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Dialogue
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| [Open Int. Beach House]
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| (Steven is setting up the table in the living room, in preparation for a seemingly fancy dinner.)
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| Steven
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*sets a fork down next to another fork* Two forks, it's fancy. *pours orange juice into a wine glass and sips it* Mm-hmm. *turns on a fake candle* Some mood lighting. *slams a vase with two roses on the table* Some classy decor. There! Mwah!
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| (Steven does a chef kiss and admires his table setup.)
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| Steven
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This is so nice! *hears knocking at the door and gasps in excitement* Pizza time!
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| (Steven runs to the door and opens it, finding Kiki standing outside, sweating and holding several pizzas.)
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| Steven
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Kiki!
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| Kiki
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*laughs* Hey, Steven! Cheddar cheese crust with double pepperoni?
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| Steven
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Oh, thanks! (Kiki hands him his pizza.) But doesn't Jenny usually do deliveries?
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| Kiki
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I had to take double duty today because Jenny busted the pizza car.
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| Steven
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What?!
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| Kiki
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*sighs* Yeah. Who knew blasting one of Sour Cream's mix tapes could blow out the tires?
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| Steven
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Well, his drops are pretty dirty.
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| Kiki
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Guess so. Anyways, it means I've gotta deliver all these orders by foot while Jenny takes the car to the shop. *notices Steven's table setup* Oh? Looks fancy! You having anybody cute over, Steven?
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| Steven
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You mean, besides... me? *glances amorously at Kiki and chuckles nervously* I'm taking some "me" time. You want in?
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| Kiki
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Thanks, Steven, but I still have to run around town and deliver all these pizzas. *turns slightly distressed* There's a lot of other people having "me" time tonight. *smiles again* But it's alright. I love running. Anyways, Gotta get back to it! Later, Steven! *picks up more pizza and runs off*
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| Steven
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*walks on the pouch and waves goodbye to Kiki* See ya!
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| (Kiki pants as she runs off into town.)
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| Steven
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Poor Kiki. *returns back into his house shortly* Pizza time! Whoo!
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| [Time-Skip - Night-time]
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| (Steven is fast asleep on the couch after indulging himself with his pizza, and making a mess of the table.)
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| [Trans. Int. Steven's Dreamscape]
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| (Steven begins dreaming that he is flying through the sky with rocket flip-flops.)
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| Steven
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Yeah, whoo! Oh! Oh! Oh! *giggles* Whoo-hoo!
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| (Steven draws his own initials "SU" in the sky in smokes from his rockets, and puts on a pair of sunglasses.)
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| Steven
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Those initials are looking pretty slick, Steven. Whoa!
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| (Steven takes off his sunglasses and finds himself flying over a land of pizza.)
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| Steven
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Cool! A pizza dream! Hey, look!
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| (Steven flies down and sees a reflection of him on the shiny cheese surface.)
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| Steven
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It's cheese me! *dunks his hand into the cheese and laughs* Oh, gross!
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| (A hand suddenly emerges from the cheese and grabs onto Steven's arm.)
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| Kiki
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*screams* Ew, ew!
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| (Steven tries to fly away, unintentionally pulling the hand out of the cheese, revealing to be Kiki, coughing and gasping for air.)
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| Steven
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Kiki?! *holds onto Kiki's hands properly* Are you all right?
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| (An arm made of cheese suddenly grabs onto Kiki's leg.)
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| Kiki
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My leg! *grunts and screams*
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| (Another cheese arm then emerges from the cheese. Steven screams and tugs harder with his rocket flip-flops. successfully pulling Kiki away from the cheese arm's grip.)
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| Steven
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What was that thing?!
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| Kiki
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Keep going! It won't give up!
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| Steven
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Wha?!
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| (The cheese arms extend and try to grab Steven and Kiki, as they try to fly away. Steven then lands Kiki safely on a pepperoni.)
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| Steven
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I'll take care of this! *jets off*
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| Kiki
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Steven, be careful!
