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Steven: Because I’ll look really cool!
*chuckling* You’ll look...like a clown!

Pilot

We’ve been protecting that Hourglass for a thousand years. Now that it’s activated, it can only be used by you for its chosen purpose. What did you use it for?
Steven: Comebacks...?
Comebacks? You used it, for comebacks?

—Pilot

Obviously, we're dealing with some super-powerful reality-warping entity.

—"Say Uncle"

WE'LL NEVER ESCAPE; THIS IS OUR NEW HOME!

—"Say Uncle"

I'M NOT OVERREACTING!

—"Say Uncle"

That's not my baby!

—"Say Uncle"

Steven, you're right. *cries loudly* HOW CAN I'VE BEEN SO BLIND!? I'M SO-RREEEEY!!!!!!! AWWWW, AWEEEE!

—"Say Uncle"

Season 1

Steven, until you learn to control the powers in your gem, *snaps Centipeetle’s neck* we’ll take care of protecting humanity, okay?

Gem Glow

I went back and paid for them.

—"Gem Glow"

All that matters is that Steven is happy.

—"Gem Glow"

Pay attention to these petals, Steven. The petals' dance seems improvised, but it is being calculated in real time based on the physical properties of this planet. With hard work and dedication, you can master the magical properties of your gem and perform your own dance! *summons spear* Like so.

—"Gem Glow"

What's in these things?

—"Gem Glow"

Greg is... nice, Steven, but I doubt Rose would entrust someone like him with such a powerful weapon.

—"Laser Light Cannon"

Some of us are trying to protect humanity!

—"Laser Light Cannon"

We have to place this Moon Goddess Statue on the top of the Lunar Sea Spire before midnight. Without it, the whole place will fall apart! Oh, Steven, you should have seen the spire in its heyday. It was an oasis for Gems on Earth. It's abandoned now, but we can still save it with this statue!

—"Cheeseburger Backpack"

Oh, no, no, no, this is even worse than the outside. Ugh... that's... oh! Oh, this didn't used to be so— Oh, and the water damage. This pillar... Oh, and this had a head... Oh, Steven, once the statue's in place, it'll restore all of this to its former glory.

—"Cheeseburger Backpack"

Don't touch those, their shards are deadly!

—"Cheeseburger Backpack"

I just want everyone to know: my plan would have also worked.

—"Cheeseburger Backpack"

Oh, Amethyst, there you are. Care to explain what one of my swords was doing in your room?
Amethyst: Having a "sword party."
Oh, please, you took it!

—"Together Breakfast"

It’s taken refuge in organic matter!

—"Together Breakfast"

These shards have a powerful partial consciousness that has been harnessed by gems throughout history in order to create semi-sentient drone soldiers with the capacity to follow basic orders. Gems once created an army of these drones, but found their obedience waned as the shards overdeveloped inside their uniforms and turned on their commanders. You see, any shard inside any sort of container could become a monster!

—"Frybo"

Didn’t you hear what I said about the living armor and infantries and many, many deaths?!

—"Frybo"

Mr. Fryman: You were great, Frybo. The kids today just didn't understand. Now, they never will.
Weren't people scared of it before it attacked them?

—"Frybo"

Steven: Pearl, I think our work here is done.
Put your clothes on, Steven.

—"Frybo"

All Gems have shapeshifting powers, Steven. We can turn into objects, we can change parts of our bodies or... we could do that.

—"Cat Fingers"

This just goes to show that you should always listen to me, and never listen to Amethyst.
Amethyst: That's fair.

—"Cat Fingers"

Let's set up a playdate! I'll write up an invitation and work out a schedule. Oh! We'll have to find out her favorite kind of tea.

—"Bubble Buddies"

Steven was so excited to meet you. Right Steven?

—Bubble Buddies

Unbelievable, this was once a Gem battlefield, now it's wild strawberries as far as the eye can see! Oh, that’s what I love about the Earth! Maybe this will be a light mission after all.

—"Serious Steven"

I misunderstood the point of this ride.

—"Serious Steven"

Steven, what have I told you about touching magical artifacts?!

—"Serious Steven"

There are sixteen doors, and we entered from the northeast and went through three consecutive rooms in a straight line... But arrived back here out the southern-most door, which could only mean... well, I don’t know what it means! I— This is a death trap!

—"Serious Steven"

This is unbelievable! This Gem-powered mechanism! It's manipulating the rooms above. Every room we entered spun us until we came back to the central chamber! It’s just like the teacups ride at Funland!
Garnet: Steven already figured that out!
Oh...

—"Serious Steven"

How could you possibly think punching a blood polyp was a good idea? Look at all the gunk you got on me! And look at Steven!
Steven: It's not so bad once you get used to it.
Amethyst: See? He likes it.

He certainly won't like it when it hardens.

—"Tiger Millionaire"

You're always putting us in danger with your little outbursts! Ugh, you are just... so... CHILDISH!

—"Tiger Millionaire"

I can't believe you've been sneaking off to this... this...circus of violence!

—"Tiger Millionaire"

We want to stop all wrestling everywhere! Are you going to let us destroy all wrestling? Eheheh.

—"Tiger Millionaire"

Ugh! Steven! This is a stealth mission! You're making too much noise! Take off the jacket!
Steven: But, *holds jacket tighter* I don't wanna catch a cold.
Then why are you still wearing sandals?

—"Arcade Mania"

Humans find such fascinating ways to waste their time.

—"Arcade Mania"

Road Killer: You're horrible!
Stop saying that!

—"Arcade Mania"

Well, we're all a team. Garnet just has heightened perception that guides us towards our mission objective.

—"Arcade Mania"

Amethyst: Ugh, you're no fun anymore. This is why we never form Opal.
We don't form Opal because you're difficult and a mess.

—"Giant Woman"

Is water just hydrogen and oxygen "mashed together"? ... Analogy wasted.

—"Giant Woman"

What Amethyst is attempting to say is, Opal is an amalgam of our combined magical and physical attributes fused into a single entity.

—"Giant Woman"

Amethyst: Well, I'm going with not Pearl.
Well, that's perfect, because I don't want to go with grammatically incorrect people anyway.

—"Giant Woman"

Ugh, Steven, we only fuse for deadly situations, does this look like a deadly situation?

—"Giant Woman"

What matter of magical alloy is this?
Garnet: It's a burrito.

