"Do or Do Nut" is a song sung by the younger Mr. Smiley in "Joking Victim". It is featured in the Big Donut's training film for new employees. Sadie shows Steven this video before he began his shift at the Big Donut.

Lyrics

Donuts!
At the Big Donut.
They make the world go 'round,
A treat when you are down.
Donuts! (Wow)
At the Big Donut. (Bam)
Dunk them in coffee or tea. (Yeah)
Napkins are always free!
Now if a customer chokes on a donut, (That ain't right)
State law requires that you assist them. (Help them out now)
Take both hands!

Push below the diaphragm!
Get them happy and breathing, as fast as you can. (That's the law)

/time skip/

In the event of a fire,
Don't panic, stay calm.
There is a fire extinguisher,
Against the back wall.


/time skip/

There is a 6 percent sales tax
on edible goods.
'Cause tax exemption
is for non-prepared foods.

/time skip/

... in coffee or tea.
Napkins are always free!
[echo] free - free - free


A Word From The Composer

Demo

"This is the demo for the Big Donut training video song from the most recent episode of Steven Universe, “Joking Victim”. Lyrics by me and Paul Villeco. Music by me, Rebecca Sugar and Jeff Liu.

Now this just the first part of the song. The other verses were separated out so that we could transition between them and make it seem like Steven had been watching the video forever. But the bonus of this demo is you get to hear me get really goofy at the end.

In the actual episode, Mr. Smiley (played by Sinbad) sings this tune. It was one of the highlights of my life to get in the booth and nervously ask a legendary comedian to sing a jingle I wrote about donuts. But he did it and it was great!"

Track Information

  • Lyrics by Ben Levin & Paul Villeco.

Demo

  • Music by Jeff Liu, Rebecca Sugar & Ben Levin.

Trivia

  • The song itself is a tribute to fast-food chain training videos.
    • Most notably those of the hamburger chain Wendy's.
    • The ending of the video appears similar to the ending of the Wendy's "Hot Drinks" training video.
  • The title is a play on Yoda's line from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back: "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
  • The album cover is a parody of the album cover of "No Gods, No Managers" by the rock band Choking Victim, which is a reference of the song's origin episode's name, "Joking Victim".

Video


ve Music
Songs "Be Wherever You Are" • "Big Fat Zucchini" • "Both of You" • "Change Your Mind" • "Comet" • "Cookie Cat" • "Dear Old Dad" • "Destiny" • "Do It for Her" • "Do or Do Nut" • "Don't Cost Nothing" • "Empire City" • "Escapism" • "Familiar" • "Fishing for Compliments" • "Full Disclosure" • "G-G-G-Ghost" • "Giant Woman" • "Haven't You Noticed (I'm a Star)" • "Here Comes a Thought" • "Hey, Mr. Postman" • "I Could Never Be (Ready)" • "I Think I Need a Little (Change)" • "It's Over Isn't It" • "The Jam Song" • "Lapis Lazuli" • "Let's Only Think About Love" • "Let Me Drive My Van (into Your Heart)" • "Li'l Butler Theme" • "Love Like You" • "Love Like You (Reprise)" • "Mr. Greg" • "On the Run" • "Peace and Love on the Planet Earth" • Potluck" • "Ruby Rider" • "Sadie Killer and the Suspects" • "Something Entirely New" • "Ste-Ste-Ste Steven" • "Steven and the Crystal Gems" • "Steven and the Stevens" • "Still Not Giving Up" • "Strong in the Real Way" • "Stronger Than You" • "That Distant Shore" • "Tower of Mistakes" • "True Kinda Love" • "Wailing Stone" • "We Are the Crystal Gems" • "What Can I Do (For You)" • What's the Use of Feeling (Blue)?" • "The Working Dead"
Soundtracks Season 1A:
"Amalgam" • Atop the Sea Spire" • "Battle at the Underwater Temple" • "The Cave" • "Connie's Theme" • "Dad Museum" • "Dance of Swords" • "Desert Glass" • "Drop the Strawberry" • "Fight, Flight, or Love" • "Funland Arcade" • "Gimme Gimme" • "Glitch City" • "Golf Quest Mini OST" • "Heart of the Pyramid" • "The Heaven Beetle" • "The Heaven Beetle (reprise)" • "The Hill" • "Holo Pearl" • "I Am Lapis Lazuli" • "Lapis' Tower" • "Let Me Out" • "Lion's Ocean" • "Lion's Theme" • "Love Like You (The Ocean Returns)" • "luv u (Greg's Theme)" • "Meat Beat Mania: FLAMBÉE!" • "Meat Beat Mania: Over Easy" • "Mirror Gem" • "Mirror Match" • "Monster Buddy" • "Monster Spelunkin'" • "The Mother" • "Night Drive" • "Opal" • "Overgrown Brambles" • "Pearl's Theme" • "Peedee's Blues" • "Purple Puma and Tiger Millionaire" • "Q U A D R I N O M E T R Y - THE SECRET OF THE WAVE LIES IN C R E A T I O N" • "Road Killer" • "Rose's Fountain" • "Rose's Room" • "Spaced Out Beats" • "Steven's Shield" • "Strawberry Battlefield/The Sleeping Pyramid" • "Sugilite Returns" • "Synchronize/Sugilite" • "Take My Hand" • "Teens of Rage" • "That's Unusual!" • "Time Thing" • "Underwater Temple" • "Water Damage" • "The Waterfall"

