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Speaker Dialogue
['Open Int. Beach House]
(Pearl and Steven are attempting to piece together a puzzle in the living room, while Amethyst, shapeshifted into a ball, is bouncing rapidly and excitedly in the house, shaking the table and puzzle pieces.)
Pearl Amethyst...
Steven Do you mind not bouncing so much?
Amethyst *shapeshifts back to normal* Oof! Uh, sorry. I'm just super excited. Greg is taking me to a show!
Steven A show? You mean like at the... *puts on a fake British accent* Theater?
Amethyst No, like at a... *puts on a fake British accent as well* Rock show! Ha! Like a band! At a house, with a bunch of people hanging out and doing stuff!
Steven Oh man, that sounds cool! We have an awesome night planned, too! We're doing a puzzle.
Amethyst *unenthusiastically* Wowee.
Pearl I know it sounds tame. But it has 612 pieces. And no corners!
Steven *picks up a corner puzzle piece* I.. found a corner.
Pearl Oh! *gets disappointed* Oh...
Greg *enters the house* Hey, y'all!
Amethyst Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg! So, you ready to throw down in the pit?
Greg No pits for me tonight. I'm sorry, Amethyst, it totally slipped my mind that Barb invited me and Vidalia over for cards.
Amethyst Cards?! Ugh, who broke you guys out of the retirement home?
Greg  Trust me, I'd love to go to the show! But Barb threatened to hold my mail if I didn't. She is not a woman of empty threats.
Amethyst Ugh, man, forget it. I can't go show-lo, that'll be boring!
Pearl You could hang out with us tonight.
Amethyst And do a puzzle? Ha, maybe we could fit in some knitting, too.
Pearl *blushes slightly* That's... not what I meant. We could... go to the show... with you.
Steven Really?
Amethyst Wha?! You wanna go to a show, with loud music and people pushing each other? *playfully pushes Pearl's arm*
Pearl I've done my fair share of... pushing. *gently pushes Amethyst's arm back*
Amethyst *grips her arm in pretend pain* Ooh, I think it's broken!
Pearl You two just never saw me in action! Breaking every rule, taking on the authorities, so I could indulge in the joys of life on Earth! ... Oh, a sky piece! *picks up a puzzle piece and connects it to the puzzle*
Steven Nice!
Greg Well, if you'd like to go, you guys can take the Dondai!
Pearl Thank you, Greg!
Steven Woohoo! Rock show!
Amethyst Hold on, Pearl. This is a human thing, not a Gem war. Before you rock out, you're gonna wanna blend in.
[Trans. Int. the Big Donut, Dusk]
(Pearl is seen wearing a short jacket and jeans on top of her normal outfit, while Steven is provisioning for the trip.)
Amethyst Now you're lookin' good!
Pearl Oh, yes. But I can make it look even gooder. *flips up her jacket collar* It's cool, because the collar isn't supposed to go that way.
Amethyst You a natural!
Steven We're almost set on snacks for the road. We just need some beverages. *takes two cans out of the fridge* Strawberry Sugar Shock Shutdown or... good old-fashioned apple juice?
Amethyst Definitely Sugar Shock Shutdown. *takes the can from Steven* It turns everything red. *opens the can, shoves the whole thing in her mouth and eats it*
Pearl I'll have one, too, Steven. I think I'll try drinkin' tonight. 
Steven Wow, really? I didn't know you liked apple juice! *hands Pearl the other can* 
Pearl There's a lot you don't know about me, Steven. *tries to open the can, but fails*
Steven Whoa... So, Amethyst, tell me more about this band we're seeing.
Amethyst We're going to see Mike Krol. He's got that real garage vibe. Songs about being nostalgic for the suburbs.
Pearl *finally manages to get the can open* Nostalgic for the suburbs? Psh, they've only existed for, what, 70 years?
Amethyst *chuckles* Okay, so, when we get there, we gotta walk in like we own the place.
(Pearl begrudgingly takes a sip of the apple juice, when the store door opens. She then spits out the juice in shock as she see a girl with long pink hair and piercings walks in, staring at her intently as she walks by.)
Amethyst *points at the Mystery Girl* Oh, hey, right there! Perfect example!
(Pearl's can slips out of her hand onto the floor, as she continues to stare at the Mystery Girl.)
Steven ... Pearl? You okay?
Pearl Uhh... *snaps back to reality* I just didn't realize humans could come with pink hair.
