Harold Smiley/Quotes

Season 1

“	Steven! You're banned from all the rides, forever!	”
—"Serious Steven"

“	It may not SEEM fair, but hey, anything goes in wrestling. Steven: It DOES?! Oh YES it does!	”
—"Tiger Millionaire"

“	What happened to Punch Buddy? Who did this to you?!	”
—"Arcade Mania"

“	Oh no, no, no. Don't you go flippity flopping out of here.	”
—"Arcade Mania"

“	Steven: Wow, I can't believe you used to be a real actor/R&B singer! Used to be? Kids these days, they don't know anything...	”
—"Joking Victim"

Season 2

“	Thank you Beach-a-Palooza! You know this next act from their day job, delivering pizza! But tonight they're delivering jokes! ...That was a joke.	”
—"Sadie's Song"

“	I'm fine. But it looks like someone here has a case of the "showbiz shakes". You know what an old friend of mine told me once? A little smile never hurt anybody.	”
—"Sadie's Song"

Season 3

“	You kids want another lifetime ban?	”
—"Too Short to Ride"

“	You can say we're a little "fun-derstaffed".	”
—"Too Short to Ride"

“	I'm glad you seeing the humor in it, Steven, because I haven't seen a bed in six days!	”
—"Too Short to Ride"

“	Huh. Would you look at that? And I thought this thing was rigged.	”
—"Too Short To Ride"

Season 4

“	If I had a quarter for every time somebody asked for their quarter back - oh, wait, I do! Ba-da-bum-ching!	”
—"Future Boy Zoltron"

“	Mr. Frowney: Smiley, what do you do when you're feeling down? I just take my frown and turn it around!	”
—"Future Boy Zoltron"

“	Folks, Tiger Millionaire and Purple Puma have done it again! They are still your tag team champions! Will their special brand of jungle terror ever come to an end?	”
—"Tiger Philanthropist"

“	Hey now, that mic is expensive! You can't just- Oh, no, you're just gonna do that and leave?!	”
—"Tiger Philanthropist"