Season 1

Steven! You're banned from all the rides, forever!

—"Serious Steven"

What happened to Punch Buddy? Who did this to you?!

—"Arcade Mania"

Oh no, no, no. Don't you go flippity flopping out of here.

—"Arcade Mania"

Steven: Wow, I can't believe you used to be a real actor/R&B singer!
Used to be? Kids these days, they don't know anything...

—"Joking Victim"

Season 2

Thank you Beach-a-Palooza! You know this next act from their day job, delivering pizza! But tonight they're delivering jokes! ...That was a joke.

—"Sadie's Song"

I'm fine. But it looks like someone here has a case of the "showbiz shakes". You know what an old friend of mine told me once? A little smile never hurt anybody.

—"Sadie's Song"

Season 3

You kids want another lifetime ban?

—"Too Short to Ride"

You can say we're a little "fun-derstaffed".

—"Too Short to Ride"

I'm glad you seeing the humor in it, Steven, because I haven't seen a bed in six days!

—"Too Short to Ride"

Huh. Would you look at that? And I thought this thing was rigged.

—"Too Short To Ride"

Season 4

If I had a quarter for every time somebody asked for their quarter back - oh, wait, I do! Ba-da-bum-ching!

—"Future Boy Zoltron"

Mr. Frowney: Smiley, what do you do when you're feeling down?
I just take my frown and turn it around!

—"Future Boy Zoltron"

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Crystal Gems Half: Steven Universe

Unfused: Rose Quartz • PearlAmethystRuby • Sapphire • Peridot • Bismuth • Lapis Lazuli • Larimar
Fusions: Garnet • Alexandrite • Opal • Sardonyx • Sugilite
Hybrid Fusions: Stevonnie • Smoky Quartz • Rainbow Quartz 2.0 • Sunstone

Homeworld Gems Unfused: Aquamarine • Emerald • Diamonds (Blue Diamond • Yellow Diamond • White Diamond • Pink Diamond) • Pearls (Blue PearlYellow PearlPink Pearl) • Quartz (Holly Blue Agate • Jasper) • Rubies (ArmyDocEyeballLeggyNavy)

Fusions: Malachite

Other Unaligned Gems: Fluorite • Padparadscha • Rhodonite • Rutile Twins

Other: Holo-Pearl

Humans Main: Greg Universe • Connie Maheswaran • Lars Barriga • Sadie Miller

Recurring: Andy DeMayo • Bill Dewey • Buck Dewey • Peedee Fryman • Ronaldo Fryman • Jamie • Kevin • Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran • Marty • Barbara Miller • Jenny Pizza • Nanefua Pizza • Harold Smiley • Sour Cream • Vidalia

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