—"So Many Birthdays"

GAH! You will remove that this instant!

—"So Many Birthdays"

Steven: Okay, there's no way you're not gonna love this! It's kazoo racers! You get in a car, you play a kazoo, what more could you want? Dad used to do this for me every year.
*whispers to Garnet* I think this is why aging makes humans DIE!

—"So Many Birthdays"

Steven: Wait wait wait. I wrote some jokes!- Why did Pearl throw butter out the window?...
I never did that. Steven, are you telling lies?

—"So Many Birthdays"

You have to feel like yourself! Sweet and considerate, and only occasionally obnoxious!

—"So Many Birthdays"

Amethyst: It's not lost. It's gross.
Yes, but Rose loved it anyway. She saw the beauty in everything, no matter how gross.

—"Lars and the Cool Kids"

Steven: What?! The janitor is the evil samurai president?! That's bananas!
Oh come on, it was so obvious. He's been mopping in the background of every fight scene. *shows Steven the movie cover* Look, here he is on the cover of the box.

—"Steven the Sword Fighter"

Well, if you ever want to see a demonstration of proper sword techniques, I'd be happy to show you.

—"Steven the Sword Fighter"

I can't leave you guys alone for a second.

—"Steven the Sword Fighter"

Amethyst: *innocently* Pearl, I got a boo-boo.
Oh, walk it off!

—"Beach Party"

Amethyst! Smacking it really far away doesn't solve anything! We needed to destroy it. Now it's just gonna come back later.
Amethyst: Yeah, so we'll deal with it later.
Ugh!

—"Beach Party"

Jenny: You afraid of getting a little sand in your hair, Kiki?
Kiki: No, just trying to keep tidy.
There's nothing wrong with trying to keep tidy.

—"Beach Party"

Nanefua Pizza: Hit Amethyst into the air as hard as you can!
With pleasure.

—"Beach Party"

Isn't it neat? It uses high-frequency sound waves as a message relay... Between two fixed points!

—"Rose's Room"

Steven: Woah! What magical place of mystery is this?
Amethyst: Well—
Oh, I'm so glad you asked! This was once a communication hub for Gem-kind. But lately, it's begun transmitting bursts of electromagnetic interference!

—"Coach Steven"

WAIT! Garnet, think about this. You and Amethyst can be a little... ehh... unstable when your personalities combine. We need to be careful! Fuse with me, instead.

—"Coach Steven"

There are... different ways of being strong.

—"Coach Steven"

Greg: Hey Pearl. Come to check out some buff studs?
No.

—"Coach Steven"

Steven, the legendary glass of time won't be nearly so small and insignificant. It'll be beautiful and grand. Like this one!

—"Steven and the Stevens"

There it is! The Shooting Star! An ancient elemental, so hot, and so volatile, it can only be contained in ice. Bare skin cannot endure its intensity!

—"Monster Buddies"

Who knows? Maybe when you have better control of your powers, you might help them in ways even your mother couldn't.

—"Monster Buddies"

Steven: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.
Just today you were crying about snakes.
Steven: They don't have any arms!

—"An Indirect Kiss"

And in the center of the garden-- Rose's Fountainoverflowing with your mother's healing, lacrimal essence!

—"An Indirect Kiss"

Now, now! Let's keep it together! Our memories of Rose can't be tainted by some overgrown brambles! Look at them. They're a mess without her guidance. Directionless, pathetic, clinging things.

—"An Indirect Kiss"

It's going to be okay, Garnet.
Garnet: Sure.
Y-you really think so?

—"An Indirect Kiss"

Amethyst, no more roughhousing, you'll exacerbate your crack!

—"An Indirect Kiss"

We could've probably gotten in without hurdling a giant rock into Rose's most precious sanctuary! But if you're okay with it, I'm fine, too!

—"An Indirect Kiss"

So, how do we begin our "school"?
Steven: Ugh... I... I don't know! This is everything Connie told me. Why do I never ask follow-up questions?! Who will teach little Stevie now!?
Teach you?! Steven! If only I had known that's what you really wanted!

—"Mirror Gem"

We found this Gem-powered mirror at the Galaxy Warp. It can capture and display any event it's witnessed in all of Gem history. It'll offer you everything you've ever wanted to know about your fellow Gems and our culture.

—"Mirror Gem"

Hmm. The asymmetry of this pile is really starting to bother me.

—"Mirror Gem"

It's talking to him? It shouldn't be able to do that. I-it should just be following orders...

—"Mirror Gem"

There's a lot you don't know about Gems, Steven.

—"Ocean Gem"

How could I have known the Gem contained in that mirror would be so powerful?

—"Ocean Gem"

Oh, how do I put this? All Gems aren't necessarily... good.
Amethyst: All those monsters we fight used to be just like us! Right, Pearl?
Yes. But they've become corrupted and broken. We have to take care of them, subdue them, contain them. It's the best we can do for them, for now. If we don't, then...

—"Ocean Gem"

Ugh... I hate fighting me!

—"Ocean Gem"

What you're looking at is a synthetic storm that was contained in—

—"House Guest"

Okay, so if the Geode breaks, then the storm will be unleashed and our bodies will be vaporized.

—"House Guest"

So, I've realigned the axles... Replaced the spark plugs... Sealed the leaks in the intake manifold gaskets, and recalibrated the timing belt. As long as you ease up on second gear, your transmission should be fine.

—"House Guest"

Steven: I've never seen so many warp pads before! I hope I have enough of these Crying Breakfast Friends stickers. Where do all these warp pads go, anyway?
Well, Steven, these warp pads were used to travel off-planet. They were our connection to the Gem Homeworld and to Gem-controlled planets all over the universe.

—"Space Race"

It's true. The galaxy warps have all been inactive for thousands of years.
Steven: Can't we fix them?
Garnet: No.
It's fine. I'll always have my memories of other worlds. But now I'm here... on Earth... Forever.

—"Space Race"

It really is incredible out there, though. I wish you could see it, Steven.

—"Space Race"

I think your calculations may have been off.
Greg: Well, they can't be off if you don't do any.

—"Space Race"

Here, look. You need smooth, curving surfaces. Otherwise, you're never gonna get enough speed to break Earth's gravitational pull. Probably swept-back wings for supersonic flight, airtight cockpit with ejector seat, and we'll need some serious engines, or maybe rockets would be better.

