Room for Ruby/Transcript

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Speaker	Dialogue
The episode starts on a starry night. A shooting star passes by.
Steven	Ooh! There's one! Garnet you got to make a wish!
Garnet	Alright.
Steven	Close your eyes. All of them.
Garnet	Ok, ok.
Steven	Now make your wish. But don't tell me what it is. (Whispering) Garnet, what did you wish for?
Garnet	I wished... for another shooting star so that you could make a wish.
Steven	(Blushing) Oh my gosh.
A red shooting star passes by.
Steven	(Gasps) Garnet! It worked! Is that star... screaming?
The star crashes on the beach, and it turns out to be a Ruby.
Steven	What's that? It's navy!
Garnet	That's... a Ruby.
Steven	Don't you remember? I gave them all names. This one's navy 'cause her gem is on her navel.
Garnet	Oh. I finally get it.
Navy jumps towards Steven. He quickly reacts and summons his bubble shield.
Navy	Oh please! Oh please! Don't make me go back to Homeworld! Oh. I wanna stay here with you.
Garnet	This... is a surprise.
Steven	You... wanna live on Earth?
Navy	Yeah. All the other Rubies are mean to me. I just want to be somewhere where I can be myself.
Steven	You are not mad at us from before?
Navy	What do you mean?
Steven	You know, about tricking you into playing baseball?
Navy	That was fun!
Steven	Or, when Amethyst pretended to be Jasper?
Navy	I've got to admit, that was pretty clever.
Steven	Or when we blasted you all out into space and stole your ship so you'd be stranded forever?
Navy	Well, we were fighting so it's understandable.
Garnet	I don't know about this. She tried to stab you in space.
Steven	That was Eyeball. This is Navy. She always seemed really nice, actually.
Navy	Hey thanks!
Steven	And you know, a Ruby falling from the sky, discovering this beautiful world. Sounds a lot like a story you told me once.
Garnet	(Blushing) Oh stop.
Steven	Let me take it from here! I know exactly where she'll fit in.
Garnet	Alright Steven Universe. Go work your magic.
The scene shifts to the DeMayo Barn. It's early in the morning.
Peridot	Finally. There's a star to wish on. (Points to the Sun as it rises on the horizon)
Steven	Peridot! Lapis!
Lapis and Peridot	Steven!
Pumpkin runs to Steven barking excitedly.
Steven	And Pumpkin. Can't forget you.
Peridot	Well well, back again. You should just move in with us at this point.
Steven	Actually, maybe not me. But I know someone else who might be interested.
Navy	Hi! I'm Navy, a refugee from Homeworld. Just like you guys. (Giggles)
Peridot	So uh, when did you show up on Earth?
Navy	Today
Peridot	New Barnie!
Lapis	What! No! Hold on. Can we... talk about this first?
Peridot	Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah. Of course. I love talking.
Lapis encases Navy in a water bubble.
Lapis	Steven, this makes no sense. Why would she wanna live here? We've been awful to her. She must hate us.
Steven	She doesn't though. Give her a chance. She's on our side now.
Peridot	Just like that? Wow.
Lapis	There's no way!
Steven	Well, you guys wanted to start a new life here too. It can totally happen.
Lapis	Even if she wants to be here, she doesn't know what she's getting into. Life on Earth is really confusing. It took me a long time to get used to it. I'm still getting used to it.
Steven	(Faintly)Hmm.
Peridot	But! We can show her the way. I mean, we've been through there in all on this stuff. It would be cool to share what we've learned. And, you know, I think we'll be really good at it.
Lapis	Ok, ok. I'll give it a try. But we'll have to take it slow.
Peridot	Yeah!
Steven	This will be great! I just know it!
Pumpkin barks at Navy. Lapis snaps her fingers to dispel her water bubble and release Navy.
Navy	Thank you!
Later. Just outside the barn.
Peridot	So you're an earthling. But what does that mean? Well, the answer is (Lapis flips the board) "Who knows?" (Laughs) And that's the beauty of Earth. Nothing here makes sense but that's why you have us now.
Lapis	It might be hard to like Earth at first. It is where a bunch of bad stuff happened.
Navy	I love it! It's so sunny.
Peridot	Ah, yes! The sun. Ever burning. Until it's not.
Lapis	This planet has weather which can be confusing and alarming. It's sunny now, but it can always rain later.
Navy	What is rain?
Lapis	It's like... oh wait! I can just show you.
Lapis controls a giant water bubble over them, and simulates rain.
Lapis	I know it's a bit strange but-
Navy	(Squeeing) Oh ah ha ha, The sky is crying!
Steven	She likes it! Navy likes it!
Navy	Oh, a planet that's not always sunny. It's almost like, it's always changing. Oh-hoho! It's so beautiful.
Steven	Yeah! Exactly!
Peridot	Wow! That's like chapter ninety-seven of Earth stuff! Looks like we have an advanced student on our hands.
Lapis	(Annoyed) Yeah. No kidding.
The scene switches to inside the barn.
Peridot	This is our Gem Cave. Lapis hates it when I call it that. So I don't. The barn is pretty big so you can have one of the corners. Make it your own.
