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− | [Open Ext. [[Beach Citywalk Fries]]] |
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− | (<i>[[Steven Universe (character)|Steven]] and [[Amethyst]] run toward the counter of Beach Citywalk Fries.</i>) |
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+ | {{TD|[Open Ext. [[Beach Citywalk Fries]]]}} |
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+ | {{TD|(<i>[[Steven Universe (character)|Steven]] and [[Amethyst]] run toward the counter of Beach Citywalk Fries.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Hey, Fryman, give me the bits! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Hey, Fryman, give me the bits!}} |
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− | + | {{TD|[[Mr. Fryman]]|*flips sign* Steven! We’re closed.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*disappointed* Aww, what?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|*hits counter* Give 'em the bits! *chants while continuously hitting the counter* The bits, the bits... (<i>Steven joins in.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Steven''': *disappointed* Aww, what? |
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+ | {{TD|Steven & Amethyst|*both chanting* The BITS! The BITS! The BITS! *banging on counter*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Mr. Fryman|Okay, okay! Take it easy on the counter, will ya? *goes to cook fry bits*}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': *hits counter* Give 'em the bits! *chants while continuously hitting the counter* The bits, the bits... (<i>Steven joins in.</i>) |
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+ | {{TD|Steven & Amethyst|Yes! *high-five each other*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Mr. Fryman|*hands Steven a bag of fry bits* I can give you actual fries if you want.}} |
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− | '''Steven & Amethyst''': *both chanting* The BITS! The BITS! The BITS! *banging on counter* |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Just the bits, please. *takes bag* Thanks. *walking away while Amethyst picks a handful of bits* Ah, sunset, my favorite time of day. When the sun goes down, and the ''second sun'' gets bigger and bigger in the sky.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|*bursts out laughing* Yeah, that big hot second su— *gasps, notices the [[Red Eye]]* Oh no, what is ''that'' doing here?}} |
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− | '''Mr. Fryman''': Okay, okay! Take it easy on the counter, will ya? *goes to cook fry bits* |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|What is it? (<i>Amethyst picks him up and runs while Steven drops his bits.</i>) Ah, my bits!}} |
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+ | {{TD|[Trans. beach near [[Crystal Temple]]]}} |
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− | '''Steven & Amethyst''': Yes! *high-five each other* |
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+ | {{TD|[[Garnet]]|This is bad.}} |
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+ | {{TD|[[Pearl]]|*peering through [[telescope]]* Look at the ''size'' of it, I had no idea these things were so ''big''!}} |
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− | '''Mr. Fryman''': *hands Steven a bag of fry bits* I can give you actual fries if you want. |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|*running towards them carrying Steven* Garnet! Pearl!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|We saw. ''Some'' of us are trying to protect humanity. *angry* Where were you?}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Just the bits, please. *takes bag* Thanks. *walking away while Amethyst picks a handful of bits* Ah, sunset, my favorite time of day. When the sun goes down, and the ''second sun'' gets bigger and bigger in the sky. |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|*puts Steven down* ... Eating fry bits. (<i>Pearl sighs.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Oh, can I see? *peers* Woah. It's a giant eyeball! Awesome!}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': *bursts out laughing* Yeah, that big hot second su— *gasps, notices the [[Red Eye]]* Oh no, what is ''that'' doing here? |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|*angrily* ''NOT'' awesome! It's a Red Eye!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|A Red Eye?! It’s going to infect us all!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': What is it? (<i>Amethyst picks him up and runs while Steven drops his bits.</i>) Ah, my bits! |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|That’s ''pink'' eye, Steven. (<i>Amethyst laughs.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|It’s going to crash into [[Beach City]] and ''crush'' us, along with a bunch of oblivious, innocent people! We ''have'' to stop it.}} |
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− | [Trans. beach near [[Crystal Temple]]] |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|What are we going to do?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|*adjusts visor* The only thing powerful enough to destroy it is a [[Laser Light Cannon (object)|Light Cannon]] that belonged to [[Rose Quartz]].}} |
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− | '''[[Garnet]]''': This is bad. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|My mom?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|*moans angrily* If Rose were here, this would be ''so'' easy.}} |