—"Space Race"

What?! This? Of course not. That would be ridiculous. I mean, yes, theoretically, it's not a stretch. You've got plenty of spare parts here, albeit for incredibly primitive propulsion-based space travel. The idea is ludicrous. It would never work, althoooough several humans, a monkey, and a dog did make it into space. I don't know why I've never even thought of it before. This could actually work!

—"Space Race"

I hear what you're saying, and I agree - it would be incredibly dangerous; a fool's errand. This chair is disgusting. But aren't the true fools the ones who don't seize an opportunity, despite all the inherent risks? And I'd be able to show Steven the wonders of the cosmos! And maybe just for a second, from a distance, I could see what's been going on without me. All right! Lets do it!

—"Space Race"

Is there a shop in town that carries F-1 single-nozzle liquid-fueled rockets?

—"Space Race"

Of course! We're also going to need a space suit for Steven so he doesn't freeze or explode.

—"Space Race"

Fine. If neither of you will help, I'll just do it by myself— Not like it'll be much different.

—"Space Race"

This will be perfectly fine, just a pop over to the nearest star system. I'll give him back in 50 years.

—"Space Race"

I'm so sorry... I almost got us killed!

—"Space Race"

You know, I think I'd rather be here on Earth.
Steven: With me!
Yeah. With you.

—"Space Race"

Heathen!

—"Secret Team", To Amethyst

Now everything goes back to normal and we never speak of this again.

—"Secret Team"

Amethyst: Eh, your terrible mistake. You shouldn't have had that bubble in the first place.
It never would have popped if you hadn't invaded my personal space!

—"Secret Team"

Steven: Is all the weird stuff that happens in Beach City because of us?
Well, yeah, obviously.

—"Keep Beach City Weird"

Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they make up stories to feel like they're a part of something bigger. They want to blame all the world's problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone's control.

—"Keep Beach City Weird"

Why does it have to be dinner? We get all the energy we need from our gems, and while our human constructs are capable of eating, I find it very uncomfortable.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

Steven! Ohh. Thank you so much. You don't know how horrified I was when that dreck nearly fell into our mouths. Eating food is so disgusting! You chew it into nasty mush, swallow that goop, and it comes out of you? What a completely horrid experience!

—"Fusion Cuisine"

Garnet: No dinner for 1,000 years.
Steven: 1,000?
We would never starve you, but you will lose your TV privileges... for 1,000 years.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

I suppose... Your mother had the power to grow sentient plant life to act as her defenders.

—"Watermelon Steven"

Let go of my spear, you little twerps. I'll destroy you!

—"Watermelon Steven"

Me? Nothing. I was just uh... well, you know how I always say... um, I just uh... I like to watch you sleep sometimes. And by sometimes I mean often.

—"Lion 3: Straight to Video"

...and he keeps sleeping on Steven's face! But Steven doesn't want me watching him anymore. So one of you two has to do it.

—"Lion 3: Straight to Video"

Oh, Steven, you're supposed to sneeze into your antecubital fossa.

—"Warp Tour"

Listen. Nothing on Earth can use the warps but us. Do you understand? Steven, nod in agreement if you understand. Nod in agreement—

—"Warp Tour"

I-... don't appreciate your tone.

—"Warp Tour"

These are the warps that once connected us to other planets. If something tried to come from space, it would be through here. But wait! This warp pad is broken, marked inactive by the very depressed cartoon breakfast sticker you placed here yourself!

—"Warp Tour"

They're coming back! I can't do this! Not again!

—"Warp Tour"

We'll keep working on the dance for now, and who knows, in a few years... I wonder though if Steven's body is capable of fusion. Fusion merges the physical forms of gems, but Steven is half-human. He's organic.

—"Alone Together"

This is unprecedented. A Gem fusing...with a human...being? It's impossible! Or at the very least inappropriate.

—"Alone Together"

Steven: Ooh hoo! You've got freezer burn, Pearl! Looks like you lose all your fish sticks.
What? I needed those for my bachelor meal combo. Now I can't ring the dinner bell. These rules make no sense.

—"The Test"

Oh, Steven, no, no, no. If the Spire had been crucial, we wouldn't have used it as a test for you. It's fine, really.
Steven: Test? What do you mean, "test"?
Uhhhhhhh, well it wasn't really a "test", per se. Not in the traditional sense. We just wanted to see if you were ready to go on missions.
Steven: That's exactly what a test is!
Euuuugghhhhh.

—"The Test"

Alright, Steven. We've adjusted the metaphysical properties of the temple to create a customized dungeon for you. Now, just beyond here are three chambers designed by each of us to simulate the challenges of a mission. Should you succeed, you will unlock the final door, where we will be waiting for you.

—"The Test"

The point is that he's come so far. He can make Rose's bubble! And he's pulled out Rose's shield twice. But he's lost his healing powers. We have to give him another "success". He can't lose his confidence like that again.

—"The Test"

Steven, a very long time ago, Gems tried to do something... very bad. It was something that would have damaged the Earth. Some Gems, like your mother, Garnet, and myself, felt that this was unfair to the life that already existed here, and so we swore to never let the Earth be used for their... purposes. Even if it meant- Even if it meant we could never go home.

—"On the Run"

Steven, we are not like the no home boys. We are literally standing in your home right now.

—"On the Run"

No, no. Amethyst, you're not the mistake. You're just the byproduct of a...big mistake. No, that's not- I... I just never thought of this as you. None of this is your fault. You didn't build this place. I-I'm sorry, Amethyst. I hope you can forgive me. You're the one good thing that came out of this mess. I always thought you were proud of that.

—"On the Run"

If the shooting star goes off mid-warp, it could explode forever in warp space. And even if we do manage to destroy the entire Galaxy Warp, they could still find another way to get here.

—"Winter Forecast"

Un-be-lievable! They really are! They used to disappear for days, watching those obnoxious tapes over and over and over. Until...
Steven: Until what?
I don't know. One day, they just... stopped.

—"Maximum Capacity"

Stop... coming... here... you... STUPID... BALLS!

—"Marble Madness"

Oh, why here? This site has been damaged enough by the Gems that were incubated here 6,000 years ago! That's it! It's confirmed. These things are up to no good!

—"Marble Madness"

Is she trying to re-activate the Kindergarten? Doesn't she know it'll destroy all life on Earth?!

—"Marble Madness"


Because we are the Crystal Gems! We're still alive, and we're still the guardians of this planet and all its living creatures!

