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Scene opens on a shot of the temple during the day. Shot cuts to Connie and Lion on the Beach House's porch. Lion is relaxing, and Connie is standing beside him. Connie has her hair tied up in a ponytail, and has a backpack, Rose's Sword, and her father's jacket.
Connie [Calling to Steven offscreen] Steven, come on!
Steven emerges from the door, carrying a white package with a pink bow.
Steven [Looking down at the package] Sorry. I just had to make sure I had everything.
Steven grabs one of his teddy bears from offscreen and places it on top of the package.
Steven [Walks out of the house to stand next to Connie] I bet Lars will really appreciate this package his parents put together for him. And MC Bear Bear! To hug if he gets scared.
Steven puts the package in Connie's backpack.
Connie I'm so excited we're finally going to have a space adventure together. [Closes backpack] Steven and Connie in space!
Steven I'm not so sure this is gonna be an adventure. [Puts his hands up in a shrugging motion] Last time I saw Lars, he was huddled up in a dark cave with some other Homeworld fugitives.
Connie [Looks downwards] Oh. Yeah. [Looks back up at Steven and puts backpack on] Well, I'm ready for anything.
Steven Lion. [Lion opens one eye] You ready?
Lion stands up and then rolls over, exposing his belly and making a purr-like noise. Steven and Connie put their hands on their faces, looking at Lion, and their eyes get bigger in admiration of his cuteness.
Connie Eee!
Steven Oh, my gah.
Steven and Connie look at each other seriously.
Steven We have to stay on task.
Connie Mm.
Lion rolls upright, and Steven takes Connie's hand as they enter his mane.
Scene changes to the inside of Lion's mane, where Steven and Connie poke their heads up from the grass, holding their breaths. The shot pans outward to show "Lars' Tree".
Steven and Connie nod at each other.
Inside a spaceship.
Lars is sitting on a chair wearing a uniform. Steven and Connie, still holding hands, fall out of his hair and land on the floor.
Steven Aah!
Connie Waah!
Lars [Surprised] Steven?
Steven [Confused] Lars?
Steven and Connie look to their side as they hear someone speaking from offscreen.
Shot cuts to a view of a large screen in the main room of the spaceship, where a live video feed of a Gem is shown. She has a green, square, faceted gem where her right eye would be, large, spiky hair, and what appears to be a gold diadem located on her forehead.
Gem onscreen [Angrily yelling at Lars] It's over! I've got you now, you miserable Off Colors!
Lars stands up quickly from his chair, his cape flowing around him, pointing forwards.
Lars You'll never take us alive, Emerald!
The shot temporarily freezes, and text appears onscreen: "LARS OF THE STARS: REANIMATED OFF-COLOR SPACE PIRATE".
Shot cuts to a downwards view of the interior of the spaceship, with Lars still posing. Lars' chair is shown in the middle of the room, with Steven and Connie crouched next to it. The main room is green with triangular patterns and the current Diamond Authority symbol on the ceiling. There are two staircases on either side. Near the front of the room are three consoles, each with a chair and at least one monitor. On the left console sits Padparadscha, in the middle sits the Rutile Twins, and on the right sits Rhodonite.
Steven W-What is going on?
Padparadscha [Looks up and raises her hands] Captain, I'm having a vision. We're about to be discovered... [Puts her hand on her face and looks to her left] by Emerald!
The shot freezes, and text appears onscreen: "PADPARADSCHA: TECHNICAL ADVISOR WITH THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST".
Steven and Connie [Putting their hands on their faces and gaining stars and diamonds in their eyes, respectively] W-Wait. Captain?!
Shot zooms to the exterior of the spaceship flying through space, showing that it is a yellow ship with a flat back, a single wing on either side, and a long bowsprit coming off the ship in the front. The shot freezes, and text appears onscreen: "THE SUN INCINERATOR: STOLEN FROM THE HEART OF HOMEWORLD". The shot cuts to Lars sitting back down in his chair.
