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− | [Open ext. [[It's A Wash|It's A Wash!]] ] |
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+ | {{TranscriptH|{{TD||[Open Ext. [[It's a Wash|It's a Wash!]]]}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''[[Pearl]] is examining [[Greg's Van|Greg's broken van]], while [[Garnet]] and [[Amethyst]] lean nearby against the building.'')}} |
+ | {{TD|Pearl|*looking at the engine of the van* Wow. Those [[Water Clones|water constructs]] really did a number on Greg's van. Hmm... *looks at a broken tube*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Ah, give it a rest, Pearl. That thing will be busted forever.}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': Wow. Those water constructs really did a number on Greg's van. Hmm... |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|I ''completely'' disagree. It's just a simple human machine. I'm sure that I can figure this whole thing out before you know it!}} |
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+ | {{TD|[[Steven Universe (character)|Steven]]|Hey guys!}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': *leaning beside the car wash crossing her arms behind her head* Ah, give it a rest Pearl, that thing will be busted forever. |
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+ | {{TD||(''Steven walks in, as [[Greg]] scoots over on a movable chair with a hockey stick, carrying a toolbox.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Zoop! I got something that will patch this van up real good! *looks inside the toolbox*}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': I completely disagree. It's just a simple human machine. I'm sure that I can figure this whole thing out before you know it! |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|*gasps* Is it some kind of complex human tool?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Yup, high-quality [[Minor Objects/Miscellaneous#Duct Tape|duct tape]]! *shows Pearl a roll of duct tape* Some well placed duct tape can patch anything up in a pinch, see? *points to his broken leg, with a ruler duct-taped to it*}} |
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− | ([[Steven]] walks in, and [[Greg]] scoots over on movable chair on wheels) |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|I'm sure that I can fix this without your "tape".}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Well, gee, at least let me give you a hand. *struggles to stand up*}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Hey guys! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Ah! Dad, be careful! (''Greg fails to stand, and he sighs.'') I'm sorry that you hurt your leg and that your van got smashed up because of me.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*pats his head* You apologize too much. Maybe I shouldn't have tagged along in that crazy adventure. But at least I got to spend some time with my fave guy!}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Zoop! *Greg looks through toolbox* I got something that will patch this van up real good! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|What if you stayed with us until you got better?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Hey, that's a great idea! But, won't I get in the way of your training-}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': *gasps* Is it some kind of complex human tool? |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|*quickly interrupts* Yes!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Wait, Steven. Don't you have healing powers now?}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Yup, high quality duck tape! Some well placed duck tape can patch anything up in a pinch, see? *Greg points to his broken leg* |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|*smiles nervously* Oh, right, yes! You fix Greg, I'll fix the van. *mumbles under her breath* Nobody has to live with us.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*gasp* Yeah! Mm-hmm! Here goes something new and exciting. *licks his hand* And... go! *pats his saliva-covered hand on Greg's broken leg* Okay, you should be better now.}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': I'm sure that I can fix this without your tape. |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Okay, if you say so. *tries to stand up, but fails again*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Why didn't it work?}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Well, gee, at least let me give you a hand. *Greg tries to stand up to help Pearl, with assistance from a hockey stick. He falls down, due to his weak leg. Steven runs over to him in his need of aid.* |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Hey, sorry, buddy. Maybe you just need a little more practice.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|But... I was doing so well before!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': I'm sorry that you hurt your leg and that your van got smashed up because of me. |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Steven, don't worry about it. Your powers are a bit fickle, after all.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|Just give it a bit more time.}} |
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− | '''Greg''': You apologize too much. Maybe I shouldn't of tagged along in that crazy adventure. But at least I got to spend some time with my fav guy! |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Cheer up, Steven! At least now we get to spend some more time together, right?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Y-Yeah, right.}} |
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− | '''Steven''': What if you stayed with us until you got better? |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|Hmm...}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Garnet, can you give me a hand?}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Hey, that's a great idea! But, won't I get in the way of your training? |