Navy	That sounds so nice. Any corner would be lovely.
Steven	You should have a look around.
Navy inspects the toilets, and gets curious about the hammock.
Navy	Oh. What's this for?
Peridot	That's a hammock. It's a bed you fall out of.
Lapis	It's where I like to sleep. I don't have to do it, but I like to do it. You know. Turn off for the bed and-
Peridot	Snore! Like this! (Snores very loud) Snore!
Navy	Wow! Sounds groovy! How do I start?
Lapis	That one is really hard to explain. You lie down somewhere and close your eyes. And think about nothing, or everything. But it might take you a little while feel comfortable enough to-
Navy	(Snores) Ah~.
Lapis	(Annoyed) Looks like you've got it.
Outside in the Corn Fields.
Peridot	And here is our organic Earth farm. The ground around here is teeming with resources wich feed growing crops around us. Don't bother talking to the corn. It can't hear you.
Lapis	Plants may seem strange too at first. But don't worry, you don't have to love everything right away.
Navy	I love plants! Oh.
Lapis	Well. What about Pumpkin? Do you love Pumpkin too?
Navy	(Cheery) I love Pumpkin! (Giggles)
Steven	Eww! Pumpkin kisses. (Laughs)
Lapis	(Very annoyed) Well what about dirt? Do you love the dirt too?
Navy	What's dirt?
Lapis points to the ground.
Navy	Ah! I do love the dirt! (Rolls on the ground laughing)
Lapis	So, what about us? What do you feel about us?
Navy	You guys are the best! Thank you, thank you. Thank you all for taking me in. Oh we're gonna be the best of friends.
Lapis	But we were just enemies! Don't you remember? (Flustered)Why don't you get mad?!
Navy	I think even if I really tried that's the one thing I can't do.
Lapis	(Angry) Oh come on!
Lapis flies away.
Navy	Did I do something?
Steven	I think it might be more complicated than that. Why don't you stay here and admire more of the plants?
Peridot	Lapis!
Steven	Lapis!
Peridot, Pumpkin and Steven run off-screen looking out for Lapis.
Navy	(Sighs)
Back at the Barn.
Peridot	Lapis!
Steven	Lapis! Where are you?
Lapis	She's just... I-I-It's just like she's fine with us. Like, there's no problem.
Peridot lifts Herself, Pumpkin, and Steven on a Trash Can Lid.
Steven	Lapis, are you ok?
Lapis	No. Something is seriously wrong with me. It took me so long to learn to like this planet.
Peridot	Hey, no one said there's a rush.
Lapis	Navy just loves everyone and everything right away. She has no guard, no fear. I just don't get it. Why it is so easy for her when it was so hard for me.
Navy	Oh no! I-I didn't to make anyone upset! Maybe I just should go.
Steven	Ah... Navy!
Lapis	No, no. It's my problem. I didn't mean to make you feel like you don't belong here.
Peridot	Yeah. You should stay.
Navy	Oh! You guys! I'm so glad! I don't know where I'd go anyway. Can't go anywhere without my ship. That's the only place I ever really belonged anyway. I miss it so much.
Steven	Navy! We have your ship! It's right over there!
Navy	You do? (Camera pans the entire barn) Wow I didn't even notice it there.
Steven	Maybe you could uh... show us the ropes?
Navy	Oh! I would love that.
Steven and Co' ride the Eyeball.
Steven	This is perfect! The Crystal Gems finally have a pilot!
Peridot	Things are going ok now. Eh?
Lapis	Yeah. Yeah they are.
Navy	Hey Steven. Hit that button behind you and I'll show you what this baby can really do.
Steven	Uh, you mean the one right here?
Navy	Yeah, that's the one!
Steven	I'm gonna press it!
Navy's seat is encased in a light tube, while the lights are turned off. The hatches open and everybody is hanging on the edges of the door.
Steven	Navy! Hello! Navy! I think something went wrong with the ship!
Navy	The only thing wrong... is that you're still holding on. (Laughs)
Steven	Wait. This whole time all you wanted was your ship? You could've just stolen to begin with!
Navy	I could have done that, but then I would've never gotten to see the look on your face when you were tricked by your favorite little Ruby!
Lapis	What!
Peridot	Hey! I can't hear what's happening! Is Navy showing us the ocean? Oh 'cause this is a heck of a way to do it!
Lapis	You! Dirty little-
Navy	(Gasps)
Lapis tries to climb inside the ship, but Navy maneuvers the ship to throw everybody off into the ocean.
Navy	Bye bye!
Steven	What! Lapis she is getting away!
Lapis	(Cracks up) I was right! No one could be that well adjusted. (Keeps laughing)
Lapis, Peridot, Pumpkin and Steven swim to the shore and meet with Garnet.
Steven	Garnet!
Garnet is holding two balloons. She pops the one that says "Welcome to the Party!" and keeps the one that says "Sorry for your Loss".
Garnet	It was still worth a shot.
Everybody looks up at the sky. The screen closes in a star shape in the sky, over Navy's face.