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− | '''[[Pearl]]''': *peering through [[telescope]]* Look at the ''size'' of it, I had no idea these things were so ''big''! |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|I know, but she’s not, and the cannon is missing. We’ll have to find another solution.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|If it belonged to my mom, I bet my [[Greg Universe|dad]] knows where it is. He can help us save the day! *silence* Huh? Eah?! }} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': *running towards them carrying Steven* Garnet! Pearl! |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|*sugarcoats her opinion of Greg* Greg is... ''nice'', Steven, but I doubt Rose would entrust someone like ''him'' with such a powerful weapon.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Your dad is kind of a mess, Steven. *puts hand on Steven's shoulder*}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': We saw. ''Some'' of us are trying to protect humanity. *angry* Where were you? |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|AMETHYST!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|I’m just sayin’, even if she ''did'' leave it with him, he probably broke it, or lost it, or dropped it in the ocean by now.}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': *puts Steven down* ... Eating fry bits. (<i>Pearl sighs.</i>) |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|True.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|No way, I’m sure he’s just keeping it somewhere safe. I’ll go ask him.}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Oh, can I see? *peers* Woah. It's a giant eyeball! Awesome! |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|We can handle this, Steven. *to Amethyst* Ready?}} |
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+ | {{TD|(<i>Garnet picks up Amethyst and tosses her at the Red Eye, to no effect, making Amethyst fall into the ocean.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': *angrily* ''NOT'' awesome! It's a Red Eye! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Ugh, I’m gonna go.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|*half-heartedly* ... Okay, good luck.}} |
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− | '''Steven''': A Red Eye?! It’s going to infect us all! |
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+ | {{TD|[Ext. [[It's a Wash]]]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*bangs on [[Greg's Van|van]] doors* Dad, it’s me! Dad, are you in there? Wake up! We have to save... the— WORLD! *climbs on van* Dad! *trips and sets off car alarm* *smiles*}} |
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− | '''Garnet''': That’s ''pink'' eye, Steven. (<i>Amethyst laughs.</i>) |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*bursts out with a waffle iron* Who’s there? I have a waffle iron!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*on top of the van* Dad, it’s me!}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': It’s going to crash into [[Beach City]] and ''crush'' us, along with a bunch of oblivious, innocent people! We ''have'' to stop it. |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*looks up* Steven? (<i>Steven jumps down and hugs his dad.</i>) I almost waffled your face! What are you doing up so late?}} |
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− | + | {{TD|Steven|What do you mean? The sun just went down an hour ago.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*blushes* Oh, heh. It was a... slow day at the car wash. Anyway, what’s up? Just needed to see your old man, pal around, learn some lessons about life?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*blushes* No! I need the light cannon that belonged to Mom, to blow up that eyeball! *points to the Red Eye*}} |
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− | '''Garnet''': *adjusts visor* The only thing powerful enough to destroy it is a [[Laser Light Cannon (object)|Light Cannon]] that belonged to [[Rose Quartz]]. |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Eyeball?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*points* ''That''!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': My mom? |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|(<i>Amethyst is seen flying towards the Red Eye, but falls back into the ocean.</i>) Raaaah!!!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Wait, is that a magical thing? The Gems told me not to get involved with magic stuff. It... it could be dangerous or interfere with what’s left of my hair. *rubs hair*}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': *moans angrily* If Rose were here, this would be ''so'' easy. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|But they need Mom’s cannon. You've gotta know where it is, like a cave dungeon or a cloud fortress, or in a clam at the bottom of the ocean!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Well, I don’t know about all that. But I have an idea where it might be.}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': I know, but she’s not, and the cannon is missing. We’ll have to find another solution. |
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+ | {{TD|[Ext. [[U-Stor]]]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|A magical storage unit! *rushes to U-Stor*}} |
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− | '''Steven''': If it belonged to my mom, I bet my [[Greg Universe|dad]] knows where it is. He can help us save the day! *silence* Huh? Eah?! |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Ha, not exactly. But some would say there’s magic inside. *winks as Steven who looks at him cluelessly* It’s just a shed I use to keep things that don’t fit in the van. If it’s anywhere, it’ll be in here.}} |
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+ | {{TD|(<i>He opens the door and reveals a shed filled to the brim with boxes and clutter.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': *sugarcoats her opinion of Greg* Greg is... ''nice'', Steven, but I doubt Rose would entrust someone like ''him'' with such a powerful weapon. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|If I’m going in there, I’m gonna need some gear. *ties a flashlight to his head with sock and electric cord wrapped around waist* Here I go.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Good luck!}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Your dad is kind of a mess, Steven. *puts hand on Steven's shoulder* |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*crawls into shed* Woah, cool! It’s like a dad museum. *goes deeper* There it is! *pulls down golf clubs* Do you golf?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Eh, I’d like to think of myself as someone who would golf... eventually.}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': AMETHYST! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*notices cannon shaped object* Hmm, yes! ... A drum. *rummaging* No, no... *gasp* Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Is this— *shoots [[T-Shirt Cannon]]* “Buy T-shirt Cannons”? *notices box full of CDs* Hey, there’s a bunch of copies of your old CD! *gets one and stores it in his pocket*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Huh. Oh, man, I couldn’t ''give'' those things away. You know, before I ran the car wash, when I was a one-man band, I traveled the whole country.}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': I’m just sayin’, even if she ''did'' leave it with him, he probably broke it, or lost it, or dropped it in the ocean by now. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*chuckle* I know, Dad.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|When I came to play a concert here in Beach City, no one showed up except—}} |
