Crossover Nexus/Transcript

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Speaker	Dialogue
Strike	Come out, come out wherever you are. I summoned you two heroes here to destroy you. And just like all the others, I will annihilate you!
Garnet	(Grunts)
Strike	Fine, I'll just summon some other hero to obliterate. Let's see... Ah, this one looks like he's got some fight in him. Let's play!
Pen	Now summoning hero.
K.O.	Oof!
Pen	Success.
K.O.	Hey, what's this spooky dump? And where are my friends?
Strike	I am Strike. Howdy, hero -- and toodle-oo!
K.O.	What, me?! I-I'm still just a hero in training.
Strike	Yeah, I don't care.
K.O.	(Whimpers)
Garnet	(Grunts)
K.O.	Huh? Wha-- Who?
Garnet	No time for introductions.
Ben Tennyson	Guys this way, c'mon!
Strike	(Growls) If these heroes don't want to stay and play, I'll just have to pin them down.
All	(Panting)
Garnet	There!
K.O.	You two seem like heroes, but I can't find either of you in my Pow Cards.
Garnet	I'm a Crystal Gem. I fight off threats from outer space and protect my planet from anything that would harm it. The name's Garnet.
K.O.	That's amazing! Uh, what do you do, little boy?
Ben Tennyson	Uh, I'm Ten.
K.O.	Oh! I'm sorry.
Ben Tennyson	No, I'm Ben Ten... ...nyson. I travel around the country with my grandpa and cousin Gwen in an RV.
K.O.	That's nice.
Pen	Destroy heroes.
All	(Startles)
Ben Tennyson	Let's go Four Arms. It's Hero Time.
(Ben Tennyson pressing the Omnitrix and turning into Four Arms)
Four Arms	Oh, yeah! (Grunts)
K.O.	Whoa!
Four Arms	Did I fail to mention my Omnitrix, which lets me turn into 10 different super-cool aliens?
K.O.	Who-ha-ha!
Four Arms	My Omnitrix! I'm stuck like this without it!
Garnet	Stop gawping, or it'll do worse.
K.O.	(Shouts)
Garnet	Ha! Ha! Take this!
Pen	Spin attack.
Four Arms	That don't look good.
K.O.	(Strains) Thanks, Ben. Or should I call you Four Arms? It's kind of confusing.
Four Arms	Don't sweat it.
K.O.	(Whimpers)
Garnet	Huh? (Grunts)
K.O.	Garnet! Your cool glasses!
Garnet	We'd better get movin'. We'e got to lose it before it recovers and steals any more of our powers.
K.O.	Your sunglasses were your power?
Garnet	Not quite -- they just gave me the clarity and focus I need to use my future vision -- also, they're prescription.
Four Arms	In there! New, new, new, new! All clear, guys! (Screams)
K.O.	Four Arms!
Four Arms	It's hideous!
K.O.	Huh? Who are all these guys?
Garnet	They must be heroes that couldn't escape Strike's...strike. Let's keep moving.
Four Arms	Man, if red Strike X'ed all these years, h-he be may stronger than I thought.
K.O.	If all these heroes couldn't stop him, what could the three of us possibly do?
Raven	(off-screen) Do what he isn't expecting, and go to his lair.
K.O.	That's a great idea, Garnet!
Garnet	I didn't say anything, K.O.
K.O.	Ben?
Four Arms	Dude, did that honestly sound like my voice to you?
Raven	I said.
K.O.	(Gasps) A hero!
Raven	Hi.
K.O.	(Strains) You've got X'ed by Strike, but you can still talk and stuff?
Raven	I got protection spell off just before he X'ed me.
Garnet	(Grunts)
Raven	Thanks...you?
Garnet	Garnet.
K.O.	K.O.!
Four Arms	Four Arms -- and Ben -- and, like, a bunch of other guys, too --
Garnet	We need to know who you are and what this place is.
Raven	I'm part of a group of superheroes called the Teen Titans. My name's Raven. Uh, excuse me? That's better. Before I got X'ed out, I learned this used to be a great city of heroes, but Strike appeared and stole everyone's powers.