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+ | {{TD||(''Garnet lifts the front of Greg's van up, and the engine of the van falls right through it, startling Steven and Greg.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*surprised* Hoo-AH!}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': Yes! |
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+ | {{TD||[Trans. [[Beach House]]]}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Steven and Greg throw some confetti in the air as they begin to engage in some father-and-son quality time, such as cooking breakfast, watching videos on [[Steven's Phone]], Steven washing Greg clean after he spilled soda on himself, and singing "[[Dear Old Dad]]" together. After the song, Steven, Greg, and Amethyst are seen making paper airplanes in the living room.'')}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Wait, Steven. Don't you have healing powers now? |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Bombs away!}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Amethyst throws her paper airplane in the air and it hits Greg on the nose. The three start to laugh and when Pearl enters from outside, covered in oil from repairing Greg's van. She drops Greg's toolbox and wipes herself clean up, when Garnet appears as well.'')}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': Oh, right, yes! You fix Greg, and I'll fix the van, *murmurs* nobody has to live with us. |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|You're back. The [[Geode]] is cracked, we must leave immediately.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|What?!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': *gasp* Yeah! Mm-hmm! Here goes something new and exciting. *Steven licks his hand to activate his healing powers* And...go! *Steven moves his hand toward Greg's leg* Okay, you should be better now. |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Oh, no!}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Pearl and Amethyst rushes towards the [[Warp Pad]].'')}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Okay, if you say so. *Greg tries to stand up, but is unable to and falls back on his chair.* |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|You too, Steven.}} |
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− | + | {{TD|Steven|*stands up excitedly* Yeah!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Aw, really?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Oh! Oh yeah.}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Hey, sorry buddy. Maybe you just need a little more practice. |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*frowns* It's okay, Steven, I'll be fine. You go on your mission.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Are you sure?}} |
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− | '''Steven''': But...I was doing so well before! |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Of course-}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Thanks Dad! We'll be back before you know it! *runs to the warp pad*}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': Steven, don't worry about it. Your powers are a bit fickle after all. |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Ok, don't worry about your old man... My leg's not getting any more broken. If I need something, I'll just... crawl. *gets teary* My arms are still not... broken.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Oh, brother.}} |
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− | '''Garnet''': Just give it a bit more time. |
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+ | {{TD||(''The [[Crystal Gems]] gets off the warp pad and walk towards Greg.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Now, Greg, there's no need to be so pathetic. If anything happens to you, you can call us with this. *Pearl pulls out a small flute and hands it to Greg*}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Cheer up Steven! At least now we get to spend some more time together, right? |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*gasps* What is it?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|It's a [[Warp Whistle]].}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Yeah, right. |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*in awe* Warp Whistle...}} |
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− | + | {{TD|Garnet|If you blow in it, the warp pad will activate and will alert us that we need to return.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|See, Dad? You'll be fine.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg| *Sigh* Right, I'll be fine. Good luck on your mission, son.}} |
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− | (Steven and Greg start to sing "[[Dear Old Dad]]". Some scenes that the song is sung in, is Steven and Greg throwing confetti in the air, both of them in the [[Beach House]] kitchen with Steven cooking for Greg, Steven and Greg watching an episode of an unknown TV show on Steven's smartphone eating popcorn and drinking soda, and Steven helping Greg wash off after Greg gets soda that spilled all over Greg.) |
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+ | {{TD||[Trans. Ent. Geode]}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''The Crystal Gem warp and arrive at the warp pad outside the Geode, as a lightning storm is brewing over.'')}} |
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− | [Trans. Int. Steven, Greg, and Amethyst making paper airplanes in the Beach house] |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Man, this place is janked up.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Wow. Was there an explosion or something?}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Bombs away! *Amethyst throws paper airplane in the air, and hits Greg in the head. The 3 start to laugh* |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|*walks ahead* Almost.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|What you're looking at is a synthetic storm that was contained in—}} |
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− | (Pearl walks in, covered in oil from trying to repair Greg's van. She starts to clean herself up, as she drops the toolbox. Garnet appears.) |
