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Speaker Dialogue
[Open Int. Beach House]
(Following the events in Are You My Dad?, after Steven regained consciousness, he quickly announces the latest crisis to the Crystal Gems at his home.)
Steven This is an emergency!
Pearl Why is Homeworld stealing humans from the boardwalk?
Steven I don't know, but they're only taking my friends! They even got Connie! If we don't do something, they're going to take them into space!
Amethyst And our spaceship got jacked, so if they leave Earth...
Garnet They'll be gone for good.
Amethyst Ugh! Who were these guys?
Steven That little Gem I saw before, her name's Aquamarine.
Pearl What?!
Steven She's got a big friend- a fusion, named... Topaz.
Pearl A Topaz fusion... And an Aquamarine?
Amethyst Are they a big deal?
Pearl Uhh, yes! Blue and Yellow Diamond must have sent them personally.
Steven The Diamonds? Oh no! They must be collecting more humans for the zoo!
Amethyst But there's loads of humans on Earth. Why are they only grabbing your friends?
Steven Maybe... Because my friends are the best!
(The Gems look away in uneasy, when Steven's phone starts buzzing.)
Steven *gasps* It's from Connie! I know where they are!
[Trans. Int. Beach City Funland]
(A photo is sent to Steven's phone, revealing the entrance of Funland, and the Crystal Gems head there immediately.)
Garnet Stay alert. They could be anywhere.
Amethyst Did Connie send you any more pictures?
Steven No, nothing.
Pearl We know they're here somewhere.
(The Gems run on ahead, leaving Steven behind, as he begins whisper-yelling for his friends.)
Steven Connie? Lars? Sadie? Onion? *sighs* Why them?
(Steven tries calling Connie's cellphone, and "Alone Together" is heard in the distance. Steven runs towards the source of the music and finds Connie's phone on the ground. The Crystal Gems also come walking in too, after hearing the music.)
Pearl *gasps* W-Was that Connie's pho-
(Heavy footsteps is then heard from behind Steven. He peeks behind from the corner of his eyes and spots Topaz peeking out from behind the merry-go-round.)
Aquamarine *pops out* Oh, no! ♪ You found us. ♪
(Onion and Sadie peeks out too, mumbling frantically.)
Jamie *pops out* Help!
Steven Give it up, Aquamarine! There's nowhere to run!
Aquamarine Oh, what's this, now? Did you think we were running away?
Jamie Steven, save yourself... After you save us!
Aquamarine Huh. *pulls out her wand* You know, now that I think about it, this Steven does seem to know everyone on our list. The list did come from a Steven, after all. Maybe you can help us out.
Garnet Just let the humans go!
Aquamarine Uhh, no! Who are these dullards?
Amethyst We're the Crystal Gems, you chump!
Aquamarine Yeah, yeah. Rose Quartz's old lackeys. That was in the report, too. We're not here for any of you rogue Gems. We'll leave you totally alone... If! You tell us where we can find my dad.
Steven I don't know what you're talking about!
Aquamarine Let's see. Yellow Diamond asked for, uh, my dad, a Connie, a Lars, a Sadie, a mailman, and an Onion, I think. Six human variations specified in a report by Peridot 5XG.
(Steven gasps in shock as he flashes back to the time of Marble Madness, when he was talking to Peridot for the first time.)
Past Steven "Oh no, there's lots of humans, there's my dad, Connie, Lars and Sadie, the mailman, Onion... I think."
(The brief flashback ends, leaving Steven morbidly horrified.)
Steven The list. I gave them the list.
Pearl What are you talking about?
Steven Aquamarine doesn't have a dad. She's looking for someone named "my dad"!. This is all my fault.
Garnet Don't worry about that now. Our objective's still the same: beat the Gems...
Steven ...Save our friends!
Aquamarine Hey Topaz, look! They want to lose another fight.
(Garnet charges forth, preparing to make the first strike, when Topaz moves Jamie, merged in her body, right in Garnet's trajectory, causing her to flinch.)
Jamie No, Garnet, I've moved on, I swear!
(Garnet quickly halts herself to avoid hurting Jamie, which however, also allows Topaz to grab her by her head and throws her away, slamming right into a game booth.)
Steven Garnet!
Amethyst That's dirty!
Pearl *leaps up* My spear can reach her without hurting the hostages!
Aquamarine Oh, you're so smart. *fires a tractor beam with her wand at Pearl* Goodbye!
Pearl Whoa!