Steven *chuckles* They don't! You gotta go to the store and get this goo. It smells really bad, and it turns your hair whatever color you want!
Pearl Why would she do that?
Steven Why don't you go and ask her?
Amethyst Hey, yeah! We're about to go hang out with a bunch of cool humans! Go do a practice round! *starts chanting* Do it! Do it! Do it!
(Pearl nervously walks up to the mystery girl, who is fixing herself a drink. Pearl peeks over her shoulder at her, before attempting to casually pick up a cup, but accidentally knocks over the whole stack of paper cups, startling the Mystery Girl.)
Pearl I... Uh...
(The Mystery Girl just walks away without saying a word. Pearl stares in slight disappointment as the Mystery Girl leaves the Big Donut.)
Amethyst ... Wooooow, woah woah woah, wow!
[Trans. Int. Greg's Dondai, Night-time]
(Steven buckles up in the back seat, Amethyst takes the passenger seat, and Pearl buckles up in the driver seat.)
Amethyst Well, you sure showed those cups who's boss.
Pearl Amethyst, seat belt. (Amethyst complies.) Now let's go have the night of our lives!
(Pearl turns the car radio on and begins to drive. Amethyst starts air-drumming to the song, and nobody speaks during the trip until Steven breaks the silence.)
Steven Okay, nobody's gonna say it? She kinda looked like Mom. You noticed, I noticed, we all noticed. 
Amethyst Oh. Ohhh! *turns to Pearl* That's why you were acting like such a goon! Ha!
Pearl No, no, that's not it. I'm done thinking about the past. Tonight, I'm all about the future. I'm going to a show. I'm a new Gem who loves socializing with humans.  
Amethyst That's what that was?
Pearl Look, you weren't there by the cups. I could've talked to her! The timing was just wrong.
(Just then, the Mystery Girl pulls up next to the Dondai on her motorcycle.)
Steven It's the girl! She's driving right next to us!
Amethyst No way!
Steven You've got another chance!
Amethyst Yeah, do something!
Pearl *starts sweating anxiously* Like what? Flash my lights? Honk at her?
Amethyst Just shoot her a look! ... Wait, not yet! Okay, okay. You can look... Now!
(Pearl nervously turns and looks over at the Mystery Girl at Amethyst's signal. The Mystery Girl looks back and smiles at Pearl, causing her to blush. The Mystery Girl then picks up speed, riding ahead of the Dondai and past a traffic light. The lights quickly turns red, forcing Pearl to stop the Dondai as the Mystery Girl rides off.)
Amethyst Ooh, there she goes.
Steven Hey, maybe she's going to the same show as us!
Amethyst I dunno. A girl that cool probably knows about a million shows going on tonight.
(Pearl looks up at the red traffic light anxiously. She then suddenly puts on a determined look, shifts the car gears and hits the accelerator pedal, speeding through the red light.)
Steven Pearl!
Amethyst Gahhh!... Hahaha! Yeah, P!
Steven W-What're you doing? The light was red!
Pearl *smugly* I know.
(Pearl shifts the car gears again, and begins to catch up to the Mystery Girl.)
Amethyst There she is!
Steven What's your plan?!
Pearl New Pearl; no plan.
Steven Oh, no kidding.
(Suddenly, red and blue lights beam into the Dondai, as a police siren is heard. Everyone gets uneasy as they spot a police car chasing them from behind.)
Steven The police want us!
Amethyst Oh, snap!
Pearl *gasps in panic* What do I do?!
Steven You have to pull over to the side and show them your license.
Pearl I don't have a license!
Amethyst Haha, oh, right.
Steven But you're old!
Pearl What was I supposed to tell the D.M.V? That I'm from another planet?! I'm not exactly a citizen, Steven! 
Steven Then what do we do?!
(Pearl thinks for a bit and puts back on her determined look. She steps on the accelerator, causing Steven and Amethyst to yell in shock, as they speed past the Mystery Girl with the police in pursuit. Pearl turns up the volume music of the car radio while Amethyst cheers excitedly.)
Steven Pearl, you can't just drive away! This is serious! 
Amethyst Pearl, you're a total bad-
(Pearl suddenly slams on the brake, jerking the car a bit as the tires screech on the road.)
Pearl This is why we buckle up. *drifts the car around a sharp turn* Hold on!
(Pearl continues speeding along the road, leading the police car in a high-speed pursuit.)
Amethyst Woohoo!
Steven Oh boy.
