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{{TD|Jasper|Anyone else got somethin' to say?}}
{{TD|Jasper|Anyone else got somethin' to say?}}
{{TD|Steven|No! It's just us.}}
{{TD|Steven|No! It's just us.}}
{{TD|Amethyst|UGHH! YOU GUUUYS!!! Stay- (''Picks up Steven and throws him'') '''''OUT'' OF THIS!'''}}
{{TD|Amethyst|UGHH! YOU GUUUYS!! Stay- (''Picks up Steven and throws him'') ''OUT'' of this!}}
{{TD|Amethyst|It's just you and me, Jasper. One on one! ''(Whips Jasper's face) (Generates a second whip and smacks Jasper into a wall)''}}
{{TD|Amethyst|It's just you and me, Jasper. One on one! ''(Whips Jasper's face) (Generates a second whip and smacks Jasper into a wall)''}}
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{{TD|Jasper|You can't manipulate me, Rose Quartz!}}
{{TD|Jasper|You can't manipulate me, Rose Quartz!}}
{{TD|Steven|I-I'm not manipulating, I'm trying to help!}}
{{TD|Steven|I-I'm not manipulating, I'm trying to help!}}
{{TD|Jasper|Help...? ''Help?!'' I've been fighting from the second I broke free of the Earth's crust, because of what YOU did to my colony! Because of what '''YOU''' did to my planet! Because of what '''''YOU''''' did to my <big>Diamond!</big>}}
{{TD|Jasper|Help...? ''Help?!'' I've been fighting from the second I broke free of the Earth's crust, because of what YOU did to my colony! Because of what '''YOU''' did to my planet! Because of what '''''YOU''''' did to my Diamond!}}
{{TD|Steven|I... [[Yellow Diamond]]?}}
{{TD|Steven|I... [[Yellow Diamond]]?}}
{{TD|Jasper|Wha... ''MY'' Diamond! ''YOUR'' Diamond! [[Pink Diamond|'''''PINK <big>DIAMOND!!!!</big>''''']] (Corruption worsens even more, making Jasper barely recognizable)''}}
{{TD|Jasper|Wha... ''My'' Diamond! ''Your'' Diamond! [[Pink Diamond|''Pink'' Diamond]]!''(Corruption worsens even more, making Jasper barely recognizable)''}}
{{TD||(''Jasper transforms completely into a [[Snow Monster]] and lunges at them. Peridot use her ferrokinesis and thrusts the metal rod right through Jasper's chest, causing her to poof'')}}
{{TD||(''Jasper transforms completely into a [[Snow Monster]] and lunges at them. Peridot use her ferrokinesis and thrusts the metal rod right through Jasper's chest, causing her to poof'')}}

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Previous: "Beta" Next: "Back to the Moon"
Speaker Dialogue
[Open int. Beta Kindergarten]
Corrupted Gem monster (Growls)
(Pans to Amethyst, Peridot, and Steven looking at Jasper)
Amethyst Jasper!
Peridot What is she doing?
Steven She's been collecting monsters.
Snow Monster (Roars)
Jasper (Kicks the Gem Monster) Pipe down!
(Steven, Amethyst, and Peridot gasp)
Jasper You take orders from me now! You used to be a Quartz too, didn't you? What happened to you? (Monster growls) Tch. Disgraceful. I can't believe I've resorted to recruiting you freaks! You're almost as bad as that Crystal runt. Just look at you. This planet ruins everything! Well, (chuckles) except for me.
Peridot We should go back to the Temple and grab reinforcements.
Steven Yeah, that's a good idea. Amethyst? (Notices that Amethyst is gone)
Peridot and Steven Aah! (They look around)
Steven Amethyst! (Sees Amethyst on a ledge edging towards Jasper)
Jasper I'll never let this planet twist me like it twisted you.
Snow Monster (Growls)
Jasper Your weakness embarrasses Homeworld. You suffer because it's what you deserve! We all only get what we deserve. Right, Amethyst?!
(Amethyst gasps and falls from the ledge)
Amethyst Agh!
Jasper What do you want, runt? You here for a rematch?
Amethyst I'm here to win!
Jasper You were fated to lose – the moment you came out wrong!
(Steven runs to Amethyst's side)
Steven That's not true!
Jasper Rose. Of course. Your lackeys never stray far. And why would they? They have no place in this, or any world!
Steven What do you mean?!
