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Speaker Dialogue
[Open Int. Beta Kindergarten]
(Following the events in "Beta", Steven, Amethyst and Peridot hide behind a cliff to spy on Jasper.)
Amethyst Jasper!
Peridot What is she doing?
Steven She's been collecting monsters.
Jasper Pipe down!
(Jasper kicks a growling Snow Monster in its cage, and the trio gasps in shock.)
Jasper You take orders from me now! You used to be a Quartz too, didn't you? What happened to you?
(The Snow Monster growls and slams against the metal bars in fury.)
Jasper Tch. Disgraceful. I can't believe I've resorted to recruiting you freaks! You're almost as bad as that Crystal runt. Just look at you. This planet ruins everything! Well, haha, except for me.
Peridot We should go back to the Temple and grab reinforcements.
Steven Yeah, that's a good idea. Amethyst?
(Steven turns his head and finds that Amethyst is gone, and he and Peridot silently scream in horror.)
Steven Amethyst!
(Steven and Peridot look around, and spot Amethyst on a ledge above Jasper, shuffling along it towards her. Jasper continues to taunt the Snow Monster.)
Jasper I'll never let this planet twist me like it twisted you. Your weakness embarrasses Homeworld. You suffer because it's what you deserve! We all only get what we deserve. Right, Amethyst?!
(Amethyst gasps, as she has been discovered, and falls off the ledge, landing behind Jasper.)
Amethyst Agh!
Jasper What do you want, runt? You here for a rematch?
Amethyst I'm here to win!
Jasper You were fated to lose, the moment you came out wrong!
Steven *runs to Amethyst's side* That's not true!
Jasper Rose. Of course. Your lackeys never stray far. And why would they? They have no place in this, or any world!
Steven What do you mean?!
Jasper Every Gem is made for a purpose: to serve the order of the Diamonds. Those who cannot fit inside this order must be purged!
(Numerous shapes appears behind Jasper as she explains, forming the image of The Great Diamond Authority symbol. After it is complete, many unfitting shapes approach the symbol, only to get blown away by a flash of light.)
Jasper To come out misshapen, to reshape yourself outside your purpose, and to defend this ruined worthless planet, is a disgrace!
Peridot *timidly* This planet isn't all bad! *gasps and hides behind a rock*
Jasper What are you doing here?
Peridot I... I'M A CRYSTAL GEM NOW!!
(Jasper instantly summons her crash helmet, and Steven summons his shield.)
Peridot *confidently* I'm not afraid of you! I've got metal powers! I'll show you!
(Peridot begins to manipulate a metal rod stuck in the ground. Jasper, Amethyst and Steven watch as Peridot struggles to lift the metal rod.)
Amethyst Aw, jeez.
Peridot In a moment!
Jasper Anyone else got somethin' to say?
Steven No! It's just us.
Amethyst UGHH!! YOU GUUUYS!!!! *lifts up Steven* STAY OUT OF THIS! *throws Steven away*
Steven Amethyst!
Amethyst It's just you and me, Jasper. One on one!
(Amethysy lashes her flails and hits an unprepared Jasper in her face. She then summons a second flail and smacks Jasper into a wall.)
Steven Go Amethyst!
Amethyst Who's the runt now?! You ready for more?
(Jasper quickly recovers and gets up from the wall. Amethyst whips Jasper in her face again, who quickly turns back at her, unfazed.)
Amethyst Uh! Th-there's more where that came from!
(Amethyst keeps whipping at Jasper, knocking her back with her last blow. Jasper then easily shrugs off that last blow and Amethyst gasps in shock.)
Steven Uh-oh!
(Amethyst cracks both her flails, sending purple energy down them and activating the flail spikes, and begins charging a spin-dash attack. The energized flails surrounds her in purple flames and she charges into Jasper, causing an explosion. Amethyst coughs as the smokes from the explosion fade away. She looks up and gasps in horror, see Jasper standing in front of her, unaffected by her latest attack.)
Jasper Is it sinking in yet? *brushes off ashes on her chest*
Amethyst Are you SERIOUS!?
(Jasper kicks Amethyst, sending her flying backwards.)
Steven Amethyst!
Jasper *walking towards Amethyst* You never had a chance.
(Steven looks up and notices an Injector hanging on the top of the cliff. He summons his shield and tosses it at the Injector, causing it to fall.)
Steven Heads up!
