Kevin/Quotes

Season 1

“	Yeesh.	”
—"Alone Together"

“	Hey, baby.	”
—"Alone Together"

“	Get ready, it's Kevin Time.	”
—"Alone Together"

“	Hey, baby, why'd you leave me on the dance floor?	”
—"Alone Together"

“	What are you talking about? We're the best thing that's ever happened to this place.	”
—"Alone Together"

“	Because we're angels walking among garbage people.	”
—"Alone Together"

“	It's two kids! I'm out.	”
—"Alone Together"

Season 3

“	Careful with the tires, grandpa. I got a big race today, and my car has to look as beautiful as me.	”
—"Beach City Drift"

“	I know, baby. I'm the worst.	”
—"Beach City Drift"

“	You've had a taste of Kevin, and now you're obsessed.	”
—"Beach City Drift"

“	You know, this mountain pass has some really beautiful views. Shame you'll only be seeing my tail lights the whole time.	”
—"Beach City Drift"

“	Dude! I don't even have a brother! I'm like this because I think it's funny!	”
—"Beach City Drift"

“	What, what? That's right! First place, baby! It's like I invented winning.	”
—"Beach City Drift"

“	You trying to kiss my hand with your hand or something?	”
—"Beach City Drift"

“	Look at you. You're so obsessed with me, you're gonna drive away. Fine! Go play with some kiddy toy cars! I could beat you at that, too! Don't forget, you're obsessed with me! Obsessed! Obseeeeeessed!	”
—"Beach City Drift"

Season 5

“	This is forgettable. But not for long. Every time Stevonnie shows up on the scene, everybody's talking about it. And when Stevonnie shows up at my party, everyone's gonna be talking about this night until they're old grandparents, and their last words to their grandchildren will be, "Kevin throws the best parties."	”
—"Kevin Party"

“	Be casual. You're showing her how you have it together. You're not dying to talk to her because you're not dying at all. You're living. Make her want that life with you.	”
—"Kevin Party"

“	Hey, everybody, are you having fun? Partygoers: Yeah! Liars! You're all so fake. You make me sick. But get ready. I'm gonna introduce you to somebody so real you'll all feel as sick as me! This party starts now!	”
—"Kevin Party"