Restaurant Wars/Transcript

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[Episode begins at Beach Citywalk Fries]

(Steven walks up to the counter where Peedee is)

Steven: Give me the...

(Steven puts his fists down on the counter and pauses)

Peedee: Just hurry up and say it Steven.

Steven: Actually, what else you got?

(Steven points his fingers at Peedee)

Peedee: You could order actual fries.

Steven: Nah, let's really try and shake things up today.

(Steven throws his arms in the air)

Steven: I want to order *Steven puts his fingers in quotations* "off-menu".

Peedee: *sigh* You always order off-menu, Steven. Let me see what I can find. Be back in a sec.

Steven: I really appreciate it!

(Peedee goes into the back of the shop)

[Time skip to moments later]

Peedee: Steven! Check this out!

(Peedee puts a tray mozzarella sticks on the counter)

Peedee: Boom!

Steven: Mozzarella sticks!

(Steven picks up the tray)

Steven: With all the fixin's!

Peedee: I can't believe it either! They were way back in the freezer for some reason. Feels good to fry something else for a change.

Steven: Thanks Peedee.

(Steven walks down the boardwalk, taking a bite out of one of the mozzarella sticks, and passes Fish Stew Pizza, where Kofi Pizza watches through the door. Kofi runs out of the pizzaria towards Steven.)

Kofi: Steven! What is this?

Steven: (Steven's mouth full of food) Mmmm...

Kofi: Bread, cheese, marinara sauce? The basic elements of a pizza! Where did it come from?

(Steven points to Beach Citywalk Fries)

Steven: Mmmm

Kofi: Fryman, infringing, on my business? I have been ready for this day.

(Kofi walks back into Fish Stew Pizza and puts up a new sign that says "Now serving fries".)

Steven: Now serving... Fries?!?!

(Drums play in the background)

Mr. Fryman: So, it begins anew, eh, Kofi?

Kofi: Just like old times, Fryman.

Mr Fryman: Kofi!

Kofi: Fryman!

Kofi and Mr. Fryman: Restaurant War!!!!

(Steven watches the two, confused.)

[Black screen that says Restaurant War in red text. Underneath in white text it says First Strike]

(Later in the day, fries, ketchup, pizza slices, bread sticks, and people are seen lying down on the ground. A seagull swoops down and takes a bread stick, and when Steven passes a shirt shop, the employee hides in fear. Steven spots a pizza mascot outside Beach Citywalk Fries.)

Steven: Peedee?

(Peedee turns to Steven and then looks away.)

Peedee: Don't look at me, Steven.

(Steven puts his hand on the mascot's shoulder which causes Peedee to scream.)

Peedee: I said don't look at me!

Steven: What happened?

Peedee: I violated the food treaty.

Steven: What do you mean?

Peedee: Years ago...

(A treaty is shown in the background with Mr. Fryman and Kofi shaking hands.)

Peedee: My dad and Kofi signed an agreement to not steal each other's business. When I fried up those mozzarella sticks...

(The background turns into flames.)

Peedee: I reignited the hot oil of war.

(Peedee sighs and puts his hand on his eye.)

Steven: Don't blame yourself. I was the one who wanted to "shake things up."

Peedee: Oh, yeah, it's your fault.

Mr. Fryman: As a valued customer, I wanted to know your thoughts on a new menu item.

(Mr. Fryman pulls out a fried pizza.)

Mr. Fryman: Deep-fried Pizza!

Steven: Actually could I just get some fries?

Mr. Fryman: We're all out of fries.

Steven: What?! Even the bits?!

(Mr. Fryman pulls out a tray of pizza bits.)

Mr. Fryman: We have pizza bits now!

Steven: But how can you guys be out of fries? This is the fry shop! You're Fryman! Look at your hair.

Mr. Fryman: What about my hair?

(In the back of the fry shop.)

Ronaldo: Ugh, I can't connect to Fish Stew Pizza's wifi.

Mr. Fryman: Hey, you got no time for internetting. You're doing deliveries now.

(Mr. Fryman takes Ronaldo's laptop and gives him a bag of food to deliver.)

Ronaldo: But I don't even have a car!

Mr. Fryman: You got those wheelie shoes, don't ya?

Ronaldo: Yeah...

(Ronaldo turns on the ball at the bottom of his left sneaker and skates out of the shop. Steven, looking guilty, walks away into Fish Stew Pizza where Kiki is taking orders and Jenny is behind the counter.)

Steven: Jenny? You're working the counter?

Jenny: I know right? Things have been crazy since the war has been back on.

(The phone rings).

Jenny: The phones have been ringing off the hook.

Kiki: I'll get it!

(Kiki picks up the phone off-screen.)

Kiki: Thanks for calling Fish Stew Pizza. We do fries now.

Jenny: Anyway, I'm obligated to tell you about our special new menu item.

(Jenny takes out a pen and notepad.)

Jenny: French fry pizza with french fry crust and twice baked french fry on the side. Cause we do fries now.

Steven: I'd just rather have my usual...

Kofi: Steven!

Steven: Oh, hey Kofi.

Kofi: Before you place your order, you must sign these papers.

(Kofi struggles but eventually puts a stack of papers on the counter.)

Kofi: And pledge your allegiance to Fish Stew Pizza. Not only that, but you will be issued a brand new permanent VIP pizza card.

(Kofi takes out a branding iron that says VIP on it, scaring Steven out of Fish Stew Pizza.)

Mr. Fryman: Steven! (Running towards him) You forgot your pizza bits!

Kofi: Steven! (Pulls out branding iron) Let me reward you for being such a good customer!

Steven: (Yells and runs away) Ahhhh! What have I done?!

[Black screen appears again. Underneath in white text it says, "Hearts & Minds".]

[Inside Steven's home.]

Steven: Thank you all for coming, Ronaldo, Kiki, Jenny, and Peedee. I've called you here tonight because this war between your parents has to stop.

Jenny: Steven, how do you think we feel. Do you know how many metal concerts I've messed because of this war?

Kiki: How many?

Jenny: Umm...Like 1?

Ronaldo: Do you know how much blogging I haven't been able to do?!

Steven:I don't but..This is all my fault, if only my taste buds weren't so adventurous but I promised to find a way to work this out.

Peedee: How? there is no end in sight to all this fighting.

Steven: Hmmm....We need to stop this hate, with some sort of opposite of hate. Oh! Ronaldo! Kiki! You're sitting next to each other.

Kiki: Where you going with this, Steven?

Steven: You guys should be pretend to be in love, there won't be anytime if your family's have to plan a wedding together.

Kiki: Well, I guess we could try? Anything to get this war over it.

Steven: Alright! We'll fight this war with the power of love.

Ronaldo: No way! We can't do this because I... Have a girlfriend.

Jenny: (Whispers with Peedee) Where she at though?

Peedee: You said what I was thinking.

Steven: Okay, you don't have to pretend to get married just, pretend to be in love long enough to get this fuide over with.

Ronaldo: I...Got a bad feeling about this.

Jenny: Shut up Ronaldo! Nothing 'bad' is going to happen and, you get to spend time with the cutest girl in Beach City.

Kiki: (Jenny hugs Kiki) Hehehe.

[Cut to the outside of both restaurants.]

(Jenny and Ronaldo run to each other to the middle of the Restaurants.)

Ronaldo: Ahhh, Kiki, my darling.

Kiki: Oh Ronaldo, my sweets.

Ronaldo: My dearest sweet Kiki, who I love, with all my blog.

Mr. Fryman: What the?

Kiki: Hehe, oh Ronaldo, you're so sweet and quirky in a way I can tolerate.