Season 1[]
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Star Child! Meet Vidalia. |
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| —"Story for Steven" | ||
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Greg! You can't give stuff away for free! What about my 75%? 75% of nothing is nothing. Are you worth nothing? |
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| —"Story for Steven" | ||
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That's right. I'm going to make us both rich. And as far as these saltwater saps know, we already are. |
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| —"Story for Steven" | ||
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Man, Greg, you really missed out! Vidalia's friends were wild and crazy. Glad that town wasn't a total waste. |
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| —"Story for Steven" | ||
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Are you nuts? Just wait 'till you see what's ahead of us. |
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| —"Story for Steven" | ||
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Snore! You're gonna put people to sleep with that. Where's the schlock coming from? |
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| —"Story for Steven" | ||
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See, Greg, this is your problem: you want one huge woman, when you could have multiple small ones. |
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| —"Story for Steven" | ||
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Just follow my lead. I'm gonna get you everything you want. |
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| —"Story for Steven" | ||
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No one cares about your feelings, Greg! They're making you lose sight of what's really important! |
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| —"Story for Steven" | ||
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Because I'm your manager, and you're just some spaced out kid. I'm taking you to the city, and you're gonna play, and you're gonna like it. Maybe you'll even make me some money for once... |
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| —"Story for Steven" | ||
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, save the poetry for Empire City, Star Child. We've got a big day ahead of us tomorrow. |
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| —"Story for Steven" | ||
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See, Greg, this is your problem. You want one huge woman, when you could have multiple small ones. |
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| —"Story for Steven" | ||
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What are you doing? You're making a huge mistake! |
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| —"Story for Steven" | ||
Season 3[]
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So, this is where you work now, Star Child? A rundown old car wash? Guess the music biz wasn't as good to you as it's been to me. |
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| —"Drop Beat Dad" | ||
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Just wait! We're gonna cram years of bonding into one spectacular event! |
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| —"Drop Beat Dad" | ||
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Okay. Can I real talk with you for a second? Real talk. I made a lot of mistakes before, when I was your dad's manager, and -- real talk? -- I was a jerk. but -- real talk -- I've learned a lot about myself and the music business since then. So I can tell you, with certainty, things aren't gonna be like last time. Real talk. |
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| —"Drop Beat Dad" | ||
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You know, I've always been someone with good tastes, so you got to believe me. This show is special to me. It's personal. Because I want to introduce you to a fresh, raw experience, to a whole new flavor, To a brand new... Soda! |
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| —"Drop Beat Dad" | ||
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Look, kid, I need this Guacola deal, okay? Don't be selfish! |
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| —"Drop Beat Dad" | ||