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Speaker Dialogue
Open Int. Steven's Bathroom.
Steven Mwah! ♪ Happy welcome-back day.
A new Gem forms. Cherry Quartz appears.
Steven Hello.
Cherry Quartz Where am I? Who are you?
Steven That used to be a loaded question, but now I can say with confidence that I'm Steven Universe, and you're in my bathroom.
Cherry Quartz [Looks at herself in the mirror] What happened to me? [Gasps; and takes the plunger] What is this?!
Steven You were corrupted in a Diamond blast, but you've just been healed, and that is a plunger...
Int. Beach House.
Steven Let me fill you in on everything you've missed.
Cherry Quartz Missed?
Steven We have some reading material, available in both English and Gem Glyph. [Gives material to Cherry Quartz] Spanish translation forthcoming.
Ext. Outside.
Steven Watch your head.
As Steven drives the Supremo.
Steven (Offscreen) Life is a little different these days. The Diamonds have ended their reign of terror. The intergalactic war is over, and Earth is officially an independent planet. We're all safe to explore our dreams. Lars opened up his own pastry shop, and it's got a real cute space gimmick goin' on. Sadie's been touring with The Suspects, promoting their new album, and Connie has been getting a head start on college prep. She's two years away from applying, but she says it doesn't hurt to start early.
Steven And speaking of higher education, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl and I have been cooking up a dream of our own.
Cherry Quartz I have no idea who you're talking about.
Steven [Laughs] Don't worry about it. You'll learn all that and more right here at Little Homeschool.
Int. Little Homeworld.
Steven Here at Little Homeschool, you have a chance to rediscover yourself and learn to live on Earth if you like. You can forge a new identity, grow your own ideas, and even find your inner Morp.
Cherry Quartz Wait. What's a Morp?
Steven That's exactly the kind of question we love to hear.
Int. Yoga.
Garnet Find your center, your very core. [Screen turns upside down] Remember -- your body isn't just a projection of light but also a reflection of your inner soul.
Steven Garnet teaches, uh, all sorts of stuff.
Pearl Hello? Pearl speaking.
Holo-Pearl This is Holo-Pearl.
Pearl Oh, hi, Holo-Pearl. To what do I owe the pleasure of your calling?
Holo-Pearl Just calling to see how you are.
Pearl That's an example of the use of the human short-range telecommunications device called a phone.
Steven Pearl will teach you all about human technology.
Cherry Quartz Whose Pearl is that?
Steven Mm, that -- that's not how things work here. Nobody belongs to anybody. On Earth, you can decide for yourself what you want to do.
Cherry Quartz Really? How?
Amethyst Hello. I'm Professor Amethyst. Go on, take a seat wherever. I'll be teaching "How to Decide Stuff for Yourself 101". Today's lesson is -- [Takes off her glasses] there is no lesson. Just do whatever you want for an hour. [to Steven] Hey, Steven, you wanna grab some lunch?
Steven Sure.
Ext. Beach City
Amethyst [Sighs] This school thing's such a cool idea. I love being a teacher. No one's ever looked up to me before, you know? Except for, uh, widdle baby Steven!
Steven laughs.
Amethyst Seriously, dude, it's been going great. Everyone wants to come and learn how to be an Earthling.
Steven Uh, not everyone.
Amethyst Pff! Man, forget her.
Steven I don't know. I -- I'm worried. We healed all these Gems and built that town and the school because I wanted to fix some of the bad things the Diamonds did. Knowing there's someone out there still hurting because of the Diamonds, because of... my mom... uh, I mean, I know it's not my fault, but if there's a chance I could make it better, shouldn't I try?
Amethyst slurps a lot.
Amethyst I think you should stop trying to fix everyone.
Steven Yeah. You're right.
Int. Beach City Woods
Steven walks up to the woods, and stops.
Jasper Hold it.
Steven notices where Jasper is.
Jasper Ugh! What do you want now?!
Steven Jasper. I just want to talk.
Jasper comes down.
Steven So, um, how's it going? I know it's been a while since we last, uh, talked. [Looks down] Aw, it's a cute little --
Jasper stomps her foot on a bug.
Steven Why did you do that?!
Jasper Any Earthling that invades my space gets crushed. Took forever to yank those puny green Earthlings out of the ground.
Steven You mean grass?
Jasper I don't know their names!
Steven So what's with the rocks?
Jasper Training. [Throws a giant rock ball, crashing]
Steven Oh, I thought maybe -- uh! -- maybe you were getting into art? That pile really complements the decor.
Strange, Jasper kicks the giant rock ball.