—"Marble Madness"

This was a site of a historic battle. Every weapon here was left by a Gem over 5,000 years ago. I don't like to disturb it, but Garnet said we can't just leave these lying around.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Garnet: Countless Gems were broken here. It was a maelstrom of destruction and death.
But we won! Your mother led us to glorious victory! The odds were against us, and our hearts were uncertain. But we chose to fight alongside Rose, and here we made our stand against our Homeworld!

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Steven: What was Mom like?
She was courageous, and brilliant... and beautiful... Sometimes, you look so much like her.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

That's just the scabbard, Steven. It held your mother's sword. Nothing else could fit so perfectly inside. For all this time it's been... incomplete.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Shh! It's a secret, even to Garnet and Amethyst. Rose had a place that she kept hidden from all but me, but you have her gem. That place is yours now, and I can show it to you!

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Now it's just a three-hour hike that way, followed by a vertical climb at 90 degrees. Think you can handle it?

—"Rose's Scabbard"

I was your mother's sole confidant— for the words she could share with no one else, I was there to listen.
Steven: Why'd she keep so many secrets?
She had to, Steven! It's the mark of a great leader, knowing just what to keep hidden from everyone you're trying to protect.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Steven: Woah... I've been here before!
Wha— ? You must be thinking of someplace else, I'm the only other Crystal Gem that's witnessed the Armory's magnificence before now.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Her sword! Your mother's sword! It's a straight bladed saber that's pink with a red handle. There are vines etched in the guard that connect to a rose-shaped pommel.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

No, Rose didn't have a lion, because if Rose had a lion I would have known about it!

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Sometimes, you even sound like her... Do you remember this place? Do you have any of her memories? We were right here, over 5,000 years ago.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Everything I ever did, I did for her. Now she's gone, but I'm still here. Sometimes, I wonder if she can see me through your eyes. What would she think of me now?

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Have the shirts come to life and possessed the bodies of their wearers?!

—"Shirt Club"

Are the shirts destroying the wearer's will to continue on in this mortal coil, thereby shutting down Beach City?!

—"Shirt Club"

Steven, this sounds like a very abstract problem.

—"Shirt Club"

Excellent idea! Humans should stay on the other side of the fence like the sign says.

—"Story for Steven"

Greg: Aw jeez, what time is it?
N... ight... time?

—"Story for Steven"

I can sing!

—"Story for Steven"

I haven't heard a Wailing Stone activate since we used them for the rebellion, and I've never heard it sound like that!
Garnet: Someone is trying to send us a message.
But who? We've rounded up all the Wailing Stones on Earth, and we're not sending this message to ourselves. Unless... Amethyst?! Is this a prank?!

—"The Message"

No, no, we should be hearing a voice. Maybe this signal is too advanced for the Wailing Stone to process. That would explain the distorted audio.

—"The Message"

I had a feeling this wouldn't work, there's just no way that Greg's equipment can interface with our ancient Gem technology.

—"The Message"

I can't believe my flipping eyes!

—"The Message"

It's not a robot friend - it's a robot disruptor. It should produce a localized energy blast so when Peridot shows up to... meet with us, we'll have something that can knock out all her robonoids.

—"Political Power"

Alright, that was a start! Now I'm going to need to take some parts out of the washing machine. Steven, you might have to wear the same shirt for a while.

—"Political Power"

Oh, don't be dramatic. I saw humans get on fine without power for millennia. You used to hunt and gather, ha ha, what happened to that?

—"Political Power"

Garnet: We can light a fire in the fireplace.
Yes! Like early man.

—"Political Power"

What are you doing?! Get out of here!

—"The Return"

This is not a Gem-controlled planet!

—"The Return"

Unhand him!

—"The Return"
—"Jail Break"

Season 2

That could have gone... a lot worse.

—"Full Disclosure"

You always say you'll be the crocodile, but you never commit!

—"Full Disclosure"

I don't understand your human relationships. So, um... goodbye!

—"Full Disclosure"

Do you understand that cartoon show?

—"Reformed"

You're awfully young to begin something like this. But, I suppose I was only a few thousand years old when I began fighting alongside Rose Quartz.

—"Sworn to the Sword"

This is an Ancient Sky Arena, Connie, where some of the first battles for Earth took place. It was here that I became familiar with the human concept of being a knight, completely dedicated to a person and a cause. This is what you must become, Connie; brave, selfless, loyal... a knight!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

♪ You'd do it for him. And you would do it again. You'd do it for her, that is to say you'll do it for him. ♪

—"Sworn to the Sword"

♪ On the battlefield, when everything is chaos, and you have nothing but the way you feel, your strategy and a sword, you just think about the life you'll have together after the war. ♪

—"Sworn to the Sword"

♪ Deep down you know you weren't built for fighting, but that doesn't mean you're not prepared to try. What they don't know is your real advantage. When you live for someone, you're prepared to die. ♪

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Remember, Connie. In the heat of battle, Steven is what matters. You don't matter.

—"Sworn to the Sword"

WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU, ROSE!?

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Rose made me feel... like I was everything.

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Listen, Frybo, magic beings are indeed drawn to us, but we were here long before Beach City even existed.

—"Rising Tides, Crashing Skies"

Steven: Injectors? What're those?
You've already seen them. Well, you've seen them disabled. If Peridot reactivates them, they'll pick up right where they left off, planting Gems in the crust of the Earth, where they'll incubate and suck the life right out of the ground. We can't let Peridot restart Gem production here, if we do, the entire planet will become....
Garnet: Janked.

—"Keeping It Together"

Her fingers were too fast for us!

—"Keeping It Together"

Listen, Mr. Universe. Rose may find you charming, but that's only because you're human. You're a novelty, at best.

—"We Need to Talk"

Well, that's simple! Humans can't fuse! Fusion is the ultimate connection between gems. And you, are not, a gem!

—"We Need to Talk"

Amethyst: I think this one's my favorite.
... I think he's her favorite too.

—"We Need to Talk"

I don't get tired; I get results.

—"Chille Tid"

And I'm sick of these... life diapers!

—"Chille Tid"

Steven: Sleep it up, then!
Oh! Right. Is...this right?
Steven: No, you should lay down.
I get it now. Am I doing it?
Steven: Well, that's way better than before. But close your eyes all the way.
Okay. Alright. I'm sleeping now. I'm sleeping.

