Keep Beach City Weird

This article is about the blog. You may be looking for the episode or the book.

Keep Beach City Weird is a blog on Tumblr owned by Ronaldo Fryman. He uses it to catalog strange events in the "Beach City Underground." He mentions it in "Cat Fingers", when he takes and posts a photo which appears when he is at Fish Stew Pizza.

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The blog began on September 19, 2013, less than two months before the official premiere of Steven Universe (November 4, 2013).
The blog's name is similar to an unofficial slogan for Austin, Texas: "Keep Austin Weird" (or the similar slogan "Keep Portland Weird" for the city in Oregon).
The blog was silent during the hiatus up until StevenBomb 2, but updated with information regarding what he had been working on, the documentary in "Rising Tides, Crashing Skies".
A post for the episode "Tiger Philanthropist" was written, but it was not posted because it was deemed "too inside" because of its use of professional wresting jargon and references.^[1]

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↑ "Found an unused post from the Keep Beach City Weird blog meant to go with Tiger Philanthropist. Little too inside, but made me laugh." – Matt Burnett on Twitter

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Food & Beverages	Bagel Sandwich • Beast • Chaaaaps • Cheese Balls • Colonel Kernel's Classic Creamed Corn • Cookie Cat • Dog-Nut • Drink Up • Durian Juice • Fantastic Fries • Fry Bits • Guacola • Hynes Ketchup • Lion Lickers • Margarine • Nut-Dog • Pizza Bagel • Pop-Pop • Potato Chips • Sadie's Lunches • Spicy Pretzels • Sugar Shock Shut Down • Together Breakfast • Ube • Wafl • Whip It Up • Yummy Apple Juice
Magical Items	Crystal Heart • Data Stones • Diamond Aura Bottles • Eternity Chalice • Evil Spirit Scroll • Fire Salt • Garnet's Goggles • Gem Bubbles • Gem Pedestals • Gem Shards • Gemstones • Geode • Harmony Core • The Hourglass • Light Prism • The Mirror • Moon Goddess Statue • Shooting Star • Volatile Gems • Wailing Stone • Warp Pad
Musical Instruments	Amethyst's Drums • Connie's Violin • Garnet's Keytar • Greg's Guitar • Pearl's Violin • Steven's Ukulele • Warp Whistle
Weapons	The Axes of Ages • Breaking Point • Connie's Sword • Gem Destabilizer • Gem Rejuvenator • Gem Weapons • Laser Light Cannon • Pearl's Swords • Quartizine Trio • Rose's Sword
Holding Items	Cheeseburger Backpack • Hot Dog Duffel Bag • Rose's Scabbard • Rose's Treasure Chest • Tiger Millionaire's Suitcase
Vehicles	Earth: Andy's Plane • Dondai Supremo • Greg's Van • Handmade Spaceship • Inflatable Raft • Jenny's Car • Hot 2 Tot • Mach 2 • Mystery Girl's Motorcycle • Onion's Moped • Police Cruiser • Ronaldo's Scooter • S.S. Misery/S.S. Li'l Lappy • Soapbox Derby Car • Steven's Bike • Steven's Scooter • The Universe Mach 3 • Yellowtail's Boat Homeworld: Aquamarine's Ship • Attack Pod • Destiny Destroyer • Diamond Palanquins (Blue Diamond's Palanquin • Pink Diamond's Palanquin) • Diamond Ships (Blue Diamond's Ship • Pink Diamond's Ship • White Diamond's Ship • Yellow Diamond's Ship) • Emerald's Personal Shuttle • Escape Pod • Gem Warship • Hessonite's Warship • Homeworld Dropship (Ancient Gem Colony Ship) • Roaming Eye Crystal Gems: Gem Drill • Gem Sloop Off Colors: Sun Incinerator • Star Skipper
Rides	The Appalachian • Hyper Space • Jelly Jiggler • The Teacups • Tsunami
Games	Citchen Calamity • Golf Quest Mini Arcade Games: Chrono Panic 4 • Meat Beat Mania • Punch Buddy • Race Rush • Road Killer • Skee Ball • Teens of Rage • Virtua Teens of Rage • Whacker Man • Whacker Man Jr.
TV Shows	Camp Pining Hearts • Canine Court • Crying Breakfast Friends! • I Can't Believe My Stepdad's My Sword • Koala Princess • Li'l Butler • Under the Knife
Books	Brigand • Buddy Buddwick's Journal • Carrion Amongst The Clover • FOINE • How to Talk to People • Lonesome Lasso • NOICE • The No Home Boys • Passions of Xanxor • Pretty Hairstylist • The Spirit Morph Saga (The Unfamiliar Familiar)
Movies	Dogcopter 3 • Evil Bear 2: Bearly Alive • Lonely Blade (Lonely Blade IV • Lonely Blade V)
Toys	Alien Finger Puppet • Bass Fish Toy • Water Gun Plush Toys: Master of Ceremonies Bear Bear • M.C. Bear Bear • Mr. Queasy • Peridot's Alien • Playful Kitty • Sir Bearington Action Figures: B.O.Y.S. • G.A.L.S. (Explorer Gal) • G.U.Y.S. (Dave Guy • Ranger Guy) Props: Cluster Puppet • Giant Cellphone Prop • Jungle Bucks • Wall Street Jungle Newspaper Prop
Machines	Crystal Gem Machines: Pearlbot Homeworld Machines: Gem Satellite • Red Eye • Injectors (Attack Injectors • Spinel's Injector) • Shattering Robonoids • Shell Peridot's Machines: Crystal Gems: Attack Drones • Peribot • Visor Robonoids Homeworld: Robonoids (Flask Robonoids • Hand Robonoid • Plug Robonoids) Other Machines: Harmony Core Sentries • Robot Shooty Thing
Misc. Items	Aquamarine's Wand • The Armor of the Fallen • Beach City Stage • Blue Diamond's Personal Effects • Connie's Glow Bracelet • Chalkboard • Currency • Diamond Communicator • Duct Tape • Giant Penny • Greg and Rose's Picture • Greg's Music Collection • G.U.Y.S. Dispenser • Harpoon Gun • The Heretic's Anguish • Kerry Moonbeam • Limb Enhancers • Lubitz Cardioid Condenser 680 • Metal Mutt • Mr. Universe Shirt • Old Gem Painting • Onion's Birthday Tape • Pearl's Tree • Peridot's Voice Recorder • The Philosophy Majors - Nietzsche's Breakdown • Pink Diamond's Personal Effects • Pink Pearl's Ribbon Wand • Replicator Wand • Ronaldo's Phone • Rose Quartz's Video Tape • Rose's Battle Flag • Rose's Painting • Sea Pals • Soul Blaster • Space Train to the Cosmos • Steven's Birthday Suit • Steven's Mug • Steven's Phone • Steven's TV • Steven's Video Game Systems • T-Shirt Cannon • Tag Team Belt • Telescope • Temple Gate • TubeTube • VIP(IZZA) • Weirdstar.Stream • Yellow Diamond Signal Flare

[1] "Found an unused post from the Keep Beach City Weird blog meant to go with Tiger Philanthropist. Little too inside, but made me laugh." – Matt Burnett on Twitter

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