Jasper & Amethyst Huh?
(Amethyst and Jasper quickly jump out of the way of the falling Injector, and Steven runs up to Amethyst's side.)
Amethyst Steven... I can't win. No matter what I do, no matter how hard I work, she came out right, and I came out... wrong...
Steven That's just what Jasper thinks. She's the only one who thinks you should be like her!
Amethyst But-
Steven Stop trying to be like Jasper. You're nothing like Jasper! You're like me! Because we're both not like anybody. And yeah, it sucks..
(Jasper lifts up the Injector, tosses it aside, and begins approaching the pair.)
Steven But at least I've got you. And you've got me! *tears up* So stop leaving me out of this.
Amethyst *tears up too* Us worse Gems stick together, right? *sniffles*
Steven That's why we're the best. *holds out his hand*
(Amethyst chuckles and takes Steven's hand. She then gets up and pulls Steven in for a hug, unintentionally causing an explosion of smoke and light. As the smoke clear away, Peridot and Jasper watch in horror and shock as a fusion Gem emerges from the smokes.)
Smoky Quartz What a beautiful day! *stretches*
Jasper Huh? Who are you supposed to be?!
Smoky Quartz Oh yeah, who am I now? I feel like Amethyst knows this.
Peridot Forget your name, you've got a fight to win!
Smoky Quartz I think a Rose Quartz, and an Amethyst... make a...
(Smoky Quartz summons Steven's shield and throws it up in the air. They then summons Amethyst's whip, jumps into the air and grabs the shield with their whip, combining the two weapons into a yo-yo.)
Smoky Quartz ...Smoky Quartz.
Jasper Is fusion the only trick you Crystal Gems know?!
Smoky Quartz I've got plenty of tricks. Ever see "sink the dink"?
(Smoky hits Jasper in her face and stomach with the yo-yo, knocking her backwards to the ground. Peridot laughs joyfully at Jasper getting beaten up. Jasper growls loudly in fury and rage, and charges towards Smoky with a spin-dash.)
Smoky Quartz Woah-oh.
(Smoky grapples their yo-yo around a rock hanging above and uses it to swing out of the way of Jasper's attack. Jasper crashes in the cliff with all her monsters in it, causing the wall to crack and the metal rods to collapse. Once freed, the monsters jump out of their imprisonment.
Jasper *stops spin-dashing and sees the monsters escaping* No!
(The monsters, including one Cluster Gem mutant, flee from the scene.)
Jasper My army!
Peridot *laughs loudly at Jasper* Take that! Then take this! *continues to struggle with manipulating the metal rod*
(Jasper then notices the Snow Monster has not escaped yet and runs towards it.)
Smoky Quartz Huh?
(Smoky continues to skillfully attacks Jasper with their yo-yo multiple times, but misses with their last attack as Jasper runs towards the Snow Monster.)
Smoky Quartz Aw, leaving so soon?
Jasper I... will not be beaten by another fusion!
(Jasper grabs onto the Snow Monster and begins to fuse with it.)
Smoky Quartz What the...?
(Jasper fuses into Zebra Jasper, laughs as she examines her new form, and begins to attack Smoky.)
Smoky Quartz Hold on, I've got a move that will really blow you away.
(Smoky starts twirling their yo-yo around like a fan, pushing Zebra Jasper back, but it is not strong enough as Zebra Jasper regains her footing and approaches Smoky again.)
Smoky Quartz It's cool if you don't like it, I've already got three huge fans.
(Smoky summons two more yo-yos out of their gems and twirls them around too, generating a tornado that engulfs Zebra Jasper and lifts her off the ground. Zebra Jasper begins to unfuse, as the Snow Monster tries to escape, but Jasper holds her back.)
Jasper We could beat them! If we stay together!
(Jasper attempts to fuse with the Snow Monster again, but fails as the tornado subsides, and the two starts to fall towards the ground, while Smoky sits on a broken Injector and watches the two fall.)
Smoky Quartz Rreeeeeeeow... Kapow! Great job Smoky, oh, thank you, thank you Smoky. *shakes their own hands*
(The Snow Monster, landed on top of Jasper, quickly gets up and runs away.)
Jasper Nobody I fuse with... ever wants to stay. *starts laughing hysterically*
(Just then, Jasper's left forearm begins to alter and she growls in pain. Smoky, still doing their victory dance, quickly notices Jasper's demise and stops to look at her in fear. Jasper's arm continues to worsen as it changes teal green and grows teal spikes.)
