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+ | {{TD||(''[[Steven Universe (character)|Steven]] is reading 'Destiny's End,' the last book in the "[[The Spirit Morph Saga|Spirit Morph Saga]]."'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| *turns page, closes book, and exhales*}} |
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+ | {{TD|[[Connie Maheswaran|Connie]]| *clears her throat* So... what did you think of the ending?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Uh, I thought it was on page 917?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| I thought it was a ''disaster!''}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| *sweating* Uuuhhh...}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| *stands up and begins pacing around* All the books leading up to this seemed to be taking on and subverting these "witch tropes" ... really self-aware about being a pastiche, you know?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Uhm-}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| But in the end, none of that even mattered. Lisa and her talking falcon, rebels challenging the stifling traditions of the magical bureaucracy? I loved that. Then her falcon turns into a human and they get married?! It completely dropped all the anti-authoritarian stuff and described a wedding cake for fifty pages!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| *going along with it* Yeah, that cake was worthy of twenty pages, tops. There weren't even strawberries on it.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| I bet since the books got so popular, the publisher put pressure on the author to water down the end for a larger audience appeal. (''Steven looks uneasy.'') Unlike art, the real world can't always win against the iron chains of authority. *lies down on the couch next to Steven, sighing deeply* That's ''my'' theory, anyway.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Hmm...}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| It's just disappointing, considering I invested extra money in the hard cover copies... *takes the book from Steven's hands and opens it, colored maps fall out* ... with maps.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| I wish I could give you a new ending.}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Connie looks at him and smiles.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Steven's gem glows, activating [[Rose's Room (location)|Rose's Room]]. They get up to investigate the opened [[Temple Gate|door]].'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| The temple door! It opened for me! *gasps* I can make anything I want in there! I can make us a new ending!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| Really? Well, what are we waiting for?}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''The two run inside Rose's Room.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Uh... ta-da!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| Cool.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| This is my mom's room. I can control it, like this. *announces loudly* I want a [[Tiny Floating Whale|tiny floating whale]] to give me some fin!}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Whale appears, gives him a fin-five, makes a tiny "ah-ooo" sound, and disappears.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| *astonished* Unbelievable! How does it work?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| The room can make stuff out of clouds. We can make anything.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| ''Anything?'' How about the Infinity Fair from Book Four? With merchants from a million lands, selling goods from cultures long gone and yet to be!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| We should probably keep it simple. We don't want to overload the room.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| How about half the Infinity Fair? ... No, that's still infinity. Simple. Okay, well, what really matters are the characters. You should be Archamicarus.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Okay. Room, I want to be a falcon! [Dramatic music plays] (''A falcon costume appears on him, and he poses in front of a background of a large falcon in flight.'') Oh, yeah, gotta keep it simple. [Music stops and background falcon disappears]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| *claps* Amazing! Okay, my turn. Room, I want to be Lisa. (''Nothing happens.'') Do I need to be more specific? You were pretty general with the falcon thing.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Oh, sorry. I guess the room just makes things when I want it. Maybe this won't work after all...}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| Why don't you just have it make a costume shop?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Oh yeah, good idea. I want a costume shop!}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''A costume shop appears. Connie runs inside the shop.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| Wow, this place has everything! Even the childhood tunic! Wait, you thought it was red?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Yeah, the color of the setting sun.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| *matter-of-factly* The sun sets ''black'' over the mine, Steven.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Are you going to be young Lisa?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| Well, if we're really reworking this thing, I'm gonna make the ultimate Lisa, with the best gear from every book! Like... what if she never lost her iron sword?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Whoa!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| And the cloak and the clasp are too signature not to do.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| For sure!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| And I always liked the dragon whisker boots from the volcano stuff in Book Three.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Are you almost done?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| Wait a minute!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| *blushes* Come out, I want to see you!