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This is a transcribed copy of "Gem Karaoke". Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode.
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Speaker Dialogue
[Open Int. Beach House]
(Connie is holding a camera and facing it towards Steven and the Gems on the couch.)
Connie I'm recording.
Steven Thanks Connie! *reading a song list* Okay, it's 5-6-3-8-3.
Pearl *typing on a tablet* 5, 6, 3, 8, 3.
Amethyst Come on. Play the song, P. I can't waits no mores.
Pearl Amethyst, I'm trying. Steven, are you sure that's the right number? I keep typing it in, but it doesn't seem to be playing.
Steven Oh, you need to hit "Start".
Pearl Ahh... I see.
(An instrumental version of "Haven't You Noticed (I'm a Star)" begins playing on the TV.)
Steven Yes! *picks up a microphone* Connie, the song's starting!
Connie Actually, you guys just go on ahead.
Steven Are you sure?
Connie It's fine. Someone's gotta hold the camera, right?
Steven Oh. All right. ♪ I can't help it if I make a scene, ♪ Stepping out of my hot pink limousine.
Amethyst Yeah, boi!
(Pearls picks up a tambourine and begins playing.)
Steven I'm turning heads and I'm stopping traffic, ♪ When I pose, they scream, and when I joke, they laugh.
(Amethyst grabs another microphone, kicks the items on the table off and jumps on top, shocking Pearl.)
Steven & Amethyst I've got a pair of eyes that they're getting lost in,
Amethyst They're hypnotized by my way of walking, ♪ *shakes her butt at Pearl*
Pearl *chuckles* Oh, Amethyst.
(Garnet grabs the microphone from Amethyst.)
Garnet I've got them dazzled like a stage magician, ♪ When I point, they look, and when I talk, they listen, well,
(Pearl grabs the microphone from Steven.)
Pearl Everybody needs a friend, ♪ And I've got you and you and you. ♪ So many, I can't even name them, ♪ Can you blame me? I'm too famous.
Steven Connie?
(Connie turns the camera towards Steven, who is standing next to her.)
Steven Connie, come on! The best part's coming up.
Connie Oh, it's fine, you guys are already doing a great job.
Steven Come on, it's your turn.
Connie Are you sure?
Steven Yeah, go on. Have fun!
Connie Ok!
(Steven turns over the camera while Garnet hands Connie the microphone.)
Connie Thanks, Garnet! ♪ Haven't you noticed that I'm a star? ♪ I'm coming into view as the world is turning. ♪ Haven't you noticed I made it this far? ♪ Now, everyone can see me burning.
(Connie poses dramatically on the table as she sings, and Steven turns the camera around to capture himself, Connie, and the Gems.)
Everyone Now, everyone can see me burning. ♪ Now, everyone can see me burning.
(Everyone starts cheering and laughing together.)
Pearl Connie, what a finale!
Connie *blushes* Thanks, Pearl!
Amethyst You're a karaoke beast! *flexes*
Connie Aww, thanks you guys. I really-
(Just then, the song starts to play again.)
Amethyst Uh, Pearl? How many times did you enter the song number before hitting "Start"?
Pearl Probably about 15 times?
*Connie lifts microphone into the air*
Connie Encore!
Steven Yeah!

ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen It RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunitedLegs From Here to HomeworldFamiliarTogether AloneEscapismChange Your Mind
Film Steven Universe: The Movie
Future Little HomeschoolGuidanceRose BudsVolleyballBluebirdA Very Special EpisodeSnow DayWhy So Blue?Little GraduationPrickly PairIn DreamsBismuth CasualTogether ForeverGrowing PainsMr. UniverseFragmentsHomeworld BoundEverything's FineI Am My MonsterThe Future
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time
Other We Deserve to ShineCrossover Nexus