[Open Ext. Beach Citywalk Fries- Steven, Amethyst, and Fryman]
(Steven and Amethyst run towards the counter of BC Fries)
Steven: Hey Fryman, give me the bits!
Fryman: Steven, we’re closed.
Steven:*disappointed* Aww, what?
Amethyst: *hits counter* Give him the bits! *chants* the bits, the bits...
Steven & Amethyst: *chanting* The bits, the bits, the bits!
Fryman: Ok, ok, take it easy on the counter, will ya?
Steven & Amethyst: Yes! *hi-five each other*
Fryman: I can give you actual fries if you want.
Steven: Just the bits please. *takes bag* Thanks. *walking away w/ Amethyst* Ah, Sunset, my favorite time of day. The sun goes down, and the second sun gets bigger and bigger in the sky.
Amethyst: *bursts out laughing* Yeah, that big eyed second su- *gasps*,notices Red Eye* Oh no, what is that doing here?
Steven: What is it? *Amethyst picks him up and runs* Ah my bits! *Steven drops bits*
[Beach- Pearl and Garnet, Pearl staring at Red Eye through telescope]
Garnet: This is bad.
Pearl: *peering through telescope* Look at the size of it, I had no idea these things were so big!
Amethyst: *running towards them* Garnet, Pearl!
Pearl: We saw, some of us are trying to protect humanity. Where were you?
Amethyst: Eating fry bits. *Pearl sighs*
Steven: Oh, can I see? *peers* woah. Its a giant eye ball, Awesome!
Pearl: Not Awesome! It's a Red Eye!
Steven: A Red Eye?! It’s going to infect us all!
Garnet: That’s Pinkeye, Steven. *Amethyst laughs*
Pearl: It’s going to crash into Beach City and crush us, along with a bunch of oblivious innocent people. We have to stop it.
Steven: What are we going to do?
Garnet: The only thing powerful enough to destroy it is a Light Cannon that belonged to Rose Quartz.
Steven: My mom?
Amethyst: If Rose were here, this would be so easy.
Pearl: I know, but she’s not, and the cannon is missing. We’ll have to find another solution.
Steven: If it belonged to my mom, I bet my Dad knows where it is. He can help us save the day! Huh? Eh?
Pearl: *doggedly* Greg is... nice, Steven, but I doubt Rose would entrust someone like him with such a powerful weapon.
Amethyst: Your Dad is kind of a mess Steven.
Pearl: Amethyst!
Amethyst: I’m just sayin’, even if she did leave it with him, he probably broke it, or lost it, or dropped it in the ocean by now.
Garnet: True.
Steven: No way, I’m sure he’s just keeping it somewhere safe. I’ll go ask him.
Garnet: We can handle this, Steven. Ready?
(Garnet picks up Amethyst and tosses her at the Red Eye... to no effect)
Steven: Uh, I’m gonna go.
Pearl: Okay, good luck.
[Ext. It's A Wash- Steven, and Greg in his “Mr. Universe” Van ]
Steven: *bangs on Van doors* Dad it’s me! Dad, are you in there? *barges door* Wake, Up! We gotta save, the world! *climbs on Van* Dad! *trips alarm*
Greg:*bursts out* Who’s there? I have a waffle iron!
Steven: Dad, it’s me!
Greg: Steven? *hugs* I almost waffled your face! What are you doing up so late?
Steven: What do you mean? The sun just went down an hour ago.
Greg: Oh, heh. It was a slow day at the car wash. Anyway, what’s up? Just needed to see your old man, pal around, learn some lessons about life?
Steven: No, I need the light cannon that belonged to mom, to blow up that eye ball!
Greg: "Eyeball"?
Steven: *points* That! *Amethyst is thrown at it again and falls, again*
Greg: Oh, wait, is that a magical thing? The Gems told me not to get involved with magic stuff. It-- it could be dangerous or interfere with what’s left with my hair.
Steven: But they need mom’s cannon. You gotta know where it is, like a cave-dungeon or a cloud fortress, or in a clam at the bottom of the ocean.
Greg: Well, I don’t know about all that. But I have an idea where it might be.
[Ext. U-Stor- Greg and Steven]
Steven: A magical storage unit!
Greg: Hah, not exactly. But some would say there’s magic inside. *wink* It’s just a shed I use to keep things that don’t fit in the van. If it’s anywhere, it’ll be in here.
(Opens shed, shed filled to the brim with boxes and clutter)
Steven: If I’m going in there, I’m gonna need some gear. *ties a flashlight to his head w/ sock and electric cord wrapped around waist* Here I go. *crawls into shed* Woah, cool! It’s like a Dad museum. *goes deeper* There it is! *pulls down golf clubs* Dad, do you golf?
