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{{TD|Steven| Garnet, tell Pearl to let me see the thing- *Garnet puts finger to his lips*}} |
{{TD|Steven| Garnet, tell Pearl to let me see the thing- *Garnet puts finger to his lips*}} |
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{{TD|Garnet| Shh... *has finger on Steven's lip*}} |
{{TD|Garnet| Shh... *has finger on Steven's lip*}} |
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− | {{TD|Steven| Aw, man. I wanna come next time. I even wrote us a song. *takes out ukulele* It’s like| “If you’re...” W-wait, hold on. *tunes ukulele, sings [[We |
+ | {{TD|Steven| Aw, man. I wanna come next time. I even wrote us a song. *takes out ukulele* It’s like| “If you’re...” W-wait, hold on. *tunes ukulele, sings [[We Are the Crystal Gems|We Are The Crystal Gems]]*}} |
{{TD|All Gems| *clapping*}} |
{{TD|All Gems| *clapping*}} |
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{{TD|Amethyst| *chuckle* What’s with the part about pizzas?}} |
{{TD|Amethyst| *chuckle* What’s with the part about pizzas?}} |
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This is a transcribed copy of Pilot. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode. |
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Speaker | Dialogue |
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[Open Int. Steven's Room- Steven] | |
(Steven eating potato chips, staring at the Warp Pad for the Gems to return then, Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl warp in) | |
Steven | You’re back! |
Amethyst | Hey Steven, look at this! *pulls out a small Electric Skull which cackles* |
Pearl | Woah, what are you, crazy?! *knocks the Electric Skull out of Amethyst's hand and steps on it* |
Steven | What the heck was that?! |
Pearl | An Electric Skull, our Crystal Palace was swarming with them. *sits down on couch* |
Amethyst | They were after this. *takes out The Hourglass from fanny-pack* |
Steven | *entranced* Can I see that? |
Amethyst | Yeah, sure. *Hourglass falls into Amethyst's hand* |
Pearl | *interrupts* No! It’s extremely powerful, we shouldn’t have even brought it home. |
Steven | Garnet, tell Pearl to let me see the thing- *Garnet puts finger to his lips* |
Garnet | Shh... *has finger on Steven's lip* |
Steven | Aw, man. I wanna come next time. I even wrote us a song. *takes out ukulele* It’s like |
All Gems | *clapping* |
Amethyst | *chuckle* What’s with the part about pizzas? |
Steven | That’s just a best case scenario. |
Pearl | You wanna sing that during battle? |
Steven | Yeah. |
Pearl | Why? |
Steven | Because I’ll look really cool! |
Pearl | *chuckling* You’ll look...like a clown! *Pearl and Amethyst laugh* |
Garnet | Hey! Don’t make fun of Steven. |
Pearl | Look Steven, you’re still too young to come with us. You don’t even have powers in your gem. |
Steven | But I wanna help! |
Amethyst | Why don’t you grab us some doughnuts? *gives him a wad of money and hints at it* |
[Trans. Ext. Steven’s Room- Steven] | |
Steven | *looks in hand and finds The Hourglass, gasps* The thing! *excitedly goes to Big Donut* |
[Trans. Int. Big Donut- Steven, Lars and Sadie] | |
Lars and Sadie | *Murmuring to each other* |
Lars | Well, if it isn’t Steven, of the “crystal femmes”. |
Steven | *sighs* Hey Lars. *slams money on counter* Just give me three doughnuts. |
Lars | You want me to connect them with a hot dog? |
Steven | *gasps, looks at “dog-nut” ad* Oh, no, they’re not for me. It’s for Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl. |
Lars | *getting doughnuts* What are they anyways? Witches or ghosts or something? |
Steven | They’re Crystal Gems and they save the world, like all the time. And I’m a Crystal Gem too. |
Lars | Aren’t they all like, hot girls? You’re not exactly a hot girl, Steven. (Steven grabs doughnuts and walks out) |
Sadie | Uh, Lay off! |
[Trans. Ext. Big Donut- Steven] | |