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| Steven
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Don't worry about me! Anything is possible when you have... rockets for bones!
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| (Steven shoots two rockets from his elbows and destroys the cheese arms.)
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| Kiki
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Steven, that was so brave!
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| Steven
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Well, it's cheddar than nothing
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| (Dogcopter emerges from the ground and picks up Steven.)
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| Steven
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Oh, hey, Dogcopter.
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| Dogcopter
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Meow.
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| Steven
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See ya, dream Kiki!
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| Kiki
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Oh, okay. See you, dream Steven!
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| Steven
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*snickers delightfully* Dream Steven!
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| (Steven rides atop Dopcopter and they both speed off into the sky.)
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| [Trans. Ext. Fish Stew Pizza, The Next Day]
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| (Steven, now awake, strolls along the streets towards the back alley of Fish Stew Pizza.)
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| Steven
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Man, I can't wait to tell Kiki about my weird- (Steven arrives and finds Jenny begging to Kiki outside the pizzeria.)
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| Jenny
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Please, Kiki, just one more time? I seriously can't miss this show. It's Uber Rage's first concert back in the States since they got banned!
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| Kiki
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Jenny, I'm not sure. I've covered for you for almost two weeks now!
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| Jenny
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Kiki, seriously, this concert is gonna change my life! And the ticket was, like, $40!
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| Kiki
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Is that a lot for a concert?
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| Jenny
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It's... more than average?
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| Kiki
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Okay, I'll cover you.
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| Jenny
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Yes! *hugs Kiki* That's why you're my favorite twin!
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| Kiki
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I'm your only twin.
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| Jenny
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Mwah! I'll get you a shirt or something. *gets in her car and starts it up* Hey, Steven! Oh, and don't tell Dad! *drives off*
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| Steven
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That was really nice of you!
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| Kiki
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Yep, that's me: the nice one.
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| Steven
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I came here to tell you I had the craziest dream about you last night, Kiki! I was flying around, and I pulled you out of an ocean of cheese! (Kiki listens with shock.) And then these hands formed and came after you-
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| Kiki
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And then you saved me and flew off on a rocket dog!?
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| Steven
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"Dream Kiki" was you!?
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| Kiki
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"Dream Steven" was you!?
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| Steven
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I'm-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to go into your mind, I-
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| Kiki
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No, this is great!
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| Steven
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You're not mad?
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| Kiki
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Steven, I always have that dream, and I always drown! I haven't gotten a good night's sleep in weeks! You're my total hero, Steven, can you do it again?
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| Steven
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Oh! Of course! I'd really love to help!
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| Kiki
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Thank goodness! Because... I seriously have that dream, like, every single night. *hears the phone ringing inside the pizzeria* Oh, I got to go! Seriously, Steven, thank you so much! See you later!
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| Steven
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In your dreams!
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| Kiki
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Ha ha! Nice!
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| [Trans. Steven's Room, Night-time]
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| (Steven goes to bed wearing a bandanna, with a determined look on his face.)
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| Steven
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I'm a dream warrior!
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| (Steven falls asleep and enters Kiki's nightmare once again.)
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| Steven
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Hey, Kiki! It's time to cut the cheese! Hyah!
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| (Steven summons a giant pizza cutter and hurls it at the cheese monster, slicing it in half.)
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| Kiki
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Wow!
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| (The next day, a refreshed Kiki greets Steven outside Fish Stew Pizza, giving him a high-five, and at night, Steven prepares to be Kiki's dream warrior again.)
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| Steven
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*in bed* Dream warrior! Dream warrior! *in dreamscape* Prepare yourself...for my grate-est technique yet! Hyah!
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| (Steven summons a giant cheese grater and attacks the cheese monster.)
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| Kiki
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Whoa! *claps*
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| (Next day, Kiki hangs out with Steven inside the pizzeria, when Jenny begs Kiki to cover for her again. At night, an increasingly tired Steven goes to sleep.)