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+ | {{TD||(''A whistling sound is heard out of nowhere, interrupting Pearl's explanation.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Is that the Warp Whistle?}} |
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− | '''Garnet''': You're back. The [[Geode]] is cracked, we must leave immediately. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Ah! Dad needs me, I'll be right back! *warps back to the Beach house* Dad! I'm here! Is everything...?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Oh hey, Steven! Just making sure that this thing actually works. Heh.}} |
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− | '''Pearl: '''What? |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Okay, we'll be back later! *warps back to the Geode* Sorry for the holdup!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Is everything okay?}} |
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− | '''Amethyst: '''Oh no! |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Hey, did Greg fall down and break his butt? Ha ha!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|That's not funny.}} |
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− | (Pearl and Amethyst start to run toward the Warp pad.) |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|*looks down sadly* I know.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Like I was saying, this is a synthetic—}} |
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− | '''Garnet''': *to Steven* You too. |
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+ | {{TD||(''The Warp Whistle is heard for the second time, interrupting Pearl again.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|I'm sure it's very important. *warps back to the Beach house* Dad?}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Yeah! |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*scratches back of his head* I'm really sorry, but where's the remote?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|That's actually... a very important question.}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Aw, really? |
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+ | {{TD||(''Steven warps back to the Geode after helping Greg out.'')}} |
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− | + | {{TD|Steven|It was very important.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Okay, so if the Geode breaks, then the storm will be unleashed and our bodies will be vaporized. *points at the Geode, which is absorbing the lightning**}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Then... we'd be dead.}} |
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− | '''Greg''': It's okay Steven, I'll be fine. You go on your mission. |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|That's where you come in. *turns to Steven*}} |
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− | + | {{TD|Steven|Say what?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|You should try and seal that crack with your healing powers.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|But... what if... I can't do it?}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Of course. |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|It won't hurt to try.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Okay.}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Thanks Dad! We'll be back before you know it! |
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+ | {{TD||(''Steven walks toward the Geode, still doubting his power, when he sees the Gems silently cheering him on. He then begins to attempt healing the Geode with a palm covered in his saliva, but nothing happens. He begins to strain himself as the Gems watch in worry.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| IT'S NOT WORKING! Ugh... I knew this would happen. Just when I thought I was getting better.}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Don't worry about your old man. My leg's not getting any more broken. If I need something, I'll just...crawl. *Greg is starting to look teary.* My arm's are still not...broken. |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|Don't beat yourself up, Steven.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Yeah, don't worry about it!}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Oh, brother. *Amethyst, Garnet, Pearl, and Steven begin to walk off the Warp pad* |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|We'll find another way!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Eh. You don't understand. How am I supposed to call myself a Crystal Gem, if I can't even—}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': Now Greg, there's no need to be so pathetic. If anything happens to you, you can call us with this. *Pearl pulls out [[Warp Whistle]] and hands it to Greg.* |
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+ | {{TD||(''The Warp Whistle suddenly sounds again for the third time, this time interrupting Steven. All the Crystal Gems decide to warp back to the Beach House.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Dad? Dad!? Daaad! *runs up to his bedroom and see Greg lying in front of [[Steven's TV|his TV]]* Dad! Are you okay? Answer me!}} |
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− | '''Greg''': What is it? |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*suddenly wakes up* Steven! You just missed... the funniest commercial.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|... What?}} |
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− | '''Garnet''': It's a Warp Whistle. |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*laughs* It was that one for the dog treats where the dog's dressed up like a doctor. If I ever get heartworms, I'm eating those dog treats.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Dad! You're only supposed to use the Warp Whistle for emergencies. Like if you fell down and broke your butt!}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Warp Whistle... |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Ah haha, yeah... Sorry about that.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*sigh* It's okay.}} |