Strike	(Evil Laughs)
Raven	He was still hungry, so he started summoning heroes from other dimensions to destroy. If we don't stop him, there'll be no heroes left...anywhere.
K.O.	Why would he do something so cob-darn awful?
Raven	Eh, it's his thing. It's what he does. He's like evil, you know pure evil or whatever.
Four Arms	Seems like this dude always has the element of surprise.
Garnet	Maybe we should surprise him, and ambush him at his lair.
Raven	That was literally the first thing I said.
K.O.	Raven, want to join us?
Raven	Eh, I don't know. I was having such a great time as a lifeless statue.
K.O.	Ooh, a new friend! You can be the brains of our team.
Raven	as usual.
K.O.	Hey, Raven? Where is this evil lair anyway?
Raven	Over there -- the giant fortress just past the impassable chasm.
K.O.	Oh, okay. Neat.
Raven	(Sighs) Still smarter than Beast Boy.
K.O.	So, what kind of magic can you do?
Raven	Uh, all of it? Normally I would wield my dimensional magic to get us home, but Strike stole my powers. I can still levitate but -- Azarath Metrion Zinthos! (Sighs) Nothing.
K.O.	Whippley dip dipple. I just realized that we all come from teams of great heroes. Maybe the four of us can form a new team together. How about "O.K. Ben! Let's Go! Universe"?
Four Arms, Garnet and Raven	(Laughs)
Four Arms	Yeah, this is a pretty good time. (Laughs)
K.O.	(Sighs)
Four Arms	K.O., watch out!
K.O.	(Gasps)
Raven	Strike's traps.
K.O.	W-- How are we supposed to get across that?!
Raven	You guys all have flight powers, right?
Four Arms	You know, one of my other forms can fly, actually.
Raven	Really?! That's so cool! (Grumbling) And would be really useful in this situation.
Four Arms	It's not my fault I don't have my Omnitrix, okay?
Garnet	You double need to stop bickering and pay attention.
Four Arms	Ahh! Chompy fish!
Raven	Everyone, hold on to my super-strong legs!
K.O., Garnet and Four Arms	(Shouts)
Garnet	Get…
K.O. and Garnet	...back!
K.O.	Ha! Power fist!
K.O. and Garnet	(Grunts)
Raven	We're almost there! Hold on tight! Agh! Never mind. We're gonna die.
Garnet	Leave it to me. Hup! No one hurts my friends. Rrrraw!
K.O.	Wow! Thanks, Garnet.
Four Arms	Yeah, thanks, Garnet.
Raven	This is it -- Strike's lair. Got to admit, he's got taste.
Four Arms	What do we do now?
K.O.	Whoa! (Shouts)
Garnet	Run!
Garnet, K.O., Four Arms and Raven	(Panting)
Pen	Destroy Heroes.
K.O.	Ah!
Four Arms	What is it waiting for?
Strike	(Laughs) Me.
Four Arms	What?!
Strike	I programmed ole blasty here to corner you -- not to destroy you.
Four Arms	Oh. Phew!
Strike	(Chuckles) I'm gonna do that myself.
All	Uh-oh.
Strike	And now to start my incredibly long, un-interruptible power-up sequence. Ra-a-a-a-a-a…
Garnet	He's channeling dark magics for a single, fatal blow.
Four Arms	We got to do something!
Raven	Without our powers? Face it, he's got us pinned.
K.O.	Pen... Pen... Pen! That's it! Power fist! Ha. Ta-da!
Raven	What?
K.O.	Well, I noticed all those piranha traps back there were red. So I figured this thing can create as well as destroy. Besides, it does look kind of like a big ole pen.
Raven	That's an astonishing logical leap K.O.
Four Arms, Raven and Garnet	(Shouts)
K.O.	(Groans) Aaaand... Whoops, can't forget this.
Four Arms	I'm too young to di-- My Omnitrix!
(Four Arms transform back into Ben Tennyson)
Ben Tennyson	Ah -- feels good to be a kid again!
Raven	Ah, satisfying.
K.O.	Ready, Garnet?
Garnet	Well, that's our powers restored, but what about yours K.O.?