(Aquamarine hurls Pearl high up into the sky, causing her to disappear into it with a blink. Amethyst then coils her whip around Connie's hand and attempts to pull her out of Topaz's body. Topaz, however, stops her by stomping on the whip with her foot. Garnet emerges from inside the game booth, Pearl lands back from the sky, and the Crystal Gems regroup.)
Amethyst *Grunting*
Aquamarine This is getting annoying. Hey, Topaz, can you remind me? I mean, my memory is perfect, but our orders were to bring back these six humans. I'm just not sure. Did they specify... alive?
(Aquamarine makes a sinister look at the Crystal Gems, startled by her remark. Aquamarine then quickly takes on an overjoyed expression.)
Aquamarine You know, I don't think they did!
Jamie Huh?
(At Aquamarine's comment, Topaz grips Jamie's head in her hand.)
Steven Jamie.
Jamie *whimpering* Steven?
Aquamarine I just think, if you care about your "friends" or whatever, you should tell me where "my dad" is, all right?
Pearl What are we going to do?! Steven!
Steven *runs towards Aquamarine* Stop! I know where you can find "my dad".
Aquamarine Ooh! Where? Where!?
Steven Right here. I'm the one you're looking for. I am "my dad"!
Pearl What?
Amethyst Huh?
Aquamarine I know what you're thinking, Topaz. It seems a little suspicious that "my dad" is also a "Steven". But you know... If it means getting out of here, I'll believe it.
(Topaz instantly unfuses into two Topazes, holding hands while carrying the other humans.)
Connie Steven!
Pearl Steven, do you know what you're doing?
(Steven glances at Pearl and gives a thumbs-up, as the Topazes fuse together with Steven in between, merging him and the other humans in Topaz's body. Only Steven's head is visible from the surface of Topaz's back, along with Lars' half-submerged head and arm.)
Steven Oh! Hi, Lars.
(Lars shouts in anger, but is muffled, due to his mouth merged in Topaz's body.)
Steven Don't worry, I'm gonna bust us all out with my bubble power!
(Steven begins straining, while Onion, merged on Topaz's shoulder, murmurs something to Topaz.)
Steven Her body's... so thick. *grunts* This... might be... a little difficult.
(Lars muffle-shouts in anger again, banging on Topaz's back with his free arm.)
Aquamarine Time to go!
(Aquamarine raises her wand, and a spaceship, disguised as the top of a merry-go-around, activates, floating into the air and opening a door into it.)
Amethyst Uh, Steven, di-did you actually have a plan or-
Steven Just need... a minute...
(Topaz leaps onto the ship's door and Aquamarine flies in front of the Crystal Gems to taunt them.)
Aquamarine Very nice meeting you all, and your compliance is appreciated, but!- *dodges a stab from Pearl's spear* Our job here is done, so...
(Aquamarine blows a raspberry as she flies into her ship. Steven stops straining as he looks around the interior of the ship.)
Aquamarine *sighs* Let's get back to Homeworld already.
Jamie But I'm already on my home world. I haven't even delivered all the mail today.
Steven Don't worry. I can do this.
(Sadie, Lars and Connie, with their mouths merged in Topaz's body, begin muffle-shouting in panic and anger.)
Jamie Ohh! You might want to hurry, Steven. The threat of us perishing in this quagmire of yellow feels very real; a real encompassing kind of real. A neon death trap, which has imprisoned us so tightly, like a winter coat that's too big in the sleeves.
(Lars flails his hand in Steven's face in his anger.)
Steven Lars, stop! I need to concentrate!
Aquamarine Ughh. If I never get sent on another mission to Earth, it'll be too soon. What an ordeal. But the Diamonds needed me. That's the burden of being the best.
Jamie What justice is there in such a gross tangling of symbols?!
Aquamarine Will you stop?! You're ruining my moment!
Jamie *whimpering* Steven.
Steven I almost got it! *grunts loudly*
Jamie Huh?
(Topaz starts sweating and begins expanding like a balloon. She eventually pops, forcefully separated back into two Topazes, as Steven successfully summons his bubble shield. Everyone screams as they are freed from Topaz's imprisonment and scattered around the ship.)
Aquamarine What?! Topaz! Get this mess cleaned up. And, Topaz, help her out. I'm setting a course.
Steven The door! Huh?
(A Topaz approaches Steven, summons her mace from her gem and swings it at Steven, who quickly blocks it with his shield. At that moment, Lars and Sadie slowly get up.)
Sadie Lars! Lars?!
(Lars whimpers and shivers in fear, as he watches Connie and Steven engaging both Topazes in battle.)