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− | '''Garnet''': If you blow in it, the Warp pad will activate and will lure us that we need to return. |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Since you're here, mind grabbing me a snack from the [[Big Donut]]?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Yeah, sure thing. *climbs down the steps and turns to the Gems* I'll be right back guys.}} |
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− | '''Steven''': See Dad? You'll be fine. |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|We'll be in the temple. *walks off*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|We have to come up with another plan, quick.}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Right, I'll be fine. Good luck on your mission son. |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Yo, dude, no worries about earlier. You'll get a hold of your powers before ya know it! *holds a thumbs-up to Steven*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Thanks, Amethyst!}} |
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− | [Trans. Int. Geode, with Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven on the Warp pad.] |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Get me a croissant. *walks towards the temple*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*exits the house* Ah, I forgot to ask Dad what kind of donuts he wants. Ugh... *goes back inside* Hey, Dad, I—}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Man, this place is junked up. |
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+ | {{TD||(''Steven is alarmed to find Greg at the fridge, searching for food and dancing on his "broken" leg.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Olé! *notices Steven* Steven! *drops all the food he is carrying* Ha, you had me scared there, son. Didn't see you... standing in the doorway. Your old man's still got it!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Wow. Is there an explosion or something? |
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+ | {{TD||(''Steven glares angrily at Greg.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|What, this? I guess I couldn't wait for those donuts.}} |
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− | '''Garnet''': Almost. |
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+ | {{TD||(''Steven crosses his arms, and Greg realizes that Steven is referring to his "broken" leg.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Uhh. Oh yeah... *pretends that his leg still hurts* Ugh... Ouch... Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! *rolls on the floor*}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': What you're looking at, is a synthetic storm that was caused and contained in...(Greg uses the Warp Whistle, telling the Gems to come back to the Beach house, also interrupting Pearl) |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Just stop, Dad. I get what's going on. Your leg isn't broken at all, is it?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|It was broken, but you healed it back at the car wash.}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Is that the Warp Whistle? |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|You lied to me! Now I can't do it anymore!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|What?}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Ah! Dad needs me, I'll be right back! *Steven warps back to the Beach house.* Dad..I'm here...is everything... |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|The Gems needed me to fix the broken rock, but my healing powers aren't working. It-it's because of you, you messed with my head!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|No! I didn't mean to... I just wanted to live with my son again!}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Oh hey, Steven! Just making sure that this thing actually works. Heh. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|I really thought I was getting better, I finally felt like a Crystal Gem. Now, what if I can't do... anything? *tears up*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Steven, don't beat yourself up! This is my fault!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Okay, we'll be back later! *Steven warps back to the Geode* Sorry for the holdup! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Yeah! Yeah it is! *runs outside the house* Ughh! What am I going to do? My powers, they're— *sees his ukulele and Greg's guitar nearby, remembers the times they had together, and walks back inside* I'm sorry, I... *gasps* Dad!}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Steven sees Greg standing on the warp pad, with the Warp Whistle and his toolbox.'')}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': Is everything okay? |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|It's time for me to fix the trouble I've caused.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Nooooo!}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Hey, did Greg fall down and break his butt? Ha ha! |
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+ | {{TD||(''Greg blows into the Warp Whistle, activating the warp pad, and warps away. Steven quickly jumps into the warp stream, and both of them warp to the Geode.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Dad, be careful!}} |
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− | '''Garnet''': That's not funny. |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Don't worry, Steven! Your old man's gonna- woah! *trips and falls down the crater*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Daaad! *catches up to Greg* Are you okay?}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': I know. |