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− | '''Garnet''': True. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|An ALLIGATOR!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|No, it was your mother.}} |
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− | '''Steven''': No way, I’m sure he’s just keeping it somewhere safe. I’ll go ask him. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*goes deeper* Hahaha, I know.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|And we were always together after that. Until she gave up her physical form to bring you into the world. I don’t know what a magic lady like her ever saw in a plain old ''dope'' like me.}} |
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− | '''Garnet''': We can handle this, Steven. *to Amethyst* Ready? |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*breaks photo frame of Greg and Rose, gasps* Uh, Dad, I broke a photo.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|It’s okay buddy. If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs. *cannon begins to glow*}} |
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− | (<i>Garnet picks up Amethyst and tosses her at the Red Eye, to no effect, making Amethyst fall into the ocean.</i>) |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*notices glow* Huh? *gasps* The light cannon!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*looking at Red Eye* Oh boy, that thing’s giving me the willies. *rubs stomach*}} |
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− | '''Steven''': Ugh, I’m gonna go. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Dad, I found it!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Really?}} |
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− | '''Pearl''': *half-heartedly* ... Okay, good luck. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*tying cord around cannon* Get the van! (<i>Greg pulls it out.</i>) This thing could save the city, we've gotta get it to the beach!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|How? It’s too big for the van. *wagon rolls by* Easy does it. *puts cannon on wagon*}} |
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− | [Ext. [[It's a Wash]]] |
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+ | {{TD|[Int. Greg's Van]}} |
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+ | {{TD|(<i>Steven and Greg are driving to the beach.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Steven''': *bangs on [[Greg's Van|van]] doors* Dad, it’s me! Dad, are you in there? Wake up! We have to save... the— WORLD! *climbs on van* Dad! *trips and sets off car alarm* *smiles* |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Is it gonna be okay?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*shrugs* If every pork chop were perfect—}} |
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− | '''Greg''': *bursts out with a waffle iron* Who’s there? I have a waffle iron! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*chimes in* We wouldn’t have hot dogs!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*watches enlarged Red Eye* That thing’s getting huge, it's freaking me out.}} |
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− | '''Steven''': *on top of the van* Dad, it’s me! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Can’t the van go any faster?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|This ''is'' faster.}} |
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− | '''Greg''': *looks up* Steven? (<i>Steven jumps down and hugs his dad.</i>) I almost waffled your face! What are you doing up so late? |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Don’t worry. Come on, let’s put on your CD.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*embarrassed* What? Really? Come on, you’ve heard it.}} |
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− | '''Steven''': What do you mean? The sun just went down an hour ago. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*chuckling* ''You'' come on. *inserts disc*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*singing along with "[[Let Me Drive My Van (into Your Heart)]]"* Let me drive my van into your heart! *song continues to play in the background*}} |
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− | '''Greg''': *blushes* Oh, heh. It was a... slow day at the car wash. Anyway, what’s up? Just needed to see your old man, pal around, learn some lessons about life? |
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+ | {{TD|[Beach]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|*washes up back on shore* Throw me again, I ''think'' I’m cracking it. *notices Steven* Is that... ?}} |
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− | '''Steven''': *blushes* No! I need the light cannon that belonged to Mom, to blow up that eyeball! *points to the Red Eye* |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Hey, guys!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|*gasps* He ''really'' had it!}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Eyeball? |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|*jumping in front of Garnet and Pearl* We’re SAVED!!!}} |
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+ | {{TD|(<i>Red Eye’s gravity begins to pull everything towards it, causing rumbling and destruction.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Steven''': *points* ''That''! |