}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''[[Cloud Connie]] comes out of costume shop, outfitted in a Robin Hood-esque outfit, complete with an eye patch.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Whoa, you look awesome.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| *blushes* Thanks.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Okay, lets do this!}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Steven and Cloud Connie run off laughing to somewhere else in the room.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| So, at the end of the series, Lisa and her falcon familiar, Archamicarus, are at the altar... [Altar appears] With a cleric... [Priest appears] About to get married. (''Connie's outfit becomes a wedding dress, and Steven is down on one knee.'') But we don't want that ending. [Wedding scene and clothes disappear] So instead, hmm, uhhh, I don't know. What do you think?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| Hmm, what do ''you'' think?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| *caught off-guard* Uhh, well, h-how about a different proposal, Lisa... a ''business'' proposal! We can start a business together and sell... uh, sell... turkey legs to make money to help out our fellow rebel comrades!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| Yeah, that's great!}} |
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+ | {{TD||[A food cart appears]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| I want an umbrella with that, if you would, Room.}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Umbrella appears]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Turkey Legs! Get your rebel turkey legs!}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Buildings appear and disappear as they walk by]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| You think its okay for me to eat this if I'm a falcon?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| You are a bird of prey.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| So... what should our next move be as business partners?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| You tell me!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Yeah? Oh, um... let's feed the [[Minor Characters/Fictional#Wind Lizard|Wind Lizard]]!}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Wind Lizard appears]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| *laughs* Look at this guy, he totally looks like a rebel!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| Wow, from Book Four!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Wind Lizard| *screeches*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Now, I know he lives in the mountains but he's just visiting because he heard about these turkey legs. Lisa, would you like to do the honors?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| Okay!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Wind Lizard| *screeches and eats the whole turkey leg*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| He ate the bones!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Okay! *scratches head* I guess our business is a success!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| If you think so!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| So, what now? Didn't you have a bunch of ideas? That it needed to more anti-authority and stuff?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| Sure!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| ... Okaaaaaaay.}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Wind Lizard disappears]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| So, we're... we're stopped by the authorities?}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Knights appear]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Because... because we're selling without a permit!}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Scroll appears in one knight's hand]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| And we're not old enough to drive a cart!}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Scroll appears in another knight's hand]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| But these are uh, free-range turkeys! And they didn't listen to anybody, and that's what we're gonna do... right?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| Whatever you think!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Really? All right. And then, I think they... don't like that, and they attack us!}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Axes appear in the knights hands]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| You can't stop us! *throws turkey leg*}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''The knights advance, and start attacking the cart.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Jeez, these guys are corrupt! What should we do about 'em huh?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| What do you think we should do?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| *blushes* C-come on I'm really trying here! How do you want this story to end?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| How do you want this story to end?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| I don't know! I just wanted to do this for you. This isn't really like you I- *sigh* I don't want you to just do what I want.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| Uh, you want me to not d-do what you want?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Connie, are you all right?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| I want what you want, what you want-want-want-want *repeats*}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Flashback]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| I want a tiny floating whale to give me some fin! [Whale appears] I want a costume shop! [Shop appears] I wanna see you! [Cloud Connie comes out]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| I-I created you! You're not Connie! I must've left the real Connie back at the costume shop. Sh-she could be anywhere! No, no, no, no, NO! I'm done, I'm done playing! *Steven's costume poofs away*}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Steven poofs away his costume, the grass, the turkey cart, and then the knights. He tries to poof Cloud Connie away but she comes back.