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+ | {{TD||(''The lightning storm begin to worsen, as the Geode is unable to contain the storm any longer, generating strong winds and striking lightning everywhere.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Steven, get out of here! I'm responsible for this!}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': Like I was saying, this is a synthetic. (Greg uses the Warp Whistle for the second time, interrupting Pearl again.) |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|No, you're not.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|But, I messed up your powers! I did everything I'm not supposed to do, and now you can't heal!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': I'm sure it's very important. *Steven warps back to the Beach house* Dad? |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|I healed you, right?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Hey, get in there and patch things up, just like you patched up your old man!}} |
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− | '''Greg''': I'm really sorry, but where's the remote? That's actually, a very important question. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*runs up to the Geode* Double... healing... powers! *licks both his hands and pats them on the Geode, but still nothing happens* It's still not working!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Ah, forget it! I've got another idea!}} |
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− | [Trans. Int. the Geode, as of Steven helped Greg and warped back] |
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+ | {{TD||(''Greg spread a strip of duct tape over the crack in the Geode, sealing it up. The lightning storm quickly calms and subsides.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|There, see, as good as new!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': It was very important. |
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+ | {{TD||[Trans. Ext. Temple]}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''The Crystal Gems and Greg are gathered on the beach. Greg is admiring his now-repaired van in awe, looking almost brand new, while Pearl reads a checklist of repairs she performed on the van.'')}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': Okay, so if the Geode breaks then the storm will be unleashed and our bodies will be vaporized. |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|No way.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|So, I've realigned the axles...}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Then...we'd be dead. |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|I can't believe it!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|... Replaced the spark plugs...}} |
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− | '''Garnet''': That's where you come in. *Garnet is directing toward Steven* |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|It's never looked this good!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|... Sealed the leaks in the intake manifold gaskets, and recalibrated the timing belt. As long as you ease up on second gear, your transmission should be fine.}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Say what? |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Pearl! I can't thank you enough! Haha!}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Greg hugs Pearl tightly, as she reacts in disgust. After Greg releases Pearl, she shivers and crawls backwards, hiding behind Garnet.'')}} |
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− | '''Garnet''': You should try and seal that crack with your healing powers. |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|So, now that I'm feeling better, it's about time that I move back home. Can't have me messing up more magic stuff.(''Steven walks over and hugs Greg.'') Just in case you have trouble again... *hands over the roll of duct tape to Steven*}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Trans. Int. Beach House]}} |
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− | '''Steven''': But...what if I can't do it? |
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+ | {{TD||(''Steven heads to bed for the night, with the roll of duct tape on the nightstand next to him.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Good night, Dad!}} |
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− | '''Garnet''': It won't hurt to try. |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Good night, Steven!}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Trans. Ext. Beach House]}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Okay. (Steven walks toward the Geode, activates his healing powers toward the Geode, and nothing happens.) Mmmmm! It's not working! Ugh *Steven takes his hand away from the cracked Geode.* I knew this would happen. Just when I thought I was getting better. |
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+ | {{TD||(''Greg's van is parked on the beach just outside the Beach House, as Greg also turns in for the night. Two heart irises, instead of stars, zoom in on the Beach House and Greg's van, ending the episode.'')}} |
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− | '''Garnet''': Don't beat yourself up Steven. |
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− | '''Pearl''': We'll find another way! |
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− | '''Steven''': Eh. You don't understand. How am I supposed to call myself a Crystal Gem, if I can't even (Greg activates the Warp Whistle for the third time, instead interrupting Steven. All 4 Crystal Gems decide to warp back to the Beach house, rather than just Steven) Dad! Daaad! Are you okay? *Steven runs up to Greg, who is upstairs, watching a TV show on Steven's TV.* Answer me! |
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− | '''Greg''': Steven! You just missed...the funniest commercial. |
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− | '''Greg''': Haha, it was that one for the dog treats where the dog's dressed up like a doctor. If I ever get heartworms, I would eat those dog treats. |
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− | '''Greg''': Yeah, sorry about that. |
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− | '''Steven''': *sigh* It's okay. |
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− | '''Greg''': Since you're here, mind grabbing me a snack from the [[Big Donut]]? |