Lars [Looking towards where Padparadscha is sitting] Thanks Padparadscha. [Looks over to his left towards one of the staircases] Fluorite, how are the engines looking?
Shot cuts to Fluorite sitting on the staircase.
Fluorite Le-e-t me-e-e che-e-e-ck.
The shot freezes, and text appears onscreen: "FLUORITE: CHIEF ENGINEER, LEISURELY FUSION OF SIX". Shot unfreezes and Fluorite descends into the engine room.
Lars [Pointing at the Rutile Twins] Twins, fire up the nova thrusters.
Rutile Twins Yes, captain. Right away, captain. [Activate the nova thrusters]
The shot freezes, and text appears onscreen: "THE RUTILE TWINS: TWO PILOTS. ONE GEM. ZERO FEAR".
Emerald No! No! Those are my nova thrusters! That is my ship!
Lars [Softly] Rhodonite, everything clear up ahead?
Rhodonite [Looks back towards Lars] For now.
The shot freezes, and text appears onscreen: "RHODONITE: HEAD OF STRATEGIC OPERATIONS, BODY OF A STAR CROSSED FUSION".
Emerald It was a minor inconvenience when you stole my personal shuttle and crashed it on Upsilon 9. It was an insult [Shot cuts to Lars looking smug] when you impersonated imperial officers [Cuts to Rutile and Rhodonite laughing, and then back to Emerald] during a cosmic jubilee. But to steal my Sun Incinerator is unacceptable!
Lars [Smugly] If this ship means so much to you, maybe you shouldn't have left it unguarded in the docking bay of Klavius 7.
Emerald [Furiously] There were 67 elite Citrines guarding it!
Lars [Condescendingly] Oh. I didn't see them. No, wait. I did. [Crosses his arms smugly] They didn't see us.
Emerald Oh, I'll get you! I'll get you myself! I'll do it right now. [Chuckling] I'll blow you up to smithereens!
Lars Good luck catching us. We stole your fastest ship!
Fluorite [Emerging from the engine room] The engines are a-a-all se-e-t.
Lars Twins, hyperspeed us out of here.
Rutile Twins Right.
Emerald You will not go at hyperspeed!
Lars [Smiling and flashing finger-guns] Bingo, bongo.
Emerald Off Colors!
Message ends and the ship takes off at hyperspeed.
Lars Man, she's been on my tail since sector four. That's like three sectors ago. Get over it, right?
Steven and Lars hug.
Steven Lars! I have so many questions! Uh, where'd you get this ship? And more importantly, where'd you get that cape?
Lars [Chuckles] Stole 'em.
Fluorite [Emerges from the engine room] Ste-e-e-ven. Is tha-a-t... another... human frie-e-nd?
Connie Yeah, I'm Connie. Happy to be aboard. [Salutes] You must all be Lars' crew.
Lars [Chuckles] They're more than that. Without them, I'd still be stuck in a cave on the Gem Homeworld. They were able to figure out a way off that lame old planet.
Rhodonite But we never would have been able to steal a ship without Lars. He can slip past all the scanners undetected.
Padparadscha Her name is Connie.
Lars And now a few stolen ships and a couple of space crimes later, we're finally on a course toward Earth.
Connie Hey, you know, speaking of Earth, your parents put this together for you. [Gives Lars the package from her backpack]
Lars Oh! [Opens package] Oh, finally! Clean jeans! [Holds up the jeans] Oh, man! And my skull gauges! [Puts the gauges on] These are perfect! [Sighs] [Holding the teddy bear] They didn't have to do all this. I'll be back on Earth soon.
Rutile Twins We are excited about your Beach City. I look forward to a planet of sand and water.
Lars Yeah! And my house. And my trampoline. The Big Donut! And Sadie. How is Sadie?
Steven Oh, really, really good!
Lars [Surprised] Oh. Yeah?
Steven Now she's Sadie Killer and the Suspects. [Gives Lars his phone] Her band is awesome.
Lars [Looking at a picture of Sadie and the Cool Kids] She looks really happy... without me.