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| Steven
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Dream warrior. Dream warrior... Dream warrior...
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| (In the nightmare, Kiki is once again attacked by the cheese monster, and the exhausted Steven drifts in to her rescue.
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| Steven
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Here I come. *yawns* Hey, Kiki.
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| (Steven starts biting on the cheese monster's hand, much to Kiki's confusion.)
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| [Trans. Steven's Room, Day-time]
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| (Steven, with visible eye bags, snores and grunts as he slowly wakes up lying on the edge of his bed.)
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| Steven
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Huh?
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| Kiki
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Steven?
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| Steven
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Kiki? *notices Kiki standing next to his bed*
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| Kiki
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*giggles* You're upside down! Did you sleep okay?
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| Steven
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*yawns and sits up* Yeah, like a baby. What's happening?
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| Kiki
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Here. *holds out a box of pizza to Steven*
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| Steven
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Pizza? For breakfast?
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| Kiki
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... It's 3 o'clock.
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| Steven
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Oh. More of a late-afternoon lunch. *takes a pizza slice and bites into it* Delicious.
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| (Steven dozes back to sleep again and falls off the bed.)
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| Kiki
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AH! *kneels down to Steven* Steven?
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| Steven
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*quickly gets up* Kiki, you got to quit your job!
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| Kiki
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What?
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| Steven
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I think you have a serious problem with pizza.
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| Kiki
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I don't have a problem with pizza.
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| Steven
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I don't know, Kiki. I think you do! (Kiki stares at Steven, startled.) I'm sorry. I- I didn't mean to yell.
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| Kiki
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No, it's okay. I get it. I've been asking too much of you. I just wish these dreams would stop.
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| Steven
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Maybe we've been going about this all wrong.
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| Kiki
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What do you mean?
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| Steven
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Hmm. We've just been looking at the toppings of the problem. We've got to track this back to the sauce! But after this, I can't help you anymore, okay? I'm just too tired.
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| Kiki
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I understand. *smiles*
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| Steven
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*smiles back* All right. Tonight, we end these nightmares once and for all!
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| [Time-Skip - Night-time]
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| (Steven snores in his sleep, as he enters Kiki's nightmare for a final time. He lands next Kiki in the dreamscape and they exchange determined looks.)
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| Kiki
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You ready, Steven? *pulls out a pizza cutter*
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| Steven
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Time to cut the cheese. Shing! *pulls out a pizza cutter too* Sorry for using the same pun twice.
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| Kiki
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That's not a pun, but I forgive you!
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| (Steven and Kiki gasp as the cheese monster approaches them. They both begin fighting in confidence, slicing the cheese with their pizza cutters, until they realize its speedy regeneration.)
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| Steven
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Huh?
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| Kiki
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We can't keep fighting off the cheese. It just won't stop!
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| Steven
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You're right! We got to find out where all this cheese is coming from!
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| Kiki and Steven
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Oh!
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| (The cheese arms engulf Steven and Kiki and begin to drown them underneath, but Steven manages to burst out with his rocket flip-flops just in time. With Kiki on his back, Steven flies through the sky.)
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| Steven
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Look!
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| Kiki
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Huh?
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| (Steven and Kiki encounter a giant head of Kiki, made entirely out of melted cheese.)
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| Steven
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Whoa!
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| Kiki
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It's me? Now, that is nasty.
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| (Steven and Kiki enter the head through a hole and travel through a tunnel on a river of cheese. Several pizza-themed lifeforms begin to attack Steven and Kiki from the cheese river.)
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| Steven
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Aah! Anchovies! And Pepperanhas!
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| (Steven flies higher, avoiding the lifeforms.)
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| Steven
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Ahh. That was close! *hears someone groaning in the distance* Who's that?!
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| Kiki
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They sound like they're in pain! We got to find them!