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+ | {{TD|[Trans. Ext. Beach Citywalk Fries]}} |
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+ | {{TD|(<i>Fryman is observing the destruction affecting his restaurant.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Amethyst''': (<i>Amethyst is seen flying towards the Red Eye, but falls back into the ocean.</i>) Raaaah!!! |
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+ | {{TD|Fryman|Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy! (<i>A sign rips off of the building.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|[Trans. Beach]}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Wait, is that a magical thing? The Gems told me not to get involved with magic stuff. It... it could be dangerous or interfere with what’s left of my hair. *rubs hair* |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|We have to use it now.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|I don’t know how it works, it was Rose’s!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': But they need Mom’s cannon. You've gotta know where it is, like a cave dungeon or a cloud fortress, or in a clam at the bottom of the ocean! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Dad, how do we use it? (<i>Greg shrugs.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Steven, this is serious. *realizes* The gem. ''You'' have Rose’s gem.}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Well, I don’t know about all that. But I have an idea where it might be. |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|That’s it! *lifts Steven and rubs him against the cannon* Ah, come on!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|Stop that.}} |
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− | [Ext. [[U-Stor]]] |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|It’s no use.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Fine, forget it. Throw ''me'' again.}} |
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− | '''Steven''': A magical storage unit! *rushes to U-Stor* |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|That’s not going to work.}} |
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+ | {{TD|(<i>The gravitational pull intensifies and pulls the van and cannon.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Ha, not exactly. But some would say there’s magic inside. *winks as Steven who looks at him cluelessly* It’s just a shed I use to keep things that don’t fit in the van. If it’s anywhere, it’ll be in here. |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*unhooks cord from cannon* I got this. *gets pulled* Ugh, wait, nope, maybe I don’t! *tries to stop van*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*to cannon* Please work, unlock, activate, go, please! Everyone’s counting on you, you can’t just be useless! I know you can help.}} |
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− | (<i>He opens the door and reveals a shed filled to the brim with boxes and clutter.</i>) |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|It’s okay, Steven. We’ll figure out something else, something even better.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|R-r-r-right, if every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs. *cannon begins to activate*}} |
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− | '''Steven''': If I’m going in there, I’m gonna need some gear. *ties a flashlight to his head with sock and electric cord wrapped around waist* Here I go. |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|It’s working!}} |
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+ | {{TD|(<i>The cannon unlocks and falls. There is a collective gasp. Steven attempts to lift it and the Gems soon help.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Good luck! |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|Steven!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|This is it!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': *crawls into shed* Woah, cool! It’s like a dad museum. *goes deeper* There it is! *pulls down golf clubs* Do you golf? |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|BRACE YOURSELVES!!!}} |
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+ | {{TD|(<i>The cannon shoots a rose shaped blast that destroys the Red Eye, causing it to explode and shrapnel to fall, destroying parts of the city boardwalk.</i>)}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Eh, I’d like to think of myself as someone who would golf... eventually. |
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+ | {{TD|Amethyst|Steven, you just saved ''most'' of Beach City!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|*to Fryman* Sorry about that!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': *notices cannon shaped object* Hmm, yes! ... A drum. *rummaging* No, no... *gasp* Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Is this— *shoots [[T-Shirt Cannon]]* “Buy T-shirt Cannons”? *notices box full of CDs* Hey, there’s a bunch of copies of your old CD! *gets one and stores it in his pocket* |
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+ | {{TD|Fryman|What?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|How did you get it to work?}} |
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− | '''Greg''': Huh. Oh, man, I couldn’t ''give'' those things away. You know, before I ran the car wash, when I was a one-man band, I traveled the whole country. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|I just said that thing that Dad always says.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Pearl|That thing about pork rinds?}} |
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− | '''Steven''': *chuckle* I know, Dad. |
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+ | {{TD|Garnet|Hot dogs.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|*tears up* Rose...}} |
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− | '''Greg''': When I came to play a concert here in Beach City, no one showed up except— |
