Earthlings/Transcript

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Previous: "Beta"

Next: "Back to the Moon"

Speaker	Dialogue
[Open int. Beta Kindergarten]
Corrupted Gem monster	(Growls)
(Pans to Amethyst, Peridot, and Steven looking at Jasper)
Amethyst	Jasper!
Peridot	What is she doing?
Steven	She's been collecting monsters.
Snow Monster	(Roars)
Jasper	(Kicks the Gem Monster) Pipe down!
(Steven, Amethyst, and Peridot gasp)
Jasper	You take orders from me now! You used to be a Quartz too, didn't you? What happened to you? (Monster growls) Tch. Disgraceful. I can't believe I've resorted to recruiting you freaks! You're almost as bad as that Crystal runt. Just look at you. This planet ruins everything! Well, (chuckles) except for me.
Peridot	We should go back to the Temple and grab reinforcements.
Steven	Yeah, that's a good idea. Amethyst? (Notices that Amethyst is gone)
Peridot and Steven	Aah! (They look around)
Steven	Amethyst! (Sees Amethyst on a ledge edging towards Jasper)
Jasper	I'll never let this planet twist me like it twisted you.
Snow Monster	(Growls)
Jasper	Your weakness embarrasses Homeworld. You suffer because it's what you deserve! We all only get what we deserve. Right, Amethyst?!
(Amethyst gasps and falls from the ledge)
Amethyst	Agh!
Jasper	What do you want, runt? You here for a rematch?
Amethyst	I'm here to win!
Jasper	You were fated to lose – the moment you came out wrong!
(Steven runs to Amethyst's side)
Steven	That's not true!
Jasper	Rose. Of course. Your lackeys never stray far. And why would they? They have no place in this, or any world!
Steven	What do you mean?!
Jasper	Every Gem is made for a purpose – to serve the order of the Diamonds.
(An image of the Diamond Authority symbol appears behind Jasper)
Jasper	Those who cannot fit inside this order must be purged! To come out misshapen, to reshape yourself outside your purpose, and to defend this ruined, worthless planet is a disgrace!
Peridot	*Timidly* This planet isn't all bad! (Gasps and hides behind a wall)
Jasper	What are you doing here?
Peridot	I... *shouting* I'm a Crystal Gem now!!
(Jasper summons her helmet and Steven summons his shield)
Peridot	*Confidently* I'm not afraid of you! I've got metal powers! I'll show you! (tries to manipulate a metal rod which stays stuck in the ground)
Amethyst	Aw, jeez.
Peridot	In a moment!
Jasper	Anyone else got somethin' to say?
Steven	No! It's just us.
Amethyst	Ughh! You guuuys! Stay- (Picks up Steven and throws him) out of this!
Steven	Amethyst!
Amethyst	It's just you and me, Jasper – one on one! (Whips Jasper's face) (Generates a second whip and smacks Jasper into a wall)
Steven	Go Amethyst!
Amethyst	Who's the runt now?!
(Jasper quickly recovers, and gets up)
Amethyst	You ready for more? (Whips Jasper's face)
(Jasper looks at her, unaffected)
Amethyst	(Caught off-guard by Jasper's reaction) Uh, th-there's more where that came from! (Pushes Jasper back with her whips)
(Jasper shrugs of the last blow)
Amethyst	(Gasps)
Steven	Uh-oh!
Amethyst	(Cracks her whips, sending purple fire down them, does a spin-dash attack surrounded in flames, and collides with Jasper in an explosion) Huh? (Looks up to see Jasper standing in front of her, unaffected)
Jasper	Is it sinking in yet? (Brushes off ashes)
Amethyst	Are you serious?!
(Jasper kicks Amethyst)
Steven	Amethyst!
Jasper	(Walking towards Amethyst) You never had a chance.
Steven	(Notices an injector on the top of a cliff and throws his shield at it, causing it to fall) Heads up!
(Amethyst and Jasper jump out of the way of the falling injector)
(Steven runs to Amethyst)
Amethyst	Steven – I can't win. No matter what I do, no matter how hard I work, she came out right, and I came out... wrong...
Steven	That's just what Jasper thinks. She's the only one who thinks you should be like her!
Amethyst	But-
Steven	Stop trying to be like Jasper. You're nothing like Jasper! You're like me! Because we're both not like anybody. And yeah, it sucks..
(Jasper lifts up the injector)
Steven	But at least I've got you. And you've got me! [tearing up] So stop leaving me out of this.
Amethyst	Us worse Gems stick together, (Sniffles) right?
Steven	That's why we're the best. (Holds out his hand)
Amethyst	(Chuckles and takes his hand)
(Steven and Amethyst hug, causing them to fuse and cause an explosion of smoke and light) (Clouds blow away to reveal Smoky Quartz)
Smoky Quartz	What a beau-tiful day!
Jasper	Huh? Who are you supposed to be?!
Smoky Quartz	Oh yeah, who am I now? I feel like Amethyst knows this.
