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Season 1

If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs.

—"Laser Light Cannon"

It’s okay, Steven. We’ll figure out something else, something even better!

—"Laser Light Cannon"

Can't you make them go away?

—"Cat Fingers"

No, you're not! You're my son!

—"Cat Fingers"

Hey, Pearl, come to check out some buff studs?

—"Coach Steven"

As CEO, I officially ground this astronaut.

—"Space Race"

I may be losin' my hair, but the magic's still there.

—"Story for Steven"

Sit back. Get comfy.... I didn't mean that comfy.

—"Story for Steven"

Yeah, he's just an amigo from way back when... He's dead to me.

—"Story for Steven"

No one can ignore The Universe.

—"Story for Steven"

I just showed the Gems that I ain't got the stuff.

—"The Message"

Yeah, but these other Gems aren't like your mother. They're not like Garnet, Amethyst, or Pearl—they're not gonna start caring about people now... They didn't the first time they—

—"The Return"

I mean— it was thousands of years ago! It's— it's not like I was there!

—"The Return"

No such thing as a good war, kiddo.

—"The Return"

I NEED YOU TOO!

—"The Return"

Season 2

I don't understand anything anymore.

—"Reformed"

This'll really knock your socks off.

—"We Need to Talk"

I can't believe I got that on video, what on Earth WAS that!?

—"We Need to Talk"

Let's just... Talk.

—"We Need to Talk"

Son, there will come a time in your life when you'll learn to accept all pizza.

—"Keystone Motel"

I'm going to see a man about a tunnel brush... An internet man. If I'm not back in an hour, call the police.

—"Keystone Motel"
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