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− | '''Steven''': Yeah, sure thing. *Steven walks down stairs, and sees the Crystal Gems.* I'll be right back guys. |
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− | '''Garnet''', walking away: We'll be in the temple. |
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− | '''Pearl''': We have to come up with another plan, quick. |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Yo dude, no worries about earlier. You'll get a hold of your powers before you know it! |
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− | '''Steven''': Thanks Amethyst! |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Get me a croissant. *Amethyst walks into the temple, as Steven walks outside to grab Greg a snack.* |
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− | '''Steven''': Ah, I forgot to ask what kind of donuts. Ugh... *Steven walks back inside.* Hey Dad, I (Steven is alarmed to be seeing Greg at the fridge, dancing on his broken leg, carrying out food.) |
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− | '''Steven''': Just stop Dad. I get what's going on. Your leg isn't broken at all, is it? |
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− | '''Greg''': It was broken, but you healed it back at the car wash. |
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− | '''Steven''': You lied to me! Now I can't do it anymore! |
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− | '''Greg''': What? |
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− | '''Steven''': The Gems needed me to fix the broken rock, but my healing powers aren't working. It's because of you, you messed with my head! |
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− | '''Greg''': No! I didn't mean to...I just wanted to live with my son again! |
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− | '''Steven''': You really thought I was getting better, I finally felt like a Crystal Gem. Now, what if I can't do anything? |
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− | '''Greg''': Steven, don't beat yourself up! This is my fault! |
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− | '''Steven''': Yeah! Yeah it is! *Steven runs outside.* Ugh, what am I going to do? My powers, they're (Steven's conversation with himself is interrupted when he sees his ukulele and Greg's guitar, reminding him of the song they sang together. He walks back inside.) I'm sorry, I..Dad! (Steven sees Greg on the Warp pad, with the Warp Whistle, and with his toolbox.) |
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− | '''Steven''': Dad, be careful! |
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− | '''Greg''': Don't worry,Steven! you're old man's gonna, woah! '*[Greg trips and falls because of the extreme winds.* |
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− | '''Steven''': Daad! Are you okay? |
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− | '''Greg''': Steven, get out of here! I'm responsible for this! |
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− | '''Steven''': No, you're not. |
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− | '''Greg''': But, I messed up your powers! I did everything I'm not supposed to do, and now you can't heal! |
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− | '''Steven''': I healed you, right? |
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− | '''Greg''': Hey, get in there and patch that thing up, like how you patched up your old man! *Steven runs toward the Geode.* |
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− | '''Steven''': Double...healing...powers! (Steven licks his hands to activate his healing powers, and touches the rock to try to activate them. Nothing happens.) It's still not working! |
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− | '''Greg''': Ah, forget it! I've got another idea! (Greg duck tapes the Geode crack, and the storm ends.) There, see, as good as new! |
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− | [Trans. Int. It's A Wash All 4 Crystal Gems and Greg are there, with Pearl reading a checklist of all the things she did to the van (the van is now repaired), Greg looking over in awe the fixed van, and Garnet, Amethyst, and Steven are standing, watching.] |
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− | '''Greg''': No way. |
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− | '''Pearl''': So, I've realigned the axles... |
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− | '''Greg''': I can't believe it! |
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− | '''Pearl''': ...Replaced the spark plugs... |
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− | '''Greg''': It's never looked this good! |
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− | '''Pearl''': ...Sealed the leaks in the intake manifold gaskets, and recalibrated the timing belt. As long as you ease up on second gear, your transmission should be fine. |
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− | '''Greg''': Pearl! I can't thank you enough! Haha *Greg hugs Pearl, with Pearl disgusted, and when Greg drops Pearl she crawls back and hides behind Garnet.* So, now that I'm feeling better, it's about time that I move back home. Can't have me messing up more magic stuff. *Steven walks over and hugs him.* Just in case you have trouble again... *Greg hands over the duck tape to Steven.* |
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− | [Trans. Int. Beach house, of Steven about to go to sleep, with duck tape on the desk next to him.] |
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− | '''Steven''': Good night Dad! |
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− | '''Greg''': Goodnight Steven! |
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− | [Trans. Int. outside of Beach house, with Greg's van now located closer to Steven's home.] |
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Revision as of 17:19, 20 June 2020
This is a transcribed copy of "House Guest". Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode. |
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[Open Ext. It's a Wash!] | |