Peridot	Forget your name, you've got a fight to win!
Smoky Quartz	I think a Rose Quartz, and an Amethyst make a...Smoky Quartz. [generates Steven's shield and Amethyst's whip, and combines them to make a yo-yo]
Jasper	Is fusion the only trick you Crystal Gems know?!
Smoky Quartz	I've got plenty of tricks. Ever see 'sink the dink'? (Hits Jasper in the face and stomach with the yo-yo, knocking her to the ground.)
(Peridot laughs)
Jasper	(Growls) (Does a spin-dash attack)
Smoky Quartz	Woah-oh. (Spins their weapon around a rock above, using it as a rope to dodge Jasper's attack)
(Jasper dashes in the wall with all her monsters in it, causing the wall to collapse)
Jasper	No! (Monsters flee) My army!
Peridot	(Laughs) Take that! Then take this! (Struggles with manipulating the metal rod)
Jasper	(Notices there's one more Corrupted Gem, and runs over to her)
Smoky Quartz	Huh? (Skillfully attacks Jasper with their weapon multiple times, even doing a spin attack) Aw, leaving so soon?
Jasper	I will not be beaten by another fusion! (Jasper fuses with the Snow Monster)
Smoky Quartz	What the...?
(Jasper's fusion laughs, and tries to claw Smoky)
Smoky Quartz	Hold on, I've got a move that will really blow you away. (Uses weapon as a fan against the Corrupted fusion, but it isn't enough) It's cool if you don't like it, I've already got three huge fans. (Summons two more yo-yo fans)
(The Corrupted fusion is blown away in a tornado)
Jasper	(Unfuses from the Corrupted Gem) We could beat them! If we stay together! (Attempts to fuse again, but fails and starts to fall)
Smoky Quartz	Pngeyeeeeeeeow, Kapow! Great job Smoky, Oh, thank you, thank you Smoky.
(The Snow Monster gets up and runs away from Jasper)
Jasper	Nobody I fuse with ever wants to stay. (Laughs) Ugh! (Corruption slowly starts to take place)
Peridot	Eww, that's disgusting!
Smoky Quartz	It's... corruption.. (Unfuses)
Amethyst	Steven, be careful.
Steven	But this just happened. Maybe I can do something! Jasper, it's okay. (Steven moves closer to Jasper) I'm here.
Jasper	Rose...
Steven	I'm not Rose, I'm Steven, I just wanna try and heal you. (Steven licks his palm and moves his hand towards Jasper who claws him)
Amethyst	Steven!
Steven	(Looks at the tear in his shirt)
Peridot	(Shocked, attempts to move the metal rod again. Groans and gives up, running up behind the others.)
Amethyst	(Charges up closer to Steven and Jasper, but gets blocked by him)
Steven	Stop!
Jasper	(Chuckles) I see how you do it now Rose, you want Gems after they're worthless, you wait until after they've lost, because when you're at the bottom, you'll follow anyone. That makes you feel like less of a failure. Hah! Just look at this one! You've stripped her of everything! Her limb enhancers, her status, her dignity.
Peridot	I still have one of those things.
Jasper	How can you side with Rose Quartz?! Why? Why protect this useless shell of a planet?
Peridot	It's not a shell, there's so much life. Living here, that's what I'm doing! I'm living here! I've been learning new things about myself all the time! Like how I can make metal do my bidding! (The metal rod she has been trying to move falls behind her) The point being Earth can set you free.
Jasper	Earth is a prison. I got out because I'm better than this place. (Corruption spreads)
Steven	It's getting worse..
Jasper	(Corruption worsens, now spikes are visible throughout her body) I only came back to finish you off..
Steven	Try not to move!
Jasper	You can't manipulate me, Rose Quartz!
Steven	I-I'm not manipulating, I'm trying to help!
Jasper	Help...? Help?! I've been fighting from the second I broke free of the Earth's crust, because of what YOU did to my colony! Because of what YOU did to my planet! Because of what YOU did to my Diamond!
Steven	I... Yellow Diamond?
Jasper	Wha... My Diamond! Your Diamond! PINK DIAMOND!!! (Corruption worsens even more, making Jasper barely recognizable)
(Jasper lunges at them. Peridot use her ferrokinesis and thrusts the metal rod right through Jasper's chest, causing her to poof)
Peridot	You're...welcome!
Amethyst	(Sighs) Come here, sis. (Bubbles Jasper's gemstone and sends it away)
(Steven walks up to Amethyst and she leans against him)
(Steven, Amethyst, and Peridot warp back to the barn)
Peridot	*excitedly* When we get to the barn, I'm building a giant metal yo-yo! Amethyst, Steven, you'll have to catch and throw it for me.
Amethyst	I don't wanna do anything for like a month.
Steven	Uh... (Garnet, Pearl, and Lapis are seen with the five Rubies in water bubbles)
Amethyst	Ugh...
[Episode Ends]