Steven Universe Wiki

Spoilers will be present! Please browse at your own risk.

READ MORE

Steven Universe Wiki
Register
m (all i changed was the part that said greg 'fell out' of his van. but he didn't, he ran out because the alarm sounded and he wanted to protect himself(with a waffle iron))
Tags: Visual edit apiedit rollback
No edit summary
Tags: apiedit Made through Tor
Line 1: Line 1:
  +
Well sure, you may not be hard but my strapon dildo sure is, come down from Canadia to Meiheco so I can peg you. I often times dream of you standing over my face, to allow me to gaze into your gaping boypussy, the smell of it making me so wet that I have attached a cup to my vagina as to catch all the liquid spilling out so I don't need to give the big corporations more money to "bottle" my water. (AKA Put MSG and growth hormones into my sweet sweet water so that one day they may make the poor and lower middle class into a sort of livestock for the rich to feast upon. The prettiest people would then be put in a zoo so the rich can jerk it to them fucking each other.) [[Category:Shit]] [[Category:Sex]] [[Category:Get Fucked]] [[Category:VSTF]] [[Category:Bitch]] [[Category:Niggerfaggot]] [[Category:Nice]] [[Category:Hips]] [[Category:Bitch]]
{{Youmay|the episode|[[Laser Light Cannon (object)|the object]]}}
 
<center>{{Quote|text=If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs.|saidby=[[Greg Universe]]}}</center>
 
{{Episode
 
|season = 1
 
|episodenumber = 2
 
|image = File:Laser Light Cannon 001.png
 
|airdate = November 4, 2013
 
|writer =
 
[[Kat Morris]]<br>
 
[[Rebecca Sugar]]
 
|storyboard =
 
[[Kat Morris]]<br>
 
[[Rebecca Sugar]]
 
|director =
 
[[Dongsoo Lee]] & [[Heeman Yang]] (animation)<br>
 
[[Kevin Dart]] (art)<br>
 
[[Ian Jones-Quartey]] (supervising)
 
|production = 1020-001
 
|viewers = 1.861<ref name="The Futon Critic 2013-11-05">
 
{{cite web
 
|url = http://www.thefutoncritic.com/ratings/2013/11/05/mondays-cable-ratings-and-broadcast-finals-mnf-trumps-voice-in-demos-viewers-350113/cable_20131104/
 
|title = Monday's Cable Ratings & Broadcast Finals: ''MNF'' Trumps ''Voice'' in Demos, Viewers
 
|publisher = The Futon Critic
 
|work = Ratings
 
|date = 2013-11-05
 
|accessdate = 2013-11-05
 
|author = The Futon Critic staff
 
}}
 
</ref>
 
|overallnumber = 2}}
 
'''"Laser Light Cannon"''' is the 2<sup>nd</sup> episode of the [[Season 1|first season]] of ''[[Steven Universe (TV series)|Steven Universe]]'', and the 2<sup>nd</sup> overall episode in the series.
 
 
== Official Synopsis==
 
<!--- Do not change this --->
 
A [[Red Eye|magical comet]] hurtles toward [[Beach City]], and [[Steven Universe (character)|Steven]] must dig through his father's collection of old junk, and the past, to find the [[Laser Light Cannon (object)|weapon]] that can save the town.<ref>http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/video/steven-universe/magical-storage-unit-clip.html</ref>
 
 
==Plot==
 
[[File:Laser Light Cannon 046.png|thumb|220x220px|Gems trying to destroy the Red Eye to no avail.|left]]
 
Steven and [[Amethyst]] are at [[Beach Citywalk Fries]] ordering fry bits when Amethyst notices a Red Eye hurtling towards the [[Earth]]. Amethyst and Steven join [[Garnet]] and [[Pearl]] at the beach to come up with a plan to stop the eyeball, referred to as a Red Eye. Garnet tries throwing Amethyst at it, but to no avail. The only way the [[Crystal Gems]] can think of to destroy it is to use [[Rose Quartz|Rose Quartz's]] laser light cannon, the issue being that none of them know where it is. Steven suggests getting his dad to help, even though the other Gems tell Steven that his [[Greg Universe|dad]] probably would not have the light cannon. While he is gone, they continue to launch Amethyst into the ball, but she merely bounces off it and plops into the ocean below.
 