—"Chille Tid"

Ah, hahahaha ha! Oh, Rose, this is wonderful! I'm just having so much fun spending time with you, Rose! Forget about Greg! Let's go travel the galaxy!
Dream Rose: Pearl, thank you so much—for fixing my van!
EUUGHH!

—"Chille Tid"

I can't believe Peridot is giving us so much trouble! But it hardly matters, right Garnet? We can disable this tower as many times as we need to, together! Okay? Okay. I'm ready. Are you ready?

—"Cry for Help"

No! No, no, no, no! We just needed a reason to fuse! I just wanted to share a few more victories with you!

—"Cry for Help"

Greg: Well I gotta drive over to the next state, Keystone.
You mean the Keystone state?
Greg: Right, the state named Keystone.

—"Keystone Motel"

There he is! Hi, Steven! You're so talented!

—"Historical Friction"

I am a gem of many talents. A dedication to fact is just one of them.

—"Historical Friction"

Oh, what's 200 years between friends?

—"Historical Friction"

Look! I was right! My plan worked perfectly.

—"Friend Ship"

That's it, I'm taking her out!

—"Friend Ship"

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!

—"Friend Ship"

Okay, I realize that was a bit of a fiasco.

—"Friend Ship"

It's Peridot.

—"Friend Ship"

Ha! She's desperate.

—"Friend Ship"

Steven: What is-
Excellent question, Steven! What we see before us is an ancient interplanetary Gem vessel. Homeworld Gems used these ships to travel across the cosmos and land here on Earth before the warp pads were built. But these ships landed here so long ago that there's no way they can be functional.

—"Friend Ship"

Peridot is running out of options!

—"Friend Ship"

*interrupting Garnet* Ah yes! The task at hand! No more dawdling, let's go catch Peridot!

—"Friend Ship"

Please! Tell me! How can I make you forgive me!?

—"Friend Ship"

But it's true. No matter how hard I try to be strong like you... I'm just a Pearl... I'm useless on my own... I need someone to tell me what to do... When we fuse, I can feel what it's like to be you..! Confident and secure and complete... You're perfect... You're the perfect relationship... You're always together... I just—I wanted to be a part of that...

—"Friend Ship"

Well, yes. What other option do we have? Keep her outside on a leash? *laughs* Ha ha... Hmm...

—"Catch and Release"

Peridot: I'll never crack for the likes of you, you... CRYSTAL CLODS!
I'VE GOT YOUR CLODS RIGHT HERE, YOU LITTLE--

—"When It Rains"

All right. What we have here in the barn should be adequate enough for us to get started. First, I recommend we organize the component types and assemble a rough blueprint based off what we have available.

—"Back to the Barn"

Ugh... sorry, Steven, it's a lovely drawing but it won't look like this.

—"Back to the Barn"

Peridot: So, who do you belong to anyway?
NOBODY!

—"Back to the Barn"

Now listen here, you tiny twerp! In case you've forgotten, you're on our turf now! And I didn't fight a thousand-year war for this planet's independence to take orders from the likes of you!

—"Back to the Barn"

Mine's taller. I win.

—"Back to the Barn"

That's right! I am a PEARL!

—"Back to the Barn"

What you're saying may be true, but it doesn't matter! I'm still gonna kick your butt!

—"Back to the Barn"

You're holding it upside down.

—"Back to the Barn"

They're called wheels.

—"Back to the Barn"

Peridot, if you can get the magnetron out of that microwave, we'll have everything we need... except for the drill head.

—"Too Far"

Oh, it's lovely! To think we'd be using the same technology that started all this to fix it! This drill is pure irony!

—"Too Far"

We leave for one second and everything goes off the rails!

—"Too Far"

It's fine, it's fine, we'll build it bigger, stronger, we'll add SEATBELTS!

—"Too Far"

Rose Quartz believed all life was precious, and worth protecting.

It Could've Been Great

That's right, you can feel horrible all you want back at the Temple.

—"Message Received"

Amethyst: Is that another Pearl?
Steven: Who is she?
Ugh, not all pearls know each other, Steven.

—"Message Received"

Amethyst, really, this is no time to be fooling around.

—"Log Date 7 15 2"

Peridot: Hahahaha! I get the joke now!
Heh, yes well at least she isn't lion around anymore, heheh.

—"Log Date 7 15 2"

Season 3

Who knows what sort of destruction an unstable fusion like Malachite could cause?

—"Super Watermelon Island"

Be careful, Steven. Watch each other's backs.

—"Super Watermelon Island"

How on Earth did you bubble that whole thing?!

—"Gem Drill"

Peridot: I disobeyed a direct order from Yellow Diamond, and I called her a clod... to her face.
Oh, honestly, you call everyone a clod.

—"Hit the Diamond"

Earl!

—"Hit the Diamond"

I would've liked a hug.

—"Steven Floats"

This is what did it? Burgers?

—"Mr. Greg"

text = ... I don't know. Past experiences have taught me that three is a crowd.

—"Mr. Greg"

text = ♪ It's over, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it over? You won, and she chose you, and she loved you, and she's gone. It's over, isn't it? Why can't I move on? ♪

—"Mr. Greg"

♪ Who am I now in this world without her? Petty and dull with the nerve to doubt her. What does it matter? It's already done! Now I've got to be there for her son! ♪

—"Mr. Greg"

She always did what she wanted.

—"Mr. Greg"

It's alright Steven. Remember, she's not cracked, she's corrupted, and that's something different, something nearly impossible to describe.

—"Monster Reunion"

Steven: Pearl! Pearl! Pearl! Will you teach me to write in Gem?
Oh, Steven, it's very complicated. And you won't have much use for it.

—"Monster Reunion"

Well, Connie, your sword fighting skills have far exceeded my expectations. And, with my careful supervision, of course, I'm confident that you can handle a simple Gem recovery mission like this.

—"Gem Hunt"

Connie, you are my pupil, so I know your combat skills are excellent. But I'm afraid this is too risky. You've never been in a real fight before.

—"Gem Hunt"

And who's your favorite gem?
Steven: Pearrlll...
Why, thank you!

—"Gem Hunt"

Hello?! Anyone there?! I'm just going to keep talking until somebody answers.

—"Gem Hunt"

Steven? Connie? Is this because of the "Favorite Gem" thing? Heh, that was just a joke! ...don't tell Garnet.

