Speaker
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Dialogue
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[Open Int. Beach House]
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(A title card of static image of Snack Sushi is shown, as it cuts to Lion in the kitchen, wearing a bowtie.)
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Steven (Lion)
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I am Lion, the host of the show, "Cooking with Lion".
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(Lion yawns loudly as Steven introduces him in the manner of a cooking show.)
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Steven
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Hi, everyone. Today, we're going to make "Snack Sushi". This is a great dish to make if you're going to have friends over who don't like the taste of raw fish.
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(Lion knocks an avocado off the table as Steven speaks.)
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Steven (Lion)
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Or if somebody has already eaten all of your tuna.
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Steven
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Oh, Lion. That- *chuckles briefly* That was a lot of tuna. And then you just threw it up into my shoes. But I've found a surprise replacement ingredient, so let's get started.
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Steven (Lion)
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First, use the spoon to cut slices into the flesh of the avocado, then run the spoon along the inside of the skin and transfer the slices to a plate.
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(Steven spreads the slices of avocado on a plate.)
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Steven (Lion)
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Next, let's make the spicy mayo! In a bowl, combine mayonnaise and your favorite hot sauce to taste. I like it very spicy.
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(Steven mixes the mayonnaise and spicy sauce together into a paste, all while Lion makes a derpy expression.)
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Steven (Lion)
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Let's prepare the sushi roll! On a bamboo rolling mat, place a sheet of seaweed paper rough side up. Using a rice paddle or spatula, spread the sushi rice onto the seaweed paper.
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Steven
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Click here for the "how to make Sushi Rice" video!
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(Steven points upwards with his paddle at a button above him reading "click!".)
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Steven (Lion)
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Line up your avocado slices on top of the sushi rice. Now for the secret ingredient. Cheese puffs!
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Steven
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Make sure to use the smoother variety of puff for the proper texture.
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(Steven takes a cheese puff out of a bag and Lions chomps onto it.)
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Steven (Lion)
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Line up your puffs along the avocado slices, then use the bamboo mat to roll up your sushi roll. Now, carefully slice your roll into six equally sized pieces.
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(As Steven slices the sushi roll, Lion is seen licking himself with his leg high up in the air.)
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Steven (Lion)
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To finish, place a dollop of the spicy mayo on top of each piece of sushi, and garnish the plate with another dollop 'cause it's fancy.
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Steven
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Time to try one myself!
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(Steven is about to eat a piece of sushi, when Lion shoves him away.)
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Steven
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Lion! No! At least save the flavors!
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(Lion devours all of the sushi, before walking off.)
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Steven (Lion)
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The ingredients in this Snack Sushi are delicious. Be sure to serve fresh for a maximum crunch.
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(The video ends as Steven's other recipes are promoted, such as the Together Breakfast and the Dog-Nuts. Another ending card promotes a recipe for Cookie Cat coming soon, along with the caption "Please subscribe".)
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[END]
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