(Pearl is examining Greg's broken van, while Garnet and Amethyst lean nearby against the building.) | |
Pearl | *looking at the engine of the van* Wow. Those water constructs really did a number on Greg's van. Hmm... *looks at a broken tube* |
Amethyst | Ah, give it a rest, Pearl. That thing will be busted forever. |
Pearl | I completely disagree. It's just a simple human machine. I'm sure that I can figure this whole thing out before you know it! |
Steven | Hey guys! |
(Steven walks in, as Greg scoots over on a movable chair with a hockey stick, carrying a toolbox.) | |
Greg | Zoop! I got something that will patch this van up real good! *looks inside the toolbox* |
Pearl | *gasps* Is it some kind of complex human tool? |
Greg | Yup, high-quality duct tape! *shows Pearl a roll of duct tape* Some well placed duct tape can patch anything up in a pinch, see? *points to his broken leg, with a ruler duct-taped to it* |
Pearl | I'm sure that I can fix this without your "tape". |
Greg | Well, gee, at least let me give you a hand. *struggles to stand up* |
Steven | Ah! Dad, be careful! (Greg fails to stand, and he sighs.) I'm sorry that you hurt your leg and that your van got smashed up because of me. |
Greg | *pats his head* You apologize too much. Maybe I shouldn't have tagged along in that crazy adventure. But at least I got to spend some time with my fave guy! |
Steven | What if you stayed with us until you got better? |
Greg | Hey, that's a great idea! But, won't I get in the way of your training- |
Pearl | *quickly interrupts* Yes! |
Amethyst | Wait, Steven. Don't you have healing powers now? |
Pearl | *smiles nervously* Oh, right, yes! You fix Greg, I'll fix the van. *mumbles under her breath* Nobody has to live with us. |
Steven | *gasp* Yeah! Mm-hmm! Here goes something new and exciting. *licks his hand* And... go! *pats his saliva-covered hand on Greg's broken leg* Okay, you should be better now. |
Greg | Okay, if you say so. *tries to stand up, but fails again* |
Steven | Why didn't it work? |
Greg | Hey, sorry, buddy. Maybe you just need a little more practice. |
Steven | But... I was doing so well before! |
Pearl | Steven, don't worry about it. Your powers are a bit fickle, after all. |
Garnet | Just give it a bit more time. |
Greg | Cheer up, Steven! At least now we get to spend some more time together, right? |
Steven | Y-Yeah, right. |
Garnet | Hmm... |
Pearl | Garnet, can you give me a hand? |
(Garnet lifts the front of Greg's van up, and the engine of the van falls right through it, startling Steven and Greg.) | |
Steven | *surprised* Hoo-AH! |
[Trans. Beach House] | |
(Steven and Greg throw some confetti in the air as they begin to engage in some father-and-son quality time, such as cooking breakfast, watching videos on Steven's Phone, Steven washing Greg clean after he spilled soda on himself, and singing "Dear Old Dad" together. After the song, Steven, Greg, and Amethyst are seen making paper airplanes in the living room.) | |
Amethyst | Bombs away! |
(Amethyst throws her paper airplane in the air and it hits Greg on the nose. The three start to laugh and when Pearl enters from outside, covered in oil from repairing Greg's van. She drops Greg's toolbox and wipes herself clean up, when Garnet appears as well.) | |
Garnet | You're back. The Geode is cracked, we must leave immediately. |
Pearl | What?! |
Amethyst | Oh, no! |
(Pearl and Amethyst rushes towards the Warp Pad.) | |
Garnet | You too, Steven. |
Steven | *stands up excitedly* Yeah! |
Greg | Aw, really? |
Steven | Oh! Oh yeah. |
Greg | *frowns* It's okay, Steven, I'll be fine. You go on your mission. |
Steven | Are you sure? |
Greg | Of course- |
Steven | Thanks Dad! We'll be back before you know it! *runs to the warp pad* |
Greg | Ok, don't worry about your old man... My leg's not getting any more broken. If I need something, I'll just... crawl. *gets teary* My arms are still not... broken. |
Amethyst | Oh, brother. |
(The Crystal Gems gets off the warp pad and walk towards Greg.) | |
Pearl | Now, Greg, there's no need to be so pathetic. If anything happens to you, you can call us with this. *Pearl pulls out a small flute and hands it to Greg* |
Greg | *gasps* What is it? |
Garnet | It's a Warp Whistle. |
Greg | *in awe* Warp Whistle... |
Garnet | If you blow in it, the warp pad will activate and will alert us that we need to return. |
Steven | See, Dad? You'll be fine. |
Greg | *Sigh* Right, I'll be fine. Good luck on your mission, son. |
[Trans. Ent. Geode] | |
(The Crystal Gem warp and arrive at the warp pad outside the Geode, as a lightning storm is brewing over.) | |
Amethyst | Man, this place is janked up. |
Steven | Wow. Was there an explosion or something? |
Garnet | *walks ahead* Almost. |
Pearl | What you're looking at is a synthetic storm that was contained in— |
(A whistling sound is heard out of nowhere, interrupting Pearl's explanation.) | |
Amethyst | Is that the Warp Whistle? |
Steven | Ah! Dad needs me, I'll be right back! *warps back to the Beach house* Dad! I'm here! Is everything...? |
Greg | Oh hey, Steven! Just making sure that this thing actually works. Heh. |
Steven | Okay, we'll be back later! *warps back to the Geode* Sorry for the holdup! |
Pearl | Is everything okay? |
Amethyst | Hey, did Greg fall down and break his butt? Ha ha! |
Garnet | That's not funny. |
Amethyst | *looks down sadly* I know. |
Pearl | Like I was saying, this is a synthetic— |
(The Warp Whistle is heard for the second time, interrupting Pearl again.) | |
Steven | I'm sure it's very important. *warps back to the Beach house* Dad? |
Greg | *scratches back of his head* I'm really sorry, but where's the remote? |
Steven | That's actually... a very important question. |
(Steven warps back to the Geode after helping Greg out.) | |
Steven | It was very important. |
Pearl | Okay, so if the Geode breaks, then the storm will be unleashed and our bodies will be vaporized. *points at the Geode, which is absorbing the lightning** |
Steven | Then... we'd be dead. |
Garnet | That's where you come in. *turns to Steven* |
Steven | Say what? |
Garnet | You should try and seal that crack with your healing powers. |
Steven | But... what if... I can't do it? |