—"Gem Hunt"

Connie: Of course, be safe!
That's my line.

—"Crack the Whip"

I'm glad you asked! Pearl points are awarded for punctuality, perseverance, and positivity. We may be smaller, weaker, and less gifted than our opponents but with these P's, we have the keys to success aaaand to the Pearl prize pouch!

—"Steven vs. Amethyst"

I've modified them to accommodate less...lethal training.

—"Steven vs. Amethyst"

What did you two do?! You've ruined the ruins!

—"Steven vs. Amethyst"

It's not always easy to understand Rose's choices... but we have to stand behind them.

—"Bismuth"

Bismuth: And, Pearl, remember when we stopped that drop ship? I'll never forget the look on that Nephrite's face when you pulled her out of the cockpit!
I know. How embarrassing for her.

—"Bismuth"

Season 4

Of all the indignities! Do what you want! I'll never talk!

—"Back to the Moon"

Amethyst: Ahem. We have someone we'd like you to meet!
Alright, let's meet this mysterious stranger.
Smoky Quartz: Heya, I'm Smoky Quartz! Nice to meet ya.
AAAAAWOAHHH WHAAAAT?

—"Know Your Fusion"

Here's a convenient marking of all the places where you should absolutely, under no circumstances, visit if you'd like to keep your short life.

—"Buddy's Book"

Yes, that's essentially what I just said. Anyway, glad we cleared that up. Fare thee well.

—"Buddy's Book"

Steven: Oh man, that sounds cool! We have an awesome night planned, too! We're doing a puzzle.
Amethyst: Wowee.
I know it sounds tame. But it has 612 pieces. And no corners!

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

Oh, yes. But I can make it look even gooder. It's cool, because the collar isn't supposed to go that way.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

I'll have one, too, Steven. I think I'll try drinkin' tonight.
Steven: Wow, really? I didn't know you liked apple juice!
There's a lot you don't know about me, Steven.

—"Last One Out Of Beach City"

Nostalgic for the suburbs? Psh, they've only existed for, what, 70 years?

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

Uhh... I just didn't realize humans could come with pink hair.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

Amethyst: Well, you sure showed those cups who's boss.
Amethyst, seat belt.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

New Pearl. No plan.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

What was I supposed to tell the DMV? That I’m from another planet?! I'm not exactly a citizen, Steven!!!

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

I was going to drink a juice and wear these -- ugh -- pants! And hit people gently enough as to not actually hurt them, and you'd say, "Wow, Pearl is really cool!" But nooo, instead, we drove to loud music, chased a mysterious woman into the night, and broke the law. Ugh, I've lost my edge. I should have stayed home with the puzzle.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

Steven: You're a criminal now!
"Now"? I've been a criminal for 6,000 years.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

I asked her about her hair, and then she asked how I colored mine. I told her, "My appearance is just a conscious manifestation of light." and she said, "I know how that is." although, heh, I highly doubt it. Oh! And then I added, "By the way, I saved your planet, and your species, and you're welcome."

—"Last One Out Of Beach City"

Hmm. Let's turn it down to about 2000 degrees, for now.

—"Gem Harvest"

So Andy, we heard you like marriage, so we thought, why don't we all marry each other?! And if that's not human enough for you, we can throw a little being born, and dying!

—"Gem Harvest"

Saving the Earth from Homeworld is its own reward.

—"Gem Harvest"

Yes! Was everyone thanked? Raise your hand if you were thanked!

—"Gem Harvest"

Greg: Uh, thanks. This some kind of kid's book? Oh. A dictionary.
Obviously, it's the best gift for a being that can't yet communicate.

—"Three Gems and a Baby"

Rose? Rose, it's me, it's Pearl. Are you in there? Glow twice for yes. Baby, please. I'm trying to talk to Rose.

—"Three Gems and a Baby"

Everyone calm down. Look. We can all see her. She's right there! She just can't reform because... she has this... baby around her. Rose, I know you're in there. I can let you out. We'll be... together... again. I can't. I can't! She wanted this so much. I just... don't... understand... why! Everything should grow, and everything should change, and isn't it so great how it comes so naturally to humans? Well, it's not natural for us! It's not natural for me.

—"Three Gems and a Baby"

Blue Diamond!? O-o-on Earth!? Amethyst, turn into a chair. I-I need to sit down.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

Oh no. It was very serious. When I still served... Homeworld, I saw it myself. A private menagerie deep in space. Humans in captivity. We were never able to rescue them. We had no way to get to them after the war. But, that was over 5,000 years ago.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

Well, at our current speed, we should be reaching the human zoo in approximately seventy human years! Just in time for Greg's 110th anniversary of being alive.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

Oh, I'm sure she was exaggerating. It probably just alters the definition for speed by manipulating space-time, but what effect would that have on organic matter? It might flatten Steven's body into a pancake of skin and bones.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

Our bodies are made of light, and usually, they form a mass dependent on the air pressure and the level of gravity in the environment, but we're in a situation where the normal laws of physics don't apply.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

I think in your attempt to fix our bodies, you may have accidentally shut off the calibration altogether. Our light-composed forms couldn't keep up with the ship moving faster than the speed of light.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

The human zoo. I can't believe it still exists.

—"Gem Heist"

Amethyst guards. Right, like we could just waltz up as an ownerless Pearl, a Fusion and, and you.

—"Gem Heist"

You're really gonna tell the Diamonds that you allowed a band of traitorous rebels to infiltrate a highly secure facility, and escape right under your careful watch? Doesn't sound like a wise thing to do, Holly Blue. [...] So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut. That will be all.

—"That Will Be All"

Amethyst! Steven! Look, we're building a tiny house. For crabs.
Garnet: Welcome to your new home.
Oh, they like it!

—"Are You My Dad?"

Honestly, I can't even draw a circle.

—"Are You My Dad?"

Steven!

—"I Am My Mom"

Season 5

This is hopeless. We'll never get that drop ship fly and we're losing time. Who knows what they're going to do to Steven. 'Hi Steven.' What are we going to do-
Steven: I'm back.

—"Lars' Head"

Oh, yes. This is the perfect time for a vacation. I mean, how often are we on the same planet together?

—"Gemcation"

It isn't the pain. It's the surprise.

