *fingers on other hand turn into cats* See!
Peedee and Fryman: Whoa!
Fryman: You know who would love this? Your older brother. Yo Ronaldo!
Ronaldo: What's up daa..*gasps, drops box, and pushes Peedee to the side* I've gotta take a pic for Keep Beach City Weird! *takes out phone and snaps picture*
Cat Fingers: MEOW!
Steven: What's that?
Ronaldo: It's my blog. Keep! Beach! City! Weird! (does hand actions) *Peedee groans*
Steven: Can I see the picture? *Steven takes the phone and the cats whine in agony* Yikes! *drops phone* Sorry guys. I guess cat fingers don't function well as... fingers.
[Trans. Int. Steven's House]
Steven: Tsk, I'm just getting a snack! *cat fingers whine and Steven pulls a sandwich out*
Amethyst: Steven! Need some help?
Steven: Nah, i-it's cool.
Amethyst: Oh gooood! See ya later then.
Steven: Huh?
Amethyst: We're taking the Gem Sloop out to sea to fight a living island.
Steven: What? *drops sandwich* Uh, Amethyst, wait!
[Trans. Ext. Steven's House]
Steven: I wanna go on the gem sloop! I wanna see a living island! WAIT! WAIT! *runs down stairs and to the dock* WAIT!* Steven runs into the water to catch up to the gem sloop*
Pearl: Steven! *Amethyst laughs*
Amethyst: C'mon, you can make it! *the cats meow when Steven starts to paddle and the Gems gasp*
Pearl: Steven, what's going on?
Steven: Waah! I-it's nothing! I-i just turned all my fingers into cats!
Amethyst: *snorts*
Pearl: We have to stay and help Steven!
Garnet: We can't. This is a tectonic emergency. We'll deal with Steven when we get back.
Pearl: Amethyst, I blame YOU for this.
Amethyst: Eah, that's fair.
Pearl: Grrr! Steven, just try to stay calm!
[Trans. Int. Beach House]
Steven: Enough! No more cat fingers! I want Steven fingers!....And I don't mean little me heads on fingers, I mean my REGULAR fingers! *Steven breathes in and a spot on his head turns into a cat, then his arm turns into a cat* Wha! Aahhh! Stop! *his foot turns into a cat* Amethyst! *various parts of his body turn into cats* Pearl!...Garnet! *Gasp!* Dad!
[Trans. Ext. It's A Wash]
Greg: *hoses the ground while singing along to his headphone music and hears a bang* Hello? Who's there? *cat-covered Steven crawls in* We're closed, come back tomorooaaaah!!! *sprays Steven with hose, causing the Steven and cats rolling back but the cats keep coming towards Greg*
Steven:*Voice is barely heard* Dad!
Greg: Huh? *sees Steven's face among the cats and gasps* Steven?
Steven: Dad! *starts tearing up* Help! *more cats fingers grow* Eeeeer!! The cat fingers are taking over my body! *more cats fingers grow* Eeeeer!!
Greg: Hold on, wha-I'll get you out of there! *a cat bites his arm and throws him to the side*
Steven: No! Bad! Bad cat fingers!* he steps in a puddle and the cats makes him jump to the roof*
Greg: Can't you make them go away?
Steven: I tried, but it made it worse!*more cats fingers grow* Ohh, my life is over! I can't go on magic adventures! I can't even open the fridge! And I'll never get to have another water fight with you dad! Because these things hate...water! They hate water! Dad, spray me again! *Greg sprays him and he jumps down. Then, the cats run towards Greg*
Greg: Aaahahahaaahhh! *Steven grabs side of the car wash stopping the cats in time*
Steven: It's not enough water! *gasp* Turn on the super-wash!
Greg: No, I won't do it! It's too dangerous!
Steven: You've got to! I'm a monster! I'm an adorable cat monster! *Greg starts tearing up*
Greg: No you're not! You're my son!
Steven: Dad! Please! Aahhh! *cats engulf his body*
[Trans. Int. It's A Wash]
(Greg flips three switches and presses a button, enabling the super-wash. Steven then crawls in. The jets spray Steven on all sides. He then goes through two waxers, and another set of jets. Greg rushes to the opening and picks up a hose, ready to attack any remaining cats)
[Trans. Ext. It's A Wash]
Steven: Dad. *Steven's clothes are all ripped* We did it.
(One of Steven's fingers is still a cat, so Greg hoses it, while they both scream)
[Trans. Ext. Beach House]
(Steven is sitting on the dock, and the Gems arrive)
Pearl: Steven! *climbs onto dock and holds his hand* Okay, let me see it. W-? Y-you got them to go away?
(Steven smiles)
Pearl: It just goes to show, always listen to me, and never listen to Amethyst.
Amethyst: That's fair.
Garnet: It goes to show, you should have a little more faith in Steven. *Pearl blushes*
Steven: Yeah, that would have been a total CAT-tastrophe!
Amethyst and Pearl: *sarcastically* Hahahahaha...
Steven: But I'm feeling much better MEOW!
*The Gems moan*
Steven: Ehhh? What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
Garnet: Okay, that's enough.
*The Gems walk away*
Steven: Wait, I've been coming up with cat jokes all morning. You guys, I'm FELINE fine. Everything's PURRRRFECT! Oh come on!, I'm just KITTEN around!
[End]