Garnet | It won't hurt to try. |
Steven | Okay. |
(Steven walks toward the Geode, still doubting his power, when he sees the Gems silently cheering him on. He then begins to attempt healing the Geode with a palm covered in his saliva, but nothing happens. He begins to strain himself as the Gems watch in worry.) | |
Steven | IT'S NOT WORKING! Ugh... I knew this would happen. Just when I thought I was getting better. |
Garnet | Don't beat yourself up, Steven. |
Amethyst | Yeah, don't worry about it! |
Pearl | We'll find another way! |
Steven | Eh. You don't understand. How am I supposed to call myself a Crystal Gem, if I can't even— |
(The Warp Whistle suddenly sounds again for the third time, this time interrupting Steven. All the Crystal Gems decide to warp back to the Beach House.) | |
Steven | Dad? Dad!? Daaad! *runs up to his bedroom and see Greg lying in front of his TV* Dad! Are you okay? Answer me! |
Greg | *suddenly wakes up* Steven! You just missed... the funniest commercial. |
Steven | ... What? |
Greg | *laughs* It was that one for the dog treats where the dog's dressed up like a doctor. If I ever get heartworms, I'm eating those dog treats. |
Steven | Dad! You're only supposed to use the Warp Whistle for emergencies. Like if you fell down and broke your butt! |
Greg | Ah haha, yeah... Sorry about that. |
Steven | *sigh* It's okay. |
Greg | Since you're here, mind grabbing me a snack from the Big Donut? |
Steven | Yeah, sure thing. *climbs down the steps and turns to the Gems* I'll be right back guys. |
Garnet | We'll be in the temple. *walks off* |
Pearl | We have to come up with another plan, quick. |
Amethyst | Yo, dude, no worries about earlier. You'll get a hold of your powers before ya know it! *holds a thumbs-up to Steven* |
Steven | Thanks, Amethyst! |
Amethyst | Get me a croissant. *walks towards the temple* |
Steven | *exits the house* Ah, I forgot to ask Dad what kind of donuts he wants. Ugh... *goes back inside* Hey, Dad, I— |
(Steven is alarmed to find Greg at the fridge, searching for food and dancing on his "broken" leg.) | |
Greg | Olé! *notices Steven* Steven! *drops all the food he is carrying* Ha, you had me scared there, son. Didn't see you... standing in the doorway. Your old man's still got it! |
(Steven glares angrily at Greg.) | |
Greg | What, this? I guess I couldn't wait for those donuts. |
(Steven crosses his arms, and Greg realizes that Steven is referring to his "broken" leg.) | |
Greg | Uhh. Oh yeah... *pretends that his leg still hurts* Ugh... Ouch... Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! *rolls on the floor* |
Steven | Just stop, Dad. I get what's going on. Your leg isn't broken at all, is it? |
Greg | It was broken, but you healed it back at the car wash. |
Steven | You lied to me! Now I can't do it anymore! |
Greg | What? |
Steven | The Gems needed me to fix the broken rock, but my healing powers aren't working. It-it's because of you, you messed with my head! |
Greg | No! I didn't mean to... I just wanted to live with my son again! |
Steven | I really thought I was getting better, I finally felt like a Crystal Gem. Now, what if I can't do... anything? *tears up* |
Greg | Steven, don't beat yourself up! This is my fault! |
Steven | Yeah! Yeah it is! *runs outside the house* Ughh! What am I going to do? My powers, they're— *sees his ukulele and Greg's guitar nearby, remembers the times they had together, and walks back inside* I'm sorry, I... *gasps* Dad! |
(Steven sees Greg standing on the warp pad, with the Warp Whistle and his toolbox.) | |
Greg | It's time for me to fix the trouble I've caused. |
Steven | Nooooo! |
(Greg blows into the Warp Whistle, activating the warp pad, and warps away. Steven quickly jumps into the warp stream, and both of them warp to the Geode.) | |
Steven | Dad, be careful! |
Greg | Don't worry, Steven! Your old man's gonna- woah! *trips and falls down the crater* |
Steven | Daaad! *catches up to Greg* Are you okay? |
(The lightning storm begin to worsen, as the Geode is unable to contain the storm any longer, generating strong winds and striking lightning everywhere.) | |
Greg | Steven, get out of here! I'm responsible for this! |
Steven | No, you're not. |
Greg | But, I messed up your powers! I did everything I'm not supposed to do, and now you can't heal! |
Steven | I healed you, right? |
Greg | Hey, get in there and patch things up, just like you patched up your old man! |
Steven | *runs up to the Geode* Double... healing... powers! *licks both his hands and pats them on the Geode, but still nothing happens* It's still not working! |
Greg | Ah, forget it! I've got another idea! |
(Greg spread a strip of duct tape over the crack in the Geode, sealing it up. The lightning storm quickly calms and subsides.) | |
Greg | There, see, as good as new! |
[Trans. Ext. Temple] | |
(The Crystal Gems and Greg are gathered on the beach. Greg is admiring his now-repaired van in awe, looking almost brand new, while Pearl reads a checklist of repairs she performed on the van.) | |
Greg | No way. |
Pearl | So, I've realigned the axles... |
Greg | I can't believe it! |
Pearl | ... Replaced the spark plugs... |
Greg | It's never looked this good! |
Pearl | ... Sealed the leaks in the intake manifold gaskets, and recalibrated the timing belt. As long as you ease up on second gear, your transmission should be fine. |
Greg | Pearl! I can't thank you enough! Haha! |
(Greg hugs Pearl tightly, as she reacts in disgust. After Greg releases Pearl, she shivers and crawls backwards, hiding behind Garnet.) | |
Greg | So, now that I'm feeling better, it's about time that I move back home. Can't have me messing up more magic stuff.(Steven walks over and hugs Greg.) Just in case you have trouble again... *hands over the roll of duct tape to Steven* |
[Trans. Int. Beach House] | |
(Steven heads to bed for the night, with the roll of duct tape on the nightstand next to him.) | |
Steven | Good night, Dad! |
Greg | Good night, Steven! |
[Trans. Ext. Beach House] | |
(Greg's van is parked on the beach just outside the Beach House, as Greg also turns in for the night. Two heart irises, instead of stars, zoom in on the Beach House and Greg's van, ending the episode.) | |
[END] |