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+ | {{TD|(<i>The tide suddenly comes in and washes the van towards the beach but is still surrounded by water. There is collective laughter.</i>)}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|My van!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': An ALLIGATOR! |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|It’s okay, Dad, if every pork chop were perfect—}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|I LIVE in there! *rushes towards van*}} |
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− | '''Greg''': No, it was your mother. |
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+ | {{TD|Steven|Wait up! *goes towards van*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Greg|Oh geez, wait, wait, wait!}} |
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− | '''Steven''': *goes deeper* Hahaha, I know. |
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+ | {{TD|[END]}} |
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− | '''Greg''': And we were always together after that. Until she gave up her physical form to bring you into the world. I don’t know what a magic lady like her ever saw in a plain old ''dope'' like me. |
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− | '''Steven''': *breaks photo frame of Greg and Rose, gasps* Uh, Dad, I broke a photo. |
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− | '''Greg''': It’s okay buddy. If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs. *cannon begins to glow* |
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− | '''Steven''': *notices glow* Huh? *gasps* The light cannon! |
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− | '''Greg''': *looking at Red Eye* Oh boy, that thing’s giving me the willies. *rubs stomach* |
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− | '''Steven''': Dad, I found it! |
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− | '''Greg''': Really? |
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− | '''Steven''': *tying cord around cannon* Get the van! (<i>Greg pulls it out.</i>) This thing could save the city, we've gotta get it to the beach! |
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− | '''Greg''': How? It’s too big for the van. *wagon rolls by* Easy does it. *puts cannon on wagon* |
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− | [Int. Greg's Van] |
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− | (<i>Steven and Greg are driving to the beach.</i>) |
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− | '''Steven''': Is it gonna be okay? |
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− | '''Greg''': *shrugs* If every pork chop were perfect— |
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− | '''Steven''': *chimes in* We wouldn’t have hot dogs! |
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− | '''Greg''': *watches enlarged Red Eye* That thing’s getting huge, it's freaking me out. |
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− | '''Steven''': Can’t the van go any faster? |
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− | '''Greg''': This ''is'' faster. |
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− | '''Steven''': Don’t worry. Come on, let’s put on your CD. |
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− | '''Greg''': *embarrassed* What? Really? Come on, you’ve heard it. |
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− | '''Steven''': *chuckling* ''You'' come on. *inserts disc* |
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− | '''Steven''': *singing along with "[[Let Me Drive My Van (into Your Heart)]]"* Let me drive my van into your heart! *song continues to play in the background* |
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− | [Beach] |
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− | '''Amethyst''': *washes up back on shore* Throw me again, I ''think'' I’m cracking it. *notices Steven* Is that... ? |
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− | '''Steven''': Hey, guys! |
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− | '''Pearl''': *gasps* He ''really'' had it! |
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− | '''Amethyst''': *jumping in front of Garnet and Pearl* We’re SAVED!!! |
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− | (<i>Red Eye’s gravity begins to pull everything towards it, causing rumbling and destruction.</i>) |
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− | [Trans. Ext. Beach Citywalk Fries] |
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− | (<i>Fryman is observing the destruction affecting his restaurant.</i>) |
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− | '''Fryman''': Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy! (<i>A sign rips off of the building.</i>) |
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− | [Trans. Beach] |
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− | '''Garnet''': We have to use it now. |
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− | '''Pearl''': I don’t know how it works, it was Rose’s! |
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− | '''Steven''': Dad, how do we use it? (<i>Greg shrugs.</i>) |
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− | '''Pearl''': Steven, this is serious. *realizes* The gem. ''You'' have Rose’s gem. |
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− | '''Amethyst''': That’s it! *lifts Steven and rubs him against the cannon* Ah, come on! |
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− | '''Garnet''': Stop that. |
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− | '''Pearl''': It’s no use. |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Fine, forget it. Throw ''me'' again. |
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− | '''Pearl''': That’s not going to work. |
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− | (<i>The gravitational pull intensifies and pulls the van and cannon.</i>) |
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− | '''Greg''': *unhooks cord from cannon* I got this. *gets pulled* Ugh, wait, nope, maybe I don’t! *tries to stop van* |
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− | '''Steven''': *to cannon* Please work, unlock, activate, go, please! Everyone’s counting on you, you can’t just be useless! I know you can help. |