An alarm begins blaring and warning alerts pop up all over the ship.
Connie What's going on?
Steven Lars? Lars! Lars!
Lars scrolls through pictures of Sadie.
Rhodonite [Looks up from her screen toward Lars] Captain Lars, a huge battleship is approaching fast. It'll be here in just five quads. What are your orders?
Lars [Still staring at Steven's phone] I don't believe this. [Inhales] [Angrily] How is she having such a good time without me?! Does she even know I died out here?! [Zooms in on Sadie on a picture]
Steven Of course she does! She's been worried sick!
Rhodonite [Observing her screen] Already three quads away.
Connie [Walks up beside Rhodonite] What should we do?
Rhodonite We could drop out of warp and ambush them, but that might be too risky. Or maybe we find a nearby planet to hide on? I'm not sure!
Connie What do you usually do?
Rhodonite Usually? Usually we just follow Captain Lars' orders!
Rutile Twins Captain Lars has taken so many risks on our behalf. We need him!
Padparadscha Oh, no! The warning alarm! We're in danger!
Steven [To Lars who is still staring at Steven's phone] Do you hear that? Your crew needs you.
Lars You don't get it, do you, Steven? [Tearing] [Sniffles] It should be me. [Crying] I'm the one that should be hanging out with the Cool Kids! She's getting back at me for everything I've done!
Connie [Walks up beside Steven] Do you really think Sadie is living her life just to get back at you?
Lars Why else would she be having so much fun without me?!
Steven Because life goes on, no matter what happens. She was so upset when she found out you'd be stuck in space, Lars. She really misses you, but she can't stay sad forever. She started hanging out with the Cool Kids. She quit the Big Donut [Lars looks up in surprise] all because she needed to do something to feel better.
Connie And look at you! Steven said you'd be hiding in some cave on Homeworld, but you're not. You're out here fighting for freedom with all your new friends in tow! Are you doing any of this to hurt Sadie?
Lars No! I'm doing this because I have to. [Tearing] I'd never do this to hurt Sadie because --
Steven Because!
Connie Because!
Steven and Connie grasp hands.
Steven and Connie Because you're best friends!
Steven and Connie fuse.
Stevonnie And best friends wouldn't do anything to hurt each other.
The shot of Stevonnie freezes, and text appears onscreen: "STEVONNIE: AN EXPERIENCE".
Lars Whoa.
Rhodonite It's here. An imperial warship has just caught up to us.
Lars What?
Stevonnie An imperial warship?
The Sun Incinerator drops out of warp with another larger ship. The green warship turns toward the Incinerator and charges its guns.
Rhodonite The Destiny Destroyer! Their main weapons are pointed right at us!
Lars [Smiles at a picture of Sadie] Hmm, pulling out the big guns just for us, huh? [Stands up and walks forward] With a ship like that, Emerald could wipe us out in an instant, [Hands the phone to Stevonnie] if she really wanted to.
Rhodonite Of course she wants to!
Rutile Twins Incoming message from the Destiny Destroyer.
Lars Onscreen.
Emerald appears onscreen.
Emerald [Laughs] Did you really think I wasn't going to be able to track my own ship? The Sun Incinerator's specialized nova thrusters give off an energy signature I could recognize from the other side of the galaxy. Now surrender to me or be destroyed!
Lars [Laughs] I'd never surrender to you! [Turns away from the screen] Blow us into stardust like you've always dreamed of.
Emerald [Pauses briefly in surprise] Very well. Prepare yourselves for destruction!
Message ends.
Stevonnie Lars, what are you doing?!
Lars Drop the shields, Rhodonite.
Rhodonite But that would leave us open to their attack! We wouldn't stand a chance!
Lars Trust me, we'll be just fine. Now lower the shields.
Rhodonite But...
Rutile Twins The destroyer's weapons are charged at 90%. They're preparing to open fire!
Lars Lower the shields! That's an order!
Rhodonite [Gulps] L-Lowering shields.