Jasper Every Gem is made for a purpose – to serve the order of the Diamonds.
(An image of the Diamond Authority symbol appears behind Jasper. As she speaks, numerous shapes join into the symbol. After it is complete, many unfitting shapes approach the logo, only to get blown away by the flash of light)
Jasper Those who cannot fit inside this order must be purged! To come out misshapen, to reshape yourself outside your purpose, and to defend this ruined, worthless planet is a disgrace!
Peridot *Timidly* This planet isn't all bad! (Gasps and hides behind a wall)
Jasper What are you doing here?
Peridot I... *shouting* I'm a Crystal Gem now!!
(Jasper summons her helmet and Steven summons his shield)
Peridot *Confidently* I'm not afraid of you! I've got metal powers! I'll show you! (tries to manipulate a metal rod which stays stuck in the ground)
Amethyst Aw, jeez.
Peridot In a moment!
Jasper Anyone else got somethin' to say?
Steven No! It's just us.
Amethyst UGHH! YOU GUUUYS!! Stay- (Picks up Steven and throws him) OUT of this!
Steven Amethyst!
Amethyst It's just you and me, Jasper. One on one! (Whips Jasper's face) (Generates a second whip and smacks Jasper into a wall)
Steven Go Amethyst!
Amethyst Who's the runt now?!
(Jasper quickly recovers, and gets up)
Amethyst You ready for more? (Whips Jasper's face)
(Jasper looks at her, unaffected)
Amethyst (Caught off-guard by Jasper's reaction) Uh, th-there's more where that came from! (Pushes Jasper back with her whips)
(Jasper shrugs of the last blow)
Amethyst (Gasps)
Steven Uh-oh!
Amethyst (Cracks her whips, sending purple fire down them, does a spin-dash attack surrounded in flames, and collides with Jasper in an explosion) Huh? (Looks up to see Jasper standing in front of her, unaffected)
Jasper Is it sinking in yet? (Brushes off ashes)
Amethyst Are you SERIOUS!?!?
(Jasper kicks Amethyst)
Steven Amethyst!
Jasper (Walking towards Amethyst) You never had a chance.
Steven (Notices an injector on the top of a cliff and throws his shield at it, causing it to fall) Heads up!
(Amethyst and Jasper jump out of the way of the falling injector)
(Steven runs to Amethyst)
Amethyst Steven – I can't win. No matter what I do, no matter how hard I work, she came out right, and I came out... wrong...
Steven That's just what Jasper thinks. She's the only one who thinks you should be like her!
Amethyst But-
Steven Stop trying to be like Jasper. You're nothing like Jasper! You're like me! Because we're both not like anybody. And yeah, it sucks..
(Jasper lifts up the injector)
Steven But at least I've got you. And you've got me! [tearing up] So stop leaving me out of this.
Amethyst Us worse Gems stick together, (Sniffles) right?
Steven That's why we're the best. (Holds out his hand)
Amethyst (Chuckles and takes his hand)
(Steven and Amethyst hug, causing them to fuse and cause an explosion of smoke and light) (Clouds blow away to reveal Smoky Quartz)
Smoky Quartz What a beau-tiful day!
Jasper Huh? Who are you supposed to be?!
Smoky Quartz Oh yeah, who am I now? I feel like Amethyst knows this.
Peridot Forget your name, you've got a fight to win!
Smoky Quartz I think a Rose Quartz, and an Amethyst make a...Smoky Quartz. [generates Steven's shield and Amethyst's whip, and combines them to make a yo-yo]
Jasper Is fusion the only trick you Crystal Gems know?!
Smoky Quartz I've got plenty of tricks. Ever see 'sink the dink'? (Hits Jasper in the face and stomach with the yo-yo, knocking her to the ground.)
(Peridot laughs)
Jasper (Growls) (Does a spin-dash attack)
Smoky Quartz Woah-oh. (Spins their weapon around a rock above, using it as a rope to dodge Jasper's attack)
(Jasper dashes in the wall with all her monsters in it, causing the wall to collapse)
Jasper No! (Monsters flee) My army!
Peridot (Laughs) Take that! Then take this! (Struggles with manipulating the metal rod)
Jasper (Notices there's one more Corrupted Gem, and runs over to her)
Smoky Quartz Huh? (Skillfully attacks Jasper with their weapon multiple times, even doing a spin attack) Aw, leaving so soon?