—"Gemcation"

So, Homeworld... I always hoped you'd see it some day, but I thought I'd be there with you. Being taken there as a prisoner, I suppose it was something of a traumatic experience. It's just, Steven, I'm sure you have a lot of questions you'd like answers to, like about the Diamonds, for instance. There are things that are impossible for me to explain. But I want to. I -- *covers her mouth for a moment* Steven, I -- *covers mouth again and doubles over*

—"Gemcation"

And, as soon as we know of any impending danger, I'll give everyone a call on my cellular phone!
Kiki: It might be easier if you just send out a mass text.
What number do I call for "mass text"?

—"Letters to Lars"

Peridot: We do a scene about Steven every week.
Well, I think those scenes are good.

—"Letters to Lars"

There are certain things I can't tell you, but I can tell you I need my phone. Please. I can bring you back out once you find what you're looking for.

—"A Single Pale Rose"

No, it's Rose. What was she thinking? She can't have a baby.

—"A Single Pale Rose"

What am I going to do when she disappears? I'm going to lose her! Just like I lost my-(to Steven) what was it you said?
Steven: Your cellphone?
My cellphone!

—"A Single Pale Rose"

We're the only ones left. Homeworld. They were all leaving. We thought we'd won. There was a bright light and everyone was-why did I do it?

—"A Single Pale Rose"

You know this is crazy, right? Your status, my purpose. None of it will matter anymore. This will change everything.

—"A Single Pale Rose"

I wanted to tell you for so long.

—"A Single Pale Rose"

Pink Diamond's final command to me was that no one could know. But now that Steven does, I can finally tell you all everything!

—"Now We're Only Falling Apart"

You deserve to know everything. I was given to Pink Diamond a few thousand years before she was given the Earth. I was supposed to make her happy, I just... never could...

—"Now We're Only Falling Apart"

Pink Diamond: Could you imagine that running a colony would be this dull?
I could imagine it, if you would like me to, my Diamond.

—"Now We're Only Falling Apart"

You look so happy.
Pink Diamond: I won't be so happy when Blue and Yellow find out.
They won't find out.
Pink Diamond: How's that?
Because... You look just like a Quartz. You changed your shape for a day!

—"Now We're Only Falling Apart"

My Diamond? Please? Let's not draw any more attention to ourselves than we already have.

—"Now We're Only Falling Apart"

When she told the other Diamonds she didn't want to go through with the colony, they told her to finish what she started. When she told the other Diamonds she wanted to preserve life on Earth, they created the zoo and threw a handful of humans in. She did everything she could as Pink Diamond. But her status meant nothing to Blue and Yellow. So she decided to make a stand, as someone they couldn't ignore. She was going to scare every Gem off the planet. But everything changed when she saw... your fusion.

—"Now We're Only Falling Apart"

Oh! I thought- If a Ruby and a Sapphire- But you're a Diamond- Forgive me! What am I doing? I... I need to be replaced immediately!
Rose: No!
But I've been... imagining things, even when you haven't asked me to. I imagined that I ran away and met you here on Earth, a Rose Quartz. And I'm not yours, but, I make you so happy anyway! Isn't that ridiculous?! Tell me to stop!

—"Now We're Only Falling Apart"

There, there. It's going to be okay. She's going to come back! She's got to come back! If she doesn't then... then, there would be no more Garnet. And... what on Earth would we do without Garnet?
Sapphire: Oh, Pearl! How will I ever get her back?!
I- I don't know! You two are incredible together! It can't be over! It can't be!!

—"What's Your Problem?"

This folding bone is so nice! Who knew that planning a wedding could be so fun?

—"Made of Honor"

Oh, Steven. I just wish I could've said some things sooner about Rose, and Pink.

—"Reunited"

I won't give up. Everything I do, I do it for her! I do it for him!
Steven: Don't forget about yourself, Pearl!
I do it for me!

—"Reunited"

Steven! Oh, thank the stars! You're okay! What did White Diamond do? Did she hurt you?!

—"Familiar"

I'm only here because I'm bringing your things. And they consider me one of your things.

—"Familiar"

Era 3! Steven, you're already changing the world!

—"Together Alone"

Steven! Your manners!

—"Together Alone"

Amethyst: Wow! Nice form, Pearl.
Oh, heh, thank you. I'm particularly excited about the jacket.

—"Change Your Mind"

Aah! Steven! We fused!

—"Change Your Mind"

Room for three more?

—"Change Your Mind"

Steven Universe: The Movie

Steven! I'm learning to play the "bass".
Greg: I keep tellin' her it's "base".
Excuse me, b-a-s-s spells "bass".
Greg: You're the boss!
Heck yes, I am.

Steven Universe: The Movie

♫ Once upon a time, I only lived to be of Pink Diamond's service,
Till the day the two of us snuck down to be on this planet's surface
We became our fantasy,
And I was sure she set me free
But in the end, I guess I never left her side
And after love and loss and all the tears that I cried,
I find that... ♫
Steven and Pearl: Here we are in the future!

Steven Universe: The Movie

It really is her, but she can't be serious.

Steven Universe: The Movie

♫ How do you do,
My Um Greg Universe?
Thank you for bringing me into the world!
I am at your eternal service
Welcome to your new Pearl! ♫

Steven Universe: The Movie

My Um Greg, allow me.

Steven Universe: The Movie

Attention, everyone. Um Greg Universe has arrived.

Steven Universe: The Movie

I'm afraid I can't help. I'm currently in the service of my Um Greg Universe preparing for tonight's concert, showcasing a promising ensemble in the "rockinroll" genre.

Steven Universe: The Movie

As long as you exist, I will serve you!

Steven Universe: The Movie

♫ Nothing is holding me back now
No one can push me around
What do I wanna be?
I'm the master of me
And isn't the thought enough to lift me off of the ground? ♫

Steven Universe: The Movie

Steven Universe Future

That's an example of the use of the human short-range telecommunications device, called a phone.

—"Little Homeschool"

*sighs* I'm going to the bathroom!

—"Rose Buds"

Steven, isn't this super weird!?

—"Rose Buds"

They don't just look like her, they are like her. She made them. I thought I'd be more ready for this...

—"Rose Buds"

Pink Pearl: Oh, no, I know what a nickname is. It's just that it reminds me so much of Pink. She used to give silly little names to everything.
Looks like someone's still got it bad.

—"Volleyball"

I love your energy. It reminds me of when I was younger.
Pink Pearl: I'm older than you.

