Doug Maheswaran/Quotes

Season 1

“	I hope this place has unlimited breadsticks.	”
—"Fusion Cuisine"

“	That "1,000 years of no dinner" bit, was pretty funny. *laughs* Garnet: All comedy is derived from fear. *laughs* You are too much.	”
—"Fusion Cuisine"

“	I think you know where the door is. Since you're... standing in it.	”
—"Winter Forecast"

“	Steven: He can't drive in the snow! What? Y-Yes, I can!	”
—"Winter Forecast"

“	It's starting to get pretty bad out there. I don't know if you Universes should be driving in this weather.	”
—"Winter Forecast"

Season 4

“	Drop those fry bits! Drop em'!	”
—"Doug Out"

“	And how's my swashbuckling swashbuckler doing?	”
—"Doug Out"

“	You know, Steven, maybe you're dehydrated. Probably from eating all that garbage before dinner.	”
—"Doug Out"

“	I'm out here on a job, actually. The private security company I work for got a call from a Mr... Harold Smiley, stating that someone's been lurking around Funland after hours. So I'll be here all night. On... *grabs his glasses and the lenses shine* A stakeout!	”
—"Doug Out"

“	Yeah, it is pretty cool, huh? *blushes* Protecting the citizens of Beach City. Just like you guys!	”
—"Doug Out"

“	So, ya'll ready for this? Some of these teens can use some pretty strong language.	”
—"Doug Out"

“	Well yeah, nobody's gonna even try hopping the fence with us here. But you never know, sometimes, I actually leave the car.	”
—"Doug Out"

“	How do you know I'm not undercover right now? *takes off his glasses* Just kidding. *chuckles* I need these to see. But if you guys want to play with that stuff, go ahead.	”
—"Doug Out"

“	How on Earth did this happen? If this were some punk with a pair of bolt cutters, this would have been a clean cut. But this chain looks like it was torn apart. This was no kid.	”
—"Doug Out"

“	Hello? This is security! You are trespassing on private property. Do not attempt to make yourself a corn dog. Funland Incorporated is not liable for the harm you may incur on trying to operate a deep fryer without a license.	”
—"Doug Out"

“	Gotcha! I mean freeze! Oh, man.	”
—"Doug Out"

“	Homeworld? Gem? Mutant? I, uhh... Well, whatever it is, if someone's trespassing, they'll have to answer to me!	”
—"Doug Out"

“	*groans* Of course. It's never actually something. Connie: What's wrong? Nothing's wrong, it's just... My job isn't the exhilarating adventures you've been having with Steven. Or the life-threatening emergencies your mom deals with at the hospital. The most action I see is telling kids to quit loitering around. I was hoping maybe you'd get to see me take on a serious job. But, I guess all I'm good at is being your silly, old dad.	”
—"Doug Out"