Greg: Eh, I’d like to think of myself as someone who would golf... eventually.
Steven: *notices cannon shaped object* Hmm, yes! Oh, a drum. *rummaging* hmm, nope, no, *gasp* oh my gosh, oh my gosh, is this- *shoots T-shirt cannon* “Buy T-shirt Cannons”? *notices box full of CDs* Hey, there’s a bunch of copies of your old CD!
Greg: Oh man, I couldn’t give those things away. You know, before I ran the car wash, when I was a one-man band, I traveled the whole country.
Steven: *chuckle* I know, Dad.
Greg: When I came to play a concert here in Beach City, no one showed up except--
Steven: An alligator!
Greg: No, it was your mother.
Steven: Haha, I know.
Greg: And we were always together after that. Until she gave up her physical form to bring you into the world. I don’t know what a magic lady like her saw in a plain old dope like me.
Steven: *breaks photo frame of Greg and Rose, gasp* Uh, Dad, I broke a photo.
Greg: It’s okay buddy, if every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs. *Cannon begins to glow*
Steven: *notices glow* huh? The light cannon!
Greg: *looking at Red Eye* Oh boy, that thing’s giving me the willies.
Steven: Dad I found it!
Greg: Really?
Steven: *tying cord around cannon* Get the van! *Greg pulls it out* This thing could save the city, we gotta get it to the beach!
Greg: How? It’s too heavy for the van. *wagon rolls by* Easy does it. *puts cannon on wagon*
[Int. Greg's Van- Steven and Greg driving to beach]
Steven: Is it gonna be okay?
Greg: *shrugs* If every pork chop were perfect-
Steven:*bursts in* We wouldn’t have hot dogs!
Greg: *watches enlarged Red Eye* That thing’s getting huge, its freaking me out.
Steven: Can’t the van go any faster?
Greg: This is faster.
Steven: Don’t worry, come on, let’s put on your CD.
Greg: *embarrassed* heh, really? Come on, you’ve heard it.
Steven: *chuckling* You come on. *inserts disc*
Steven: *singing along with Let Me Drive My Van into Your Heart* Let me drive my van into your heart! *song continues to play in the background*
[Beach- Greg & Steven arrive, Garnet, Pearl and Amethyst]
Amethyst: *washes up back on shore* Throw me again, I think I’m cracking it. *notices Steven* Is that-?
Pearl: *gasp* He really had it!
Amethyst: We’re saved!
(Red Eye’s gravity begins to pull everything towards it, causing rumbling and destruction)
[Trans. Ext. Beach Citywalk Fries- Fryman observing the destruction affecting his restaurant]
Fryman- woah woah, Easy! *sign rips off building*
[Trans. Beach- Gems, Steven and Greg w/ cannon, destruction intensifying, Song ends]
Garnet: We have to use it now.
Pearl: I don’t know how it works, it was Rose’s!
Steven: Dad, how do we use it? *Greg shrugs*
Pearl: Steven, this is serious. *realization* The gem, you have Rose’s gem.
Amethyst: That’s it! *lifts Steven and rubs him against the cannon* ah, come on!
Garnet: Stop that.
Pearl: It’s no use.
Amethyst: Fine, forget it. Throw me again.
Pearl: That’s not going to work.
(Gravitational pull intensifies, pulls van and cannon)
Greg: *unhooks cord from cannon* I got this. *gets pulled* Nope, maybe I don’t. *tries to stop van*
Steven: *to cannon* Please work, unlock, activate, Go, please! Everyone’s counting on you, you can’t just be useless! I know you can help.
Greg: It’s okay Steven. We’ll figure out something else, something even better.
Steven: R-r-Right, if every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs. *Cannon begins to activate*
Pearl: It’s working!
(cannon unlocks and falls, collective gasp, Steven attempts to lift it, the Gems soon help)
Pearl: Steven!
Amethyst: This is it!
Garnet: Brace yourselves!
(Cannon shoots a rose shaped blast that destroys the Red Eye, causing it to explode and shrapnel to fall, destroying parts of the city board walk)
Amethyst: Steven, you just saved most of Beach City!
Steven: *to Fryman* Sorry about that!
Fryman: What?
Pearl: How did you get it to work?
Steven: I just said that thing that Dad always says.
Pearl: That thing about pork rinds?
Garnet: Hot dogs.
Greg: *tears up* Rose...
(Tide suddenly comes in, washes Van towards the beach but still surrounded by water, collective laughter)
Greg: My Van!
Steven: It’s okay Dad, if every pork chop were perfect-
Greg: I live in there! *rushes towards van*
Steven: Wait up! *goes towards van* Oh geez.
[End]
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