K.O.	(Chuckles) Oh, well, I never actually lost my powers. The only thing I've been missing is my friends. But I just realized -- I have friends right here! And as long as we're together, nothing can stop us!
Ben Tennyson	Good pep talk, bro!
Garnet	Okay, K.O., let's be heroes.
Strike	-...a-a-a-ah! There -- fully powered and ready to face heroes who are powerless. Now... Huh? Where dey go?
Ben Tennyson	Hey, jerk!
Strike	What?!
Raven, K.O., Garnet and Ben Tennyson	O.K. Ben! Let's Go Universe!
Strike	Oh, there you are. Ha! Goody. Now, perish! Wah! (Laughs)
Garnet	(Grunts)
Strike	Wha-- (Groans)
Raven	Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
Strike	(Grunts)
Ben Tennyson	Got to find the right alien for the job!
(Ben Tennyson pressing the Omnitrix and turning into Jake the Dog)
Jake the Dog	What? For reals?
(Jake the Dog changes into Prohyas Warrior)
Dolphin Magisword	(Chatters)
(Prohyas Warrior transform back into Ben Tennyson)
Ben Tennyson	My Omnitrix! Why isn't this thing working?!
K.O.	Ben! It's okay! Your Omni-thingy was made with Strike's power, and he has the power to summon any hero into this world.
Ben Tennyson	(Chuckles) I see where your going with this. It's Hero Time!
K.O.	You just need... (Shouts) ...a power fist!
(Ben Tennyson transform into Robot Jones)
Robot Jones	Ha ha ha ha ha.
(Robot Jones changes into Festro)
Festro	Yeah, yeah! Spring Break!
(Festro changes into Uncle Grandpa)
Uncle Grandpa	Good Morning!
(Uncle Grandpa changes into Gumball Watterson)
(Gumball Watterson changes into Mordecai)
(Mordecai changes into Edd)
(Edd changes into Wirt)
(Wirt changes into Moxy)
(Moxy changes into Grizzly Bear)
(Grizzly Bear changes into Jeff Randell)
(Jeff Randell changes into Grim Reaper)
(Grim Reaper changes into Chowder)
(Chowder changes into Captain K'nuckles)
(Captain K'nuckles changes into Monkey)
(Monkey changes into Cow)
(Cow changes changes into Johnny Bravo)
(Johnny Bravo changes into Buttercup)
(Buttercup changes into Dexter)
(Dexter changes into Finn the Human)
Strike	Noooooo!
(Finn the Human punches Strike)
(Finn the Human transform back into Ben Tennyson)
K.O.	Wow, Ben! You were incredible!
Ben Tennyson	We were incredible.
Raven	Yeah, we did all right.
Garnet	Thank you. We made great teammates.
K.O.	Thank you very much.
Ben Tennyson	Ooh, I meant all the dudes in my Omnitrix, but you guys are okay, you, I guess.
K.O.	That's nice. Thanks. Pen!
Raven	Must be lost without its master's commands.
Garnet	Then let's give it some of our own. This should reprogram it to make the world as good as new.
K.O.	Let's make it better than new!
Garnet	Done.
K.O.	Whoa!
Pen	Rebuilding.
Festro	Whoa, bros, we're back.
Robot Jones	What happened to me?
I.M. Weasel	I am Weasel!
Festro	Hey, nice to meet ya.
Ilana	Oh, hi!
Garnet	Hmm. That's that settled.
K.O.	Hey, how are we getting home?
Raven	Oh. Leave that to me. Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
Ben Tennyson	Well, time to get going. Bye, guys! Gwen's gonna flip when she hears about this.
Raven	See ya, guys. Finally, this crossover is over. (Gasps) Wait a minute! Zinthos! Phew. Close call.
Garnet	It's time for me to go home, as well.
K.O.	Mmm... Garnet, am I ever gonna see you again?
Garnet	I don't know, but whatever happens, I'm not gonna forget you. (Whistles) Here.
K.O.	Huh? (Gasps) (Crying) Garnet!
(K.O. woke up at Gar's Hero Supply & Bodega)
K.O.	Ough. What happened? Did I just fall asleep? (Gasps) I hope Mr. Gar didn't see -- Huh? (Gasps) Wooow.