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Season 1

We've been waiting for nearly 20 minutes.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

Alexandrite: Yes, I hate doctors.
Well, I'm a doctor.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

I knew I should have trusted my bad feelings about this new friend of yours, but I never thought I wouldn't be able to trust my own daughter.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

Wow. That was a masterful use of the "because we love you" shutdown. I'm quite partial to the "it's for your own good!" myself.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

I did not know what to make of the two of—excuse me—four of you, but I see that you are responsible parents—uh, caregivers? Guardians.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

You need to get a ride home this instant. (Whispering) Otherwise your father is gonna try to pick you up.

—"Winter Forecast"

Do you have any idea what time it is?!

—"Winter Forecast"

(Connie sneezes) She's sick! (Grabs her by the arm) You're going straight to bed, young lady! *muttering)* That's the last time I let you out during flu season.

—"Winter Forecast"

Why don't you both stay here tonight?
Connie: Wow, Mom. That's... really cool.
It's... just safer that way. We Maheswarans are all about safety.

—"Winter Forecast"

Connie? The Steven Universe boy would like to speak with you. *under breath* I swear that's not his real name.

—"Marble Madness"

Season 2

There was a really strange case at the hospital today, straight out of a nightmare.

—"Nightmare Hospital"

Do you know how many children I see everyday in the hospital who've cut their faces off playing with swords?!
Connie: I...
NONE! Because they all have parents who love them, and who don't let them play around with deadly weapons like some kind of gang member!

—"Nightmare Hospital"

Alright, I'll be right there. I'll have a talk with your father to calculate just how grounded you are. And we're using the abacus!

—"Nightmare Hospital"

*using stethoscope* Hmm, no heartbeat... Ugh, cheap hospital budgets.

—"Nightmare Hospital"

I don't know what's going on here, but I am going to get to the bottom of it...

—"Nightmare Hospital"

Connie! What has gotten into you? You—No, I never go back on a rule, young lady!

—"Nightmare Hospital"

Mother knows best!

—"Nightmare Hospital"

No. No no no no no no. I know my daughter! I know what she's doing every second of the day. All her activities, all her internets, I know she's definitely not some sword fighting hooligan!

—"Nightmare Hospital"

Is that how you feel? Are we too controlling?
Connie: ... Maybe.
I just wanted to be a good mother. I- I just wanted to protect you.

—"Nightmare Hospital"

*sighs* Okay. We'll pull back on the rules, and I'll try to keep an open mind about this, and that, and... him. It scares me that you can't talk to me! I need to know what's happening in your life. I need to step in when you're in over your head. Would you just promise me you'll stop all this lying?

—"Nightmare Hospital"

Season 4

The surgery went wrong, and then I had to cover for Dr. Stromberg, again! My phone died, I suspect one of my patients stole my charger, I'm so sorry Connie.

—"Storm in the Room"

So, he's back from the spa, huh?
Connie: No, I said space!
Huh.

—"Storm in the Room"

Season 5

You're going to do great! You sure you have everything? Food, water? Where's your sword?! I can't believe I'm saying that.

—"Legs From Here to Homeworld"

Alright, be careful! Just, come home safe.

—"Legs From Here to Homeworld"

Steven Universe Future

You're lucky I had a cancellation today, normally I'm booked up weeks in advance.

—"Growing Pains"

Gem issue or not, you have a human body. Which means we can run tests. At the very least we can determine if you're suffering from a non-Gem condition.

—"Growing Pains"

Well, you seem to have made a series of miraculous recoveries, but that doesn't change the fact that you experienced trauma. You've recovered physically, but have you recovered mentally?

—"Growing Pains"

Not wrong! It's that adverse childhood experiences, or childhood trauma, can have a lasting impact on how your body responses to stress. This can affect your social, emotional, and physical development. When humans are in crisis, the brain releases the hormone cortisol. Your heart races, your muscles tense. I wonder if your body is reacting to a gem equivalent of cortisol. Steven, do you remember anything bad in your childhood that particularly stuck with you?

—"Growing Pains"

I think all these experiences have been subjecting your body to a harmful amount of stress, and that's affecting your ability to respond to new forms of stress in a healthy way. You've been dealing with genuine on threats from such a young age, your body is now responding to minor threats as if your life were in danger!

—"Growing Pains"

This is a medical emergency, I am not leaving!

—"Growing Pains"
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Crystal Gems Half: Steven Universe

Unfused: Rose Quartz • PearlAmethystRuby • Sapphire • Peridot • Bismuth • Lapis Lazuli • Larimar
Fusions: Garnet • Alexandrite • Opal • Sardonyx • Sugilite
Hybrid Fusions: Stevonnie • Smoky Quartz • Rainbow Quartz 2.0 • Sunstone

Homeworld Gems Unfused: Aquamarine • Emerald • Diamonds (Blue Diamond • Yellow Diamond • White Diamond • Pink Diamond) • Lapis Lazulis • (Mean Lapis• Nice Lapis) • Pearls (Blue PearlYellow PearlPink Pearl) • Quartzes (Cherry Quartz • Holly Blue Agate • Jasper • Hippie Rose Quartz • Shy Rose Quartz • Superfan Rose Quartz) • Spinel • Rubies (ArmyDocEyeballLeggyNavy) • Zircons (Defending ZirconProsecuting Zircon)

Fusions: Bluebird AzuriteMalachite

Other Unaligned Gems: Fluorite • Padparadscha • Rhodonite • Rutile Twins

Other: Holo-Pearl

Humans Main: Greg Universe • Connie Maheswaran • Lars Barriga • Sadie Miller

Recurring: Andy DeMayo • Bill Dewey • Buck Dewey • Quentin Frowney • Mr. Fryman • Peedee Fryman • Ronaldo Fryman • Jamie • Kevin • Doug Maheswaran • Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran • Marty • Barbara Miller • Jenny Pizza • Kiki Pizza • Kofi Pizza • Nanefua Pizza • Shep • Harold Smiley • Sour Cream • Vidalia

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