The shields are lowered just as the Destiny Destroyer fires. The lasers graze the Sun Incinerator, causing the ship to shake and the crew to scream in panic.
Lars Twins, what's our status?
Rutile Twins Our weapons and shields have been knocked offline, but... Otherwise, we're fine.
Rhodonite We're still... alive! The lasers barely grazed us!
Padparadscha Emerald is about to attack, but she's going to miss on purpose.
Lars [Chuckles] Bingo, bongo!
Emerald appears on the ship's screen.
Emerald What do you think you're doing?!
Lars [Laughs] You really do have a heart, don't you, Emerald?
Emerald W-WHAT?!
Lars [Turns around and points triumphantly at Emerald] You're not going to hurt this ship! You love this ship! It's your best friend. You'd much rather let it get away than destroy it. [Poses and giggles]
Stevonnie Wow, Lars, I missed you.
Emerald You're right about that. I won't destroy my beautiful ship. But I will make it so you can't get away! [To crew offscreen] Aim for their nova thrusters!
The Destiny Destroyer fires on the Sun Incinerator. The smaller ship shudders and the crew shouts.
Lars Evasive maneuvers! If only our weapons and shields were online.
Rutile Twins [Operating the console] I think she has us this time.
Lars Unless we use that.
Rhodonite That?!
A video message from Fluorite pops up on Rhodonite's screen.
Fluorite No-o-o-t tha-a-a-a-t.
Stevonnie What's that?
Rhodonite The captain's experimental fighter jet that only he knows how to drive. It's too risky!
Lars We're out of options. [Returns to his chair]
Stevonnie But, Lars, your crew needs you here on the ship.
Lars You got a better idea?
Stevonnie [Salutes] Captain Lars, permission to go in your place. If it's anything like driving a car, I should be fine.
Lars Permission... granted! Take out the enemy's main cannons while we get our weapons system and shield back online.
Lars presses a button on his chair. A green blob rises from the floor, engulfs Stevonnie, and pulls them into a chute. As Stevonnie falls through the chute, screens of the crew appear around them.
Lars Fluorite, how long before we have full power to shields and weapons?
Fluorite Give me fi-i-ve minu-u-tes.
Rhodonite Can they really fly it?
Rutile Twins If anyone can fly it, I'm sure it's friends of our captain.
Stevonnie falls into the cockpit of the jet.
Stevonnie [Grunts] Whoa! It is like a car!
Lars [Pops up on the windshield display] We'll watch your back while you take out those guns. Now launch!
Padparadscha [Pops up on the display] Captain Lars is about to give the order to launch.
Stevonnie Okay. Launching. [Moves the gear stick from "P" to "D3"]
The jet shoots out from the Sun Incinerator. The shot freezes on the jet, and text appears onscreen: "THE STAR SKIPPER". The Star Skipper flies toward the Destiny Destroyer which fires on the small jet.
Lars Get in close! They can't aim at themselves.
Stevonnie Roger. Target within range. Targeting!
Stevonnie destroys one of the Destiny Destroyer's main guns.
Lars One down! [Another is destroyed] That's two! [Another is destroyed] Yes! [Last one destroyed] All right! Everything's almost fixed here. Come on back.
Several missiles are fired from the Destiny Destroyer toward the Star Skipper.
Lars Incoming missiles straight ahead!
Stevonnie moves the gear stick to "R". The jet's thrusters quickly flip around to the front and activate, sending the craft in reverse. As Stevonnie watches the missiles explode behind them, they realize the last missile will catch up to the Star Skipper.
Stevonnie It's too late, Lars. I can't... No! [Screams]
The Star Skipper is caught in the last missile's blast radius and sustains critical damage. The smoking jet begins to fall toward a moon.
Lars Steven?! Connie?! Nooooo!
Episode ends.

ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen It RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunitedLegs From Here to HomeworldFamiliarTogether AloneEscapismChange Your Mind
Film Steven Universe: The Movie
Future TBA
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time
Other Crossover Nexus
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