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− | '''Greg''': It’s okay, Steven. We’ll figure out something else, something even better. |
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− | '''Steven''': R-r-r-right, if every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs. *cannon begins to activate* |
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− | '''Pearl''': It’s working! |
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− | (<i>The cannon unlocks and falls. There is a collective gasp. Steven attempts to lift it and the Gems soon help.</i>) |
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− | '''Pearl''': Steven! |
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− | '''Amethyst''': This is it! |
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− | '''Garnet''': BRACE YOURSELVES!!! |
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− | (<i>The cannon shoots a rose shaped blast that destroys the Red Eye, causing it to explode and shrapnel to fall, destroying parts of the city boardwalk.</i>) |
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− | '''Amethyst''': Steven, you just saved ''most'' of Beach City! |
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− | '''Steven''': *to Fryman* Sorry about that! |
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− | '''Fryman''': What? |
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− | '''Pearl''': How did you get it to work? |
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− | '''Steven''': I just said that thing that Dad always says. |
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− | '''Pearl''': That thing about pork rinds? |
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− | '''Garnet''': Hot dogs. |
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− | '''Greg''': *tears up* Rose... |
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− | (<i>The tide suddenly comes in and washes the van towards the beach but is still surrounded by water. There is collective laughter.</i>) |
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− | '''Greg''': My van! |
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− | '''Steven''': It’s okay, Dad, if every pork chop were perfect— |
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− | '''Greg''': I LIVE in there! *rushes towards van* |
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− | '''Steven''': Wait up! *goes towards van* |
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− | '''Greg''': Oh geez, wait, wait, wait! |
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− | [END] |
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Revision as of 03:10, 8 October 2016
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{{TranscriptH| ![Open Ext. Beach Citywalk Fries] | |-
!(Steven and Amethyst run toward the counter of Beach Citywalk Fries.)
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!Steven
|Hey, Fryman, give me the bits!
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!Mr. Fryman
|*flips sign* Steven! We’re closed.
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!Steven
|*disappointed* Aww, what?
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!Amethyst
|*hits counter* Give 'em the bits! *chants while continuously hitting the counter* The bits, the bits... (Steven joins in.)
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!Steven & Amethyst
|*both chanting* The BITS! The BITS! The BITS! *banging on counter*
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!Mr. Fryman
|Okay, okay! Take it easy on the counter, will ya? *goes to cook fry bits*
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!Steven & Amethyst
|Yes! *high-five each other*
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!Mr. Fryman
|*hands Steven a bag of fry bits* I can give you actual fries if you want.
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!Steven
|Just the bits, please. *takes bag* Thanks. *walking away while Amethyst picks a handful of bits* Ah, sunset, my favorite time of day. When the sun goes down, and the second sun gets bigger and bigger in the sky.
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!Amethyst
|*bursts out laughing* Yeah, that big hot second su— *gasps, notices the Red Eye* Oh no, what is that doing here?
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!Steven
|What is it? (Amethyst picks him up and runs while Steven drops his bits.) Ah, my bits!
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![Trans. beach near Crystal Temple]
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!Garnet
|This is bad.
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!Pearl
|*peering through telescope* Look at the size of it, I had no idea these things were so big!
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!Amethyst
|*running towards them carrying Steven* Garnet! Pearl!
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!Pearl
|We saw. Some of us are trying to protect humanity. *angry* Where were you?
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!Amethyst
|*puts Steven down* ... Eating fry bits. (Pearl sighs.)
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!Steven
|Oh, can I see? *peers* Woah. It's a giant eyeball! Awesome!
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!Pearl
|*angrily* NOT awesome! It's a Red Eye!
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!Steven
|A Red Eye?! It’s going to infect us all!
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!Garnet
|That’s pink eye, Steven. (Amethyst laughs.)
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!Pearl
|It’s going to crash into Beach City and crush us, along with a bunch of oblivious, innocent people! We have to stop it.
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!Steven
|What are we going to do?
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!Garnet
|*adjusts visor* The only thing powerful enough to destroy it is a Light Cannon that belonged to Rose Quartz.
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!Steven
|My mom?
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!Amethyst
|*moans angrily* If Rose were here, this would be so easy.
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!Pearl
|I know, but she’s not, and the cannon is missing. We’ll have to find another solution.
