Le Hotel is a high-end, luxury hotel comprised of multiple floors. The hotel is outfitted with a plethora of objects and structures giving it a lavish appearance. The decor ranges from paintings, to pillars, to house plants, to chandeliers. The ground floor includes the hotel's lobby and restaurant, the latter featuring a bar and serving a variety of luxurious food items such as steak, brie, crackers, and cherries. Located in the corner of the restaurant is a grand piano on which guests may play. A number of elevators travel through the building, one of which goes up to the suite located at the very top.
The uppermost suite consists of two floors. The sitting room is furnished with couches, chairs, lamps, and a TV. In addition to these items, it also contains a bar, a pool with a slide, a chandelier, and a large fountain. The room features numerous windows, with the wall opposite the elevator being almost entirely composed of them. A staircase leads to the second floor where there is a pool table among more furniture. The bedroom includes a large bed, drawers, and a balcony overlooking the city.
The hotel seems to be very expensive, as even one night's stay produced a bill large enough to concern Greg (despite his now being a millionaire).
Steven, Greg, and Pearl stayed at the hotel during their trip to Empire City. During the episode, the three checked into the hotel, ate dinner at the hotel's restaurant, stayed in the hotel's penthouse suite, and then left.
- Its name in the show is broken French, as the proper spelling would be "L'Hôtel".
- The name may also be a reference to the real life hotel in Paris, L'Hôtel.