Season 1B:

"After These Messages" • "Alexandrite" • "Almost There" • "Alone Together" • "Be Cool at the Club" • "Blast Off!" • "Collusion" • "Death Rag" • "Decisive Path" • "Defective" • "Fusion Disco" • "Future Vision" • "Greg on the Beach" • "Half A Story / Connie to the Rescue" • "I'm Still Here" • "Let's Build A Spaceship: Part 2" • "Lion's Mane" • "Malachite" • "Moonlit Battlefield" • "Night Drive 2" • "No Home Boys" • "Paradise" • "Paronaldo Activity" • "Peridot" • "The Pitch Got Delayed" • "Return to the Beach/Jasper" • "Reunion" • "Rose's Theme" • "Sadie & the Beast" • "Secret Team" • "Snerson Interrogation" • "Steven's Confession" • "Twilight Run" • "UUU Fanfare / Let's Build a Spaceship: Part 1" • "Waterfall Training Montage" • "Watermelon Battle" • "Watermelon Steven" • "We Were the Best" • "Weatherbomb" • "Young Gems"

Season 2:

"Amethyst's Theme" • "Blue Diamond" • "Enticement" • "Escaping the Colony / Feelings of Love" • "Gem Shards" • "Good Morning (SU Remix)" • "Happy Birthday Steven / 5750 Years Ago" • "Little Peridot" • "luv u dad (And Garnet)" • "Mother and Daughter" • "Pearlbot vs. Peribot" • "Peridot and Steven" • "Peridot in the Rain" • "Peridot's Escape" • "Reconciliation" • "Robolympics" • "Sardonyx" • "Sky Arena / Let Me Do This For You" • "The Rebels / Garnet's First Fusion" • "The Answer" • "Strength and Forgiveness" • "Theme from An Endless Romance" • "We are Malachite" • "Yellow Diamond" • "Young Gems"

Season 3:

"Bismuth's Forge" • "Bismuth's Return to the Battlefield" • "The Breaking Point" • "The Cluster / Gem Drill" • "Collaboration / Malachite VS Alexandrite: Part 1" • "The Confrontation" • "Consolation (Steven & Amethyst's Fusion Dance)" • "Dire, Dire Drift" • "Duel of the Quartz Soldiers" • "The Final Drift" • "Futurisms" • "Get Loose" • "Hello, House!" • "Hit the Diamond" • "I'll Protect You" • "Inside The Cluster" • "Lapis' Flight" • "Lars for the Day" • "Macho Trance" • "Malachite VS Alexandrite: Part 2" • "Meep Morps" • "Objective Invention" • "Show Me What You Got" • "Smoky Quartz" • "Somewhere Alone At Sea" • "Steven VS Amethyst" • "Steven's Restaurant" • "Steven's Rituals"

Season 4:

"Andy's Flight" • "Aquamarine & Topaz" • "Baby's First Glow" • "Battle in Aquamarine's Ship / Steven's Sacrifice" • "Famethyst" • "Good Influences" • "Hit That Bird!" • "Holly Blue Agate" • "Jorge's Band/Breath Of Fire" • "Lion's Desert" • "No Gem Wars At The Table" • "One Big Super Right" • "Onion Gang" • "Sardonyx Tonight! Medley" • "Stevonnie's Anxiety" • "Smoky Quartz Meets Sardonyx" • "Stevonnie's Anxiety" • "STOP" • "Storm in the Room" • "Tension in the House" • "That Will Be All" • "Ube!" • "You Like That, Little Man?" • "The Zoomans"

Season 5:

"The Ancient Kindergarten" • "Aquamarine Subdues Topaz" • "The Ball / Alone Together (Reprise)" • "Best Friends Forever" • "Blue Diamond's Onsen" • "Blue Diamond's Remorse" • "Confronting Yellow Diamond" • "The Crystal Gems VS Blue Diamond" • "Diamond Reunion" • "Encouragement (Steven & Pearl's Fusion Dance)" • "Everything's Pink" • "Falling! / Smoky Quartz" • "Family" • "Find My Phone" • "Garnet & Steven Get Painted & Chase a Cat" • "Going Deeper" • "Goodbye Lars / Home At Last" • "Healing Nephrite" • "Homeworld Waltz" • "I Don't Wanna Be Alone" • "I Miss You (She Took The Barn)" • "I Now Pronounce You Garnet" • "I'm Not Sorry" • "Inner Mind / I Am Pink Diamond" • "Integrity (Steven & Garnet's Fusion Dance)" • "Jungle Moon" • "Kevin Party" • "Lapis Leaves" • "Lars of the Stars" • "Lars... ?" • "Launching the Legs" • "The Legend of Rose Quartz" • "Lion's Secret" • "No One Can Know (Pearl & Pink Diamond's Secret)" • "Obsidian" • "Orbservatory" • "The Off Colors" • "Pearl... ?" • "The Pebbles" • "Pink Lars" • "The Question" • "Rainbow Quartz 2.0 / We Fused!" • "The Return Home" • "Rose & Pearl On Earth" • "Ruby Alone" • "Ruby's Decision" • "Sapphire's Anger" • "Shorty Squad in the Kindergarten" • "Steven Meets Pink Steven" • "Steven and the Wolf" • "Steven the Wedding Planner" • "Sunstone" • "The Train Home" • "The Trial: Pt. 1 (Green Zircon)" • "The Trial: Pt. 2 (Blue Zircon)" • "Unity (The Crystal Gems' Fusion Dance)" • "VROOM" • "Watermelon Steven's Adventure" • "When I Go Back" • "White Diamond" • "Yellow Diamond's Sauna" • "Yellow Diamond's Sorrow"

Other:

"Ending Theme" • "Pearl Remix" • "RARELY" • "Steven Universe Remix"
Attack the Light soundtracks "Title" • "Battle Theme" • "Indigo Caves" • "Strawberry Battlefield" • "The Desert" • "Sunken Sea Spire" • "Red Temple" • "Boss Battle" • "Level Up!"
Save the Light soundtracks Songs:
"Saved the Light"

Soundtrack:

"Bismuth's Forge" • "Boss Battle!" • "Hessonite and the Prism"
Steven Universe: The Movie soundtracks "The Tale of Steven" • "Once Upon a Time" • "Message to the Universe" • "Let Us Adore You" • "Home Sweet Home" • "Happily Ever After" • "The Arrival" • "Other Friends" • "One on One" • "system/BOOT.pearl_final(3).Info" • "With Friends Like These" • "Crystal Gem Huddle" • "Who We Are" • "Hijinks Will Ensue" • "Isn't It Love?" • "Search Party" • "Echoes of Friendship" • "No Matter What" • "Our Handshake" • "No Ordinary Injector" • "Disobedient" • "Let's Duet" • "Independent Together" • "Running Out of Time" • "Feelings Flooding Back" • "A Special World" • "Drift Away" • "Found" • "Downward Spiral" • "True Kinda Love" • "The Missing Piece" • "Change" • "Not Good at All" • "There’s No Such Thing as Happily Ever After" • "Are We Interrupting Something?" • "Let Us Adore You (Reprise)" • "Finale"
Steven Universe Future soundtracks "Being Human" • "Bismuth Consultation" • "Bluebird" • "Cactus Steven" • "Cake For One" • "Cam's Camshafts" • "Come On Down to Little Homeschool" • "Cracking Under Pressure" • "Dad Museum 2.0" • "A Different Life" • "Dogcopter 6: Till Death Do We Bark" • "Dr. Maheswaran" • "Empathy (Pearl & Volleyball's Fusion)" • "Everything Is So Bright" • "Family Together" • "Farewell, Crystal Gems / Being Human" • "Farewell, Dad" • "Farewell, Friends" • "Garden of Friends" • "Happy Welcome Back Day" • "He Needs Us This Time" • "I Am My Monster" • "I Am Shell" • "I'd Rather Be Me (With You)" • "I'm A Fraud..." • "Ice Cream à la Pie" • "Lars, Stop!" • "Little Graduation" • "Little Homeschool" • "Looking Forward" • "More Like Siblings" • "Mr. Universe" • "My Little Reason Why" • "Onion's House of Horror" • "Out Of Patience" • "Peridot & Steven Productions" • "Pink Steven" • "Please, Don't Follow Me" • "Prince Pearl" • "The Proposal" • "Scout Ruby / Scholar Sapphire" • "Shining Through" • "Smoky to the Rescue" • "So Many Rose Quartzes" • "Spinel Is So Much Better Now" • "Steven & Connie" • "Steven Tag" • "Steven VS Jasper Rematch" • "Steven's Gonna Propose!" • "Steven's Here To Help" • "Sunstone's Safety Zone" • "Three Day Montage" • "The Tidying Song" • "Time to Show Steven Some Love" • "Ultimate Steven Tag" • "Wy-Six and Friends" • "Yellow's Reconstructive Work" • "Your Best Friend, Rainbow"
Soundtrack albums Soundtrack: Volume 1Soundtrack: Volume 2Steven Universe: The MovieSteven Universe: Season 1Steven Universe: Season 2Steven Universe: Season 3Steven Universe: Season 4Steven Universe: Season 5Steven Universe Future
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