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!Steven
|If it belonged to my mom, I bet my dad knows where it is. He can help us save the day! *silence* Huh? Eah?!
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!Pearl
|*sugarcoats her opinion of Greg* Greg is... nice, Steven, but I doubt Rose would entrust someone like him with such a powerful weapon.
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!Amethyst
|Your dad is kind of a mess, Steven. *puts hand on Steven's shoulder*
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!Pearl
|AMETHYST!
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!Amethyst
|I’m just sayin’, even if she did leave it with him, he probably broke it, or lost it, or dropped it in the ocean by now.
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!Garnet
|True.
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!Steven
|No way, I’m sure he’s just keeping it somewhere safe. I’ll go ask him.
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!Garnet
|We can handle this, Steven. *to Amethyst* Ready?
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!(Garnet picks up Amethyst and tosses her at the Red Eye, to no effect, making Amethyst fall into the ocean.)
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!Steven
|Ugh, I’m gonna go.
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!Pearl
|*half-heartedly* ... Okay, good luck.
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![Ext. It's a Wash]
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!Steven
|*bangs on van doors* Dad, it’s me! Dad, are you in there? Wake up! We have to save... the— WORLD! *climbs on van* Dad! *trips and sets off car alarm* *smiles*
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!Greg
|*bursts out with a waffle iron* Who’s there? I have a waffle iron!
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!Steven
|*on top of the van* Dad, it’s me!
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!Greg
|*looks up* Steven? (Steven jumps down and hugs his dad.) I almost waffled your face! What are you doing up so late?
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!Steven
|What do you mean? The sun just went down an hour ago.
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!Greg
|*blushes* Oh, heh. It was a... slow day at the car wash. Anyway, what’s up? Just needed to see your old man, pal around, learn some lessons about life?
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!Steven
|*blushes* No! I need the light cannon that belonged to Mom, to blow up that eyeball! *points to the Red Eye*
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!Greg
|Eyeball?
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!Steven
|*points* That!
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!Amethyst
|(Amethyst is seen flying towards the Red Eye, but falls back into the ocean.) Raaaah!!!
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!Greg
|Wait, is that a magical thing? The Gems told me not to get involved with magic stuff. It... it could be dangerous or interfere with what’s left of my hair. *rubs hair*
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!Steven
|But they need Mom’s cannon. You've gotta know where it is, like a cave dungeon or a cloud fortress, or in a clam at the bottom of the ocean!
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!Greg
|Well, I don’t know about all that. But I have an idea where it might be.
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![Ext. U-Stor]
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!Steven
|A magical storage unit! *rushes to U-Stor*
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!Greg
|Ha, not exactly. But some would say there’s magic inside. *winks as Steven who looks at him cluelessly* It’s just a shed I use to keep things that don’t fit in the van. If it’s anywhere, it’ll be in here.
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!(He opens the door and reveals a shed filled to the brim with boxes and clutter.)
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!Steven
|If I’m going in there, I’m gonna need some gear. *ties a flashlight to his head with sock and electric cord wrapped around waist* Here I go.
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!Greg
|Good luck!
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!Steven
|*crawls into shed* Woah, cool! It’s like a dad museum. *goes deeper* There it is! *pulls down golf clubs* Do you golf?
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!Greg
|Eh, I’d like to think of myself as someone who would golf... eventually.
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!Steven
|*notices cannon shaped object* Hmm, yes! ... A drum. *rummaging* No, no... *gasp* Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Is this— *shoots T-Shirt Cannon* “Buy T-shirt Cannons”? *notices box full of CDs* Hey, there’s a bunch of copies of your old CD! *gets one and stores it in his pocket*
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!Greg
|Huh. Oh, man, I couldn’t give those things away. You know, before I ran the car wash, when I was a one-man band, I traveled the whole country.
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!Steven
|*chuckle* I know, Dad.
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!Greg
|When I came to play a concert here in Beach City, no one showed up except—
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!Steven
|An ALLIGATOR!
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!Greg
|No, it was your mother.
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!Steven
|*goes deeper* Hahaha, I know.
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!Greg
|And we were always together after that. Until she gave up her physical form to bring you into the world. I don’t know what a magic lady like her ever saw in a plain old dope like me.
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!Steven
|*breaks photo frame of Greg and Rose, gasps* Uh, Dad, I broke a photo.