 
[[File:Laser Light Cannon 132.png|thumb|220x220px|"If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs!"]]
 
Steven goes to [[Greg's Van|his dad's van]] and tries to wake him up by jumping on the vehicle's roof. He sets off the car alarm, which causes Greg Universe to jump out of the van. Steven then tells him about the problem at hand, to which Greg suggests that he might have the laser light cannon in his old storage unit. They drive to the storage unit and Steven goes in; while trying to get past an array of junk, Greg tells him about his mother, Rose Quartz. He tells him that they had met at one of his concerts, and that she gave up her physical form to give birth to Steven. Just as he says that, Steven steps on something that produces a loud crack. Steven looks down and sees a picture of his mom and dad from before he was born. The picture frame's glass is now broken and the frame itself is cracked. Steven admits he broke the picture, but his father shrugs it off and simply recites the quote: "If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs". As he says this, a pink glow emanates from the back of the unit. Steven follows this glow to the very back and finds the laser light cannon. Greg and Steven drive it to the beach (though the cannon weighs down the back of the vehicle considerably) while listening to Greg's old album. Greg is embarrassed to have the [[Let Me Drive My Van (into Your Heart)|song]] played, but Steven loves it.
 
 
[[File:Laser Light Cannon 185.png|thumb|220x220px|The Crystal Gems about to destroy the Red Eye with Rose's Laser Light cannon.|left]]
 
As they arrive at the beach, they come across the Gems still launching Amethyst at the Red Eye, which is getting dangerously close to impact with the Earth's surface. Pearl is shocked to see that Greg actually had the cannon all along. Suddenly, the Eye starts emitting a gravitational pull and begins destroying everything in its range. Quickly, the group tries to activate the cannon. They try various methods - looking for a switch and putting Steven's [[Gemstones|gem]] near the cannon itself - but nothing works. His dad reassures them that they will find another way, and Steven agrees, repeating the quote: ''"If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs".'' Upon the quote being spoken aloud, the cannon glows and opens up in a manner similar to flower petals unraveling, but the barrel falls to the sand. The Gems help Steven lift and aim it at the Red Eye. When the light cannon fully charges, out blasts a strong beam of light, in the somewhat vague shape of Rose Quartz, which swiftly destroys the incoming entity. The Red Eye explodes into many fragments, damaging several parts of the city, but the damage is overshadowed by the relief of getting rid of the danger just in time. Amid the celebration, Greg notices that his van is in the ocean. Steven starts to comfort him with the pork chop saying, but Greg cuts him off, shouting, "I live in there!" The two then try to pull the van out of the tide as the episode ends.
 
 
==Features==
 
===Characters===
 
*[[Steven Universe (character)|Steven]]
 
*[[Garnet]]
 
*[[Amethyst]]
 
*[[Pearl]]
 
*[[Red Eye]] (antagonist/debut)
 
*[[Greg Universe|Greg]] (debut)
 
*[[Mr. Fryman]] (debut)
 
*[[Lars]] (cameo)
 
*[[Rose Quartz]] (mentioned, cameo)
 
*[[Sadie Miller|Sadie]] (cameo)
 
*[[Onion]] (debut/cameo)
 
*[[Harold Smiley|Mr. Smiley]] (debut, cameo)
 
 
===Locations===
 
*[[Beach City]]
 
** [[Beach Citywalk Fries]]
 
** [[It's a Wash]]
 
** [[U-Stor]]
 
 
=== Objects ===
 
* [[Laser Light Cannon (object)|Laser Light Cannon]] (debut)
 
* [[Greg and Rose's Picture]] (debut)
 
* [[T-Shirt Cannon]] (debut)
 
* [[Telescope]] (debut)
 
 
=== Music ===
 
==== Songs ====
 
*"[[Let Me Drive My Van (into Your Heart)]]"
 
==== Instrumental Songs ====
 
*"[[Dad Museum]]"
 
 
==Trivia==
 
*Other than the Pilot episode, "Laser Light Cannon" is the first episode to be produced.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Steven_Universe_episodes</ref> Despite the known airing order, "Cheeseburger Backpack" is the second episode produced and "Gem Glow" the third one, based on their production codes.
 