—"Volleyball"

Don't worry, Volleyball. I'll be right here holding your hand.

—"Volleyball"

It's sweet that you have these keepsakes, but, well, no need to be overly... attached.

—"Volleyball"

Destructive powers? Pink didn't have destructive powers; she was a healer! She didn't throw tantrums; she kept her feelings secret.
Pink Pearl: The Pink I knew couldn't keep a secret to save her gem.
Are you kidding? If anything, she was too good at keeping secrets, even from me!

—"Volleyball"

I'm sorry for not believing you. It looks like I'm still making excuses for her.

—"Volleyball"

Pink Pearl: How did you stop hurting?
I didn't.

—"Volleyball"

Steven, you've literally invited all problematic Gems from across the universe to come here and learn a better way of living.

—"Bluebird"

Steven, why is Greg crying in the bathroom?

—"Bluebird"

Of course. He's been a dream for Rainbow. I can take things from here.

—"A Very Special Episode"

Wow, Onion, that's a beautiful bag of hair. Whose is it?

—"A Very Special Episode"

It's getting really weird here. Steven, you were never like this. You were such a good kid. I'm so sorry I never told you that- *drops phone* Aah! I-I can hear him, but I can't see him. I think he's in the walls. I don't know how he got there, and I don't know how to get him out!

—"A Very Special Episode"

Steven, there's a snake!

—"A Very Special Episode"

Steven, no, the danger!

—"A Very Special Episode"

No! Let Rainbow save them.

—"A Very Special Episode"

Who are you talking to? *volleyball hits her in the head* Ow!

—"A Very Special Episode"

Hold it. According to my weather application, it's going to snow all day and overnight. You're going to freeze if you don't put on a puffer, a hat, and two scarves. Better make it three.

—"Snow Day"

The power of Steven Tag compels me!

—"Snow Day"

We just miss you, Steven.

—"Snow Day"

He's a survivor, just like you.

—"Prickly Pair"

Garnet: He's quite the talker.
And he said my name!

—"Prickly Pair"

Cactus Steven: I can't tell Pearl how I feel, 'cause she'd blame herself!
What-?

—"Prickly Pair"

G-ge- Garnet!

—"Prickly Pair"

Is there anything you need to talk about...?

—"Prickly Pair"

How could this happen? You crashed the van with Greg inside? You know how fragile he is! These pink outbursts of yours are getting out of hand.

—"Fragments"

We need to do something about this before someone gets hurt!

—"Fragments"

I've sent so many messages but he hasn't replied.

—"Fragments"

Hospital?! When were you in the hospital?

—"Everything's Fine"

What happened to him? First, he says he's a shatterer, and then he's turned into...this thing!

—"I Am My Monster"

Deep inside this...monster. Steven must be in there, so angry.

—"I Am My Monster"

Steven, I know how awful it feels to keep a part of yourself secret! You shouldn't have to hide anything from me!

—"I Am My Monster"

Oh, so soon! Well, all human adolescents need to seize their independence eventually.

—"The Future"

But Steven, it's a good thing that you're going to get out there and explore the world. It's not something to be sad over.

—"The Future"

*crying* Ah, I love that ukulele! I'll never play anything else!

—"The Future"

Shorts

Welcome to Gem classroom. I'm Pearl, and today we're going to talk about what Gems are.

—"What Are Gems?"

Steven: What if a Gem is half human?
That is a very good question! The answer is you! Why don't you write an essay about what it's like to be yourself?

—"What Are Gems?"

Amethyst: Yeah! We'll like it. Even if it's bad.
Amethyst! Uhh... It's true though.

—"We Are the Crystal Gems"

♫ If you could only know, what we really are
When we arrived on Earth, from out beyond your star
We were amazed to find, your beauty and your worth
And we will protect your kind,
And we will protect your Earth
And we will protect your Earth,
And we will protect you! ♫

—"We Are the Crystal Gems"

♫ I will fight in the name of Rose Quartz!
And everything that she believed in! ♫

—"We Are the Crystal Gems"

We understand that Gem production was extremely damaging to the Earth, and we deeply regret our involvement in this process. The era of Gem production on Earth is over, and while we've left scars, please know we've done everything we can to counteract the damage that was done to here!

—"How Are Gems Made?"

Steven! Stop filming and hel-

—"Unboxing"

I'm great at collaborating!
Amethyst: Yeah, right.

—"Fusion"

Steven, are you sure that's the right number? I keep typing it in, but it doesn't seem to be playing.
Steven: Oh, you need to hit "Start".
Ah... I see.

—"Gem Karaoke"

Amethyst: Uh, Pearl? How many times did you enter the song number before hitting "Start"?
Uh, probably about 15 times?

—"Gem Karaoke"
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Crystal Gems Half: Steven Universe

Unfused: Rose Quartz • PearlAmethystRuby • Sapphire • Peridot • Bismuth • Lapis Lazuli • Larimar
Fusions: Garnet • Alexandrite • Opal • Sardonyx • Sugilite
Hybrid Fusions: Stevonnie • Smoky Quartz • Rainbow Quartz 2.0 • Sunstone

Homeworld Gems Unfused: Aquamarine • Emerald • Diamonds (Blue Diamond • Yellow Diamond • White Diamond • Pink Diamond) • Lapis Lazulis • (Mean Lapis• Nice Lapis) • Pearls (Blue PearlYellow PearlPink Pearl) • Quartzes (Cherry Quartz • Holly Blue Agate • Jasper • Hippie Rose Quartz • Shy Rose Quartz • Superfan Rose Quartz) • Spinel • Rubies (ArmyDocEyeballLeggyNavy) • Zircons (Defending ZirconProsecuting Zircon)

Fusions: Bluebird AzuriteMalachite

Other Unaligned Gems: Fluorite • Padparadscha • Rhodonite • Rutile Twins

Other: Holo-Pearl

Humans Main: Greg Universe • Connie Maheswaran • Lars Barriga • Sadie Miller

Recurring: Andy DeMayo • Bill Dewey • Buck Dewey • Quentin Frowney • Mr. Fryman • Peedee Fryman • Ronaldo Fryman • Jamie • Kevin • Doug Maheswaran • Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran • Marty • Barbara Miller • Jenny Pizza • Kiki Pizza • Kofi Pizza • Nanefua Pizza • Shep • Harold Smiley • Sour Cream • Vidalia

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