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!Greg
|It’s okay buddy. If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs. *cannon begins to glow*
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!Steven
|*notices glow* Huh? *gasps* The light cannon!
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!Greg
|*looking at Red Eye* Oh boy, that thing’s giving me the willies. *rubs stomach*
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!Steven
|Dad, I found it!
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!Greg
|Really?
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!Steven
|*tying cord around cannon* Get the van! (Greg pulls it out.) This thing could save the city, we've gotta get it to the beach!
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!Greg
|How? It’s too big for the van. *wagon rolls by* Easy does it. *puts cannon on wagon*
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![Int. Greg's Van]
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!(Steven and Greg are driving to the beach.)
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!Steven
|Is it gonna be okay?
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!Greg
|*shrugs* If every pork chop were perfect—
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!Steven
|*chimes in* We wouldn’t have hot dogs!
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!Greg
|*watches enlarged Red Eye* That thing’s getting huge, it's freaking me out.
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!Steven
|Can’t the van go any faster?
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!Greg
|This is faster.
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!Steven
|Don’t worry. Come on, let’s put on your CD.
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!Greg
|*embarrassed* What? Really? Come on, you’ve heard it.
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!Steven
|*chuckling* You come on. *inserts disc*
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!Steven
|*singing along with "Let Me Drive My Van (into Your Heart)"* Let me drive my van into your heart! *song continues to play in the background*
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![Beach]
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!Amethyst
|*washes up back on shore* Throw me again, I think I’m cracking it. *notices Steven* Is that... ?
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!Steven
|Hey, guys!
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!Pearl
|*gasps* He really had it!
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!Amethyst
|*jumping in front of Garnet and Pearl* We’re SAVED!!!
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!(Red Eye’s gravity begins to pull everything towards it, causing rumbling and destruction.)
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![Trans. Ext. Beach Citywalk Fries]
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!(Fryman is observing the destruction affecting his restaurant.)
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!Fryman
|Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy! (A sign rips off of the building.)
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![Trans. Beach]
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!Garnet
|We have to use it now.
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!Pearl
|I don’t know how it works, it was Rose’s!
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!Steven
|Dad, how do we use it? (Greg shrugs.)
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!Pearl
|Steven, this is serious. *realizes* The gem. You have Rose’s gem.
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!Amethyst
|That’s it! *lifts Steven and rubs him against the cannon* Ah, come on!
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!Garnet
|Stop that.
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!Pearl
|It’s no use.
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!Amethyst
|Fine, forget it. Throw me again.
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!Pearl
|That’s not going to work.
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!(The gravitational pull intensifies and pulls the van and cannon.)
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!Greg
|*unhooks cord from cannon* I got this. *gets pulled* Ugh, wait, nope, maybe I don’t! *tries to stop van*
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!Steven
|*to cannon* Please work, unlock, activate, go, please! Everyone’s counting on you, you can’t just be useless! I know you can help.
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!Greg
|It’s okay, Steven. We’ll figure out something else, something even better.
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!Steven
|R-r-r-right, if every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs. *cannon begins to activate*
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!Pearl
|It’s working!
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!(The cannon unlocks and falls. There is a collective gasp. Steven attempts to lift it and the Gems soon help.)
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!Pearl
|Steven!
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!Amethyst
|This is it!
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!Garnet
|BRACE YOURSELVES!!!
|-
!(The cannon shoots a rose shaped blast that destroys the Red Eye, causing it to explode and shrapnel to fall, destroying parts of the city boardwalk.)
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|-
!Amethyst
|Steven, you just saved most of Beach City!
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!Steven
|*to Fryman* Sorry about that!
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!Fryman
|What?
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!Pearl
|How did you get it to work?
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!Steven
|I just said that thing that Dad always says.
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!Pearl
|That thing about pork rinds?
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!Garnet
|Hot dogs.
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!Greg
|*tears up* Rose...
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!(The tide suddenly comes in and washes the van towards the beach but is still surrounded by water. There is collective laughter.)
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!Greg
|My van!
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!Steven
|It’s okay, Dad, if every pork chop were perfect—
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!Greg
|I LIVE in there! *rushes towards van*
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!Steven
|Wait up! *goes towards van*
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!Greg
|Oh geez, wait, wait, wait!
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![END]
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