(The chase continues until Pearl spots a billboard that reads "OCEAN TOWN - No longer on FIRE". Pearl pulls on the hand brake and spins the Dondai around, parking it behind the billboard, out of the sight of the police. The police car drives by, not seeing the Dondai.)
Amethyst Are they gone?
Pearl I think so.
(Everyone sighs in relief. Pearl attempts to start the engine of the Dondai, but fails.)
Steven What is it?
Pearl We're out of gas.
Amethyst Aww, what?
Steven Wait, I'll find a gas station. *pulls out his phone* Looks like the closest one is... 20 miles away.
Amethyst *facepalms* Ughh...
[Time-Skip]
(The trio, having decided to abandon the car, walks along the roadside, when Pearl stops abruptly.)
Pearl I can't believe this.
Amethyst Huh? 
Pearl I was so ready! I really wanted to see your Krol.
Steven What are you talking about?
Pearl *throws her jacket on the ground, and struggles to get out of her jeans* I was going to drink a juice and wear these- Ugh- pants! *falls over* And... Grrr- Hit people gently enough as to not actually hurt them, and you'd say, "Wow, Pearl is really cool!" But nooooo! *finally takes off her jeans* Instead, we drove to loud music, chased a mysterious woman into the night, and broke the law. *sighs sharply* I've lost my edge. I should have stayed home with the puzzle.
Amethyst Listen to yourself! You're so hardcore! Who cares about pants? You gunned it from the cops!
Steven That's the most scared I've been since you almost let me die! You're a criminal now!
Pearl "Now"? *gets up* I've been a criminal for 6,000 years.
(Amethyst chuckles, when music can be heard in the distance.)
Steven Wait. Do you hear that?
(The trio scurries through the bushes to find the source of the music, turning out to be the Mike Krol concert.)
Steven We made it!
(Mike Krol is seen singing "Like a Star" while a crowd listens, dances and lip-syncs along to his songs.)
Steven *gasps* And there's the girl! *points at the Mystery Girl standing nearby* She's actually here!
Amethyst No way.
Pearl I'm going to talk to her.
Amethyst *nervously* Look, Pearl. I already think you're cool. You can ease into the socializing with humans thing.
Pearl *smiles and glances at the Mystery Girl* Watch Steven for me. *approaches the Mystery Girl*
Amethyst Wait, no! You can start smaller! Talk to a nerd!
Steven Amethyst!
(Amethyst and Steven watch on as Pearl begins interacting with the Mystery Girl. She first holds out her hand to the Mystery Girl.)
Amethyst Oh no! Oh, she's starting with a handshake?!
(The Mystery Girl shakes Pearl's hand with a smile.)
Steven Oh! She went for it! They're both smiling!
(Pearl begins to speak to the Mystery Girl, inaudible to Steven and Amethyst over the loud music.)
Amethyst I can't believe this. Oh, what is Pearl saying?
(The Mystery Girl starts laughing.)
Steven I don't know, but the girl's laughing.
Amethyst Do you think she's laughing at her or with her?
Steven Hard to tell. 
Amethyst Shh, she's coming back!
(Steven and Amethyst run over to Pearl, as she walks back to them.)
Steven How'd it go?
Pearl I asked her about her hair, and then she asked how I colored mine. I told her, "My appearance is just a conscious manifestation of light." And she said, "I know how that is." Although, heh, I highly doubt it. Oh! And then I added, "By the way, I saved your planet, and your species, and you're welcome."
Amethyst *taken aback* And how'd that go over?
Pearl Not very well. She walked off after giving me some sort of code.
(Pearl holds out a piece of paper, reading a 555 phone number. Amethyst starts chuckling in delight.)
Amethyst No way!
Steven Pearl! That's a phone number! She wants you to call her and talk to her on the phone!
Pearl Oh... well... I don't have a phone.
Amethyst Pearl! You just like gave her some Shakesperian spiel about light, then got her number like it was nothing?! *keeps giggling* Pearl, you're a total rockstar!
(Pearl looks down at the piece of paper and smiles. "Fifteen Minutes" by Mike Krol begins to play as end-credits play in style of a sitcom, listing Pearl as "Repressed Nerd", Amethyst as "Ultimate Wingman", Steven as "Voice of Reason", and Mystery Girl as "Herself".)
[END]


ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen It RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunitedLegs From Here to HomeworldFamiliarTogether AloneEscapismChange Your Mind
Film Steven Universe: The Movie
Future TBA
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time
Other Crossover Nexus
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