Steven | *grumpily to himself* “Not exactly a hot girl.” Well, if I was, I wouldn’t be talking to you. *gasps* Aw, I should have said that, that’s really funny! *Hourglass activates, whites out screen* |
[Trans. Int. Big Donut](Steven is suddenly back in the Big Donut, at the counter) | |
Lars | -not exactly a hot girl Steven. |
Steven | *confused gasps, stuttering* Well, if I was, I wouldn’t be talking to you! *triumphantly laughs* |
Sadie | *laughing* Steven, good one. *hi-fives* |
Lars | *frustrated* You’re a joke! You know that right? You’re a big joke! |
Sadie | Lay off! *Steven walks out again* |
[Trans. Ext. Big Donut- Steven] | |
Steven | The thing, did it let me do that comeback to Lars? Ugh, what’s his problem? Calling me a joke. *pretending to talk to Lars* Must be tougher for you Lars, at least people like jokes. Ah that’s what I should’ve-! *Hourglass activates, gasps happily* |
[Trans. Int. Big Donut](Back once more) | |
Lars | You’re a joke! You know that right? You’re a big joke! |
Steven | *excited* It must be tougher for you, Lars. At least people like jokes! *laughs* |
(Steven grabs doughnuts and runs out) | |
Sadie | *laughing* Oh Steven, you’re on fire! |
[Trans. Int. Steven’s Room- Pearl, Garnet and Amethyst] | |
Garnet | *to Amethyst*...I just have a bad feeling. *Steven enters* |
Steven | I was at the Big Donut, and Lars was giving me trouble, and he was like “You’re a joke!” and then, the thing *reveals Hourglass* took me back in time, and I was like- |
Pearl | Wh-why do you have that? *stares at Amethyst* Why did you give him that!? |
Amethyst | He wanted to see it! I was letting him see it! |
Pearl | *to Steven* We’ve been protecting that Hourglass for a thousand years. Now that it’s activated, it can only be used by you for its chosen purpose. What did you use it for? |
Steven | Comebacks...? *Amethyst laughs* |
Pearl | Comebacks? You used it, for comebacks? |
Garnet | *suddenly* Look outside.(All rush to window) |
[Trans. Ext. Big Donut- Gems, Steven, Sadie, Lars and Electric Skull](Electric Skull wandering around outside, bringing thunder clouds, Gems and Steven approach) | |
Pearl | We’ve led it right to us. Oh, Steven, it can see the holes you’ve ripped in the fabric of time. |
Garnet | Steven! Why are you such a butt face? |
Steven | *hurt* W-w-What? |
Garnet | Gems! Call your weapons! |
(Gems summon their weapons and attack the ES (Electric Skull), Pearl is grabbed, and thrown, Amethyst attempts to save her w/ her whip but is thrown against the Big Donut sign and both it and her fall to the ground while Sadie and Lars watch) | |
Steven | Pearl! Amethyst! |
(Steven catches Amethyst, pushes Sadie and Lars out of the way and then crawls over to Pearl. Garnet punches the ES, pulling one of its hair tendrils out) | |
Steven | Is this normal? Are we winning? |
Garnet | No, this is bad, Steven. Help! |
Steven | |
(Garnet, previously) | |
Garnet | Why are you such a butt face? |
Steven | *eyes closed* I can’t help it, what’s your excuse? |
Garnet | *gasp* You did it. What happened? |
Steven | *analyzing* Get back! *pushes Garnet, ES slams ground, throwing Steven up near Big Donut sign* Oh, oh, get up here! *Gems jump up, behind sign* We can’t get close to it but we’ve got to take out its hair thingies! Everybody push! (All push sign) Eat this! |
(Sign falls on ES, pinning it and causing lightning to blast it, burn its hair and explode, clouds dissipate) | |
Steven | *victory scream, to Lars and Sadie laughing* I saved you, I saved you! And you guys! I wish I could’ve told you this morning, that this “clown” was going to save your life! *Hourglass activates* No, no no! *repeatedly* |
[Trans. Int. Steven’s Room] | |
Pearl | *laughing* You’ll look, like a clown. |
Steven | NOOOO! *throws Hourglass to floor, breaking it into pieces* |
Pearl | What the? |
Amethyst | It’s okay Steven. You’re our clown. |
Pearl | Yes, a very hilarious clown. |
Garnet | Hey! Don’t make fun of Steven. |
Steven | Yeah! This clown is gonna save your lives. |
[End] |