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| *gasps*}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Cloud Connie reforms.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| *sweating* Why didn't you disappear with everything else?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| You told me not to do what you wanted.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Uh... RRRRNG- where is Connie?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| *distantly* Steven? Steven?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Connie? C-Connie, Is that you?}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Cloud Connie grabs Steven's hand.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| *gasp* Please let me go, I want to find the real Connie!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| You told me you wanted-}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| That doesn't matter! *runs while panting, while Cloud Connie chases after* Please don't follow me, I don't want you to follow me!}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Pans to Cloud Connie not responding]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| *still gasping* Cart!}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Cart appears and Cloud Connie jumps over it]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| AH, uh, WIND LIZARD!}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Wind Lizard appears]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Wind Lizard| *screeches*}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Steven climbs on Wind Lizard while Cloud Connie follows suit.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| *stammering* Connie can you hear me?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| Steven? Steven?!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Connie, I'm almost there, just a little bit further! AH! (''Cloud Connie pushes Steven off.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Steven falls and hits the cloud ground as Cloud Connie lands behind him.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| Rrrr.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Please, I don't want you, I want the REAL Connie!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| I know what you really want, I know how you REALLY feel! (''The wedding gown from before appears on her.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| Steven? *runs through clouds* Ah Steven finally, there you... are.}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Pans to Cloud Connie pinning down Steven]}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| *stammering* Help!}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Connie runs to Cloud Connie and pushes her away.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| AH!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| *grunting noises*}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| Keep away from him! *slashes sword*}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Cloud Connie poofs away, but poofs back.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| *to Steven* I know you like her!}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Connie lifts up sword to defend Steven.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| And I know you want her to like you too.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| No, don't listen! *tears up*}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Connie slashes Cloud Connie causing her to poof away again.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Cloud Connie poofs back on top of Steven.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| That's why you can't tell her the truth, but you WANT to! You wanna tell her!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| No!}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Connie runs toward them.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| Get off of him!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| Tell her Steven!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| I- unggggh...}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| Tell her!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Mmmmrng... - I liked the ending of the book!}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Connie stops.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| What?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| I-I thought it was sweet that Lisa and Archimicarus got together in the end! They were always so thoughtful towards each other, and I was so happy when they found the spell to make him human, and I loved every page about the cake, I wanted to draw a picture of it! I'm-I'm sorry I pretended not to like it, I just didn't want you to think less of me.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Cloud Connie| *sigh* That's better.}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Cloud Connie poofs away.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Connie walks towards Steven.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Do-do you think I'm a bad person for liking the ending?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| Of course not I... Steven it's just a book!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| But, you really care about it!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| I care about you more.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Even though I liked the wedding.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| Oh, of course you liked the wedding...You're Steven, you love "schmaltz".}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''Connie helps Steven up.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD||(''The [[Temple Gate|gem door]] opens allowing Steven and Connie to exit.'')}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| You make a good point, but don't you remember how Archimicarus cried in Book Three?}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| I thought that was because they lost the sword!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| No, she almost fell into the volcano! He was worried about her!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| But she had access to frost spells.}} |