Connie Steven, let's fuse!
Steven We're already in the air. How are we going to get back?
(A Topaz twirls her mace and swings it with immerse speed and strength at Connie and Steven, who manages to endure the attack inside his bubble shield.)
Connie *gasps* Watch out!
(A Topaz swings her mace again hits Steven's bubble away. At that moment, Aquamarine taps on a button on the ship's control panel.)
Aquamarine I'd really appreciate you wrapping it up down there before we exit the atmosphere?
(Steven and Connie, after being knocked back, slowly gets up, as Steven spots Sadie trying to drag Lars on his foot.)
Sadie Come on! Lars, you gotta get up! We gotta move! *gasps*
(A Topaz swings her mace at Lars, and Sadie quickly pushes Lars out of the way. The Topaz then grabs Sadie and grasps her in her hand.)
Sadie Lars! Come on! Help me! Lars! *Grunts*
(Lars, paralyzed with fear, gets up, only to run away in cowardice, and hides in the basement of the ship.)
Sadie Lars...
(The Topaz suddenly turns around, blocking an attack from Connie with her mace. At that moment, Sadie bites Topaz's finger, causing her to release her, and Sadie runs towards Connie.)
Sadie Hey, thanks! Get to the door!
Aquamarine Topaz, pull it together and finish this!
(The two Topaz look at each other and approach each other.)
Connie Steven?
(The two Topaz fuses together back into a big Topaz, in turns fusing their maces together into a pugil stick, and engages Steven and Connie in battle again.)
Steven Connie, I'm sorry!
Connie What are you- *blocks Topaz's attack* -talking about?!
Steven It's my fault you were abducted... *gets knocked back by Topaz* Why everyone was taken. If it weren't for me, the Diamonds wouldn't have come for my friends. If it weren't for my mom, they wouldn't even be trying to destroy the Earth!
Connie Steven! *defends Steven against one of Topaz's attacks* Focus!
(Just now, the entire ship begins to tremble.)
Aquamarine What now?
Steven The door.
Connie Right.
(Steven runs up to the door switch and opens, revealing Alexandrite outside, holding the ship down.)
Connie Alexandrite!
Steven Take us close to the water. We're gonna jump!
Sadie What?!
Jamie Huh?
(Alexandrite pushes the ship down towards the ocean.)
Steven Okay-
(Onion immediately runs out of the door and plunges into the ocean.)
Steven Uhh, go! Go.
Jamie Steven, I-I seem to be paralyzed with fear. Whoa!
(Steven lifts Jamie up and throws him overboard, as Sadie and Connie jumps off the ship as well. However, Aquamarine then fires her tractor beam, halting Jamie, Sadie, Connie, Onion and Alexandrite in their tracks.)
Aquamarine Nice try. But it's hopeless, "my dad". I can't go back to Homeworld without getting what the Diamonds want.
(Steven glances down at his friends in peril and begins to confess in defeat.)
Steven I'm... not my dad.
Aquamarine What?!
Steven I'm not my dad!
Aquamarine How much longer is this mission going to take?
Steven Well, I can end it for you, right now.
Aquamarine Oh, really?
Steven I'm someone the Diamonds will want more than any of these humans: the leader of the Crystal Gem rebellion; the Gem that shattered Pink Diamond. I'm not my dad. I'm my mom. *lifts his shirt* I'm Rose Quartz!
Aquamarine *gasps* No way.
(Aquamarine retracts her tractor beam, causing Alexandrite to unfuse, and everyone to drop into the ocean.)
Connie Steven?
Pearl No, don't! Steven!
Amethyst What are you doing?!
Steven I get it now. I'm the only one who can stop what she started. I can stop all of it!
Garnet You're wrong! Steven, get down here!
Steven She wouldn't have wanted this. But I do.
Amethyst I'm gonna kick your butt if you don't come down here right now!
(Steven turns and walks back into the ship, surrendering himself to Aquamarine and Topaz.)
Pearl Steven... *tears up and covers her mouth*
Connie No! Don't you dare!
Steven I love you.
Connie No! Stooop!
(The door of the ship closes, and the ship blasts off, disappearing into the evening sky.)
Connie STEEEVEEEN!
[END]


ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen It RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunitedLegs From Here to HomeworldFamiliarTogether AloneEscapismChange Your Mind
Film Steven Universe: The Movie
Future Little HomeschoolGuidanceRose BudsVolleyballBluebirdA Very Special Episode
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time
Other Crossover Nexus

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