Off Colors (episode)/Transcript

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Next: "Lars' Head"

Speaker	Dialogue
The episode begins in an area with Blue Diamond's broken palanquin.
Steven	Lars! Are you okay?
Lars	Thanks to your bubble, my bones are only a little broken.
Steven	My bones too. *Holds out hand*
Lars	Dude, those giant ladies were furious with you!
Steven	They're the diamonds, they've been after my mom for 6000 years, and now they're after me! Come on, we gotta move.
They both run.
Lars	How are we supposed to get off this planet? Do we even know where you going?
Steven	No, this is my first time here too.
Lars	Oh, this is so messed up. What are we gonna eat?
Steven	There's tons of food if you like rocks for dinner. *Hears a noise*
Lars	Salt is rock, right? Maybe we could cease in some dirt and make a meal.
Steven	Wait! *Holds out ears.
Lars	*Stomach rumbles* Ughhh, sorry.
Robonoid comes in.
Steven and Lars	Aghh!
Steven	They found us! Run!
Lars	Wait! If we stand perfectly still it won't see us. I saw it in a movie once!
Robonoid scans Steven's gem.
Lars	That sounds good!
Robonoid prepares to attack.
Steven	We should probably move!
Steven and Lars	Aghh!
Lars	I think that movie... was about dinosaurs.
Steven	Lars, come on!
Lars	Woah!!
They both run round the corner.
Lars	What are we gonna do? What's gonna happen?
Steven	We're gonna run, and we're gonna be okay!
Lars	No! You just don't get it. I hate being scared all of the time! I was scared of everything except baking. Actually, I was scared of that too. I never even tried baking baklava because it looked so hard! I never had the guts to stick up for anybody. Not even me! And now I'm hiding again like a big cowardly loser under some space building!
Steven	Don't beat yourself up like that Lars. That's what the killer robots are for.
Rutile Twins	Quickly! Down here!
Lars	Steven? What if it's a trap?
Steven	Uhh, I don't think we have a choice!
Steven and Lars jump down the hole. Once they reach the bottom, they shiver and sign in relief.
Lars	Close one, huh?
Steven	Ha, yeah. But, who..?
Rutile Twins	Don't worry, you're safe now! We're not gonna hurt you.
Lars	Thank you! Whoever... you...
"Rutile's gem glows revealing their face and body."
"Lars screams and Rutile cowers in response."
Steven	It's okay Lars. Thank you for saving us.
Rutile Twins	How bizarre! What are they? They certainly don't look like gems we've ever seen before.
"Rutile gasps as the sound of a Robonoid looms overhead."
Rutile	Come, this way. This way, come!
Lars	Steven, wait. Is this really a good idea?
Steven	They seem... different. I think we can trust them!
"Lars and Steven proceed through a cavern with Rutile as their guide."
Steven	Uhm, excuse me, but, uhm, where are you taking us?
Rutile	Somewhere... long forgotten. Where only those who don't belong... belong.
Lars	Heh, sounds like my kind of place. You don't happen to have any fast food joints around there, do you?