| Speaker
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Dialogue
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| [Open Int. Beach House]
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| (Connie is holding a camera and facing it towards Steven and the Gems on the couch.)
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| Connie
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I'm recording.
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| Steven
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Thanks Connie! *reading a song list* Okay, it's 5-6-3-8-3.
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| Pearl
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*typing on a tablet* 5, 6, 3, 8, 3.
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| Amethyst
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Come on. Play the song, P. I can't waits no mores.
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| Pearl
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Amethyst, I'm trying. Steven, are you sure that's the right number? I keep typing it in, but it doesn't seem to be playing.
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| Steven
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Oh, you need to hit "Start".
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| Pearl
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Ahh... I see.
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| (An instrumental version of "Haven't You Noticed (I'm a Star)" begins playing on the TV.)
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| Steven
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Yes! *picks up a microphone* Connie, the song's starting!
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| Connie
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Actually, you guys just go on ahead.
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| Steven
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Are you sure?
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| Connie
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It's fine. Someone's gotta hold the camera, right?
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| Steven
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Oh. All right. ♪ I can't help it if I make a scene, ♪ Stepping out of my hot pink limousine. ♪
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| Amethyst
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Yeah, boi!
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| (Pearls picks up a tambourine and begins playing.)
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| Steven
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♪ I'm turning heads and I'm stopping traffic, ♪ When I pose, they scream, and when I joke, they laugh. ♪
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| (Amethyst grabs another microphone, kicks the items on the table off and jumps on top, shocking Pearl.)
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| Steven & Amethyst
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♪ I've got a pair of eyes that they're getting lost in, ♪
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| Amethyst
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♪ They're hypnotized by my way of walking, ♪ *shakes her butt at Pearl*
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| Pearl
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*chuckles* Oh, Amethyst.
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| (Garnet grabs the microphone from Amethyst.)
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| Garnet
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♪ I've got them dazzled like a stage magician, ♪ When I point, they look, and when I talk, they listen, well, ♪
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| (Pearl grabs the microphone from Steven.)
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| Pearl
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♪ Everybody needs a friend, ♪ And I've got you and you and you. ♪ So many, I can't even name them, ♪ Can you blame me? I'm too famous. ♪
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| Steven
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Connie?
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| (Connie turns the camera towards Steven, who is standing next to her.)
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| Steven
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Connie, come on! The best part's coming up.
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| Connie
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Oh, it's fine, you guys are already doing a great job.
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| Steven
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Come on, it's your turn.
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| Connie
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Are you sure?
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| Steven
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Yeah, go on. Have fun!
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| Connie
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Ok!
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| (Steven turns over the camera while Garnet hands Connie the microphone.)
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| Connie
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Thanks, Garnet! ♪ Haven't you noticed that I'm a star? ♪ I'm coming into view as the world is turning. ♪ Haven't you noticed I made it this far? ♪ Now, everyone can see me burning. ♪
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| (Connie poses dramatically on the table as she sings, and Steven turns the camera around to capture himself, Connie, and the Gems.)
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| Everyone
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♪ Now, everyone can see me burning. ♪ Now, everyone can see me burning. ♪
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| (Everyone starts cheering and laughing together.)
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| Pearl
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Connie, what a finale!
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| Connie
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*blushes* Thanks, Pearl!
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| Amethyst
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You're a karaoke beast! *flexes*
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| Connie
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Aww, thanks you guys. I really-
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| (Just then, the song starts to play again.)
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| Amethyst
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Uh, Pearl? How many times did you enter the song number before hitting "Start"?
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| Pearl
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Probably about 15 times?
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| *Connie lifts microphone into the air*
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| Connie
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Encore!
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| Steven
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Yeah!
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| [END]
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