Peridot Eww, that's disgusting!
Smoky Quartz It's... corruption...
(Smoky begins to deform out of fright and unfuses back into Amethyst and Steven. Steven gets up to approach Jasper, but Amethyst holds him back.)
Amethyst Steven, be careful.
Steven But this just happened. Maybe I can do something! Jasper, it's okay. I'm here. *slowly approaches Jasper*
Jasper *in pain and anger* Rose...
Steven I'm not Rose, I'm Steven, I just wanna try and heal you.
(Steven licks his palm, covering in healing saliva, and moves in towards Jasper's arm, but she quickly swipes her claw at him.)
Amethyst *shocked* Steven!
(Steven jumps backwards and looks down his shirt, noticing a visible tear on it. Peridot gasps, seeing that Steven has been attacked, struggles harder to pull the metal rod out of the ground. She gives up, however, and runs off. Amethyst attempts to charge towards Jasper, but Steven halts her.)
Steven Stop!
Jasper *chuckles* I see how you do it now, Rose. You want Gems after they're worthless, you wait until after they've lost. Because when you're at the bottom, you'll follow anyone. That makes you feel like... less of a failure.
(Peridot eventually runs in and joins Steven's side.)
Jasper Hah! Just look at this one! You've stripped her of everything! Her limb enhancers, her status, her dignity.
Peridot I still have one of those things.
Jasper How can you side with Rose Quartz?! Why? Why protect this useless shell of a planet?
Peridot It's not a shell, there's so much life. Living here, that's what I'm doing! I'm living here! I've been learning new things about myself all the time! Like how I can make metal do my bidding!
(The metal rod Peridot has been trying to move suddenly falls behind her.)
Peridot The point being, Earth can set you free.
(Steven smiles in joy at Peridot's revelation, when Jasper's corruption continues to worsen.)
Jasper Earth... is a prison. I got out because I'm better than this place.
Steven It's getting worse..
Jasper I only came back to finish you off!
Steven Try not to move!
Jasper *stands up and points an accusatory finger at Steven* You can't manipulate me, Rose Quartz!
Steven I-I'm not manipulating, I'm trying to help!
Jasper Help...? Help?! I've been fighting from the second I broke free of the Earth's crust, because of what YOU did to my colony! Because of what YOU did to my planet! Because of what YOU did to my Diamond!
Steven I... Yellow Diamond?
Jasper Wha-Ah...! MY DIAMOND! YOUR DIAMOND! PINK DIAMOND!!!!!!
(Jasper's corruption reaches its final stage, transforming her completely into a Gem monster. The corrupted Jasper roars loudly and begins to charge towards the trio. Peridot quickly uses her metal abilities and thrusts the metal rod right through Jasper's chest, causing her to poof. The trio looks at Jasper's gemstone on the ground, and Steven and Amethyst turn to look at Peridot.)
Peridot You're... welcome!
(Steven and Amethyst smile in relief at Peridot. Amethyst then walks up to Jasper's gem and falls to her knees in front of it.)
Amethyst *sighs* Come here, sis. *bubbles Jasper's gem and sends it away*
(Steven walks up to Amethyst and she leans against him in exhasution.)
[Trans. Ext. The Barn]
(The trio warps back to the Warp Pad near the barn and starts walking towards the barn.)
Peridot *excitedly* When we get to the barn, I'm building a giant metal yo-yo! Amethyst, Steven, you'll have to catch and throw it for me.
Amethyst I don't wanna do anything for like a month.
Steven *stops walking* Uh...
(The trio stops outside of the barn, only to find Garnet, Pearl, and Lapis, who is trapping five Rubies in water bubbles. The star iris then closes in on Amethyst, irritated by this latest commotion.)
Amethyst Ugh...
[END]


ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen It RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunitedLegs From Here to HomeworldFamiliarTogether AloneEscapismChange Your Mind
Film Steven Universe: The Movie
Future Little HomeschoolGuidanceRose BudsVolleyballBluebirdA Very Special EpisodeSnow DayWhy So Blue?Little GraduationPrickly PairIn DreamsBismuth CasualTogether ForeverGrowing PainsMr. UniverseFragmentsHomeworld BoundEverything's FineI Am My MonsterThe Future
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time
Other Crossover Nexus

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