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This is a transcribed copy of "Cooking with Lion". Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode.
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Speaker Dialogue
[Open Int. Beach House]
(A title card of static image of Snack Sushi is shown, as it cuts to Lion in the kitchen, wearing a bowtie.)
Steven (Lion) I am Lion, the host of the show, "Cooking with Lion".
(Lion yawns loudly as Steven introduces him in the manner of a cooking show.)
Steven Hi, everyone. Today, we're going to make "Snack Sushi". This is a great dish to make if you're going to have friends over who don't like the taste of raw fish.
(Lion knocks an avocado off the table as Steven speaks.)
Steven (Lion) Or if somebody has already eaten all of your tuna.
Steven Oh, Lion. That- *chuckles briefly* That was a lot of tuna. And then you just threw it up into my shoes. But I've found a surprise replacement ingredient, so let's get started.
Steven (Lion) First, use the spoon to cut slices into the flesh of the avocado, then run the spoon along the inside of the skin and transfer the slices to a plate.
(Steven spreads the slices of avocado on a plate.)
Steven (Lion) Next, let's make the spicy mayo! In a bowl, combine mayonnaise and your favorite hot sauce to taste. I like it very spicy.
(Steven mixes the mayonnaise and spicy sauce together into a paste, all while Lion makes a derpy expression.)
Steven (Lion) Let's prepare the sushi roll! On a bamboo rolling mat, place a sheet of seaweed paper rough side up. Using a rice paddle or spatula, spread the sushi rice onto the seaweed paper.
Steven Click here for the "how to make Sushi Rice" video!
(Steven points upwards with his paddle at a button above him reading "click!".)
Steven (Lion) Line up your avocado slices on top of the sushi rice. Now for the secret ingredient. Cheese puffs!
Steven Make sure to use the smoother variety of puff for the proper texture.
(Steven takes a cheese puff out of a bag and Lions chomps onto it.)
Steven (Lion) Line up your puffs along the avocado slices, then use the bamboo mat to roll up your sushi roll. Now, carefully slice your roll into six equally sized pieces.
(As Steven slices the sushi roll, Lion is seen licking himself with his leg high up in the air.)
Steven (Lion) To finish, place a dollop of the spicy mayo on top of each piece of sushi, and garnish the plate with another dollop 'cause it's fancy.
Steven Time to try one myself!
(Steven is about to eat a piece of sushi, when Lion shoves him away.)
Steven Lion! No! At least save the flavors!
(Lion devours all of the sushi, before walking off.)
Steven (Lion) The ingredients in this Snack Sushi are delicious. Be sure to serve fresh for a maximum crunch.
(The video ends as Steven's other recipes are promoted, such as the Together Breakfast and the Dog-Nuts. Another ending card promotes a recipe for Cookie Cat coming soon, along with the caption "Please subscribe".)

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Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen It RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunitedLegs From Here to HomeworldFamiliarTogether AloneEscapismChange Your Mind
Film Steven Universe: The Movie
Future Little HomeschoolGuidanceRose BudsVolleyballBluebirdA Very Special EpisodeSnow DayWhy So Blue?Little GraduationPrickly PairIn DreamsBismuth CasualTogether ForeverGrowing PainsMr. UniverseFragmentsHomeworld BoundEverything's FineI Am My MonsterThe Future
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time
Other We Deserve to ShineCrossover Nexus