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+ | {{TD|Steven| Yeah but Archimicarus didn't know that! Even birds can fall in love!}} |
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+ | {{TD|Connie| I guess you could read it that way!}} |
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+ | {{TD||[Pans to Steven's drawing of Lisa and Archimicarus, as Star iris closes in and fades to black]}} |
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Revision as of 16:27, 9 December 2016
This is a transcribed copy of Open Book. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode. |
Previous: "Rose's Scabbard" | Next: "Shirt Club" |
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(Steven is reading 'Destiny's End,' the last book in the "Spirit Morph Saga.") | |
Steven | *turns page, closes book, and exhales* |
Connie | *clears her throat* So... what did you think of the ending? |
Steven | Uh, I thought it was on page 917? |
Connie | I thought it was a disaster! |
Steven | *sweating* Uuuhhh... |
Connie | *stands up and begins pacing around* All the books leading up to this seemed to be taking on and subverting these "witch tropes" ... really self-aware about being a pastiche, you know? |
Steven | Uhm- |
Connie | But in the end, none of that even mattered. Lisa and her talking falcon, rebels challenging the stifling traditions of the magical bureaucracy? I loved that. Then her falcon turns into a human and they get married?! It completely dropped all the anti-authoritarian stuff and described a wedding cake for fifty pages! |
Steven | *going along with it* Yeah, that cake was worthy of twenty pages, tops. There weren't even strawberries on it. |
Connie | I bet since the books got so popular, the publisher put pressure on the author to water down the end for a larger audience appeal. (Steven looks uneasy.) Unlike art, the real world can't always win against the iron chains of authority. *lies down on the couch next to Steven, sighing deeply* That's my theory, anyway. |
Steven | Hmm... |
Connie | It's just disappointing, considering I invested extra money in the hard cover copies... *takes the book from Steven's hands and opens it, colored maps fall out* ... with maps. |
Steven | I wish I could give you a new ending. |
(Connie looks at him and smiles.) | |
(Steven's gem glows, activating Rose's Room. They get up to investigate the opened door.) | |
Steven | The temple door! It opened for me! *gasps* I can make anything I want in there! I can make us a new ending! |
Connie | Really? Well, what are we waiting for? |
(The two run inside Rose's Room.) | |
Steven | Uh... ta-da! |
Connie | Cool. |
Steven | This is my mom's room. I can control it, like this. *announces loudly* I want a tiny floating whale to give me some fin! |
(Whale appears, gives him a fin-five, makes a tiny "ah-ooo" sound, and disappears.) | |
Connie | *astonished* Unbelievable! How does it work? |
Steven | The room can make stuff out of clouds. We can make anything. |
Connie | Anything? How about the Infinity Fair from Book Four? With merchants from a million lands, selling goods from cultures long gone and yet to be! |
Steven | We should probably keep it simple. We don't want to overload the room. |
Connie | How about half the Infinity Fair? ... No, that's still infinity. Simple. Okay, well, what really matters are the characters. You should be Archamicarus. |
Steven | Okay. Room, I want to be a falcon! [Dramatic music plays] (A falcon costume appears on him, and he poses in front of a background of a large falcon in flight.) Oh, yeah, gotta keep it simple. [Music stops and background falcon disappears] |
Connie | *claps* Amazing! Okay, my turn. Room, I want to be Lisa. (Nothing happens.) Do I need to be more specific? You were pretty general with the falcon thing. |
Steven | Oh, sorry. I guess the room just makes things when I want it. Maybe this won't work after all... |
Connie | Why don't you just have it make a costume shop? |
Steven | Oh yeah, good idea. I want a costume shop! |
(A costume shop appears. Connie runs inside the shop.) | |
Connie | Wow, this place has everything! Even the childhood tunic! Wait, you thought it was red? |
Steven | Yeah, the color of the setting sun. |
Connie | *matter-of-factly* The sun sets black over the mine, Steven. |
Steven | Are you going to be young Lisa? |
Connie | Well, if we're really reworking this thing, I'm gonna make the ultimate Lisa, with the best gear from every book! Like... what if she never lost her iron sword? |
Steven | Whoa! |
Connie | And the cloak and the clasp are too signature not to do. |
Steven | For sure! |
Connie | And I always liked the dragon whisker boots from the volcano stuff in Book Three. |
Steven | Are you almost done? |
Connie | Wait a minute! |
Steven | *blushes* Come out, I want to see you! |
(Cloud Connie comes out of costume shop, outfitted in a Robin Hood-esque outfit, complete with an eye patch.) | |
Steven | Whoa, you look awesome. |
Cloud Connie | *blushes* Thanks. |
Steven | Okay, lets do this! |
(Steven and Cloud Connie run off laughing to somewhere else in the room.) | |
Steven | So, at the end of the series, Lisa and her falcon familiar, Archamicarus, are at the altar... [Altar appears] With a cleric... [Priest appears] About to get married. (Connie's outfit becomes a wedding dress, and Steven is down on one knee.) But we don't want that ending. [Wedding scene and clothes disappear] So instead, hmm, uhhh, I don't know. What do you think? |
Cloud Connie | Hmm, what do you think? |
Steven | *caught off-guard* Uhh, well, h-how about a different proposal, Lisa... a business proposal! We can start a business together and sell... uh, sell... turkey legs to make money to help out our fellow rebel comrades! |
Cloud Connie | Yeah, that's great! |
[A food cart appears] | |
Steven | I want an umbrella with that, if you would, Room. |
[Umbrella appears] | |
Steven | Turkey Legs! Get your rebel turkey legs! |
[Buildings appear and disappear as they walk by] | |
Steven | You think its okay for me to eat this if I'm a falcon? |
Cloud Connie | You are a bird of prey. |
Steven | So... what should our next move be as business partners? |