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| (Steven and Kiki enter a room with a large pond of cheese and lands in front of it. They stare at it when a pizza version of Jenny emerges from the cheese pond.)
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| Kiki & Steven
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Jenny?
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| Pizza Jenny
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*groans* Kiki!
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| Kiki
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I'm here, Jenny! Oh!
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| (Kiki reaches out to grab Pizza Jenny's hand, and cheese begin engulfing her arms.)
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| Steven
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Oh, no! I'll help you, Kiki!
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| Kiki
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Wait, I think she's trying to tell me something!
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| Pizza Jenny
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Kiki...
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| Kiki
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What is it, Jenny?
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| Pizza Jenny
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Thanks for delivering all those pizzas for me.
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| Kiki
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Oh, it's okay. I totally don't mind. That's what twins are for. Whoa!
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| (A strand of cheese emerges from the cheese pond and wraps around Kiki. Kiki grunts and struggles as it attempts to drag her into the cheese pond.)
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| Steven
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Kiki, you're lying!
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| Kiki
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What?
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| Steven
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You totally do mind!
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| Kiki
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Aaagh, it doesn't matter!
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| Steven
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Yes, it does!
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| Steven
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Your feelings matter. Just tell her "no".
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| Kiki
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Ugh, I- I can't!
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| Steven
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Why not?
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| Kiki
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I... I don't want to let her down! I'm her favorite twin!
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| Steven
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When I said I couldn't help you anymore after this, you understood!
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| Kiki
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But this is different. She's my sister!
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| (More cheese begin engulfing Kiki's body.)
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| Steven
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That's right! And she cares about you, too! Do you think she'd want to put you through this?
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| Kiki
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No.
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| Steven
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Does she even know this is happening to you?
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| Kiki
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No!
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| Steven
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You got to tell her!
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| Pizza Jenny
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Hey, Kiki, I want to ask you something. There's gonna be a really cool cheese rave in the pizza cave tonight. I have to be there. Will you cover for me again?
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| Kiki
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...No!
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| (The cheese start retracting from Kiki's body back into the pond and Pizza Jenny lets go of her hands.)
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| Pizza Jenny
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*groans* Okay, fine.
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| (Pizza Jenny begins melting into the pond, as the land of pizza all around Steven and Kiki melts away too. The dreamscape slowly changes into a beach shore at night, with pizza pillars in the distance.)
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| Steven
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You did it!
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| Kiki
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Yeah! All the cheese is gone! *looks down and sees a Pepperanha* Well, most of it.
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| (Steven and Kiki sit down on the shore and take in the beautiful view.)
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| Kiki
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Man, dreams are weird.
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| Steven
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Yeah. *yawns* They sure are.
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| (Kiki stares at Steven as Pepperanhas chomp on him.)
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| [Trans. Ext. Fish Stew Pizza, The Next Day]
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| (Steven walks up to the pizzeria and finds Jenny sweeping the floor and opening the restaurant for the day.)
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| Steven
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Hi, Jenny.
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| Jenny
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Oh, hey, Steven.
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| Steven
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Is Kiki around? I wanted to see if she's doing okay. *yawns* I just spent all night helping her fight her inner cheese demons.
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| Jenny
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*stares at Steven in confusion* I don't know what that means, but Kiki is fine. She's taking the day off. This morning, we had a twin talk. She said I was using up all her "me" time, and I was like, if you're just gonna spend your "me" time running anyway, you might as well carry some pizzas for me. But I can't say no to my favorite twin.
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| Steven
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So where is she?
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| (Steven and Jenny turn and see Kiki on the beach, jogging and enjoying herself. Steven sighs deeply in relief.)
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| Jenny
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She deserves a break after working so hard for me. Right, Steven?
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| (Jenny turns to Steven and notices that he has dozed off, snoring while standing upright.)
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| Jenny
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Steven?
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| (Jenny pokes Steven with her broom to try to get a response, to no success. The star iris then closes onto Steven's face, ending the episode.)
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| [END]
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