*This episode had the working title of "Mom and Dad".<ref>http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/post/96986970492/so-you-wrote-a-bunch-of-lines-similar-to-if-every</ref>
 
*It is revealed that Greg played at a concert in Beach City when he was touring the country in his younger years, and the only person who showed up was Rose Quartz. (The story is later retold in "[[Story for Steven]]")
 
===Cultural References===
 
*Inside Greg's store unit, there are many items that refer to pop culture, such as a Super Mushroom from the [[wikipedia:Mario#Power-ups|Mario]] games.
 
*A red tengu noh mask is seen in the U-Stor.
 
 
===Continuity===
 
*If you look at the window on [[It's a Wash]], it says a wash is $3, connecting the currency gap from the [[Pilot]], in which Amethyst gave Steven a $3 bill.
 
*It is revealed in "[[Marble Madness]]" that [[Peridot]] sent the Red Eye to check Earth to see if any [[Gems|Gem life]] remained. She believed that the fact that it didn't report any Gem life (due to its destruction) meant that there were no longer any Gems on Earth.
 
*The T-Shirt Cannon in Greg's storage unit is used in "[[Shirt Club]]".
 
*Pieces of the Red Eye appear in "[[Keep Beach City Weird (episode)|Keep Beach City Weird]]".
 
*Steven mentions a cave dungeon and a cloud base which would later appear in the show as Rose's belongings as [[Rose's Secret Armory|her armory]] and [[Rose's Room (location)|her room]]
 
*The picture frame Steven broke is seen again in "[[Maximum Capacity]]".
 
[[File:Laser Light Cannon 107.png|thumb|right]]
 
*There's an old photo of Greg & Rose showing Greg with his present-day hairline. [[Lion 3: Straight to Video]] portrays Greg with most of his hair shortly before Steven was born, and [[Steven's Birthday]] depicts Greg losing most of his hair between Steven's 1st and 3rd birthdays.
 
**While this inconsistency is probably unintentional (Laser Light Cannon is a very early episode, probably made long before there were official designs for younger Greg), it is not necessarily a plot hole. Greg suggests that magic stuff could interfere with his hair,<ref>Greg: Wait, is that a magical thing? The Gems told me not to get involved with magic stuff. It...it could be dangerous or interfere with what's left of my hair.<br />- Laser Light Cannon</ref> and Matt Burnett suggested that Greg might've used [[Wikipedia:Minoxidil|rogaine]].<ref>https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/685171705266843648</ref>
 
 
==Errors==
 
<div align="center">''Note: Time is displayed in [mm:ss]; [00:00] refers to the point after the title card is displayed and before the episode's start.''</div>
 
=== Plot ===
 
 
[09:17] The Laser Light Cannon, before it is activated by Steven, is on a wagon. When Steven activates it, the wagon is gone.<br>
 
[10:12] Notorious changes in Steven's position may be appreciated between scenes.<br>
 
 
=== Design ===
 
 
[02:29] After Garnet throws Amethyst at the Red Eye, both of her shoulder pads are crimson.<br>
 
 
{{Transcript}}
 
{{Gallery}}
 
 
==Video(s)==
 
<gallery>
 
Steven Universe - Laser Light Cannon (Preview) Clip 1
 
</gallery>
 
{{Reflist}}
 
{{Episodenav}}
 
{{DISPLAYTITLE:Laser Light Cannon}}
 
[[es:El Cañón Láser]]
 
[[pt-br:O Canhão de Laser]]
 
[[ru:Laser Light Cannon]]
 
[[Category:Season 1]]
 
[[Category:Season 1A]]
 

Revision as of 12:10, 30 August 2016

Well sure, you may not be hard but my strapon dildo sure is, come down from Canadia to Meiheco so I can peg you. I often times dream of you standing over my face, to allow me to gaze into your gaping boypussy, the smell of it making me so wet that I have attached a cup to my vagina as to catch all the liquid spilling out so I don't need to give the big corporations more money to "bottle" my water. (AKA Put MSG and growth hormones into my sweet sweet water so that one day they may make the poor and lower middle class into a sort of livestock for the rich to feast upon. The prettiest people would then be put in a zoo so the rich can jerk it to them fucking each other.)