Cloud Connie | You tell me! |
Steven | Yeah? Oh, um... let's feed the Wind Lizard! |
[Wind Lizard appears] | |
Steven | *laughs* Look at this guy, he totally looks like a rebel! |
Cloud Connie | Wow, from Book Four! |
Wind Lizard | *screeches* |
Steven | Now, I know he lives in the mountains but he's just visiting because he heard about these turkey legs. Lisa, would you like to do the honors? |
Cloud Connie | Okay! |
Wind Lizard | *screeches and eats the whole turkey leg* |
Cloud Connie | He ate the bones! |
Steven | Okay! *scratches head* I guess our business is a success! |
Cloud Connie | If you think so! |
Steven | So, what now? Didn't you have a bunch of ideas? That it needed to more anti-authority and stuff? |
Cloud Connie | Sure! |
Steven | ... Okaaaaaaay. |
[Wind Lizard disappears] | |
Steven | So, we're... we're stopped by the authorities? |
[Knights appear] | |
Steven | Because... because we're selling without a permit! |
[Scroll appears in one knight's hand] | |
Steven | And we're not old enough to drive a cart! |
[Scroll appears in another knight's hand] | |
Steven | But these are uh, free-range turkeys! And they didn't listen to anybody, and that's what we're gonna do... right? |
Cloud Connie | Whatever you think! |
Steven | Really? All right. And then, I think they... don't like that, and they attack us! |
[Axes appear in the knights hands] | |
Steven | You can't stop us! *throws turkey leg* |
(The knights advance, and start attacking the cart.) | |
Steven | Jeez, these guys are corrupt! What should we do about 'em huh? |
Cloud Connie | What do you think we should do? |
Steven | *blushes* C-come on I'm really trying here! How do you want this story to end? |
Cloud Connie | How do you want this story to end? |
Steven | I don't know! I just wanted to do this for you. This isn't really like you I- *sigh* I don't want you to just do what I want. |
Cloud Connie | Uh, you want me to not d-do what you want? |
Steven | Connie, are you all right? |
Cloud Connie | I want what you want, what you want-want-want-want *repeats* |
[Flashback] | |
Steven | I want a tiny floating whale to give me some fin! [Whale appears] I want a costume shop! [Shop appears] I wanna see you! [Cloud Connie comes out] |
Steven | I-I created you! You're not Connie! I must've left the real Connie back at the costume shop. Sh-she could be anywhere! No, no, no, no, NO! I'm done, I'm done playing! *Steven's costume poofs away* |
(Steven poofs away his costume, the grass, the turkey cart, and then the knights. He tries to poof Cloud Connie away but she comes back.) | |
Steven | *gasps* |
(Cloud Connie reforms.) | |
Steven | *sweating* Why didn't you disappear with everything else? |
Connie | You told me not to do what you wanted. |
Steven | Uh... RRRRNG- where is Connie? |
Connie | *distantly* Steven? Steven? |
Steven | Connie? C-Connie, Is that you? |
(Cloud Connie grabs Steven's hand.) | |
Steven | *gasp* Please let me go, I want to find the real Connie! |
Cloud Connie | You told me you wanted- |
Steven | That doesn't matter! *runs while panting, while Cloud Connie chases after* Please don't follow me, I don't want you to follow me! |
[Pans to Cloud Connie not responding] | |
Steven | *still gasping* Cart! |
[Cart appears and Cloud Connie jumps over it] | |
Steven | AH, uh, WIND LIZARD! |
[Wind Lizard appears] | |
Wind Lizard | *screeches* |
(Steven climbs on Wind Lizard while Cloud Connie follows suit.) | |
Steven | *stammering* Connie can you hear me? |
Connie | Steven? Steven?! |
Steven | Connie, I'm almost there, just a little bit further! AH! (Cloud Connie pushes Steven off.) |
(Steven falls and hits the cloud ground as Cloud Connie lands behind him.) | |
Cloud Connie | Rrrr. |
Steven | Please, I don't want you, I want the REAL Connie! |
Cloud Connie | I know what you really want, I know how you REALLY feel! (The wedding gown from before appears on her.) |
Connie | Steven? *runs through clouds* Ah Steven finally, there you... are. |
[Pans to Cloud Connie pinning down Steven] | |
Steven | *stammering* Help! |
(Connie runs to Cloud Connie and pushes her away.) | |
Connie | AH! |
Cloud Connie | *grunting noises* |
Connie | Keep away from him! *slashes sword* |
(Cloud Connie poofs away, but poofs back.) | |
Cloud Connie | *to Steven* I know you like her! |
(Connie lifts up sword to defend Steven.) | |
Cloud Connie | And I know you want her to like you too. |
Steven | No, don't listen! *tears up* |
(Connie slashes Cloud Connie causing her to poof away again.) | |
(Cloud Connie poofs back on top of Steven.) | |
Cloud Connie | That's why you can't tell her the truth, but you WANT to! You wanna tell her! |
Steven | No! |
(Connie runs toward them.) | |
Connie | Get off of him! |
Cloud Connie | Tell her Steven! |
Steven | I- unggggh... |
Cloud Connie | Tell her! |
Steven | Mmmmrng... - I liked the ending of the book! |
(Connie stops.) | |
Connie | What? |
Steven | I-I thought it was sweet that Lisa and Archimicarus got together in the end! They were always so thoughtful towards each other, and I was so happy when they found the spell to make him human, and I loved every page about the cake, I wanted to draw a picture of it! I'm-I'm sorry I pretended not to like it, I just didn't want you to think less of me. |
Cloud Connie | *sigh* That's better. |
(Cloud Connie poofs away.) | |
(Connie walks towards Steven.) | |
Steven | Do-do you think I'm a bad person for liking the ending? |
Connie | Of course not I... Steven it's just a book! |
Steven | But, you really care about it! |
Connie | I care about you more. |
Steven | Even though I liked the wedding. |
Connie | Oh, of course you liked the wedding...You're Steven, you love "schmaltz". |
(Connie helps Steven up.) | |
(The gem door opens allowing Steven and Connie to exit.) | |
Steven | You make a good point, but don't you remember how Archimicarus cried in Book Three? |
Connie | I thought that was because they lost the sword! |
Steven | No, she almost fell into the volcano! He was worried about her! |
Connie | But she had access to frost spells. |
Steven | Yeah but Archimicarus didn't know that! Even birds can fall in love! |
Connie | I guess you could read it that way! |
[Pans to Steven's drawing of Lisa and Archimicarus, as Star iris closes in and fades to black] | |
[END] |