Steven Okay. What are you even training for? There's no one left to fight.
Jasper There's always someone to fight. There's just no one left worth fighting.
Steven In that case, maybe you could come join us at Little Homeschool?
Jasper No.
Steven Come on. We're all learning and growing together. [Jasper snorts] And -- and you could be a part of that.
Jasper Sounds dumb.
Steven You know, half those Gems are soldiers who fought by your side before they were corrupted and turned into monsters. They're lost and confused and still a little messed up, but they're getting the help they need.
Jasper So? Who cares?
Steven (Angrily) I do! And if I didn't care, you'd still be a monster, too.
Jasper And what? Now I owe you?
Steven No!
Jasper You think because you did something I never asked for, I'm going to obey you?
Steven No! That's not --
Jasper Like all the other Gems, you use.
Steven (Frustrated) Aggghhh! I only came here because I felt bad for you, but all of this is your own fault. All the other Gems were corrupted by the Diamonds, but -- but you corrupted yourself just to win a fight, which you lost to me! No one's making you stay here all alone in the middle of nowhere ready to fight a war that's been over for years! Are you just gonna sit here for centuries waiting for someone to give you a purpose?! Because I'm trying to give you one!
Jasper Listen, weakling, you might have Pink Diamond's gem, but you are not my Diamond, and I am not going to take orders from some weak, sappy, useless piece of dirt! If you think you're hard enough to tell me what to do, then fight me and prove it.
Steven Fine!
Jasper ... Really? Huh. Well, then, why don't you throw the first punch?
Steven punches Jasper's arm, which revves Jasper up for her own.
Steven I guess we're doing this.
Jasper punches Steven's bubble and kicks him out.
Steven No, no, no, no! Babies!
The birds land on the nest. Steven bubbles the nest and throws to the bush, landing safely.
Steven Touchdown. [Uses his shield]
Jasper punches Steven.
Jasper Stop trying to help those tiny, flapping Earthlings and fight me!
Steven I'll never stop trying to help them, or you.
Jasper kicks Steven's shield.
Jasper I don't need your help. You're the one that needs help. You think you've beaten me, but you've never beaten me on your own. You've always been a Fusion. You've always had your friends because you're nothing without them. You think everyone needs help.
Steven I -- I just...
Jasper But it's only you. No one is as pitiful as you.
Steven transforms into Pink Steven for the first time. Pink Steven's force punches Jasper.
Pink Steven Whoa. What?
Pink Steven uses his bubble gauntlet and launches at Jasper.
Pink Steven I'm not pitiful!
Pink Steven punches Jasper, having her fly through the forest and felling many trees.
Jasper [Laughs] Ha. Not bad.
Jasper and Pink Steven continue their brawl. Steven dropkicks Jasper away, and she spin dashes quickly afterwards. Steven catches her punch in time.
Jasper Nice catch.
Pink Steven You should see my throw!
Pink Steven throws Jasper up in the sky, constantly amusing Jasper despite a flury of air lunge attacks by Steven.
Pink Steven Stop laughing!
Pink Steven punches Jasper into the ground. A crater remains, shocking Steven.
Pink Steven [Gasps]
Pink Steven detransforms back into himself.
Steven Jasper?
Jasper Hmph. I didn't think you had it in you.
Steven I don't -- I -- I don't know what that was. I'm sorry.
Jasper Ugh. Don't apologize.
Steven I think I had you all wrong. Maybe, you don't have something to learn from me. Maybe, I have something to learn from you. Would you ever be interested in teaching?
Jasper Tssh! At your crummy little school?
Steven No, just me. You brought something out of me I didn't know I had.
Jasper Consider that fight back there your first and only lesson.
Steven Well, can I come back to see you sometime?
Jasper Do what you want. [Walks away]
Steven feels happy.
Steven (Narrating) There are fundamental things about ourselves that we know to be true. It's important to remember those things when you find yourself in a tough situation, or you need to make decision from the heart, but it's equally important to know that you can surprise yourself, too. I thought I'd finally figured myself out, but it looks like I still have more to learn. Man, life is a wonderful mystery.
Steven Am I right?
Cherry Quartz Yeah. So, uh... can you sign off on my class schedule?
Steven Oh, uh, right. Let me help you with that.

ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen It RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunitedLegs From Here to HomeworldFamiliarTogether AloneEscapismChange Your Mind
Film Steven Universe: The Movie
Future Little HomeschoolGuidanceRose BudsVolleyballBluebirdA Very Special EpisodeSnow DayWhy So Blue?Little GraduationPrickly Pair
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time
Other Crossover Nexus
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