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| This is a transcribed copy of "Cooking with Lion". Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode. |
| Previous: "Fusion" | Next: "Gem Karaoke" |
| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| [Open Int. Beach House] | |
| (A title card of static image of Snack Sushi is shown, as it cuts to Lion in the kitchen, wearing a bowtie.) | |
| Steven (Lion) | I am Lion, the host of the show, "Cooking with Lion". |
| (Lion yawns loudly as Steven introduces him in the manner of a cooking show.) | |
| Steven | Hi, everyone. Today, we're going to make "Snack Sushi". This is a great dish to make if you're going to have friends over who don't like the taste of raw fish. |
| (Lion knocks an avocado off the table as Steven speaks.) | |
| Steven (Lion) | Or if somebody has already eaten all of your tuna. |
| Steven | Oh, Lion. That- *chuckles briefly* That was a lot of tuna. And then you just threw it up into my shoes. But I've found a surprise replacement ingredient, so let's get started. |
| Steven (Lion) | First, use the spoon to cut slices into the flesh of the avocado, then run the spoon along the inside of the skin and transfer the slices to a plate. |
| (Steven spreads the slices of avocado on a plate.) | |
| Steven (Lion) | Next, let's make the spicy mayo! In a bowl, combine mayonnaise and your favorite hot sauce to taste. I like it very spicy. |
| (Steven mixes the mayonnaise and spicy sauce together into a paste, all while Lion makes a derpy expression.) | |
| Steven (Lion) | Let's prepare the sushi roll! On a bamboo rolling mat, place a sheet of seaweed paper rough side up. Using a rice paddle or spatula, spread the sushi rice onto the seaweed paper. |
| Steven | Click here for the "how to make Sushi Rice" video! |
| (Steven points upwards with his paddle at a button above him reading "click!".) | |
| Steven (Lion) | Line up your avocado slices on top of the sushi rice. Now for the secret ingredient. Cheese puffs! |
| Steven | Make sure to use the smoother variety of puff for the proper texture. |
| (Steven takes a cheese puff out of a bag and Lions chomps onto it.) | |
| Steven (Lion) | Line up your puffs along the avocado slices, then use the bamboo mat to roll up your sushi roll. Now, carefully slice your roll into six equally sized pieces. |
| (As Steven slices the sushi roll, Lion is seen licking himself with his leg high up in the air.) | |
| Steven (Lion) | To finish, place a dollop of the spicy mayo on top of each piece of sushi, and garnish the plate with another dollop 'cause it's fancy. |
| Steven | Time to try one myself! |
| (Steven is about to eat a piece of sushi, when Lion shoves him away.) | |
| Steven | Lion! No! At least save the flavors! |
| (Lion devours all of the sushi, before walking off.) | |
| Steven (Lion) | The ingredients in this Snack Sushi are delicious. Be sure to serve fresh for a maximum crunch. |
| (The video ends as Steven's other recipes are promoted, such as the Together Breakfast and the Dog-Nuts. Another ending card promotes a recipe for Cookie Cat coming soon, along with the caption "Please subscribe".) | |
| [END] | |
