I Am My Mom/Transcript

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• Steven: This is an emergency!
• Pearl: Why is Homeworld stealing humans from the boardwalk?
• Steven: I don't know but they're only taking my friends, they even got Connie. If we don't do something they're gonna take them to space!
• Amethyst: And our spaceship got jacked do if they leave earth.
• Garnet: They'll be gone for good.
• Amethyst: Ugh, who were these guys?
• Steven: That little gem i saw before, her name is Aquamarine!
• Pearl: What?
• Steven: She's got a big friend, a fusion named Topaz.
• Pearl: A Topaz Fusion, and an Aquamarine?
• Amethyst: Are they a big deal?
• Pearl: Uh, yes! Blue and Yellow Diamond must've sent them personally!
• Steven: The diamonds? Oh no.. they must be collecting more humans from the zoo!
• Amethyst: But there's loads of humans on earth, why are they only grabbing our friends?
• Steven: Maybe.. because my friends are the best! *gasps* It's from Connie! I know where they are!
• Garnet: Stay alert. They could be anywhere.
• Amethyst: Did Connie send you anymore pictures?
• Steven: No.. nothing.
• Pearl: We know they're here somewhere.
• Steven: Connie, Lars, Sadie, Onion? *exhales* Why them? *gasps*
• Pearl: W-was that Connie's Phone?
• Aquamarine: Oh no.. you found us.
• Onion & Sadie: *mumbling*
• Jamie: Help!
• Steven: Give it up Aquamarine! There's no where to run!
• Aquamarine: Oh! What's this now? Did you think we're running away?
• Jamie: Steven, save yourself! After you save us!
• Aquamarine: Ha! You know.. now that i think about it. This Steven seems to know everyone on our list. The list did come from the Steven after all. Maybe you can help us out!
• Garnet: Just let the humans go!
• Aquamarine: Uh, no! Who are these dullards?
• Amethyst: We're the Crystal Gems, you chump!
• Aquamarine: Yeah, yeah. Rose Quartz's old lackeys. That was in the report, too. We're not here for any of you rogue gems. We'll leave you totally alone. If you tell us where we can find my dad.
• Steven: I don't know what you're talking about!
• Aquamarine: Let's see. Yellow Diamond asked for, uh, my dad, a Connie, a Lars, a Sadie, a mailman, and an onion, I think. Six human variations specified in a report by Peridot 5XG.
• Steven: *gasps* Oh, no, there's lots of humans. There's my dad, Connie, Lars and Sadie, the mailman, onion... I think. The list! I gave them the list.
• Pearl: What are you talking about?
• Steven: Aquamarine doesn't have a dad. She's looking for someone named "my dad!" This is all my fault.
• Garnet: Don't worry about that now. Our objective's still the same -- beat the gems.
• Steven: Save our friends!
• Aquamarine: Hey, Topaz, look! They want to lose another fight.
• Garnet: *growls* *gasps*
• Jamie: No, Garnet, I've moved on, I swear!
• Garnet: Ay--
• Steven: Garnet!
• Amethyst: That's dirty!
• Pearl: My spear can reach her without hurting the hostages.
• Aquamarine: Oh, you're so smart. Goodbye!
• Pearl: Whoa!
• Amethyst: *Grunting*
• Aquamarine: This is getting annoying. Hey, Topaz, can you remind me? I mean, my memory is perfect, but our orders were to bring back these six humans. I'm just not sure. Did they specify...alive? You know, I don't think they did!
• Jamie: Huh?
• Steven: Jamie.
• Jamie: *Whimpers* Steven?
• Aquamarine: I just think, if you care about your friends or whatever, you should tell me where my dad is, all right?
• Pearl: What are we going to do?! Steven!
• Steven: Stop! I know where you can find my dad.
• Aquamarine: Ooh! Where? Where?
• Steven: Right here. I'm the one you're looking for. I am my dad!
• Crystal Gems: What? Huh?
• Aquamarine: I know what you're thinking, Topaz. It seems a little suspicious that my dad is also a Steven. But you know... if it means getting out of here, I'll believe it.
• Connie: Steven!
• Pearl: Steven, do you know what you're doing?
• Steven: Oh! Hi, Lars.
• Lars: *Angry muffled shouting*
• Steven: Don't worry, I'm gonna bust us all out with my bubble power!
• Onion: Muh-muh! Muh!
• Steven: Her body's so thick. *Grunts* This might be a little difficult.
• Aquamarine: Time to go.
• Amethyst: Uh, Steven, di-- did you actually have a plan or--
• Steven: Just need a minute...
• Aquamarine: Very nice meeting you all, and your compliance is appreciated, but... our job here is done, so... *blows raspberry*