Jasper I will not be beaten by another fusion! (Jasper fuses with the Snow Monster)
Smoky Quartz What the...?
(Jasper's fusion laughs, and tries to claw Smoky)
Smoky Quartz Hold on, I've got a move that will really blow you away. (Uses weapon as a fan against the Corrupted fusion, but it isn't enough) It's cool if you don't like it, I've already got three huge fans. (Summons two more yo-yo fans)
(The Corrupted fusion is blown away in a tornado)
Jasper (Unfuses from the Corrupted Gem) We could beat them! If we stay together! (Attempts to fuse again, but fails and starts to fall)
Smoky Quartz Pngeyeeeeeeeow, Kapow! Great job Smoky, Oh, thank you, thank you Smoky.
(The Snow Monster gets up and runs away from Jasper)
Jasper Nobody I fuse with ever wants to stay.
(As Jasper laughs, her left forearm is slightly altered and she growls at Smoky Quartz. When they see this, they instantly stop doing their victory dance and look at her, scared. Then, her arm gets even worse as it grows teal spikes)
Peridot Eww, that's disgusting!
Smoky Quartz It's... corruption.. (Unfuses)
Amethyst Steven, be careful.
Steven But this just happened. Maybe I can do something! Jasper, it's okay. (Steven moves closer to Jasper) I'm here.
Jasper Rose...
Steven I'm not Rose, I'm Steven, I just wanna try and heal you. (Steven licks his palm and moves his hand towards Jasper who claws him)
Amethyst Steven!
Steven (Looks at the tear in his shirt)
Peridot (Shocked, attempts to move the metal rod again. Groans and gives up, running up behind the others.)
Amethyst (Charges up closer to Steven and Jasper, but gets blocked by him)
Steven Stop!
Jasper (Chuckles) I see how you do it now Rose, you want Gems after they're worthless, you wait until after they've lost, because when you're at the bottom, you'll follow anyone. That makes you feel like less of a failure. Hah! Just look at this one! You've stripped her of everything! Her limb enhancers, her status, her dignity.
Peridot I still have one of those things.
Jasper How can you side with Rose Quartz?! Why? Why protect this useless shell of a planet?
Peridot It's not a shell, there's so much life. Living here, that's what I'm doing! I'm living here! I've been learning new things about myself all the time! Like how I can make metal do my bidding! (The metal rod she has been trying to move falls behind her) The point being Earth can set you free.
Jasper Earth is a prison. I got out because I'm better than this place. (Corruption spreads)
Steven It's getting worse..
Jasper (Corruption worsens, now spikes are visible throughout her body) I only came back to finish you off..
Steven Try not to move!
Jasper You can't manipulate me, Rose Quartz!
Steven I-I'm not manipulating, I'm trying to help!
Jasper Help...? Help?! I've been fighting from the second I broke free of the Earth's crust, because of what YOU did to my colony! Because of what YOU did to my planet! Because of what YOU did to my Diamond!
Steven I... Yellow Diamond?
Jasper Wha... My Diamond! Your Diamond! Pink Diamond!(Corruption worsens even more, making Jasper barely recognizable)
(Jasper transforms completely into a Snow Monster and lunges at them. Peridot use her ferrokinesis and thrusts the metal rod right through Jasper's chest, causing her to poof)
Peridot You're...welcome!
Amethyst (Sighs) Come here, sis. (Bubbles Jasper's gemstone and sends it away)
(Steven walks up to Amethyst and she leans against him)
(Steven, Amethyst, and Peridot warp back to the barn)
Peridot *excitedly* When we get to the barn, I'm building a giant metal yo-yo! Amethyst, Steven, you'll have to catch and throw it for me.
Amethyst I don't wanna do anything for like a month.
Steven Uh... (Garnet, Pearl, and Lapis are seen with the five Rubies in water bubbles)
Amethyst Ugh...
[Episode Ends]

ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen It RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunitedLegs From Here to HomeworldFamiliarTogether AloneEscapismChange Your Mind
Film Steven Universe: The Movie
Future Little HomeschoolGuidanceRose BudsVolleyballBluebirdA Very Special EpisodeSnow DayWhy So Blue?Little GraduationPrickly PairIn DreamsBismuth CasualTogether ForeverGrowing PainsMr. UniverseFragmentsHomeworld BoundEverything's FineI Am My MonsterThe Future
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time
Other Crossover Nexus
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